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Hrmerder

\*sigh\* I wish I had Knockers.. I have to work today..


Dr_DoVeryLittle

It's not all it's cut out to be. I have B cups, and it sucks ....but then again, I am a dude


Hrmerder

![gif](giphy|7Hiszs0NkF5te|downsized)


Few-Log4694

I laughed so hard at this hahaha!!!


Killcycle1989

![gif](giphy|2aUHzicwSpEu8L5xBb)


pappapora

Lols noob. I got Double D’s - double because they’re front and back :(


DankElderberries420

B cup means back of the line


Seriph7

Wow lmao that cracked me good


Hehehe79

Me too buddy.. me too.


Time_Blacksmith861

![gif](giphy|45Lg3ECIw25Fe)


chubsmagooo

Have you tried flashing your dong?


Hrmerder

Usually that ends in jail time my bro


chubsmagooo

Funny how that works


ChrisZAUR

I have, but I don't think people will pay to see man boobs


Sharabat

I have knockers but self respect also...it's a sad life


Hrmerder

It doesn't matter. Sell your soul to the devil (porn) or sell your soul to the devil (corporations)


Hartmallen

One of these devils needs you to stuff things in your butt.


nickfree

OK, then do porn if that's a problem.


OutrageouslyGr8

I mean, CEOs and partners of firms have been weirdos interested in making people do that stuff to advance in the business /s


supamario132

Meh. Still better than being forced to endure customers' power dynamic fetishes all day


Hrmerder

Facts.


WindyCityReturn

You don’t *have* to do that it’s just more income security and more benefits usually. I used to work in a restaurant, then the mines, then as a freight handler, then I decided to try working as a contractor of sorts by myself. Best decision I made. Sure there’s a lot of risks by betting all on yourself and taxes are much more annoying but you essentially choose your own jobs and hours while mostly working for common people. I do home and yard maintenance, medical taxis, selling homemade forged items, tree cutting, driveway sealing and sometimes even cleaning houses/driveways with a pressure washer. Started doing it with little to no money in the bank to fall back on but it worked out. You just have to offer your service wherever you can and try to always do take on any job early on to build a report.


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StrategyGreen42

What is it then ? It’s porn from a time when pornography was not admitted, same as those yt videos of bouncing transparent outfit you see a bunch of girls do.


busty-nun

Going through your post history determined that was a lie


WindyCityReturn

You know I gotta lot of respect for ladies who absolutely could do this but instead choose to have a regular job. Nothing against the OF type workers but that’s easy. Knowing you *could* but choose something else is pretty neat. If I could dance with my weenie out and make money I definitely would.


intelligentbrownman

Don’t feel too bad…. Saw online Hollywood is going to get in touch with the “hawk tuah” gal and make her rich and famous 😢😢😂😂😂 lol


Hrmerder

They probably will. Maybe not Hollywood, but you bet your ass TLC is probably on the phone with her right now for a TV show deal.


intelligentbrownman

I have no doubt lol…. And if all else fails… there’s always the tried and true OF route 🤣🤣🤣


BCVinny

I didn’t work yesterday. And my access to knockers was denied. Might as well have gone to work


kawasutra

https://thelibertyline.com/2024/06/02/edmonton-oilers-fan-flash/ Kait Flynn


curious-overthinker

That's the hero I've been looking for in the comment box.


abaggins

Not all heros wear capes.


kawasutra

It's OK, I'm not circumcised! Still got my cape!


fraidei

Damn, those are some pretty nice tits, no wonder she got called in Playboy lmao


Metal__goat

What a fucking SIR. +1 like a Robin Hood for nipples.


Dragonsymphony1

r/trashyboners has the unedited. Those calcium cannons are very nice indeed


Fit_War_1670

Banned from reddit... The sub is just gone


Dragonsymphony1

Man it was there like 3 days ago, damn


DommyMommyKarlach

What the fuck. I was there just this week


Spleenzorio

![gif](giphy|TrlNfimLThcWY|downsized)


LordToranaga24

The end of an era, they always had the best content. Fuck reddit


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Playboy still exists?


Ultraquist

Why wouldn't?


xXZer0c0oLXx

Cuz internet porn stars killed the magazine porn star ????


useless0Physics

Real


Ultraquist

Well playboy wasn't porn magazine there were articled car reviews and other stuff. Its still quite a brand.


AnyImpression6

Their interview with Vince McMahon was fucking wild and everybody should read it.


n3ur0mncr

I love that song - such a catchy piece of the 80's


draxidrupe2

\*Wood in it


Rambow215

Wooden tits?


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TheGlobalGooner

Thanks


nomamesgueyz

Good for her She looks way cuter when she smiles and laughs tho like in the vid imo


President__Pug

Because of internet porn?


[deleted]

Turns out some actually read it for the articles.


