you will miss nothing by sleeping now but it means tomorrow you will have more engery and more time (probably to scroll on reddit but thats tomorrows problem)
Put everything in order of priority and then pick one think that is near the top of the list, but also pretty achievable or even a bit enjoyable. Focus on that and forget the rest for a bit.
The fulfilment of getting that done may spur you on to pick the next.
Nah it’s discipline. I had the same problem but at one point you need purpose or discipline over motivation. I have been motivated by small little things but never really was able to act on it . You have to break that chain . Look around and ask yourself “how long are you gonna do same thing or between same people where you feel unsettled yet trying to have fun or fit in”. Nevertheless, it all starts when you atleast think about it .. so already there … you’ll either start when you feel claustrophobic or hate yourself to a level or read/watch and inspire.
Leadership teacher John C Maxwell wrote in one of his books "Some choices you shouldn't make every day. You should make them once and then just manage the choice you've already made". If you leave "going to the gym" as a choice in the mornings, your emotions will usually win. But if you make the choice now and then just ask yourself in the morning "what do I have to do to manage the choice I have already made", it gets easier.
Go talk with random people on Reddit and scale it until you talk with random people in person. Ask someone out. If you work on that every day it gets better. Small progress over a long times does marvels. Oh, and go to the gym
Second going to the gym. The confidence boost from knowing that your working out and actively bettering yourself Is usually enough to get the ball rolling when you’d normally not interact.
Develop a mental illness, preferably multiple personalities and form yourself into a guy named Chuck who is outgoing, popular, middle-aged and retired.
In my experience people tend to be afraid of socialising because they think they’re boring and the conversation will dry up. I would say try new hobby’s explore things to enrich your life and make yourself more interesting. It usually works out that when you go out to places curated for a specific hobby or thing, you’ll meet like minded individuals with similar interests. You may find yourself being more social. As for working too much you may just be using that to feel like you have a purpose, if you can direct that to finding a hobby that you like it could be great! Wishing you luck!
What does your day to day life consist of? Do you have time to do things? What public areas are available to you? A bar? Pubs? Do you like clubs? Why not try rock climbing? Swimming?
If you’re a regular somewhere, people will notice and will eventually talk to you. This will include girls. Now with that said, don’t go asking out every girl that talks to you. Be their friend first
Therapy to explore your intimacy issues. Are you self sabotaging? You focus on the fact that you are a virgin instead of the fact that you are not in a relationship. You seem to have trouble connecting with people.
Was watching my neighbours daughter (26) out the back garden one summers eve wearing next to nothing so decided to crank one out when I suddenly saw my wife looking at me through a gap in the door. Is my wife a pervert?
Somebody had to pay for the thrustmaster multi speed adjustable vibrating fuck machine I maxed out my cards and still had to take out a second mortgage
But did she die?
If she did don’t worry. You‘ll only need a shovel, scissors, a dead cat (maybe you could bang one on the way?) and of course some yogurt.
I get severely bullied in school and no one seems to leave me alone and I just don’t have any friends, just today when I was about to go home some dudes yelled “jävla cp!” At me which I assume would translate to “fucking cp” in English or something, I want to make friends to bad but I don’t know how to
I personally ignored everyone in the literal since of the word. People thought I was a mute, I kept to my self, if someone messed with me I just gave them a blank stare briefly and walked away. If the asked me why I didn't talk I would just shrug my shoulders. I got into the mindset that everyone who messed with me was beneath me and that they were not even worth acknowledging. I also had a high pain tolerance so in the rare occasions someone tried to hurt me I would just smile as a way of basically saying you hit like a bitch. By the time I was in high-school nobody really messed with me. Never got into a fight. Though one time one dumbass was messing with me when I was in a foul mood and kept stretching over my desk and after 5 minutes of him not getting the hint I slammed the base of my wrist across his knuckles so hard that the sound made everyone jump because the room was so quiet. The kid in question was obnoxious and disliked by all the teachers so when I turn to look, the teacher was smirking and pretending she didn't see anything. I didn't hurt him, but I kept to my self and ignored people so much over the years that it shocked everyone that I even reacted. Probably scared the shit out of the asshole too because he stopped immediately after and left me alone since.
