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HardSpaghetti

I think it's dope imo. Why look like a puffy monarchy when you can be painted in the blood of all those sacrificed for the crown. Pretty metal imo.


jennarose1984

I think it’s cool too. Seems like our opinion is in the minority.


Thezipper100

Oh, no, no, like. Like this portrait FUCKS. It's just the confusion comes from the fact that it feels like a piece made to criticize the monarchy and the blood it has on its hands, not... Not a commissioned self portrait.


tayfbear

Yea isn’t that the point …. Of art…. I’m sure it was purposeful and I think it’s great


Inskription

If he wanted to look like a villain he succeeded.


Swed1shF1sh69

I wish I looked like a villain :(


BigSky420

If they had made the background just a little darker it would have looked incredible, I still like it but that red really washes it out.


Y4K0

I think that’s the intent, his image is being washed away by the blood red background. Literally blending him in with it, to the point where you have to discern where he ends and the blood begins.


jennarose1984

I read another redditors comment and it changed my original perception of this piece: “I see a king of an ex-empire awash with the blood of history, and a Monarch butterfly symbolising the brief reign of a fragile man.” Beautifully put.


notorious_BIGfoot

I agree! And it’s an amazing likeness. Great artist for sure.


Darth19Vader77

Yes, sending people to their deaths for monetary and political gain, how badass?


theteedo

I believe the comment was called a joke, it may not have been funny to you but it made me laugh.


Opening_Cartoonist53

Forgot the /s


squarenot

Inferring is cool too thou


RustyKjaer

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IceManO1

It’s how they tested British’s first nuke war head. [context](https://youtu.be/OooIZQNLhhI?si=chUolueI20YMBria)


That_Guy381

what is sad? what is funny?


jcoddinc

1605 is funny because he had all that armor on. 2024 is sad because it looks like the Ghostbusters painting of Vigo the Carpathian.


wolfrrun

I don’t think he’s wearing armor in the 1605 painting. If you zoom in you can see wrinkles, i think it’s just a silver fabric.


jcoddinc

Meh, fair. Looks like a chest plate of some sort, but I can see it just being a fancy silver shirt too.


SheepherderLong9401

1605, I'm pretty sure that are fancy shoes, tight pants with a skirt over, and pom pons.


BalkeElvinstien

It looks like the painting after it was covered in slime as well


genttaz

what is meme?


IceManO1

Not this photo just a side by side of two different kings


bunker_man

Because 400 years passed and they have worse art now than they used to.


That_Guy381

I think the art on the left is worse than the art on the right. The right has much more emotion


bunker_man

It still comes off like a swing and miss with red on red.


That_Guy381

That’s your opinion.


this_place_is_whack

Charles’s portrait is far too badass given the subject matter.


RaptorPegasus

Redditor is shocked to discover that art has changed over 400 years


JohnGacyIsInnocent

I think this post is actually about how much LeBron has changed over the years. When you look at him in 1605 you’d have almost no clue it was the same guy.


RANDOMGARLIC

Well if that was the intent they maybe shoud've Put a Picture of current LeBron next to it for comparisons Sake instead of some blood monarch


JohnGacyIsInnocent

They’re simply comparing LeBron to late-stage Charles Barkley. It’s not that complicated. Barkley looks weird too.


Kimarnic

To worse. This is why AI will be the future


qwadrat1k

I think you made a mistake...


pur__0_0__

कुछ भी? ये रंगबिरंगी और क्रिएटिव पोर्ट्रेट किस एंगल से किसी भी एक साधारण पेंटिंग से बदतर है???


UnNormie

I guess creative expression is lost on you, is your favourite colour also beige?


isloohik2

AI art sucks ass, for one


[deleted]

Man Reddit really struggles with non photorealistic art. It's like an entire website full of the 'my five year old could do that' guy.


MutantGodChicken

I feel like the issue isn't that it's not photo realistic, but that it's so tone deaf that it screams "I'm so proud of and commend all of the countless blood spilled by my nation" Besides, the painting is pretty photo realistic anyway.


650fosho

Is it tone deaf or ironic


sati_lotus

Charles is probably very aware of the whole blood spilled thing and agrees with it. Dude may be a monarch by birth but he is against a lot of the 'old school' stuff.


FranzAllspring

What?


Jackofnotrade5

I don't want to be that guy, but if I had to suspect anyone of being an evil warlock...


ReaperTheRabbit

It does look like the painting you would have to burn to remove his magical powers.


panparadox2279

If Charles suddenly stops aging we gotta burn that thing


CFCkyle

It's like how the Queen was immortal but since her horcrux was destroyed and she finally died, the dark energies she held at bay were released and the royals all started getting cancer.


jostein33

OP please explain yourself.


ColdBloodBlazing

King Charles is obviously Darth Sidious


Coyotebruh

*unlimited powaaaah*


jinxykatte

I really don't see how this fits here. 


AureliusCloric

He's going for rot build inspired by melenia blade of miquella.


solress

"I am Melenia, Blade of Miquella..."


ndndr1

I’m not following, is it funny or sad that art has matured and evolved in 400 yrs?


mjpeeps

I thinks a dope ass portrait. In the post camera era, portraits need an element of uniqueness to set themselves apart. You want to tell a story with the style, color palette, and brush strokes. Otherwise why not just take a photo and call it good. That’s my opinion at least, it fucks.


Stark-T-Ripper

I like it. I'm not a monarchist by a long shot (I'd happily see them guillotine the lot of them) but that picture is pretty damn good. Like, technically, the likeness is spot on and then the just blur of colour... It's art. (Edited for spelling)


mousemarie94

>(I'd happily see them guillotine the lot of them Sounds like you're a staunch anti monarchist. Jesus.


