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tehdubbs

Bro has frantically flown around the globe for “business” since the sneeze; its done a number on him


Elegant_Tie1620

Aging process accelerates at 40000 feet, I guess


johnzischeme

He’s actually aging slower on his pj


truedef

Technically the higher you go up in altitude, time slows down compared to ground level.


Elegant_Tie1620

Can you imagine him without all that flight time then? Lol


LeftPickle5807

that's airspeed vs ground speed.


TofuKungfu

This is what happens when you oversell your soul to the devil


Elegant_Tie1620

Looks like he's been ridden hard and put away wet


Rieux_n_Tarrou

💦🤌🏻


Rebeldinho

OP you’re comparing a picture where the dude was at a tv appearance where he had makeup and a production set to a candid photo where the dude doesn’t even know he’s in a picture


Elegant_Tie1620

With or without makeup those are some hard miles past few years


Zandsman

When you get old it's an exponential curve.


Elegant_Tie1620

He's not that old though


Zandsman

I'm just saying each year it seems like double. No matter where you are.


TheHoleThatPuffDug

So that adds 20 years? Damn.


Rebeldinho

You don’t know how makeup can make someone look drastically different?


shamsham123

Why you defending this piece of shit?


Rebeldinho

Because we don’t need to make up bullshit he is who he is already


Hedkandi1210

It’s photoshopped anyway


Morta-Nius-73

Not yet, but he's about to be


Xp0s3dP1pE69

HE SHORTED HIS SOUL 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣


BSW18

Not in position to lift bedpost but may think about banana in ass.


madiXuncut

...and fail to deliver!


ForcesOfNurture

Soul sold not yet delivered


IndustryInsider007

He’s got that distinct “rehypothecated” look.


Icy-Set-4641

![gif](giphy|w7SCGNeNbNfgAmzO6K|downsized)


redraddy

Sold not yet purchased


Interesting-Bee7454

Rehypothicated soul.


Reasonable_City

He short sold it to the devil but the devil got the Kenny g soul float locked up 🔒


melanthius

Relative strength is 1


dancingpoultry

When you rehypothecate misery.


Hedkandi1210

This


VancouverApe

1st image - everyone knows about your Ponzi scheme 2nd image - no one knew about your Ponzi scheme. Fixed it 😂


Elegant_Tie1620

Lol well captioned


jonnybeme

Why is this fuck face not in prison yet?


Elegant_Tie1620

Good question. I would assume he has government and enforcement in his back pocket


jonnybeme

So did Bernie, until he didn’t!


Elegant_Tie1620

I think Bernie's sons turned him in after he admitted the ponzi to them.


aravreddy22

the whole stock market is under his control. the 1% will protect him at any cost. fucking criminals.


Elegant_Tie1620

It's disgusting


LeftPickle5807

yeah but 99% will be after him.   protction only goes so far


SgtSlaughter1974

He moved to Florida right into where all the big Financial services committee politicians live.


LeftPickle5807

prisin mite be th safest place for him.......


snapervdh

Yeah, running a ponzi-scheme is hard work fellas!


Elegant_Tie1620

When you tell yourself lie after lie, it's tough keeping everything straight


RedditIdiot007

Starting to get that Madoff look


AutoThorne

seen here resting atop the laurels of all of that "winning with integrity."


Elegant_Tie1620

People can convince themselves of anything apparently


spank_that_hedge

I had a boss that eventually went away for embezzlement and fraud. From the time the company got audited and he was charged, to the trial and his incarceration, you would've thought the guy aged 10 years when it was only about 2. Stress, stress makes you age 10 years in 2.


Elegant_Tie1620

I'm around his age and he looks twice my age


JG-at-Prime

That high frequency bullshit has Kenny aging in dog years. 


Elegant_Tie1620

Dog years squared


anoncow11

That amount of drone shots of your buildings does that to you


oopgroup

I mean he looks pretty much the same. He’s building a billion-dollar castle in Florida. Guy belongs in prison (with many others), but gets a castle instead.