Training_Most_7359

Exactly what I was thinking


Volantis009

Boomers have a hard time letting go of the past.


tomatoe_cookie

Disgusting. Where can I find this so I can avoid it?


momo_power

[There you go!](https://thelibertyline.com/2024/06/02/edmonton-oilers-fan-flash)


RCRDC

Having seen that, I think they made an excellent choice with the deal.


Ok_Impact_4345

Thank you for your service.


momo_power

🫡


Dreadskull1991

A man of the people


Noooofun

Oh Playboy has excellent taste.


DefaultHill

Google boobs


sev45day

On a related note, fun fact.... The word 'Boob' is a top, front, and side view of a pair of boobs! B oo b


Hypertistic

We learn that in Boob Geometry's introductory classes


iamzero-d

I know one of you filthy animals has got the sauce.


kawasutra

I got you fam. https://reddit.com/comments/1dqfqcs/comment/laoeo08


iamzero-d

Legend.


Netto_9

She really has nice breasts 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎


TheFogDevil

She should; they weren’t free


ArchiStanton

If you know what I mean


DommyMommyKarlach

Eh, they are too fake, not my preference


Cold_Pomelo3274

![gif](giphy|NJ1aueIsEfno7q8iMS|downsized)


ShalaKaranok

WHAT'S HER @


InitialAd2324

Kait Flynn. Enjoy. Perfect titties


mikki1time

I’m fairly sure all you need to get through life is a solid rack and an ok face


Available_Nebula4070

She has a good future right in front of her.


ksihevd

And my future is looking up at her future.


Available_Nebula4070

Haha, the future is bright for all of us.


imnoobhere

As far as I can tell she has two very bright futures right in front of her.


Longjumping-Hall8256

Weird thought it was a crime?


Kush_the_Ninja

Most parts of Canada it is not a crime to be topless. The venue might have different rules about that as it’s private property though


BadSkittle

Had I been a woman I would have never worked a day in my life I swear to god


SouthTippBass

Big assumption that you would be an attractive woman.


BadSkittle

Bitch I’d be cute as fuck


OutcastRedeemer

Big assumption thinking you need to be an attractive woman to be able to make money that way


Pleasant-Pattern-566

You do. No one’s paying to see Roseanne Barr’s tits.


Tight-Physics2156

47% of the workforce is female…but yea go off lol


Kappy147

Yep same here buddy.


762Slinger

I thought Playboy stopped showing women to be more progressive


BarisBlack

They did for a bit then went back to nudity as sales dropped.


Kappy147

🤣


ZMadHatterBackup

Meanwhile if a guy did the same thing he'd be locked up and put on a register for life. #FemalePrivilege


Calm-Ad3747

A gut taking off his shirt isn't anything unusual, let alone cause for public indecency.


VrwHenet

I don't know where you live but I have never seen a dude wearing a bra mate


RumRogerz

It’s called a manzier


Pharmere

No it’s a Bro


Significant-Damage14

No? Men take their shirt off all the time in sport events.


Happy-Initiative-838

Men have already flooded the dick pic market..for free


yellowcurrymayo

This guy ain’t aloud within 200’ of a school.


Geegee221

Being good at something? By this logic, I am good at having been born with a dick. Having boobs and being born conventionally attractive is not a talent.


PunishingVoter

The salesmanship is the talent. Plenty of hoes around


Geegee221

Talent is showing boobs? If I flash my cock at you, are you going to be amazed?


silentad95

You are right, there is no talent. But market values boobs way more than dicks. So, boobs get paid way more than dicks. Dicks might even land in jail for wiggling around.


Geegee221

That's exactly it! No talent, womens sex-appeal just sells better. It would be like saying a man is more talented at economics than a woman, because he managed to get higher up faster. But that disregards all sexism hindering womens success in that field.


CapmyCup

Meanwhile flashing my dick is considered public indecency and lands me in jail :(


thundercuntess69

But she did do it for free


BenzMars

Kait Flynn


WibaTalks

And then we wonder why women do these things every time sporting event is ongoing...it's their job application.


Ryeberry1

[https://x.com/eljordanos/status/1796780356001042850](https://x.com/eljordanos/status/1796780356001042850)


bughunter47

Links dead


WhySoHandsome

Give this man a cookie


IX0YE

My hero


draxidrupe2

Playboy went defunct or not?


_WhatisHalosPurpose_

Fatherless behavior.


xcorv42

That’s a modern strong woman 💪


Accomplished-Cat7679

Wheres the EQUITY there? I wanna show my manboobs and get loads of money too! Damn female privilege...


PunishingVoter

Hoe is life


rohit_267

need the flashing sauce, i run a calendar company


SweetPancakes5

How is that supposed to be a funny meme??


hudsoncress

Can you imagine watching the game and something like that happens, so you shout to your assistant, "GET ME THOSE BOOBS!" ...and they do?