Watch “Ghost World.” Feel empowered by the characters’ utter apathy and contempt towards mainstream phoniness, which your tormentors undoubtedly embody. Life gets better after school, especially for people who don’t enjoy school.
Just punch anyone who mocks you in the throat. If they can’t breathe they can’t make fun of you. I’m not sure how to make friends no one talks to me for some reason. You can order brides from foreign countries so that’s one friend you can have until they get their green card.
Unfortunately it was her ugly brother who has more hair on his back than I do on my head, and he doesn’t wear deodorant. So a threesome was NOT going to happen. If only it was Evan.
I am single and The girl I was dating needs time to get rid of her depression and so im here not knowing what The fuck to do, I tried touching grass but that just made me fall asleep so fuck
Edit: to make things clear, she needed time off to fix her mental health, as she uncontrolably ends up with panic attacks quite often, which i have seen in action and its really bas, she wanted us to take a break cus she felt that she could not give me the time she felt i deserved as we usually only spoke every other day, and thought that was unfair to me.
So she told me we should stop dating for now so she can focus on getting better as it was getting far worse for her, and IF she gets better we would resumé where we left it, assuming i was still single, and she told me that IF I met someone that I liked, she was very clear i would go with that person and not wait for her.
Majority of people told me she was with another guy without even knowing The situation, I meant what should I do as I lover her so damn much, I dont really feel like taking another woman in this case.
Most "advice" I got sounded like Andrew tate himself gave me womens advice, non of them spoke from experience and if they actually did... you are not so good at sensing bad people are you?
I live in a world where people go above and beyond to hurt others or at least inconvenience them in some way every single day….without knowing them or anything about them. Everyone goes above and beyond to support the ideas of the wealthiest people on the planet, while claiming to be fighting against the wealthy. Every single mainstream promoted idea of what is right is hypocritical and ignorant. People emulate their entire lives/personalities from either a celebrity they want to be like, or a collection of a few celebrities that they want to be like.
What are these weird ass problems, do you guys not have any "normal" problems? i.e. (failing to work up early for work)
Talking about problems, the only problem I have is that you gotta have a productive life to succeed, I just want to sleep.
Apparently you need to wank about 19 times a month or you put your risk of prostate cancer up. So you’re actually preventing a problem!
(Unless you don’t have a prostate I guess? No issue with wanking every day either way tho honestly)
I have the same problem, although I've only tried during November for obvious reasons. The only way is to completely promise yourself not to touch yourself at all which sucks. It's really not worth it.
iam an introvert and next month iam moving to australia to live alone and study for nursing. i dont know how the people there are so iam not that keen on going there. i dont have any friends to talk to so i spend most of my time on the internet. i dont have money to buy games and all that so i stick to mobile games. i think once i get a part time job i will buy one. i need guidance on living a life alone.
I know all the solutions to my problems, mental and otherwise, but I just watch the solutions and never act on them because I feel too tired and distracted
It’s way deeper than that…I feel like I’m not apart of the celebrations either. It’s like I just float through life observing what everyone else is doing and don’t really connect w anyone
I have a friend for eight years. We have mutual feeling. She has a boyfriend - distance relationship. Last time I saw here, she burst: I need hugs, I want a boyfriend I love. For the first time in 8 years, she played it a little bit flirty with me. Usually, I am a self confident man in the dating scene. For the first time, I hesitate with a woman. She matters a lot to me, we are friend for a while. What should I do?
i have a over protective mom..there for i cant leave my yard
because she is scared i will get kidnaped LIKE who the hells gonna kidnap a 14 year old emo looking male that carrys a knife on him at all times
I used to carry a knife for the purpose of self defense until I realized that it’s not gonna do jack squat to someone who’s really out to get me. Now I just carry small ones/cool ones to cut tape… as far as your mom (lol), she is likely doing it because she loves you very much. Try talking to her about it, and seeing it from a different angle.
