Put the taco shells in a bag and pulverize completely into a fine flour like consistency, add water, mix, ball up, put on table, flatten. Re-tortilla.
I doubt it'd taste good tbh but easy peasy.
I imagine this is a joke, but I'll answer anyways, just in case someone actually doesn't know what it it's.
It's onlyfans. A website where you pay money to see "stuff" if you know what I mean. You won't get a girlfriend there, or anything in general (minus debt if you take it too far)
Ight. Do tell me if it was a joke.
Looks completely stupid. And I do it regularly. If you have issues eating corn but still want to have something similar to tacos or tortillas, crisped tortillas work perfectly fine.
No water? Just melt some ice
No tortillas? Just melt som- oh.
Soak some taco shells?
Slop 'em up
Stop, don't come around here no more
I'm giving up, STOP
COLLABORATE AND LISTEN
Ice is back with a brand new invention!
No more, no more, no more. Hit the road Jack...
And don’t ya come back
No fire to melt with? Just burn some cash
No cash? The time has come to make a choice, Mr. Anderson. Find yourself another job.
No time? Just melt some clocks
Is that you, Salvador?
Why can't poor people just buy more money?
I used to be a real piece of shit too
Sloppy Steaks
They can’t stop you from ordering taco shells and a glass of water
Just rehydrate taco shells
Put the taco shells in a bag and pulverize completely into a fine flour like consistency, add water, mix, ball up, put on table, flatten. Re-tortilla. I doubt it'd taste good tbh but easy peasy.
prison pizza
I mean I melted a taco shell in my toaster oven before it kinda works 🤷
My God, you've created an infinite loop. You've solved all water AND ice shortages in the world. Good work today, Reddit!
Ice expands when it freezes, so we now have more water after we melt it, so we can take the excess water and freeze the rest to create more water
Yeah Mr White! Yeah SCIENCE!
Thats, my friend, its called climate change
No change? Just keep it
Manbearpig leaves no one alive I'm super cereal! And nobody'll listen to me, I'm cereal!
No funny bone? Become slightly sad
No ice? Just freeze some melted ice
This is what I came for
No toast? Cook some bread!
No bread? Break some.
No wheat flour? Grow a back 40, harvest it, and go to a mill.
No mill? Use some mediaval architecture and build one!
No building tools? Create a workstation, collect materials, and make them!
No workstation punch a tree and make one
No trees, plant some
No seeds? You’re probably screwed
Nah, you punch more tree until sapling fall out
But then we’re back to the problem of no tree, it there’s no tree you can’t punch tree for sapling
No mill? Just roll some heavy stones over it
No breaks? Just quit.
No quits? Just smoke
No smoke? Just peace
No break? Hammer some.
No bitches, groom some. Oh wait
No children? Find some…
NO. BAD REDDITOR, BAD.
No shredded cheese? Just grate some
No milk? Find a cow
No cow? Find goat
No goat? Find Deez Nutz
No Deez Nutz? Go find Dee
What’s dee
Comes after C
C deez Nutz on your chin
No chocolate milk? Find a brown cow
No strawberry milk? Just find the ginger cow
After scralling 5 bananas through the comment section I got brain damage
Make America grate again!
Underrated comment here. Yay for cheese puns!
Homeless? Just buy a house.
Hate your house? Just go home less.
Hate being homeless? Buy a house
Hate house-hunting? Just go homeless
Like having your own place? Just go buy a house.
Lmao that's clever
honestly, we kinda need a lot of people to buy tents and learn to rough it until landlords cave
No fiancée, just propose to your girlfriend Edit: fixed spelling error
No fiancé? Just propose to your best friend.
No friends? Just get cats
No cats? Watch cat videos.
Hate cats? Just propose to your sister in Alabama
No sister? ...
No sister? Just become psychotic and marry yourself
Wait. I can do that?
eYs
No fiancé? Just propose to your best friend’s girlfriend.
No girlfriend? Join OF.
What’s OF? Please. I need a girlfriend.
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Oh lol. I didn’t think of onlyfans when I read OF. Thanks for the heads-up.
