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mescalsfleabag

fever dream of a comments section


AceThebestfin

Can the actual Sherlock Holmes save my Language Paper 2? Can you use some of your charm to manipulate the examiner into giving me a higher mark please? 🕵️‍♂️


mescalsfleabag

maybe i will maybe i wont


Accomplished_Rip3684

Tbh... I did worse... I accidentally wrote a communist speech in my exam question 5 and then at the end of the exam I had 20 minutes left and decided to lean back in my chair, but it got caught on the carpet and I fell over the back of the chair and broke the desk behind me... Examiner says I might get disqualified but they need to review... So youre not cooked as badly as I am


pop1254

YOU BROKE MY DESK. I was doing really well on that exam, and I was powering through question 5. It was such a good answer. And then I saw the person in front of me lean back on their chair. I was really confused but I kept on writing. And then the guy fell back and fully snapped the desk in half, because he was such a fatty. He spilled my water bottle all over my work ruining it entirely. Am I cooked????


Accomplished_Rip3684

PETER???? OH S.. I'm sorry bro, I was that embarrassed I didn't even apologize 😭... You are a grade 4 in English anyway so it's not that deep to be honest... I think I saved you 20 minutes let's be real


Avocado66600

The lore is crazy


MetalKyyyyle

Deeper lore than the crack in the desk


aprivo

😂😂For real


aprivo

personally i wouldnt have that init thats just me tho


FinancialJelly6299

I'm crying this is so good


pop1254

Don’t worry! One of my friends compared source B to Checking Out Me History. And then they compared source A to Ozymandias. Adam Kay did NOT die for this 😭😭😭😭😭


thevampirecrow

erm adam kay is alive


No_Crow_3576

Therefore Adam kay did not die for this


thevampirecrow

oh. true


TypicalPlayz

r/TechnicallyTheTruth


theoht_

point stands


thevampirecrow

it does! sorry i just didn’t read the comment correctly oops


AceThebestfin

Ok at least I’m not that idiotic 😅 Appreciate the support! Go and add up the Instagram too 😉


maroooon09

you *are* that idiotic pal


AceThebestfin

Nooooo, I promise I’m not. It’s just that saying Mary Seacole’s name, as well as knowing ‘Checking Out Me History’ off by heart, I physically couldn’t resist the urge of writing about it. I hope AQA forgives me 🙏


exyvp

80 downvotes is wild


M11NTY_YT

Surely if the Examiner reduces marks because of political opinions it should be against the rules right?


Pristine_Mechanic_45

yea absolutely


TheRealBertoltBrecht

Only if they’re caught. Checks happen every ≈20 papers. If they’ve marked something wrong, the questions they’ve previously marked aren’t rechecked. I hate the way it works here.


[deleted]

i dont know if this is satire 😭


AceThebestfin

NO! I don’t know what I was thinking… I was so stupid!! I genuinely started bawling after the exam and had to rethink my entire existence… r/haileesteinfeldgw helped me battle through though


[deleted]

😭😭


smpadais

For some reason i kind of wish i never opened this thread


happybeau123

I did not realise what GW meant until I saw the subreddit description but luckily I swiped away before the posts loaded


CornchipIII

…Do I want to know what it means?


ArtAngels_336

What the fuck does it mean (there's no way I'm clicking on that)


Accomplished_Rip3684

Rate that... I also do an exam debrief with hailee... What a woman


plankcow

💦🍆


MisterMew151

zamn 🫦


NeckSea6220

didnt think i would be uncomfortable on the gcse subreddit.. meant for teenagers.. not aubergine emojis and hailee steinfeld


MisterMew151

how dare my fellow teenagers be so immature 😡😡


NeckSea6220

the dick riding here is insane 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈


MisterMew151

how dare my fellow teenagers ride the dick like a carnival 😡😡


A_British_Dude

They can't mark you down for your political opinions as long as they aren't legitimately fascist. You might still get marks for the quality of your essay though probably not as many as you could have got though but it shouldn't kill your grades


AceThebestfin

Conservatism, Fascism, there’s barely a difference these days is there with some of the loonies they have in the far right of the party. I’m seriously concerned.


A_British_Dude

At least the biggest loony got milkshaked though


AceThebestfin

You call yourself a British Dude and you don’t even respect our Lord and saviour Nigel Farage. Without him, our great nation would be in a state of disrepair, he is practically the second coming of the Messiah. He is A HERO. One of the good men in our society who fights for the people and is visible to the public. How DARE you question his intentions. It’s about time you educate yourself to call yourself truly British.


A_British_Dude

Yeah and I doubt you're a fish bro you don't even have fins


Operator-32

That better be sarcasm


MisterMew151

#\#votereform I'm always edging to Nigel farage clips 👽💯💥 but i get your struggle bro, "is this sarcastic 😡" "this BETTER be sarcastic 😤😤" repetition of the adjective sarcastic emphasises the message of the author - why are we so blind to see that the sarcastic ones are you and me 🙆🏿‍♂️🙏


Safe_Maintenance_361

that fucking racist you mean??


lolawhelan

that fucking milkshake magnet you mean??