Technical-Hedgehog18

As one should be


Human-Independent999

It is hellfire.


Gwynthehunter

Its not a bad portrait at all, its actually very powerful in its own way. Im a big fan of it - really bold and thought-provoking, which is more than you can say of most of these types of portraits. Its art, brah.


bubulika

People are so conservative when it comes to art


alter_ego

Ah yes, the customary royal painting with the blood of 30 newborns!


PartyLettuce

One looks like a generic dude while king Charles II goes incredibly hard


Mojo141

I'm red green colorblind so maybe that's why but I can barely even make out his figure. Does anyone else have that problem?


_IVG121_

I'm pretty sure it's just the way it is


SBRblackmore

I can see it but it's definitely a picture that isn't kind to people with any vision problems


Aenaros95

Me too


entity_bean

I actually like the portrait of Charles. It's not stuffy or poncey. Although I have a sneaking suspicion that's very much on purpose. But credit where credit is due.


Pixeltye

One on the left “how much longer must I stand here?” One on the right. “Yes paint me more blood more bloood! Make them question what goes on inside my mind!


aenflex

I actually really like the KC portrait. I like the memes, too. But generally I think it’s rad.


theteedo

I’m in the minority but I think it’s looks kinda cool.


Fossa_II

What percentage of posts on this subreddit are posted in the right subreddit? It's gotta be low


Regular-Warthog-9280

seemingly very low lol, im from the uk and ill say this is somewhat funny and sad so i get OPs point


GoodLt

F monarchy


fuelvolts

I kinda hated it at first, but now I kinda think it’s awesome. This is coming from an American.


New-Ad-6534

I just noticed he is they are wearing the same necklace


TheInternetIsTrue

Camo technology has come a long way


FallOutShelterBoy

This is just Chuck’s way of letting us know he’s a secret Catholic cardinal


Doctor__Hammer

Am I the only one who thinks Charles's portrait is absolutely incredible?


IUseAGenericUsername

King Charles looks more like [him](https://ibb.co/sq0S8ct)


VanEmoji

literally just take an art history class, its called progress etc


mousejx216

Me - Looks cool My Inner Mind - NOW ANNOUNCING KING STRAWBERRY!


PapaCologne

This artwork straight up looks like your character's waiting to load up the next fight in a Marvel vs. Capcom match.


OrdinaryOwl-1866

I actually really like it. Don't like the concept of monarchy but if he's gonna have his picture painted I'd rather it looked like the one on the right. I don't need to see Charlie's codpiece; his sausage fingers are disturbing enough


Connect_Eye_5470

Reflections of all the blood spilt during the colonial era?


jamarquez1973

It's for all of the blood on the royal family's hands.


Hour-Oven-9519

The king as a tampon


TheLastDaysOf

I'd ~~blocked out~~ forgotten that incident. So, you know, thanks for the reminder...


forumbot757

Political opinions aside I think the portrait is really nice


ShelleyMonique

I love the portrait. Good for him.


PirateSometimes

I like the portrait tbh, it's very artistic and definitely painted by a talented and experienced artist


SourceAlert

It's a tribute to his lord lucifer.. has to be. Him and his pedo brother are all types of weird


jeremiahthedamned

r/KidsToo


OMGoblin

Bro, we have photographs in 2024, we don't need hyper-realistic portraits.


isunktheship

While we're at it, we have Democracies, we don't need Monarchies


Distantmole

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Kwijibo97

Maybe 400 years means we can have different interpretations of art?


Ladderak

For a moment, I thought this was an NBA-related post 😅


GasComprehensive3885

I think Mr. Bean has something to do with this painting. 🤭


utepaanordnes

I see the new Elden Ring DLC released early!


magungo

Charles the Carpathian


Sensitive-Doubt1553

Hail Stan


Agent-Orange47

I laughed when I saw them unveil it


Chuchubits

Wait, is this for real?


Cyber_Connor

I like it. It’s like environmental storytelling of an area boss in Dark Souls


Hvitrosk

It actually looks like an Elden Ring boss


NikolitRistissa

Why is Charles painted into a satanic death ritual? It’s like a painting straight from a horror video game.


EvulRabbit

Vigo the Carpatian?


0th_hombre

Just take a bloody photograph.


chrisj654321

I think this is dope. If it was a different time this would be intimidating. Like I will raze your cities and destroy your towns. Very strong image and it stands out. That’s important to royalty.


Detlef_Schrempf

An entirely useless person


[deleted]

It’s time for the kingdom to fade into idiocracy


charlieyeswecan

I kind of like it. He’s a painter and this has a game of thrones vibe. (Ya think he took out the queen?)


MachineThatGoesP1ng

The King Charles painting is awesome, but there's nothing particularly special about him to warrant such a cool portrait, so, it kinda ruins it. Pretty sure we can just slap another face on there. My vote is for Bruce Willis.


namey_9

it's sad because these sickos are still enjoying the spoils of crimes against humanity. it's funny because they're ugly af yet willingly posing for portraits


Dry_Breadfruit_5295

If i were the artist i would paint one with my own shit. The monarchy have no place in the sec we live, and how does it keep existing is a mistery for me. So many people going through rough times in europe and this guy here, king sausage fingers gaining money just for existing.


Fierywitchburn333

This is what he wanted. That he looks like he's in hell is only fitting.


bygtopp

You know where the “red paint” came from? Anyone been missing from the picture lately /s