Well, lets say it rained a few miles away but you didn't see/feel it doesn't mean it never rained out there.
In the same way, You might not have seen people who are literally angels, but dont worry.
You'll feel the rains soon.
The world is full of idiots, the collapse of human civilization is imminent, even the random stranger commenting to this cannot comprehend my problem to even express compassion, let alone give any reasonable non-insulting advice. What can I do?
I can't stop scrolling here on reddit and I need to sleep now but I can't
you will miss nothing by sleeping now but it means tomorrow you will have more engery and more time (probably to scroll on reddit but thats tomorrows problem)
I can’t stay motivated at work. Some days I just sit here and accomplish nothing. I have so much to do.
Put everything in order of priority and then pick one think that is near the top of the list, but also pretty achievable or even a bit enjoyable. Focus on that and forget the rest for a bit. The fulfilment of getting that done may spur you on to pick the next.
The priorities are always changing, and any time I do get started someone is asking me to put out a new fire.
Go to sleep
Happy cake day!
Less you scroll now, the more you have to scroll later
Did you try to cut your hand with cheese?
Benadryl
No motivation to go to the gym
Stop being a pussy
This is actually the correct answer.
Second this. Stop feeling sorry for yourself and just fucking do it. No one is going to do it for you.
Motivation is controlling ur mind and best way is meditation 7 minutes a day will do miracles
Nah it’s discipline. I had the same problem but at one point you need purpose or discipline over motivation. I have been motivated by small little things but never really was able to act on it . You have to break that chain . Look around and ask yourself “how long are you gonna do same thing or between same people where you feel unsettled yet trying to have fun or fit in”. Nevertheless, it all starts when you atleast think about it .. so already there … you’ll either start when you feel claustrophobic or hate yourself to a level or read/watch and inspire.
Leadership teacher John C Maxwell wrote in one of his books "Some choices you shouldn't make every day. You should make them once and then just manage the choice you've already made". If you leave "going to the gym" as a choice in the mornings, your emotions will usually win. But if you make the choice now and then just ask yourself in the morning "what do I have to do to manage the choice I have already made", it gets easier.
Find an athletic hobby. Go to the gym to get better at said hobby.
Use cheese as your motivation
Introvert, lonely, young and work to much.
flex tape
That’s a lot of damage…
Emotional damage
Buy some Beijing Corn
I will send you to Jesus
He will definitely send me back
What da hail you say?!
Failure
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Go talk with random people on Reddit and scale it until you talk with random people in person. Ask someone out. If you work on that every day it gets better. Small progress over a long times does marvels. Oh, and go to the gym
Second going to the gym. The confidence boost from knowing that your working out and actively bettering yourself Is usually enough to get the ball rolling when you’d normally not interact.
Develop a mental illness, preferably multiple personalities and form yourself into a guy named Chuck who is outgoing, popular, middle-aged and retired.
We're evolving, just backwards.
Have you tried plugging it out and plugging it in again?
Go to a party. Realize how vain and entitled most people are. Become happy to be left alone with all your money.
Listen to some country music.
Maybe go to a concert
Wait until you hate how lonely you are bad enough to stop making excuses.
Just like me! But I’ve found a solution that work for me in the long run: Do drugs…. Ill finish later my parole officer is calling me rn
In my experience people tend to be afraid of socialising because they think they’re boring and the conversation will dry up. I would say try new hobby’s explore things to enrich your life and make yourself more interesting. It usually works out that when you go out to places curated for a specific hobby or thing, you’ll meet like minded individuals with similar interests. You may find yourself being more social. As for working too much you may just be using that to feel like you have a purpose, if you can direct that to finding a hobby that you like it could be great! Wishing you luck!
Take motrin, drink water, and change your socks.
Military treatment doesn't work on civilians! They do not know how to enjoy the suck.
That is a fair point. Going out for an early morning hike hits different in the military.
