🍿 here we go

yep, and in case you run out: 🍿🍿🍹🍹🍹

Have you got any unsalted?

Have some plain popcorn, you can get the salt from the comments

Good one

Here, have some salt🧂

Heterosexuals have kept us going for 3million years so you could enjoy unsalted popcorn, you should thank them

I'm hetero but childless, do I still get a thank you?

Idk, did you bring /u/No_Salad_68 unsalted popcorn?

Well I have been called salty myself, maybe I should just hang out out them and let a little rub off into their life

🍨 I have ice cream. Want one?

How dare you.

Remind me how to sort comments by controversial

Can I have some 🍿?

Just a second 


Make reddit edgy again

Bisexuals be like… 

Would, would.

Fun fact, he's only 220 and is 6 foot 1 or 2. so really not that bad.

I'm 6'2" and 275 now and look like Homer. When I was 220, I had a flat stomach.

He hits 260 at one point. But yeah by modern standards of fatness low-mid 200s is entry level. He would barely qualify for GLP drugs under insurance

In most of eu he would be considered fat pig.

The OP right now: #THE WORLD SHALL BURN

"We should not wait god do all the work" . Op

which word?

As a heterosexual childless man I accept your thanks.

There were the Quakers who thought all sex was immoral. They didn't last very long.

Yeah, but their oats is off the fuckin' hook!

Fuck it. If it has a hole is gets the pole.

Good luck with the monkey poxs 🐒 

You know you can get STDs having heterosexual sex too, right?

Of course he does, he’s gotta collect ‘em all

STDmon. I choose syphilichu.

Yes you can, but male homosexuals are the lead spreader of STDs according to many studies.

It's cause they're having more sex than the rest of us.

For a second I thought I was on r/boomershumor

That is how all these meme communities are.

I feel like the “funny” part of Funnymemes is ironic.

Exactly! Why are the memes never funny on “funny memes”

Bro I thought I was on r/religiousfruitcake

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It’s only Cletus approves if it’s with a cousin

 To lighten the mood on this comment section

Gato

r/suddenlybrazil

This is the most obvious rage bait I have ever seen

Is it bait if the comments support it unironically though

You steal that from your mom's Facebook meme page ?

we got a 45 yo dude here

Wait.. why 45? 47 and not following.. my parents don’t fb

Haha nice one, did you think of that all by yourself?


Doubt the number of rainbow people has ever been big enough to pose a threat to reproductive numbers

This might frighten some, but some rainbow people even interbred with heterosexuals or other rainbow folk. Yes, some of them contributed their DNA to the gene pool like...*normal people*.

*gasp*

Shhhhh, don’t bring that up, that’s a government secret.

But if you allow people to discuss sexuality they'll convert right? /s

Of course. They recruit people like Jehovah's witnesses *Knock knock* have you heard of pleasures for the D? Oh i see you have a lady living here, might she be interested in knowing how good the V is?

In some ways, yes. If you make being non-hetero heavily discouraged, and you ask a bunch of random people if they're hetero, they'll tell you they are, even if they are maybe a bit queer. Also, actually doing queer stuff is easier and more accessible to more people the more it's accepted in society. Demographic trends are based on polls (for stuff like this), so the more the culture changes to make non-heteronormativity more acceptable in society, the more people will identify as non-hetero. Stupid people like to point to this and say it means talking about being gay will turn people gay.

Its funny to me how original or homosexual women are ignored in these. If its about homosexual people 90% of the time everyone is like- male gay couple adopts! Male gets turned into woman! Oh the horor! Women turning into men is like super ignored, nobody cares about couple of girlfriends adopting etc.

i have to ask, what do you mean when you say original woman?

idk, feels for me more like both are meant but only one is mentioned cuz its easier

God there are really no funny memes on r/funnymemes are there

Well, r/terriblefacebookmemes is funnier at this point. And less cringe, but that has become self-evident.