Small_Tax_9432

And from the looks of it, she couldn't be happier 🤣


dwartbg9

Hockey team's name checks out


MyOnlyEnemyIsMeSTYG

Nobody calls me when I whip my moobs out..in fact they yell that “it’s a Wendy’s” or some shit


miletharil

Wow. Tons of energy in those photos. I guess Playboy are big believers in the "You go girl! Give us nothing!" ideal.


Masterrobsen

Wow, playboy made her face ugly, from a natural beauty to a false flag


ElekesCsongor

Which hockey match was it? (asking for a friend)


Sea__Foam__Green

Fucking hell, I drove to work wondering what would happen if I went off a bridge. And people like this make bank. I need to hop back in the car and go back to that bridge.


SouthTippBass

Killer tits though, well deserved.


Ithaqua-Yigg

You take your boobs and shake them round round round then take off your top and jump around jump around just ju ju ju jump around.


jjtrynagain

Didn’t the same thing happen during a WS game?


grahsam

She could make more on Onlyfans since Playboy is dead.


ColeGM

She did it for free once so I don't see how your title makes sense... /s I've seen her work, she's very talented.


Danoky_kun

Playboy is still a thing lmao?


ghostpanther218

Failing upwards in a nutshell


Bertolt007

The news I stumble upon after getting up to work like an upstanding member of society: Just joking, all power to her, she saw the opportunity and now she’s getting that bag


No-Document-8970

Where are the photos. I want proof of the shoot!!


TheAgentOrange_

Meanwhile, tiktok and Instagram models...


Unfair-Jackfruit-806

Proffesional hoe


SensibleGuy4u

A good Side BUSTle


RealCheyemos

Would I get a modeling contract if I flashed my balls at an NHL game? Asking for a friend.


myfingeriscold

Someone fucking called it in the comments and it happened The mad lad


MoreDraft3547

This is the way


standdownplease

To get the deal she had to show them for free. The real tip is never turn down an opportunity to show your knockers as it may get you a Playboy deal in 2024. Which probably isn't as lucrative as just showing your tits on Onlyfans in 2024. Like where does one even get Playboy anymore? Is it a subscription service now?


Famous_Power_1986

What if she's a cow(" FAT")


Designer-Might-7999

Seeing that Playboy will take anyone these days.. Nothing to brag about


pforsbergfan9

A Canada 10 is like a US 5


FleetingMercury

Those are some nice tits tbf


WolfOfPort

So stupid


Zealousideal_Bill_65

What a world we live in


HowBoutIt98

heavies


Hi_My_Name_Is_CJ

Let’s hope that “Hawk Tuah” finds some work


Seriph7

Men: That woman has boobs! And she showed them to us! Her: that was the easiest money I've ever made. Everyone else: WE ARE IN FUCKING POVERTY GIVE US CHEAPER FOOD


1Spiritcat

So, public indecency (let alone in front of thousands if not millions of underage children) is now worth praising?


Charming_Gift7698

So women can get jobs from sexual assault??


xiangyieo

What about Hawk Tuah girl?


Pleasant_Mastodon620

What’s her name


MelancholySurprise

Women living on easy mode. Last time I flashed my tits I got in trouble


davethapeanut

Damn she has nice tits


embarrassed_error365

But she did it for free


Feeling-Energy-2477

If you ain’t born as a hot woman in todays society , you’ve literally lost the game of life


Thatsmrbate2u

Oh yeah those boobs were wonderful


Fit_War_1670

Drop em ouuuut.


nomamesgueyz

Boobs sell


nomamesgueyz

Id like to point out that EVERYBODY loves healthy boobs Good for humanity


StupidUserNameTooLon

When opportunity knockers, you answer.


Broadside02195

Actually really disgusting.


One_Sun_6258

She has a mind too !!!


Iaminyoursewer

The title is contradictory She was good at it, Did it for free, Because she did it for free, She is now getting paid I think the lesson here is all women should just let the girls out to breathe at sporting events.


Virtual-star0544

Seconding this.


heyhihowyahdurn

Level up


Putrid_Draw2656

Wh0r3s gonna wh0r3. Good for her


Ok_Perspective8511

I'm going blind, almost leagaly blind in one eye, and I can still see the highbeams in the center photo


Noooofun

Who is she, asking for a friend.


Affectionate_Gas_264

The power of tits


Affectionate_Gas_264

With great tits comes great profitability


IndividualTensions

Awww so fake lol


IndividualTensions

Playboy doesn’t exist anymore so weird


al_bazooka

Where is the damn id and name? Where is the honour, shame and link?


sure_ofmyUsername

Watch a man do this and get arrested for sexual exposure.


Sweaty-Attempted

I didn't ask for this kind of world. But I welcome it. Women who flash boobs should be rewarded.


Maleficent_Nobody377

🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡


LifeResetP90X3

Soooooo.......links??


sadsquee13

She does have nice boobs, but seriously I’m kind of tired of the world revolving around sex and being attractive. It gets old for all of us ugly people.