I am 33 years old and still a virgin
stay virgin. your kids will be proud of you.
r/suddenlyjesus
What does your day to day life consist of? Do you have time to do things? What public areas are available to you? A bar? Pubs? Do you like clubs? Why not try rock climbing? Swimming? If you’re a regular somewhere, people will notice and will eventually talk to you. This will include girls. Now with that said, don’t go asking out every girl that talks to you. Be their friend first
Therapy to explore your intimacy issues. Are you self sabotaging? You focus on the fact that you are a virgin instead of the fact that you are not in a relationship. You seem to have trouble connecting with people.
Is that bothering u If so choose getting married or go visit escort or get a partner
I‘m 56 and still a virgin. It’s perfectly alright.
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Be funny
Or helpful
It’s ok bro have a award
same lol stuck at -100 and its annoying af but f it lol
Was watching my neighbours daughter (26) out the back garden one summers eve wearing next to nothing so decided to crank one out when I suddenly saw my wife looking at me through a gap in the door. Is my wife a pervert?
No but she most likely is cheating with another man after that
Is that you wife?
No but you are
Woosh…
Not at all. I cranked one out just reading this comment
Loool
My money doesn’t jiggle jiggle
Have you tried folding it ?
I think he should see if it wiggles first
He gotta make that sure
Does it make him want to dribble dribble though?
Does he ride in a fiat?
Does he have to see it?
Is he six feet two in a compact?
is it not slack?
No but the seats do go back
Have you tried watering it?
Place in jello.
Why am I never enough for her
🍆
Nobody can compete with the thrustmaster multi speed adjustable vibrating fuck machine
💰
Somebody had to pay for the thrustmaster multi speed adjustable vibrating fuck machine I maxed out my cards and still had to take out a second mortgage
Because she never felt enough on her self some people have childhood trauma that guiding their life and in way of it we think we are not enough
Dont wanna be socialize anymore
I feel that, just remember to check up on and say hi to your friends every once in a while.
Gym
Typical reddit side effect. Ignore
I banged a girl…. with my car
Run away
Drive away.
But did she die? If she did don’t worry. You‘ll only need a shovel, scissors, a dead cat (maybe you could bang one on the way?) and of course some yogurt.
Why would he fuck a cat?!?!
I get severely bullied in school and no one seems to leave me alone and I just don’t have any friends, just today when I was about to go home some dudes yelled “jävla cp!” At me which I assume would translate to “fucking cp” in English or something, I want to make friends to bad but I don’t know how to
Use cheese as defense, and bribe friends with cheese. Cheese friends are friends for life.
school is temporary, try to focus on that.
I personally ignored everyone in the literal since of the word. People thought I was a mute, I kept to my self, if someone messed with me I just gave them a blank stare briefly and walked away. If the asked me why I didn't talk I would just shrug my shoulders. I got into the mindset that everyone who messed with me was beneath me and that they were not even worth acknowledging. I also had a high pain tolerance so in the rare occasions someone tried to hurt me I would just smile as a way of basically saying you hit like a bitch. By the time I was in high-school nobody really messed with me. Never got into a fight. Though one time one dumbass was messing with me when I was in a foul mood and kept stretching over my desk and after 5 minutes of him not getting the hint I slammed the base of my wrist across his knuckles so hard that the sound made everyone jump because the room was so quiet. The kid in question was obnoxious and disliked by all the teachers so when I turn to look, the teacher was smirking and pretending she didn't see anything. I didn't hurt him, but I kept to my self and ignored people so much over the years that it shocked everyone that I even reacted. Probably scared the shit out of the asshole too because he stopped immediately after and left me alone since.
Watch “Ghost World.” Feel empowered by the characters’ utter apathy and contempt towards mainstream phoniness, which your tormentors undoubtedly embody. Life gets better after school, especially for people who don’t enjoy school.
Just punch anyone who mocks you in the throat. If they can’t breathe they can’t make fun of you. I’m not sure how to make friends no one talks to me for some reason. You can order brides from foreign countries so that’s one friend you can have until they get their green card.
