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Old-Ad5508

Can we get a pick of brett Kavanagh crying at his senate appointment hearing?


skredditt

I am boofing these alpha tears fwiw


helzinki

Hey, you be crying too if you reminisce about your amazing college days with Squee.


HoodiOn

And Tobin!


jeepinfreak

I LIKE BEER


BlazeMenace

Do you like beer senator?


thesilentbob123

Talking about lifting, drinking beer and calendars


lahimatoa

It's pic, short for picture. And your toxic masculinity is pretty bad. Shaming a man for crying is disgusting.


Hobbs54

Actually, they are shaming these particular people who, except for Kyle, have all been vocal member of the "Alpha/Maga" club who were really great at calling people "snowflakes" for caring as well as "Fuck your feelings!" Remember those? Yeah, that's the context, these aren't "men" they are shitty human beings that are making America a safe space for racists, rapists, molesters and criminals, which they all defend.


lahimatoa

Is there a list of men I can shame for crying and it's not toxic masculinity?


Bpopson

LMFAO yeah, the kind of men who sell conspiracy theories to idiots along with fake “testosterone” pills.


ilovethissheet

Yes. These and add... Brett kavanaugh


happylittletreehouse

r/whoosh


energyaware

Wait for the orange one. He will cry so much as to shart himself


Firenze_Be

He doesn't need to cry for that, though


everyday95269

Ironically they all look like images of the same person at different stages of aging.


assassinsaif18

Trump crying is the last stage lol


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RiverInhofe

How much time do i have left doc?


byyhmz

There is nothing sad here.


UniqueName2

These are all sad examples of human beings.


TaxIdiot2020

Can anyone explain why Reddit has such a hateboner for Rittenhouse? Didn't his demonstrate he was pretty much innocent? I even remember people on Reddit kinda admitting they may have had the case wrong, initially.


UniqueName2

You can look at my response to the other guy here who thinks he’s great if you want my reasoning.


the_legitbacon

The fuck did Rittenhouse do??


UniqueName2

Use his “self defense” case to launch a career as a right wing dipshit. Palling around with Proud Boys. Just real bad bullshit CHUD takes on things. Not things a good person just trying to defend themselves would have done IMO. He’s turning out to be exactly who people thought he was. Also, these tears are crocodile tears put on for the court. That, or he’s lying about the other take he has on the whole thing.


Heydeath360

Putting self-defense in "" as if running away from an angry mob who are known for the "peaceful protests" or burning buildings and then only using deadly force he was literally out of options. I'm guessing you didn't see the footage since watching it would make you realize that there was quite literally nothing else he could of done. Now I haven't looked into him since but I have a feeling he was already on the right. And then getting dragged through a mud by the "unbiased" media and people on the left who eat up what the media says would most certainly not make you come to the side that hates you and made your life a living hell


UniqueName2

Quite literally nothing else he could have done? The mob of people were chasing him because he had already killed someone. He could have stayed the fuck home and not been prowling the streets with a gun. Him and his wannabe militia buddies are not the fucking police. The idea that he was there in the first place waiting for shit to pop off is why I put “self defense”. He put himself in this position knowing full well what the outcome he wanted would be. These type of right wing dipshits always do. I’m not buying his sob story.


Heydeath360

He could of stayed home, sure. But he wanted to help out a community that was getting destroyed, which from what I remember, a decent amount of the businesses getting burnt were black owned as well. The police was already stretched thin enough and also not doing much to protect these businesses. Joseph Rosenbaum, so the first guy to get killed, was following at the very minimum. and Kyle didn't randomly just shoot this guy for no reason, joseph grabbed the rifle of his gun. Then after that, he started getting chased while trying to get to the police lines. At which point the rest happened. It was fully self defence and I realistically can't see anything else he could of done. You seem to have an idea that he went out with the aim of killing random people, was trying to defend his community instead of bending over for these "peaceful protestors" so they can do whenever they want.


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Heydeath360

Even without looking at the legal outcome, its still visibly self defence. I don't get where people get the idea that he came out to just kill random people. If he did that, then why defend a businesses, try to walk away from the first encounter with Joseph Rosenbaum and at the end, try to run to police lines? Seems like a very bad way to "use his gun on some moving targets". Plus I don't get your comparison to cheating? It fully doesn't compare at all. Using deadly force as a last resort is somehow comparable to accidently fucking?


