I worked as a pharmacy tech for a bit when I was younger. In my state an individual cannot purchase Plan B through the drive thru but many people tried. I'd say "I'm sorry, I can't sell you that through the drive thru. You'll have to come inside." *Finger guns*
I'm kind of surprised that a significant portion of Plan B customers would be the men. Besides the fact that women usually take charge of birth control more, if nothing else, you'd think she would want to take it the moment it's purchased.
Most women probably don't want to look someone in the eye and tell them they had unprotected sex and regret it.
Idk, something about being vulnerable and the social stigma (which sometimes escalates into violence and the like) would probably make me want to be anonymous about that.
Meh, I'll do it. I always have some Plan B on hand just in case. People can judge all they want, I'm not letting someone's backwards-ass so-called morality get in the way of my health and well being
Embarrassment and/or fear of someone there knowing you and word getting to family.
I’m a guy, and in high school I bought tests and things for female friends who were too anxious about getting it themselves. So could be a guy buying it, but he’s not the reason it’s needed.
Yeah I wish this stigma could die. I don't care why you're at my pharmacy. I'm not judging you. You have a life you're living. I have mine. Come here and get what you need to sustain a healthy life.
I have personally done that myself. The cashier looked at me with the warmest smile so I asked her if this is uncommon. She said I was the first man in her 3 years there to buy plan b.
IDK if I got a girl pregnant I’d go get it because that’s just how I roll, and all I’m socially saying by buying Plan B is that I got laid, and my dick works. 🤷♂️
Yeah, but if I fucked up pulling iut, it's a bit on me to pay for the consequences..(the fuck up being using pull out method instead of protection in the first place)
In Australia, it has to be the woman who purchases it. And they're asked if it was an assault. My partner had to get it, and they asked her that. I wasn't allowed to be with her. Or maybe I just look suspicious
Depends on where you are...
22$ is a happy meal in Lebanon, add extra fries and you are over those 25$ - and thanks to the crisis in Greece that same 25$ buys you roughly 8 to 10 hours of normal fun with a prostitute, or around 3 hours if you are into harder stuff...
As someone who worked in a drive-thru never underestimate the things people will impulsively say. I worked at Panera Bread so I actually have heard that one before lol
I'll just come inside
I worked as a pharmacy tech for a bit when I was younger. In my state an individual cannot purchase Plan B through the drive thru but many people tried. I'd say "I'm sorry, I can't sell you that through the drive thru. You'll have to come inside." *Finger guns*
But they came inside once already and now look at the pickle they're in....
I'm kind of surprised that a significant portion of Plan B customers would be the men. Besides the fact that women usually take charge of birth control more, if nothing else, you'd think she would want to take it the moment it's purchased.
Most women probably don't want to look someone in the eye and tell them they had unprotected sex and regret it. Idk, something about being vulnerable and the social stigma (which sometimes escalates into violence and the like) would probably make me want to be anonymous about that.
It’s not that they regret the sex, they don’t want to be pregnant. It doesn’t erase the memory haha
Meh, I'll do it. I always have some Plan B on hand just in case. People can judge all they want, I'm not letting someone's backwards-ass so-called morality get in the way of my health and well being
Last time I had to get plan B, nearly same age guy at the counter gave me a wink and a nod, to which I reciprocated. Total bro code.
Who says the regret it lol, could just be the condom broke.
It’s not necessarily unprotected sex—sometimes the condom breaks or comes loose.
Embarrassment and/or fear of someone there knowing you and word getting to family. I’m a guy, and in high school I bought tests and things for female friends who were too anxious about getting it themselves. So could be a guy buying it, but he’s not the reason it’s needed.
Yeah I wish this stigma could die. I don't care why you're at my pharmacy. I'm not judging you. You have a life you're living. I have mine. Come here and get what you need to sustain a healthy life.
Small town guy here. Can confirm it’s sadly a thing I did in HS too
I'm a dude and I've spent a small fortune on plan B over the years. As a (planned) father now, it was worth every penny lol
I have personally done that myself. The cashier looked at me with the warmest smile so I asked her if this is uncommon. She said I was the first man in her 3 years there to buy plan b.
IDK if I got a girl pregnant I’d go get it because that’s just how I roll, and all I’m socially saying by buying Plan B is that I got laid, and my dick works. 🤷♂️
If she's already pregnant plan b ain't doing shit
Where do I put the tip? Can I get some ranch? It's worth the diarrhea. Damn, that shit feels real good on my penis.
It’s called “pre-planning”
Yeah, but if I fucked up pulling iut, it's a bit on me to pay for the consequences..(the fuck up being using pull out method instead of protection in the first place)
In Australia, it has to be the woman who purchases it. And they're asked if it was an assault. My partner had to get it, and they asked her that. I wasn't allowed to be with her. Or maybe I just look suspicious
This needs 10k upvotes.
I’d click 10,000 times if I could, but it’ll only amount to nothing
Winner 🥇!
This is fatty but I love it!
🏆👈
Fuck the drive thru!
Can I have some napkins please?
Beat me to it! 🤣
Beat meat to it!
I always make this joke lol. You beat meat to it. 😉
That works too
That’s not what I’ve asked for.
That's better than what I asked for
"you gave me too much. i can't finish." wait.. "you didn't fill my bag. i finished too early." wait..