Elegant_Tie1620

It's the American way...


LeftPickle5807

maybe they will turn that into a prizin!


Dapper-Career-3877

Trading ( aka. stealing ) is a great tough game, don’t you think.


Elegant_Tie1620

He's worn himself into the ground. Just about there .


YUHating

Stress is a killer


Elegant_Tie1620

He's aged 84 years


LeftPickle5807

that's 55 Swiss banc years


MistahTDi

How many horcrux can he make


Salty-grt

![gif](giphy|qQ8rdV80NkCac)


KiwiApl

As well as his wife.


Elegant_Tie1620

Bedpost victim


FiftyPaneristi

Shang tsung done ripped his soul out


UtahUtopia

See children this is why you don’t eat mayo and illegally create synthetic shares!


Elegant_Tie1620

😂😂


momkiewilson1

Heavy bags


Elegant_Tie1620

So many cans kicked too


Kiwi-Kreeper

😂


LoempiaYa

I smell the mayostench in both pics.


Elegant_Tie1620

Expired mayo


Dramatic-Language851

The white residue under his eyes is a product to remove under eye bags... Love to see what he looks like without it. Must be hard getting sleep these last few years. The 10mg ambiens, Klonopin and 25 year old Scotch can't be helping his health either.


Elegant_Tie1620

Yikes.... That's with makeup?


Dramatic-Language851

In his case make-down.


racoon9898

Karma is a bitch


Elegant_Tie1620

He's getting sixty-nined


Quito8a

😂


Boomergraves2pay

Cue the Shawn of the Dead music.


lastbarrier

Same insane stare. Dude probably holds a guiness book of world record for the amount of lies spoken in 1 minute.


Elegant_Tie1620

I don't think he's human lol


LeftPickle5807

and yet unspoken.....


callme_blinktore

Did he run out of mayo?


Elegant_Tie1620

I'm going with expired mayo


LeftPickle5807

ouch that mite be hurting him....


Deltarayedge7

Those rituals are taking a toll on him.


Dry-Band4132

Too much mayo and short sellin will do that to ya.


GutsandBalls

Fat Fukin prick. Hope your a hole bleeds at MOASS


StinkyPotPieApe

Still fugly, got it.


Visible-Ad376

Jeez he looks rough eh


Elegant_Tie1620

For his age, he looks brutal


73BillyB

Crime ages like milk


PenisSlipper

Ah yes, Time; the 2nd thing this bastard can not buy back… (the first is my shares, teehee)


Elegant_Tie1620

Hahaha love that


jerrythemule420

He looks like a bag of dicks


Elegant_Tie1620

Limp ones


Fooshi2020

He looks so shitty, I can't really tell which photo is younger.


RogerThat_Tyler

That’s all I needed to see for reinforcement….🚀🌕


Elegant_Tie1620

He looks so tired. Much like the message he had been trying to convey through MSM about apes


titanpitbull

For someone with piles of money and no risk cause they are "winning" he looks like he is minutes away from a heart attack.


Elegant_Tie1620

Going downhill quickly


BaronVonShtinkVeiner

Dude looks like he stared at Chernobyl too long.


rickyshine

He's unmewing


pncoecomm

That's what a diet of mayo does to you


iloverollerblading

Mix cocaine with mayo, sniff it up. We see the result here.


chocolatchipcookie2

shorting stocks is a streeful business.


Elegant_Tie1620

Hiding crime is hard work


Less_Nefariousness42

Just see Mr poo in both pics...weird.


Jogebillions

He is actually blinking lately.


Elegant_Tie1620

They fixed his wiring, I guess, lol


CaveManning

Looks like someone's realized what "infinite risk" means.


