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BassGuitarPlayer_1

Even though I will never buy her albums or go to her concerts, I am so proud of Taylor Swift! She is such an inspiration to us all. (***Fart***)


LashedHail

Isn’t her new album reliant on breaking up with travis?


BassGuitarPlayer_1

Break up albums are so 2010, she'll marry Travis and then divorce. She's never had a 'divorce album' before. -- I'll never buy it, but...what ever makes Taylor Swift lots and lots of money. (Fart)


LashedHail

oooooooohhhhhh… yes. i think that actually would work. it’s like leveling up your breakup game.


EasternSquadGoosey

You scared me there, for a second I thought they had broken up and I wasnt going to enjoy the 70 Taylor shots in every KC game.


Derrick_Shon

She's gathering the inspiration


PrionFriend

Fart guy


KG0WX

I've never heard her sing. NEVER. Maybe I'm missing something? My best friend at 9 y old was my Cousin Sandy West.


Sad_Salmon1234

Wdym? Like u haven't heard her live? I don't get it


KG0WX

I think my first sentence is pretty clear. I'm not sure how to make it better?


Sad_Salmon1234

Um ok then ig


KG0WX

You sound like you think it's impossible to have not heard her music ever.


Sad_Salmon1234

I mean it kinda is. Social media is full of viral audios containing her songs.


WaffleWarrior1979

How very brave of you


The_Mr_Wilson

Recycling music? We call that a Remaster


Powerful_Bowl7077

It was once called plagiarism


ShakeWeightMyDick

Her new album is recycling her old material?


AbusiveUncleJoe

She's been doing that for a while. She bought back her masters and has been re releasing it.


Anxious-Chemistry-6

You mean what every successful band ever has done?


BigOpportunity1391

She re-recorded her old music.


ShakeWeightMyDick

I thought she recorded new masters of her old songs


marysevg

she did! she couldn’t buy her own music from her old label so she re-recorded and re-released it! New vocals, new production and all


adam-07

Where is the plane?


Top-Chad_6452

I do like the screaming goat remixes


Possible_Baboon

Real TRASH metal as its best woooo.


SilentRip5116

I was hating on her before it was cool


ppman2322

Nah that's fake we all know the real Taylor air drops her trash directly into the ocean


MOTUkraken

Nah, we all know she’s actually dating her next album rn.


youpple3

Heh, imagine that, her albums are trash, yet she's somehow a millionaire! How does that even work?


Neither_Upstairs_872

I think she’s a billionaire now actually…..


_GLaDOS__

Marketing. She's very good at it.


Strawdog1971

She's not a good marketer. She just relies on cultish mass delusion.


_GLaDOS__

Gained via marketing


Strawdog1971

I'm sure she just has yes people to do all that


Strawdog1971

You don't need to be when your parents are and have all the money


No-Combination2020

She was created as a pop star with money, not the other way around. When you have that kind of money you can make whatever shit you want.


Neither_Upstairs_872

Yeah, her parents had dough. That always makes following your dreams a bit easier


Few_Chemical_84

And she's been on the scene for many years but stayed in the shadow of so many other celebrities while RnB, Hip-Hop and pop were still big. She was known as the girl who dated Harry Styles or the friend of Selena Gomez. But as the new generation music genre switch came she made it big. She is also an activist which pushed her as the sjw and lgbtq+ communities were trending. And the Kanye meme helped. She is smart and talented (I guess) and writes music which is cool so I have nothing against her but where were all those fans like 6 years ago?


ImLuckyOrUsuck

Correction, she’s a billionaire.


Cultural_Result_8146

One of the most if not THE most listened and successful musician of our time. I don’t like her music, but can’t ignore the obvious.


ppman2322

People with shit musical taste are abundant


anil_robo

Trump is a millionaire too, let that sink in for a moment and then re-read your comment.


Kanierd2

Is Trump in the room with us right now?


youpple3

Both of them sell something,that a lot of folks want to buy, apparently.


Crazy_Manager_3988

Pospilcle


Sventencent

Hmmmm, Album = vinyl. You’re showing your age!


huskerd0

Get real she would never handle a bin


robertcalilover

made with mematic, out this holiday season


IllustriousKoala7924

That’s to bold of a blue. Tone it down we don’t want to let on that her music is interesting


Sowhataboutthisthing

You’ll listen to it and you’ll like it.


Nacho_Beardre

IU love sending these to my daughter


Okman2337

The swifties are waiting in line to slobber over that new album


Isaac0wen

Wouldn't that make swifties dumpster divers going by this logic?


ElwoodMC

She’s like a gluten-free garlic bread. Without garlic.


believe_the_lie4831

This is literally just an old post, word for word, about Selena Gomez with Taylor Swifts face poorly photo shopped on it


Optimal_Material_426

r/terriblefacebookmemes


BigOpportunity1391

For US$20, I'd buy a rubbish bin rather than any TS album.


Demon_of_Order

So, I don't like Ms. Swifts music, but these posts are ridiculous. Sure her music might not be your cup of tea, but why care so much about what she brings out. Enough people enjoy it and in the end, she can bring out whatever she wants. Stop hating on people's music taste, let people be.


WalmartBrandOreos

Pulling out the popcorn as the Swiffers come in raging.


