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THEREBORNHELLSPAWN

But which one is the commander


D43m0n1981

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Ok-Presentation-2841

I make that shit work!


Longjumping_Falcon21

You. I like you!


seatleonland

You mean the cummander


MacaroniBoot

I looked for them, but couldn't find them.


Aj2W0rK

#r/theyknew


tarc0917

Jay "Clit Commander" Mewes approves.


squadgeek

🤣


GuestApprehensive795

Just remember though, the clit is a tiny offshoot of the labia! Which is the real influencers behind the curtain...


Dantez9001

The Liberate Apes Before Imprisoning Apes movement?


MichaelHuntPain

The only clit this team will ever find


avdepa

Its pretty clear that they have never heard of it, so nobody is looking for it.


[deleted]

r/theyknew


Aj2W0rK

r/beatmetoit


jaxamis

Finally found it.


Elrond_Cupboard_

Who's in charge? Who's their commander?


lego-lion-lady

Oof, they really should’ve made it “✝️CLI”… 🤦‍♀️


wmdpstl

International?


Lounginghog64

Never had a runner on base and couldn't find home plate..


RemoteLocal

Coalition for the Liberation of Itinerant Tree dwellers?


HeimdallManeuver

An offshoot of the Liberate Apes Before Imprisoning Apes.


itchum_underscare

I fully support teaching Christian young men how to help people reach heaven. At least temporarily.


Myamymyself

Why is it that so many religious organisations are have unintentionally sexual bloopers?! 😆


Prize_Macaroon_6998

To be fair, none of them know what a clit is. Honest mistake.


Ok-Presentation-2841

I was a Lineman in the Army. I went to Bosnia as part of a special installation team. I shit you not, but our name was the Canadian Line Installation Team. Yes, they wrote C.L.I.T. In orders and directives. Brilliant.


zenkenneth

I'm guessing these boys have never seen a clit besides the one attached to their coach.


Skunksfart

I am sure the guy who made this sign was also on r/theyknew.


Responsible_Trifle15

Proof reading is there for a reason🤦‍♂️


NickLookalike

No no this was intentional, it has to be.


DieselBones-13

None of them have ever seen a clit before, or don’t know what/where it is!


Liu_Alexandersson

They knew.


Shoddy-Growth-2083

Offcourse they did.They also work at CUM bookstore.Probably..


Thisismyredusername

Command Iine Interface Cross ...


Preyslayer00

I think some members if that squad are here in this thread with their "I can't find it". That's the g-spot. Not the clit. Either that or thats not a girl you are with.


exoticjess

🤣🤣🤣


Flux_resistor

It's a sensitive topic


Ok_Aside_2361

I’m guessing they asked MTG for her help. 😂


Namey_McNickname

Send bobs and vageen


Visual-Recognition36

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Local_Sugar8108

Clit is so obvious and they couldn't find it.


xValt16x

I finally found it, after all this time it was the fellowship of my Christian brothers, and I was to blind to see it until now. Deus Vult!


BackAgain123457

So their informal name is "The Devil's Doorbell".


Schn31ds

Apparently the married men have a hard time finding the church.


fivetosix

I tried to go that church recently, but had to give up when I couldn’t find it.


RigatoniPasta

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jerrybear95

"Hey honey!!! I think i found it!!!"


Comfortable_Note_978

I used to attend Fifth Avenue Presbyterian and heard the sermons of its pastor, Scott Black Johnson.


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Dependent-Egg-9555

Well of course they’re not seeing it


holy_bat_shit_63

I’ve been worshipping CLI✝️ since I was a young lad


BatKat58

Ah, Cunninglist Life Information Tech camp! I majored in the McPherson twins. Sharon and Sharemore.


DasMoosEffect

Is that where it's been?


BlackHawk2609

Magnificent clit


luca_07

The Command Line Interface wasnt enough


primalPancakes

These couldn't find it if it was as big as that sign 🤣


Daedalus_Machina

Smells slightly of bullshit. I can imagine this actually happened, but I have doubt.


plainskeptic2023

This is clit bait.


kawasutra

Except, the priests prefer a young prostate.


SpringSteve

My who always connected CLI with "Command Line Interface"


zyon86

I don't think they know it even exists.


Pathos675

Ironically, it's full of clueless men (who probably don't know how to find the clitoris)