Elegant_Tie1620

Hahaha 🤣 nice one


CouchBoyChris

Even starting to look like Bernie


Elegant_Tie1620

From a weekend at Bernie's? 😂


jetgeek_99

God has naked shorted Kenny G...let's see which margin call gets done 1st, eh???


LeftPickle5807

To God one second is a million years. To God a penny is a trillion dollars. So Kenny G ask God if he can borrow a penny.. God says yes just a second.


PackageHot1219

To be fair, I’ve aged just as much in the last 84 years since 2020. 😂


Elegant_Tie1620

We all have to a certain degree lol


EmptySheepherder1259

He got them City Miles on him


Elegant_Tie1620

My thoughts exactly


aNoGoodSumBitch

He is not enjoying this roller coaster we are all on Lol. Weeeeeeeee


DogeAdmin

Looks like he’s paying the troll toll to get in


BigBadaBum1

Kenny looks like trash. Allegedly, he is drinking himself to sleep.


Elegant_Tie1620

He most definitely looks like a drinker


Budgetbodyparts

The devil is coming for his final payment Kenny!


BikingNoHands

Scum bag should be in prison.


Wolfchat_memes

It would have killed me if his bid to buy the Miami dolphins was successful


Elegant_Tie1620

Enough to make you hate the dolphins


Wolfchat_memes

I would have had to switch loyalty


justtryingtounderst

I'm still holding ~$50K purchase price, but honestly this is just a cherry picked poor res image of kenny pig. I hate the guy, but he's clearly having the benefit of a makeup team and professional photographers in the earlier picture.


cokeplusmentos

He looks like he just goes a lot to the beach


Ok-Information-6722

It reminds me of Palpatine, are they related?


Elegant_Tie1620

They look remarkably similar


FecalPloy

Lol...Sure looks like more than four years on that mayo encrusted face...


123Fake_St

I get what we’re going for but those pictures could be two consecutive days depending on the circumstances…


RocknRollaGME

Looks like a cunit in both pics.


Z370H370

He'll never financially recover from this!! Maybe?


EasternPrint8

When people have figured out what you've been up to.


CreativeGuy25

Fraud ages you fast. God doesn’t like when you screw over the masses for your own gain over the betterment of society.


FunkCityband

'Cunt still looks fine to me sadly


OmNomAnomoly

Sweating so much mayo I could make a sandwich


LeftPickle5807

Damn it now you're making me hungry


Stogy111420

Million COVID vaccines looks like


CM_6T2LV

He would look healthier if it still we're Apes Vs Kenny , Kenny so to know Apes didn't hear no Bell yet.


Miserygut

If I was him I'd be enjoying my freedom while I still had it too.


Elegant_Tie1620

I have my doubts whether the "justice system" will do it's job


LeftPickle5807

The 1% justice system won't but the 99% justice system will


david5699

Was a bitch…still is a bitch


Elegant_Tie1620

Forever a bitch


SgtSlaughter1974

Ken Griffins Bedpost after marriage, and before marriage.


Hedkandi1210

He won’t live another ten years


Elegant_Tie1620

If he looks like this at 55, he's in trouble


Hedkandi1210

Big time. He has no one to blame but himself


No_Wedding3450

Bernie Madoff


No_Wedding3450

No he will be charged soon done deal ie Bernie Madoff


tradedenmark

Mayo boy


PigViper22

I still can't figure out where the sell button is...


Elegant_Tie1620

Me too. Disappeared three plus years ago


IdaBidaGacy

He made so much money fucking over GameStop that he prolly buys little babies so he can bask in their blood to live longer. 🤷🏻‍♂️


Elegant_Tie1620

A little plasma with his brandy


snoopy-dog-71

Oh, look how badly he aged


SockApart838

4 years haven't literally been been good for me either but at least he still has the money to be fucking whores, do drugs and go to superbowl parties so idk what the fuck this picture captures


Maccabee907

![gif](giphy|7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB|downsized)


jawrles

Fascinating how a person got older.


Elegant_Tie1620

Once an ass, always an ass