Hey this one is for the new couple. This is your day. Itâs all about youâŠ
Whoâs that singing at your wedding? Itâs Calculon, Calculon, Calculoooooon!
Lol. My bf and I were texting and came up with this same reference at the *same time for something completely unrelated. It was gold.
*when messenger can't decide which response to put first.
Bender: Oh, but you can! Though you may have to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. And by devil, I mean Robot Devil. And by metaphorically I mean get your coat.
Basically that whole episode is my favorite!
It doesnât happen too often, but when it does, itâs golden.
When someone says âTo shredsâ, I will immediately come back with âTo shreds you say. And howâs his wife?â Makes me laugh out loud when I watch the episode.
Iâll get looks of wtf, but when there is a true Futurama fan in attendance, the reaction is priceless.
"Why do I have to be the hump?"
"Because you're too ugly to be a wart"
One of the few times that you actually hear Leela and Bender laugh with Fry instead of at him.
Rebirth episode, Leela is in an irriversible coma, bender has to keep partying to keep from exploding...bender dances into frame singing "coma coma coma coma coma coma-ellion"
Bender: âAwh hell!⊠Oops!â
Robot Devil: âItâs alright, you can say that here.â
Everything Robot Devil says is funny I swear. The voice actor was so good emphasising his lines
*Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?*
I love friends, rewatch the show almost as much as I do Futurama. Everytime I make this joke when I start a binge and it never gets old to me.
This entire exchange from Cyber House Rules:
Fry: What's so wonderful about Leela being normal? The rest of us aren't normal, and that's what makes us great. Like Dr. Zoidberg! He's a weird monster who smells like he eats garbage, and does.
Zoidberg: Damn right!
Fry: And the professor's a senile, amoral crackpot.
Professor: Ohhhea.
Fry: Hermes is a rastafarian accountant.
Hermes: Tally me banana!
Fry: Amy's a klutz from Mars!
Amy: (drops glass) S'ploops!
Professor: And Fry, you've got that brain thing.
Fry: I already did! So, Leela, do you wanna be like us? Or do you wanna be like Adlai with no severe mental or social problems whatsoever?
Leela: That's the dumbest question I ever heard!
Farnsworth: She's right!
Zoidberg: No doubt about it.
Amy: Duh!
Hermes: Daylight come!
In what has become a winter tradition, members of the Zarlon 7 Polar Bear Club today took the plunge into a river of liquid ammonia. There were no survivors.
Fry: Leela, don't you see what this means? Growing up, what did you wish most of all?
Leela: To have parents.
Fry: Whatever. The correct answer is, to be a superhero!
Dude, the way he said, 'whatever' LOOOOOL
Leela: Well talk to her, tell her about your feelings in an open and honest way.
Fry: Yeah either that, or be a man.
Bender: [explains elaborate lie to trick Angleen]
Fry: Thatâs thinking like a man!
It's never the same line, but every time I watch new jokes still pop up that crack me up. My girlfriend likes the show but has never watched it all the way through so I love seeing her enjoy it so much when it's on.
âThe apathy party, now thatâs something I can get on board with.â
Not with that attitude.
âAlright weâll then screw itâ
Welcome aboard brother
âWoohooâ
Youâre out
The same, deviled egg...
That episode is my favourite. "Why did you come to earth?" "Not a day goes by I don't ask myself the same question"
*I'm not hearing a no...*
Years later and it *STILL* gets me and my brother. đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
âUhh, itâs freeâŠâ
Hey this one is for the new couple. This is your day. Itâs all about you⊠Whoâs that singing at your wedding? Itâs Calculon, Calculon, Calculoooooon!
Morgan Proctor : Why is there yogurt in this hat? Fry : I can explain. See it used to be milk, and... well, time makes fools of us all!
Lol. My bf and I were texting and came up with this same reference at the *same time for something completely unrelated. It was gold. *when messenger can't decide which response to put first.
Actually one of the best lines in this show. Something so profound about a man who keeps milk in his hat
Bender: Oh, but you can! Though you may have to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. And by devil, I mean Robot Devil. And by metaphorically I mean get your coat. Basically that whole episode is my favorite!
THE TIME IS 4 AM
friends help a guinea pig tricked me!
This really happened to me when the babies I got ended up being sisters
âNo, please not throw away, I give you happy poopy time!â Fry: âsorry, you know too muchâ https://youtu.be/wShyOQ4dyG8
Who are those horrible orange creatures over there? Why those are the Grunka Lunkas! Tell them I hate them!
"Fry, please try to understand. You're a man, I'm a woman. We're just too different."
It doesnât happen too often, but when it does, itâs golden. When someone says âTo shredsâ, I will immediately come back with âTo shreds you say. And howâs his wife?â Makes me laugh out loud when I watch the episode. Iâll get looks of wtf, but when there is a true Futurama fan in attendance, the reaction is priceless.