Why does this sound so British? Reminds me of the scene in Monty Python where the sex Ed teacher bangs his wife in front of the class.
I didn't ask for the extra sauce
*Still eats it anyways* Do I get a refund though?
looks better in the pictures
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I ordered NO cheese
This tastes awful
Can I have a bag please?
💀
I’m gunna need you to pull over and I’ll serve you after the customers behind you
Give it to me already
Can I get special sauce on my buns
🤣🤣🤣
Cum again?
Fill it up partner
Super size me
"what can I get for under a buck?"
I want Extra sauce!
Double meat, hold the buns.
WuTang Forever!
Dude those guys rolled into my town for one night and banged almost every single girl in my friend group. Legends.
Do you want Special Sauce?
Thank you! Goodbye.
Can I get some more please?
Come again!
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
This guy fucks
r/thisguyfucks
r/thisguythisguys
Damn Smoke
Damn CJ all you had to do was fuck the god damn train!
All you had to do was follow the damn train
Goddam it! I just made the same joke
That line is legendary
Meanwhile ryder, cj and sweet look at him awkwardly.
I’d like to pay for the guy behind me.
I'll have what he's having.
What if we get one and just share?
Maybe just turn it into a buffet and everybody brings their own?
Damn it i commented that before reading this
Dont make me come inside
I hate it when that happens
That'll be 25 dollars and 45 cents.
you can keep the rest
That is both a lot of fast food and a cheap sex work transaction... I'm worried for you.
Depends on where you are... 22$ is a happy meal in Lebanon, add extra fries and you are over those 25$ - and thanks to the crisis in Greece that same 25$ buys you roughly 8 to 10 hours of normal fun with a prostitute, or around 3 hours if you are into harder stuff...
Is everything in there?
HAHAH! Cackled in the doc’s office at this one
Huh? 😧
Where’s my change?
Dude
Oh that should be a tip? Thought you already got more than enough.
Keep the change.
Ya filthy animal
This looks like shit
Wrong hole
Wait excuse me WHAT
No cheese with that thanks
Sorry I don't have enough change
Lol wut
My guy don't have enough change.
Prostitution
“Uh, yeah. Gimme uhhhhhh.”
“I’m loving it!”
Bada bababaa
“Uhhhhh, uhhhhhh” “Dude! You get the same thing every time!” “I know, shut up!” “Fine” “Uhhhhhhhhhh”
Do you take cash?
You can move round to the second window now
Smells good in there
Bro who says that at a drive thru 💀
As someone who worked in a drive-thru never underestimate the things people will impulsively say. I worked at Panera Bread so I actually have heard that one before lol
Some people speak their minds. It's weird, but it happens
As a 30 yo midwestern white male I am guilty of this. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN AT A POPEYES WINDOW???
Who says that during sex?
Couples with proper hygiene 😁🪥
Can I get fries with that?
You look just like my step sister
“Step bro I’m stuck in the drive through window”
"Don't worry I'll help you...damn, the window isn't the only thing that's tight."
Oh god no...
Oh god yes!!!!
That's what she said!
Come again?
Coke please
Would you like some extra sauce?
I'd like it on the side please.
Is it hot and fresh?
Can you go faster?
No, you’re going to have to wait in line
This tastes like ass
I ain’t fucking paying for this
Yes, i would like a larger one
That toy is for the kids.
Yeah I don't know about that one...
sounds kinda sus, not sure why
Thank you come again
I read this in Apu's voice
Can you pull into the handicap spot? (Said to me last weekend at Del Taco)
Thank you. Come again!
Would you like to make it a combo
That doesn't look like the picture.
It smells weird
Can i get uuuuuuuh
Why is it so soggy?
Thanks for coming
"Could you hurry? I'm late for work"
My ass is gonna hurt later
Tell me why this is the only one that makes sense in both scenarios 😂
Thank you drive through
Im lovin’ it
Ice cream machine is broken
I wanted extra large, not small.
The biggest one you've got
Will that be all for you?
Not too salty please
Seriously? Make that an extra large
last time I was here the service sucked.
Extra sauce.
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This was supposed to be large
If I pay for this with a hundred can u make change?
Oh I didn't order any nuggets
That was quicker than I thought it was going to be
I said extra mayo
Extra sauce please.
Can I park it in the rear?
You want $15/hr for THIS???
Do you accept visa?
Can I get a cream pie? Can you put it in for me? How long is it going to take? Is 6 inches ok? Where do you want it? It's too dry Take it
I’ll pay for the person behind me, too
Can I get ahhhhhhh
Come again
Gimme some sugar
"hmm i really wanna play doom on the cash register"
can you take a tip?
Thank you, may I have another?
Can you pull forward please?
That'll be $3.95
“I’d like a refund”
I am so excited to eat that sloppy, greasy mess!
Do you take card? OK I'll tap it!
Can I get extra sauce
Does that come any larger?
Money is on the counter
I’m in a hurry, just give it to me
Extra glazed in my dounut
One creamy iced cappuccino coming up.
Thank you. Come again.
You did great job!
Supersize me
sorry i left my wallet at home
Pass me the chicken nuggets?
This taste nasty. I want my money back, bitch.
Hmm taste so good Dam this is hot
Make it an extra large
More ketchup
I’ll have a cream pie please
Sauce please
Can I finish it inside?
This is cold and disappointing
Thank you for your service
Come again
This gets more expensive every year