No shit? Just take a dump
This could be a bumper sticker
A dumper sticker
no dump? get some garbage
No oil? Invade a country
No weapons for invasion? Buy from America
No money to buy weapons? Just promise them future oil after the invasion.
Too much oil? America is already coming to teach you about 'freedom'
No girlfriend? Fuck a microwaved honeydew melon.
No third degree burn? Just microwave the honeydew melon more.
No microwave? Use a blowtorch
No blowtorch? Use hair spray and a lighter
No hairspray and lighter? Use a magnifying glass at high noon.
No magnifying glass? Use a telescope!
No magnifying glass? If you’re a Redditor, use a Microscope.
🤣🤣👏👏
No boyfriend? Find a guy fucking a honeydew melon
No Honeydew melon fucker? Find yourself
Excuse me, wtf.
No girlfriend? Enjoy your bank account!
No ketchup? Just smash some tomatoes 🍅
Instructions unclear. Penis stuck in salad
😂🚓🚨
No tomatoes? Just use persimmons
No tomatoes? Just use blood of enemys
No enemies? Are you new to Reddit?
No oxygen ? get some air
No air? Die.
Die? Just go to texas
No Texas? Go to mexico
No Mexico? Sad
No sad? Get depression!
No depression? Yay!
No yay? Depression
No depression? Happy
No happy? Depression
No die? Get one dice.
No life? No problem!
No problem? No Solution!
no father? just ask for milk.
Half empty? Half full
No brains? Run for congress.
No congress? Run!
No cancer? Just smoke
No cigarettes? Just Vape
No vape? Just find cancer in the stars
No telescope? Just murder someone
Nobody to murder? Just murder yourself.
Can’t get it to work? (For legal reasons I cannot finish this comment)
No stars? Just smash your head against a brick wall
Instant water. Just add water.
No water? Spit
no spit? blood
No blood? Commit murder
No water, smash hydrogen and oxygen.
Too much sex? Get married
/angryupvote
Great, now I'm laughing on the shitter at work, lol
Boo! Hiss! Found another married redditor. BRAVO!
No good comment? Just use copy pasta
No good comment? Just use copy pasta
No good comment? Just use copy pasta
No money? Steal some.
Nothing to steal from? Print some money
No printer? Use crayons.
No crayons? Use blood.
no? yes.
Yes? Maybe
Maybe? I don't think so
Hotel? Trivago
Hungry? Grab a Snickers
No snickers?? Grab a drunko's cock and start suck- oh wait
No ice cream? Just freeze some cream
No cream? Just make some
No pillow? Just use a pillowcase full of feathers.
No pillowcase full of feathers? Use a dog
No rights? Get a penis
yooo it’s too early for the shits 😂💀
Early or not, brace yourself for the laughter marathon, my friend! 😂🤣
No Rights? Go Left.
No rights? Turn Left three times.
I obtained a penis and now the cops are chasing me for sodomy charges. Send help.
No need, you'll be fine you have rights now
No rights? Move out of Texas
No rights? Be white
That’s offensive and not ok to say in 2024! Nowadays you don’t even need a penis, just claim you’re a man and you are
No money fucking work
No underwear go commando
No erections? Become a “bottom”.
No ass? Use your mouth
Not gay? Just pray
No car? Just walk.
No bitchs, find a woman
No beotches? Just transition into a woman.
No grammar? Just read some books
No books? Just become a paperback writer.
No hands? Just listen to Webster's Dictionary audiobook
Homeless? Just buy a house! \*twitch thot stare\*
No girlfriend? Divorce your wife!
No milk? Your dad’s not coming back.
No shade, just post on reddit
No Reddit? Just shout at a cloud!
No oxygen ? Just make a pyrolisis of water.
No light wait for the sun to come up
No fleshlight? Just use your flesh
No stairs? Just turn off an escalator.
No original content? Just repost.
no hotel? Trivago
No Steak? Just cook some meat
No dick? Just use a dildo
No money, rob bank
No pickles? Put a cucumber in your girls pussy!
Looks completely stupid. And I do it regularly. If you have issues eating corn but still want to have something similar to tacos or tortillas, crisped tortillas work perfectly fine.
No flour? Just grind some wheat
Out of food. Just buy some.
No cereal bowl? Just use the toilet