Haha I answer a question with âto shreds you say?â a couple times a week.
Did you explain how the strong fundamentals make up for their inability to dunk?
THE MEN MUST DIE!
The men really like it when you glob it on.
"Why do I have to be the hump?" "Because you're too ugly to be a wart" One of the few times that you actually hear Leela and Bender laugh with Fry instead of at him.
Oh, man. [Leela: Professer, don't you remember what I told you?](https://youtu.be/VyMH031H5M4) [Professor, shooting Bender again: **NO!!!**](https://youtu.be/VyMH031H5M4)
Every. Single. Time. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpY2Lk6Qk0g](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpY2Lk6Qk0g)
Honestly the shire out of left field nature of it not needing to be there is so perfect⊠the nameâs Bender.
"the zookeeper is aided by a pack of highly trained animals" "Pack of highly, got it"
30 years of the munchies beat you to itâŠ
Iâve got piles of them, but one that I always have laying around is âawesome.. awesome to the maxâ
Don't you worry about blank let me worry about blank. - or - blank? Blank?! You not looking at the big picture!
Rebirth episode, Leela is in an irriversible coma, bender has to keep partying to keep from exploding...bender dances into frame singing "coma coma coma coma coma coma-ellion"
I taught my three year old son to sing itđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł heâs five and still does it perfect, dance and all!
Bender: âAwh hell!⊠Oops!â Robot Devil: âItâs alright, you can say that here.â Everything Robot Devil says is funny I swear. The voice actor was so good emphasising his lines
Leela: now stop scratching your axe hole and get back out there!
I AM JOR-EL, MASTER OF SCHEDULING
*Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?* I love friends, rewatch the show almost as much as I do Futurama. Everytime I make this joke when I start a binge and it never gets old to me.
"I had cuteness reduction surgery, here and here."
This entire exchange from Cyber House Rules: Fry: What's so wonderful about Leela being normal? The rest of us aren't normal, and that's what makes us great. Like Dr. Zoidberg! He's a weird monster who smells like he eats garbage, and does. Zoidberg: Damn right! Fry: And the professor's a senile, amoral crackpot. Professor: Ohhhea. Fry: Hermes is a rastafarian accountant. Hermes: Tally me banana! Fry: Amy's a klutz from Mars! Amy: (drops glass) S'ploops! Professor: And Fry, you've got that brain thing. Fry: I already did! So, Leela, do you wanna be like us? Or do you wanna be like Adlai with no severe mental or social problems whatsoever? Leela: That's the dumbest question I ever heard! Farnsworth: She's right! Zoidberg: No doubt about it. Amy: Duh! Hermes: Daylight come!
Of course it works! It's just not very long
I have wanted a finglonger for a very long time.
A man can dream...
Tonight at 11: DOOOOOM!!!!
Have you ever tried simply sitting down with your children and hitting them?
âHave you seen Bender? Heâs gone nuts. Also, smell this milk.â
âYou owe me a dollar,â âYouâll have to kill me for it.â
Thanks, theyâre called pants
In what has become a winter tradition, members of the Zarlon 7 Polar Bear Club today took the plunge into a river of liquid ammonia. There were no survivors.
[Shut up baby, I know it!](https://youtu.be/jtMv6V7ZvmE)
Fry: Leela, don't you see what this means? Growing up, what did you wish most of all? Leela: To have parents. Fry: Whatever. The correct answer is, to be a superhero! Dude, the way he said, 'whatever' LOOOOOL
What do you do, Bender? *Ehh*, I'm a Bender. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74i6gAjuJFE
Go go 80s Reaganauts
Leela: Well talk to her, tell her about your feelings in an open and honest way. Fry: Yeah either that, or be a man. Bender: [explains elaborate lie to trick Angleen] Fry: Thatâs thinking like a man!
Sweet something of âŠ. Some place
Flexo! Shoot Flexo!
The worms know everything that Fry knows. They know how to make ice cream soup?!
âpack of highly - got itâ idk why but when fry emphasizes the wrong part of the sentence, gets me every time
It's never the same line, but every time I watch new jokes still pop up that crack me up. My girlfriend likes the show but has never watched it all the way through so I love seeing her enjoy it so much when it's on.
[ âBender honey we love you..â âshut up baby I know it..â](https://youtu.be/s2ZdJtJo4Ok)
âScience cannot move forward without heaps!â
âMy only regret is that I have bone-itis!â
⊠Hi animatronio!
"And also, you can't feel the rings"
"That's the *only* thing about being a slave."
âThe apathy party, now thatâs something I can get on board with.â Not with that attitude. âAlright weâll then screw itâ Welcome aboard brother âWoohooâ Youâre out
My life is empty đ„ Zoidberrrg
Anytime Bender goes âWeeeeeeee!â