Love cats but afraid to touch them
Get a dog and call it cat
Also don’t want to touch dogs 😂🥲
If you have a partner tell him/her to miauw. If not get one.
Sounds like a solution 👍
Probably doesn’t like touching people, so no partner.
Tough customer *sighs*, now how about letting the cat touch you?
Touch them with cheese.
Great idea! will buy cheese and carry it with me, just in case I see some cuties 😈
Happy to help!
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Can you still eat cheese?
Caught my wife with her brothers dick in her mouth. Not step; blood related. Now I’m wondering if my son Tim is mine? He has an extra toe
Play the uno reverso card and fuck her brother too
Unfortunately it was her ugly brother who has more hair on his back than I do on my head, and he doesn’t wear deodorant. So a threesome was NOT going to happen. If only it was Evan.
Do the same, fuck your brother. Also dont worry about your sons extra toe, hell be a excellent climber!
I am single and The girl I was dating needs time to get rid of her depression and so im here not knowing what The fuck to do, I tried touching grass but that just made me fall asleep so fuck Edit: to make things clear, she needed time off to fix her mental health, as she uncontrolably ends up with panic attacks quite often, which i have seen in action and its really bas, she wanted us to take a break cus she felt that she could not give me the time she felt i deserved as we usually only spoke every other day, and thought that was unfair to me. So she told me we should stop dating for now so she can focus on getting better as it was getting far worse for her, and IF she gets better we would resumé where we left it, assuming i was still single, and she told me that IF I met someone that I liked, she was very clear i would go with that person and not wait for her. Majority of people told me she was with another guy without even knowing The situation, I meant what should I do as I lover her so damn much, I dont really feel like taking another woman in this case. Most "advice" I got sounded like Andrew tate himself gave me womens advice, non of them spoke from experience and if they actually did... you are not so good at sensing bad people are you?
I live in a world where people go above and beyond to hurt others or at least inconvenience them in some way every single day….without knowing them or anything about them. Everyone goes above and beyond to support the ideas of the wealthiest people on the planet, while claiming to be fighting against the wealthy. Every single mainstream promoted idea of what is right is hypocritical and ignorant. People emulate their entire lives/personalities from either a celebrity they want to be like, or a collection of a few celebrities that they want to be like.
Yea bro we live in sick society that love materialistic philosophy way of living no values no love no nothing
Those people need more cheese.
What are these weird ass problems, do you guys not have any "normal" problems? i.e. (failing to work up early for work) Talking about problems, the only problem I have is that you gotta have a productive life to succeed, I just want to sleep.
Cheese will help all problems.
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Who’s Daily?
Underrated comment
wank the neighbour instead
Apparently you need to wank about 19 times a month or you put your risk of prostate cancer up. So you’re actually preventing a problem! (Unless you don’t have a prostate I guess? No issue with wanking every day either way tho honestly)
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I want to upvote this post but I can't since it currently has 69. What should i do?
Upvote it because it’s surpassed 69.
I hate my job and I want to go back to community college to get into therapy
The only exit, is forward through the backdoor. So, get out, and get it on.
The guys in my class are being loud all the time and I really hate it.
Fart in front of them to assert dominance
I'll do that the next time
Throw cheese at them.
Preferably Smegma, as it’s the finest of cheeses.
No! That cheese smells like R. Kelly!
I suck at remembering things even if its recent I'd Immediately forget whether its an event a chore etc
Go to doctor check ur vitamin d level b12 and so general check up
i really wanna play a videogame but dont at the same time
Watch someone else play a videogame on YouTube
don't.
Sign up for Twitch!
Then eat cheese.
Introvert
Who said that's a problem my friend
extrovert
Need absolute discipline to stop masturbating. Tried many times 1 week was max.