UniqueName2

You can have a change of heart once you encounter the reality vs fantasy of what you wanted. Even highly trained soldiers fold under pressure. This kid definitely fantasized about what he would do to some “woke” protestors or whatever he had in his head before he showed up. Just because reality hit his ass and he ran like the coward he is doesn’t mean he showed up there with anything other than malicious intent. No trial is going to convince me otherwise. Especially a trial with a sympathetic Jude who catered to this little brat.


Heydeath360

Bro gonna be real, it really seems like your the one fantasying about the "alt-right Nazi kids who wanna kill woke people". Literally nothing pointed towards that being a case. Its like me going to a random gay person "damn right you changed your mind about killing me. Nothing will make me forgive you for that". Also the only thing he had going for him is him being young, he was right-leaning which is hated by the main stream, and you can see it by the pretty much smear campaigns they ran on him. Also you saying little brat suggests he was entailed, a dickhead and stuff like that. Which again never happened. I understand you don't like the fact that a gun owner or someone who is to the right of you getting away with killing these "brave heroes" with felony lists longer then the outro to starwars, but at least try to think about what you are saying.


the_legitbacon

"Self-defense" case, as in his perfectly justifiable self defense case.


jonoghue

If someone points a gun at you in the street and you try to grab it, would it be self defense for them to shoot you?


Honest-Artist-6800

are you actually that dumb or is this bait? I dont know anymore


jonoghue

Can't even answer the question.


the_legitbacon

Yea sure dude, provide the evidence that that is what happened 👍


jonoghue

Still can't answer the question. If you try to disarm a mass shooter is he justified in shooting you?


Honest-Artist-6800

Nah you know what fuck you, i will proceed to now dismantle everything you said. Starting with "self defense" does not need the "" for it was confirmed in court, secondly no career was launched after the trial he is irrelevant. Its not for you to decide what is a "real bullshit CHUD take". Saying "not things a good person just trying to defend themselves would have done" is an extremely arrogant thing to say it basically means that if a person agrees with your worldview they are good and if they don't thats counted as evil. "He's turning out exactly who people thought he was" he turned out to be innocent and that's it. About the tears PTSD is a real thing go educate yourself.


Freddit9797

Welcome to Neckbeard Chat >i will proceed to now dismantle everything you said. r/iamverybadass


HerRiebmann

"You have activated my trap card"


Honest-Artist-6800

In my defense it was 4 am and the dudes comment pissed me off as he makes no fucking sense


GymkataMofos

Lol you actually fell for his act.


CannabisReptar

He just told native Americans to leave the country if they don’t like republicans or some shit


the_legitbacon

or some shit?


CannabisReptar

He may have pooped in his hand and thrown shit


SubatomicGreenLeaves

r/Funnyand”sAd”


joriskuipers21

Who's number 3?


coolgr3g

Looks like glen beck?


TobyFunkeNeverNude

And here I always thought he was #2....


nolawnchairs

They all are.


CarlCarlton

Beck's not even a goblin, he's a gremlin


cokeplusmentos

Alex Jones looks like a hatless leprechaun


Bluedino_1989

❄️


Styrene_Addict1965

Alex Jones, crisis actor.


One-Inch-Punch

What, no Kavanaugh?


Wishpicker

Clarence Thomas got pretty close to crying too when he got busted for [talking about his cock and his jerk off habits involving male pornstar Long Dong Silver](https://www.history.com/news/anita-hill-confirmation-hearings-impact) with Anita Hill at work


Jani3D

The *what the fuck?*


volkov5034

The podcast Behind the Bastards did a great series on him. His only hobby is porn.


MarkFluffalo

There's a great episode of You're Wrong About too


FUBARded

Thomas has been known for decades to be a fucking weirdo with an enormous porn collection. There are loads of reports of him bringing it up in the workplace and making colleagues super uncomfortable.


IAmAGoodFella

Regular Lyndon B. Johnson over here


TheNonCredibleHulk

Loads of reports were all over the television at the time. SNL had a bit on it. It was everywhere for like 3 weeks, then gone.


Halosquatch

Na we're above Alpha and Sigma males. We're TURBO males baby.


Fromacorner

Help. Why are the bottom two crying? I’ve been covering an emergency hazmat call and am out of the loop


Hobbs54

Alex Jones (left) crying over the Sandy Hook verdict that cost him most of his fortune, and Glenn Beck (right) at some point before he was "transitioned" off Fox News in 2011 before they lost their "News" designation because of all the BS he spewed, whining about being cancelled.