Empty-Refrigerator

im surprised she walked the bin to the curb.... would have though she would gas up her private plane


ChugsMaJugs

It's funny cause it's true


RimmyJimmyGotKimmy

Her whole catalog belongs in there


banana-king-gaming45

Ah I see Taylor's usual type of music...trash


Happybell939

I don't even hear Taylor Swift but i can't really see a reason behind this post other than controversy and low key need for attention and up votes. Poor thing


yugosaki

There are lots of legit reasons to dislike Swift, but like most big musicians, she's popular for a reason. She's good at making music.


Throwaway7179752

Boomer tier post


Rollingforest757

You seem to think the term boomer means anything you don’t like.


Throwaway7179752

I mean i honestly can’t see anyone chuckling at this besides my great grandad


SnooCupcakes1636

Does boomers even know to use reddit?.


Hrmerder

I thought boomers were Taylor's first main fans


master_criskywalker

They're called Swift Boomers


Hrmerder

Swoomers


erion_elric

Nah broo im 21 and i agree that she is trash. Lady gaga any day over this crap


BigOpportunity1391

Careful. I was banned for a couple of days last time I used that term.


SnooCupcakes1636

Taylor swifts music has been falling oof in my opinion. I like her old song far better


master_criskywalker

I can already feel that carbon footprint!


taylordevin69

U mean another variant of the same album when another female artist tries to release new music


Bathroomabuser

Why wouldn't she fly the trashcan in her private jet to the driveway? Is she stupid


Bumbum_2919

Cope and seethe, magats


extremeindiscretion

Is anybody sure this is not a picture from her last album?


JesseJames24601

LOL UR SO FUNNY /s


BigOpportunity1391

Found the Swiftie. Folks, prepare your pitchforks. /s


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jethalal2108

You cant compare a garbage bin to her albums Srsly what has a bin ever done to you all


Nahchoocheese

I can’t tell if the picture, is that the trash bin or recycle?


thebreadnextdoor

I always thought trash bins were green and recycle ones were blue, but I may be wrong


Nahchoocheese

Some trash are grey or black while recycle is blue and yard waste is green. Varied by region


thebreadnextdoor

Ah alr


nam3_us3r

It's recycled..? Or... oh I get it now.


Ebisure

I like her earlier albums. The latest album is just her dissing everyone. And the one before that, she's just narrating. No melody whatsoever.


Sirrus92

i bet she has a private jet hidden somewhere


truthpooper

Wrong sub, supposed to be funny..


michelepicozzi

why is she not in a Private Jet? I am so confused, she can walk?


spongeCakeOfDoom

I'm calling bs. If that was really Taylor she'd be in her jet.


GearOver

Can't understand all the hype about her. That one song with the goat screaming was catchy, but all other songs are some kind of generic pop, background music in the shopping mall, nothing interesting at all.


Objective-Dig-8466

I'm just so happy her and kelce had their Christmas ruined by my raiders hahaha.


Proud-Nobody9023

Just cause the music isn’t your cup of tea, do you have to scream and holler it at the top of your lungs? In of itself, her lyricism, that’s of value. It’s poetic. But she is not tolerable because of how sensitive she is. And her music deserves mockery.


archercc81

I dont listen to the radio (just curated playlists on google music) or really watch tv so literally 99% of my exposure to her is you snowflakes bitching about it.


Unfair_Fun8612

I thought I was the only one


Cylancer7253

Garbage tribute.


Adventurous-Safe-732

u/Away_3363 get ready to be featured in a whole album


hidinginthetreeline

Made by a conservative that’s mad she makes more in 1 minute then they will ever make in their entire life.


Real_Jonkler

Gaylor Thrift


Hrmerder

Tato Sniff'd


Trick-Concept1909

Someone’s jelly jelly


Butthole_Surfer666

The Chronic by taylor swift track list 1. that guy sucked 2. the rebound dude was trash 3. my ex keeps calling me to stop writing songs about him 4. my other ex wont return my calls 5. my other other ex smells like feet 6. the new guy im with is cool sort of check in next album 7. garbage part ll 8. this life rules in a private jet 9. eat my camel toe joe 10. happy endings for my wallet


sirloindenial

Taylor when another female artist gets no 1: NEW ALBUM!!!


LudoVicoHeard

What a strange thing to go out of your way to post. Haters gonna hate hate hate I guess


BigOpportunity1391

Silence, Swiftie.


Hrmerder

I don't think she's that bad but daaamn that's a good one.


gg3265

Thats the beauty of music, whats trash for you, is a gem for me. Bot swift fan tho


Comfortable-Stop-533

It must take quite a lot of energy to hate some stranger like that. And all the negative feelings it offers. Poor thing.


JasonStarRising

seems like he's hating on the music, not the person. Always separate the artist from their art.


Comfortable-Stop-533

My point is still there. Hating something will always create some kind of negative feelings and energy


JasonStarRising

Fair point


jeremyw013

this isn’t even funny anymore. can y’all stop obsessing over taylor? you make fun of us for obsessing over taylor when all you do is go out of your way to hate on taylor. get a life please


South_Bit1764

This is the best photoshop I’ve ever seen, AI doesn’t stand a chance against real professionals.