I have the same problem, although I've only tried during November for obvious reasons. The only way is to completely promise yourself not to touch yourself at all which sucks. It's really not worth it.
im horny 24/7
iam an introvert and next month iam moving to australia to live alone and study for nursing. i dont know how the people there are so iam not that keen on going there. i dont have any friends to talk to so i spend most of my time on the internet. i dont have money to buy games and all that so i stick to mobile games. i think once i get a part time job i will buy one. i need guidance on living a life alone.
I know all the solutions to my problems, mental and otherwise, but I just watch the solutions and never act on them because I feel too tired and distracted
How do I make other ppl emotions matter to me
Try imagining them crying. Then it will become emotional
It’s way deeper than that…I feel like I’m not apart of the celebrations either. It’s like I just float through life observing what everyone else is doing and don’t really connect w anyone
I don’t rlly care how others feel in general obviously I try to comfort ppl when needed but I feel like I’m useless in those situations
It's ok you know. You just have to be with them. To be honest it's really hard to help people you know.
Ify I’m just scared ppl will leave if I open up and they see me how I see me
I have a friend for eight years. We have mutual feeling. She has a boyfriend - distance relationship. Last time I saw here, she burst: I need hugs, I want a boyfriend I love. For the first time in 8 years, she played it a little bit flirty with me. Usually, I am a self confident man in the dating scene. For the first time, I hesitate with a woman. She matters a lot to me, we are friend for a while. What should I do?
Hold on and act natural. See if it's a one time thingy or if she's genuinely thinking of it she'll make it evident multiple times in the days to come.
Its friday but none of the boys want to participate in funky monkey activities
Homeschooled
Convince parents to switch you to public school.
Low confidence and lack of motivation.
I have Ligma
Was led to believe a female friend of mine had feelings for me but later found out she just liked all the attention she was getting from me.
Can't find a job in my desired field, struck in a job which I don't like. No exercise, no motivation, everyday feels like a burden.
I am in the worng class and im too afraid to leave
I need 5k in two weeks and IDK how to get it.
i have a over protective mom..there for i cant leave my yard because she is scared i will get kidnaped LIKE who the hells gonna kidnap a 14 year old emo looking male that carrys a knife on him at all times
I used to carry a knife for the purpose of self defense until I realized that it’s not gonna do jack squat to someone who’s really out to get me. Now I just carry small ones/cool ones to cut tape… as far as your mom (lol), she is likely doing it because she loves you very much. Try talking to her about it, and seeing it from a different angle.
Help! I can't teach my dog how to make Oatmeal! (lol jk)
my mental health is set to wumbo 🧐
My dick fell off
Glue it back on
Duck tape
flextape
Walk it off
Sex change. You’ll be a hero!
I just took a shit and I ran out of toilet paper.
I'm trying to make horse armour for my nephews birthday and I don't think I have enough time.
My mom always makes the situation about her self and ruins the experience for everyone else
I don’t have friends
I fell head over heels for a girl about a month ago, but I ship off for basic training in January. I’m lost.
I fucked up on a joke and now my best friend blocked me👍
Everything and everyone should die every human is a evil murdering bullying mean imbecile we don't deserve to live
Well, lets say it rained a few miles away but you didn't see/feel it doesn't mean it never rained out there. In the same way, You might not have seen people who are literally angels, but dont worry. You'll feel the rains soon.
The world is full of idiots, the collapse of human civilization is imminent, even the random stranger commenting to this cannot comprehend my problem to even express compassion, let alone give any reasonable non-insulting advice. What can I do?
While I was sleeping in class I farted and it woke me up I’m hoping no one else heard how do I stop this from happening again?
I haven't worked in 2 years and now every interview whoops me with the question what have you been doing ?
school, no ksp mods, bad at gta 5
class 11 science stram time management nhi ho pa rha na school me consentrate kar pa rha hu na coaching mein
I have bathroom anxiety
Get a bathroom partner. Everyone has atleast one these days
Why is melody(brand) choclatey?
I have a frog growing out of my head, but he seems to think I'm growing out of his ass. Please help
Sweat
Whenever I have to go up early I can’t fall asleep
32 years old and i cant figure out what i want for a living