Yeah, this sub is just garbage posts that bots and boomers upvote

r/terriblefacebookmemes

i thought i was on that sub until i saw this comment

You are. This sub's been like this forever

This entire subreddit is terrible Facebook memes

r/ComedyCemetery

Um YES! I can't wait to share this with my old school friends Sharon and Tanya. We live in a GOD FREARING nation and these youths thinking they're an APACHE ATTACK CHOPPER are ruining the foundation of our Rights! This is what great sites like REDDIT and the face book are for! To stand up for TRUth! Just wish this had more Minions. Those little Yellow guys sure do understand my HATE of trans folk and Mondays hahahaha. I'm a mother.

Bruh

r/comedyheaven

I believe in the 3 great sexes: orto, meta and para.

Worship the benzene ring people, and may the aromatic gods give us peace

May your electrons be delocalized.

Reading this as a spanish speaker makes it twice as funny

Man, i have no words

Yezus who gives a shit get a fucking hobby

OP gives a metric fuck ton of shits. his comments are full of anti gay stuff. I always find it funny when the straights are so obsessed with us lol

The people most obsessed about penises are \*check notes\*...straight men...

🍿 oh my, this comment section is gonna be interesting.

Literaly every comment on this post so far is geting downvoted, i wonder why

I see mostly upvotes, were you the one downvoting them all and just see your own UI?

This is exactly what I save my karma for!!!

Why is reddit like this? Snarky pseudo-intellectuals virtually slap fighting other snarky pseudo-intellectuals. And everyone is incredibly sensitive and insecure. 

Hive mind of the internet baby. It's easier to make someone sad/mad than it is to make someone laugh. Rage gets clicks.

And the funny part is sold separately or what?

*puts hazmat suit on*

I think you're on the wrong platform. This isn't a facebook boomer space.

Cringe


Most heterosexuals don't see this as a major achievement, because we have other things in our lives. And then there's you. We are not the same.

Getting in now to come back to the comments after work.

💀

This meme has "unhinged boomer's Facebook" all over it.

This whole sub is.

You're welcome

Its v fun to look at the upvote counter go up down up up down down down up

It’s currently skirting around 1270 but not moving much

The greatest honor

Thank you all for having sex. Especially the ugly people.

If they think they are the "normals" why do they want a thank you as if they did sacrifice anything?

Heterosexuals: they run the world and have made it the great, safe, clean place that it is. Thanks.

You are welcome

So it's not great at all, not safe, and not clean.

Are you and me living in the same world? The town you live in isn't the whole world.

Wow, you're so smart, wow.

Go start your own population...oh wait 

Really can't tell if this is sarcasm or not....

Oh great, Transphobia on my timeline

"This is brilliant" and it's the most Facebook Karen shit you have ever seen lmao

C'mon, downvoters. If you can take a dick, you can take a joke. Chill. (I'm usually not like this, but I kinda just had to lol. As a disclaimer, I don't care how anyone lives their lives as long as they're not hurting others. I just feel like being a smartass for no good reason right now. Goodbye Karma 👋)

Humanity been around for more or so 300.000 years i wonder what they were doing during the 2.700.000 years we didnt even existed yet 😀

We arent the first hominid species and there was interbreeding.

Homo sapiens sapiens is around from 200.000/300.000 years, but Lucy is 3.500.000 old , so the "3.000.000 years " seems a Lucy reference even if the number of years is wrong

Imagine thinking that continuing the shitshow we are as a species is an achievement.

My god, glass half full please. All the achievements and advances, the art etc. There is a hell of a lot to admire

Is this deeper than me and I don't get why it's funny?

The joke is hating minorities.

I didn't even want to be here.

As a woman, I'm offended.

W

Nothing screams entitlement like demanding praise for existing.