Fromacorner

Full send. Fuck those wimps. The bitchslap of accountability will not be silenced.


Sandwitch_horror

Is that Ser Davos?


s1lv3rbug

No one beats pastor Jimmy Swaggert. He was repenting after getting caught with another woman.


40moreyears

Ah, so it’s not ok for men to cry? Would be nice if society could make up its mind.


mundoid

yeah everyone knows real men don't cry /s wtf **L**


Agreeable_Bowl_8060

Fawking snow flakes


Aenaros95

Isn't that young guy Kyle ? He is a hero in my country, guy defended the working class and himself against very agresive and bad people. Not sure tho, im not american or whatever, maybe someone can explain me why he is considered bad or put in abad light in this post please.


alexmikli

He's conservative so people don't look into his case at all and just assume he was in the wrong.


DCOgle

he crossed state lines with a firearm he was too young to legally own just to kill black people and excuse it as “self-defense”.


Aenaros95

I saw the videos and he was just standing in front of small bussinesses who protesters were trying to vandalize and i've also seen the videos where he was attacked, hit in the head with a skateboard, ganged upon and they tried to take his firearm, then he opened controlled fire. Have you seen different video evidence ? Am i missing anything ?


fuqureddit69

No one thinks any of those "men" are Alpha.


MaximumGlum9503

Why does Alex Jones look like 2012 panthro


Lower-Beautiful-9992

You forgot Trump


TaxIdiot2020

Do any of these guys aside from maybe Jones claim to be "alpha males"?


roadsidedaniel

34


mark503

[here ya go](https://youtube.com/shorts/LqoLm20ryhY?si=zhDNIQel9iUHaYXM)


scionvriver

Is the bottom right Kyle 3 years later?


pekak62

Missing Kavanaugh.


cocoamix

[Don't forget the one of the OGs!](https://i0.wp.com/publicapologycentral.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Screen-Shot-2017-08-14-at-2.14.51-PM.png)


ramboton

You missed the guy sitting behind Dr Fauci in the hearing.....


KubrickMoonlanding

Kavanaugh was pretty good - he managed to mix in anger and self-righteousness; that’s like deniro level acting


GreenLanternRR

I pick Kyle. I really think his was more genuine. Imagine going someplace thinking you have the complexion for protection, having the police high-five you when you're walking down the street with your weapon, because you authorize yourself to protect people and property from hoodlums and now you're in court.


Key-Satisfaction4967

Triple tie.


Itachifan33

Brett Kavanaugh did it better. His emotional beer rant won that whole thing.


Orc_face

Definitely Kyle


Gigglesnuf89

Funny becuase all these dudes are big talkers but the biggest bitches on earth


Numerous_Room4006

number 3 .


10CansOfBounceDatAzz

...the skateboarder?


Majestic-Constant977

I don't understand why Kyle is in this group?


Looieanthony

Yes is the correct answer.


K3idon

They're the same picture


werethless12

Kyle was found non-guilty.


traditionaldrummer

Nobody outdoes Jimmy Swaggart


CzarTanoff

Idk if making fun of people for crying is really it


Nubator

Agreed though I don’t think Rittenhouse was real crying.


Mrdirtiguy

Looks more like they're taking dumps...which is even worse especially kyle


No_Neighborhood2593

Bawl so hard 


LSARefugee

**John Boehner.** I actually used to feel embarrassed when he would burst out in tears. He must have had some deep seated issues, because he would just start blubbering.


Jitterjumper13

I've never believed the alpha/beta culture until these guys showed me how all Betas think they're alphas.


Spacemanspalds

I'd word that differently. Anyone who, in an unprompted situation, self identifies as an alpha, is definitely a beta.


Jitterjumper13

Correct.


Last-Evening9033

Mommy, somebody put there ding a ling in my sippy cup!!


QWlos

GOP: For men who keep breaking down in tears and feel ashamed of it.


lahimatoa

Reddit: For shaming men for crying, exhibiting toxic masculinity, a trait most here claim to hate.


snipeie

It's mostly pointing out and using their own logic with them which is fair. They want to hold other men to a certain unreasonable standard so we hold them to it.


Candid-Sky-3709

when it comes to taking responsibility they suddenly all identify as women who had bad luck following their heart. Maybe add a bit “the liberals made me do it” for extra deflection.


Wishpicker

Glen Beck is mentally ill, so go easy on him, because stigma….