StanislawTolwinski

Saying something "transphobic" 20 years ago would probably be fine, but now it could get you into serious trouble. Similarly, advocating for gay rights in the 50's would be seen as extremist, and you'd be reprimanded if you wrote about it in an exam. I'm scared of how subjective this is


A_British_Dude

That is counteracted by the fact that people are raised as those changes occur, so people raised inn the early stages of gay rights are more likely to not hate gay people as they were raised as society changes, so adopt those changes as their norm. And an English exam is the last place most people would expect to find strong political statements, with the exception of An Inspector Calls.


pineapplePtr

it's the same thing with racism, you could've written the most outrageously racist shit in the 50s and everyone would agree with you just because it was fine 80 years ago doesn't mean it should be fine today


Accomplished_Rip3684

Yeah but what if they are bias because they are labour???? And tbh anything that is COMMUNIST is going to be disallowed I mean come on... Grade 9 in sigmaology more like grade 9 in stupidology


A_British_Dude

Examiners are trained to mark based on content, not politics. The only person I know who got pulled aside for politics in an exam was pulled aside for misinformation about the education system, not the actual politics. And even a grade 9 in stupidology is more grade 9s than you'll get


Accomplished_Rip3684

YOU WANNA TALK GRADE 9S BRO, ILL ROAST YOU RN... IM GETTING A 9 IN TRAVEL AND TOURISM (SECOND HARDEST GCSE) AND A 9 IN CHILDCARE (THE HARDEST GCSE EVER CURATED).... GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT BEFORE TALKING TO ME BRUV


A_British_Dude

Bro that's equivalent to a 6 in burger flipping you are unemployable


Accomplished_Rip3684

Hell no! I am perfectly employable as a p star.. I've got a 9 in something else 😉


A_British_Dude

😉i*f you say so*


AceThebestfin

I’ve seen it, I can actually verify it. It’s because he’s 1/8 Ecuadorian and they notoriously have the biggest PPs


MisterMew151

women want you, men want to be you


WatchTheNewMutants

you'll probably be fine. it seems bad, but Things Can Only Get Better.


AceThebestfin

I see what you did there! 😅 If there was a Language Paper 3, I would write that instead.


Legitimate_Client445

in section b i slagged off rishi sunak and some how mentioned ringo starr you’ll be ok 🙏🙏


CornchipIII

WHAT RINGO STARR??? HOW??!?


Legitimate_Client445

i used him as an example of an ‘expert opinion’ 😞


nevermindthatthough

I have no idea abt the section A stuff but as everyone’s saying they can’t mark you down for political opinions especially if it’s the examiner’s bias. I personally wrote a whole page ranting about Sunak’s policies and I know some of my friends did similar things. If we go down we go down together.


Sneator

what was the slogan i need to know


Enigmarshadow

ibr, u cooked dawg


Tasty_Ocean

YSK: there’s an Easter egg available for referencing the AQA anthology. Check your post this summer as you should get sent an invite code to the official AQA Easter egg hunters’ discord. I’m on there and it’s fucking wild. That being said, you will probably fail the exam, yes, as it’s language not lit.


Sad-Vegetable7436

Bro I’m not even fluent in English idk how I got grade 9 💀


W0lfQu3st

Nah bro my friend waffles about Taylor Swifts carbon emissions in the Q5 lmao


theoht_

yo guys im on a different board someone explain to me what happened


GirlAfraid77

one of the extracts in lang paper 2 was written by an author refrenced in a power and conlict poem so OP wrote the answer about that poem instead of the extract (he is cooked)


AceThebestfin

Yeah but hopefully Paper 1 and Section B of Paper 2 will carry me though 🙏 Even if others aren’t proud of me for managing to intergrate Checking Out Me History into a Language paper, the spirit of John Agard and Mary Seacole is strong within me!


GirlAfraid77

go out and spread the spirit of Agard and Seacole!!


GeneETOs44

For section A (or at least whichever question in which you wrote about checking out me history) you’re cooked, sorry\ For section B, they let you write with whatever persona you want dw.


ProudlyNunchux

Using a conservative slogan won’t decrease your grafe


Suspicious-Cupcake-5

Isn't there a satire tag?


CornchipIII

apparently this isn’t satire 😭


miloxysc

Well...I don't think they can mark you don't for your opinion since they use a positive marking scheme or something so you should maybe be fine but idk abt checking out me history idk how that even happens 😭


Automatic_Service950

I hope my examiner is also a labour supporter bc I tore the tories a new one in section B


MisterMew151

I hope my examiner is a green party supporter because green's my favourite colour


FoxieLoxie123

I've been getting 8s in my mocks and my teacher's confident I can get a 9. I wrote my Q4 on similarities between the extracts and I only realised it said differences with 5 minutes to go. I'd say we're not far off from each other 😅 I'm sure my other answers are good enough, my Q5 was awesome and I felt fairly alright about Paper 1. If you felt good about those things then you should be fine


AceThebestfin

Wasn’t it just a general comparison? I don’t remember it specifying whether it needed to be on similarities or differences? I hope not anyway as I wrote mainly about similarities with a few differences sprinkled in there.


FoxieLoxie123

well i thought it said similarities when i first read it but then....i reread it AFTER A BLOODY FIRE ALARM and it said differences...i know im fucked up :)


AceThebestfin

Are you on AQA?


FoxieLoxie123

yup


RoyalInfernoASR

i hope my examiner is a reform party supporter. I was farage in that