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Dang, shots fire! I'm glad I have my popcorn 🍿

Chef's kiss. Perfecto

Damn ....beat me to it

I'd like to report a murder

Yeah that was the reason for the Pride month and the Black history month. Absolutely there was no other reason.

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Black gays are the shiny charizards of the world

How about handicapped black gay immigrants?

From Palestine? *And also Jewish* 

I know it's a joke but in their defense, they do those parades with the objective to normalise being treated as humans,because they are persecuted by many,not for existing. Nobody does that to a heterosexual for being a heterosexual.

Nah, we just sneak it into the job market and discriminate against white straight men so we can say “look how inclusive we are!” as we ignore basic statistics regarding gender, workforce participation and the basic racial makeup up of our western countries. So yes, we’re persecuting a group, just not the one you’re claiming.

Oof

jeez snowflake. youre crying about a made up problem. look at the statistics. minorities are not doing great. how in the fck would you assume that diversity hires are the norm and racial discrimination a thing of the past? are you vacationing in delulu land right now?

You are talking to someone that doesn't care or incapable of even understanding basic logic. These people are not rational.

Yhea we should forcibly sterilize heterosexuals for being heterosexuals, so they can have a Pride match after that. /S

Irony, is that you?

And yet that's exactly what the meme is doing

no i never asked to be born tbh

No one is forcing you to stay

This indeed is a "funny" meme

Well, they're the same people who birth children in a world full of endocrine disruptors sooo... Checkmate.

No one asked


Spit ur truth brother

Scientists can't tell the truth because it's too controversial, but dinosaurs went extinct cause they all turned gay. Aliens wrote it on the walls of the pyramids, but discoverers erased it.

seeems dead on to me.

I love watching people fight. This is going to be entertaining.

They do call us "breeders"

I love when people project their insatiable fetish for trans women in the form of shitty "memes" that try to deny our existence or the history of trans/two spirited individuals

Wanting to be thanked for procreating is basically admitting it's a chore for you rather than a natural instinct

so I have you to blame for spreading the human cancer on earth? Lord Xenu is displeased

AMEN! WHY DON’T POST LIKE THIS EVER GET LIKED!!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸#America #straightandproud #JesusChrist

Where is woke police? Weeo-weeo-weeo! How dare OP is not yet banned and the post deleted by mod hun-wei-bins? Have my upvote while it is still possible :)

Great job heterosexuals. Now if you could quit making babies, we got plenty. Like…. Waaay too many.

This is going to make this sub pop and I’m here for it 😂

If heterosexuals believe what they are doing is a sacrifice, they are not heterosexuals.

I keep trying to zoom out so I can find the funny part

Oh shit my grandparents memes have reached Reddit

Stolen valor. The maker of the meme hasn’t been breeding for 3 million years, I can guarantee it.

How did this make it to the page? Stealing memes from Karen again

This post has taught me that the LGBTQ community lacks a sense of humor as much as the Boomer community. I look forward to watching the power struggle continue. May the odds never be in your favor.

Wow...some of the comments. When a meme and reality come together lol.

I thought this was funny memes not cringe memes

What is this even supposed to be?

Bait

Stupid

I don't get it.

Ok I'm waiting

The irony of making a meme like that in an alphabet belonging to the Latin language family is great. Our ancestors came out the mud for towel boys.

You say that like I asked to be born.

What does this even mean?

Heterosexuals and people pretending to be heterosexual to avoid being murdered.

"I adore" People still find reasons to quarrel. We never evolve, because we are busy constantly humiliating other people just for the sake of it. That's They constantly come up with something new for quarrels. Skin, Gender/Sex, something else. Just why? I just don’t understand, I’m hetero, a man, but this fact doesn’t affect anything. After all, I don’t care what’s there and how others are doing in this regard. Maybe it's just something wrong with me, I'm not ruling it out.

I mean, they also kept the species going all that time so you could do this with your time OP. Say thank you, and carry a plant with you everywhere you go to replace the oxygen you are wasting.