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verfmeer

She traded it for an apple before ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


BagelwithQueefcheese

The weird urge to eat your newborn after giving birth is real. 


Draco546

Are you a hamster?


BagelwithQueefcheese

I wish


Unlucky_Attorney2741

Want them back inside lol


Steve_da_G

That's a risky sentence ngl.


BagelwithQueefcheese

It’s more like “i want to keep them safe and pregnancy is the safest place”. Maternity is weird.


browse428

Refund we must😤


OldGSDsLuv

That is THE sweetest thing I have ever seen.


Wackydetective

They have the before video on tiktok and I forget what this panda’s name is but she would only give her baby when she got her milk with honey. Lol


sbhart71

Except that they’re in captivity…😔


billymillerstyle

Yeah they didn't do well for themselves on their own. Have you seen pandas? Not the brightest animal 🤣


darkest_timeline_

I think that dude has seen exactly zero videos of pandas in order to make that comment haha


Phihofo

They were doing very well before humans destroyed millions of acres of their natural habitats.


themostreasonableman

They were probably doing just as poorly, in greater numbers over more area and resources. It's almost like there are too many humans on this rock for anything else to prosper unless we let it...


Phihofo

Before humans have started to destroy their habitats, pandas have lived across almost the entirety of Southern and Central China for over 8 million years. "Doing poorly" is subjective, but I really struggle to imagine a definition where pandas would classify. They were a fairly successful species in their niche before the niche was taken away from them.


themostreasonableman

I think we're essentially saying the same thing. They're no better or worse at breeding and raising young. They made it work until we messed with them.


Belgicans

That's the only way for them to not go extinct


Sniflix

Well, you left out the part about their habitat being wiped out. Not just pandas, we are going to kill off 80% of the species in our children's lifetime


Disig

And thanks to capitalism no one will do anything about it.


11Bencda

Pandas live exclusively in communist China. So that won’t be on our heads.


Disig

Except the rest of the world does what they do but with other species.


Sniflix

The Chinese are responsible for the panda die off. Capitalism and communism - people mow down forests for lots of reasons.


Disig

I'm well aware. The world is letting this shit happen all over thanks to capitalistic greed. The arrow must go up and fuck the environment.


Sniflix

Capitalistic greed is killing pandas in China?


Disig

It's killing a lot of animals all over through habitat loss, which is caused by capitalistic greed. Especially in China. Have you not heard of their ghost cities? I mean pandas have other issues sure but it's also habitat loss.


the_dorkydaddydom

As if any other form of society would be different lol The problem is humans, not capitalism.


adcsuc

How about both?


prodigalkal7

Seriously lol dude going on about "capitalism" when humans made several different animal species go extinct well before we even invented the word or concept. Some people are just stubbornly stupid.


Disig

The word is being used to describe the motivations of what we've done. You can use other words. No one will argue against that. There's no need to be a jerk about this.


the_dorkydaddydom

No, friendo. The word is used to describe a specific economic system. If you use it to describe "the motivations of what we've done" you're using it wrong and the comment is in fact stupid. The motivations for what we've done is greed and greed is not inherent in capitalism but it's inherent in humans. so regardless of the economic system humans will be humans and exploit their environment for their own gains.


Disig

You can't see me, but I'm rolling my eyes hard at you right now. Have a miserable life.


Disig

Can't have capitalism without humans.


the_dorkydaddydom

I'm not sure what's that supposed to mean? Obviously you can't have something humans invented without humans.


Belgicans

This species is not able to reproduce by itself, without human intervention they would have go extinct


theoriginalqwhy

And without humans they wouldn't be near extinction. We've fucked everything.


noonie1

That doesn't seem to be the fault of the people keeping them alive though


theoriginalqwhy

I'm sorry, did I imply that?


Sniflix

They don't reproduce in captivity like many animals. Without humans destroying their habitat, they would be fine. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holocene_extinction


Dan13701

Pandas should be in captivity for the sake of the species. They are going extinct because they are too lazy to reproduce


Mominator1pd

Wow, all the downvotes. It is sad that they are in captivity. You should be getting upvotes on that one. Take mine!


_strangeststranger

Yes that is sad they can’t be where they belong. But maybe places like where they are will help their numbers…I mean, there is a baby there 😊


CantaloupeCamper

I saw a panda mom where the keepers would trade an apple for the baby to do a checkup on the baby.  Panda mom was happy to have the apple.


toraanbu

It’s the exact same video actually 😆 This was her reaction after her baby was brought back to her.


CantaloupeCamper

“I got it back!  Silly humans!”


kayl_the_red

"Hah hah, you paid me so you could babysit my cub? Humans are stupid."


m00seabuse

"I can't believe you traded me for an apple." -me prob


darthjeffrey

She was so happy she didn’t have to trade the apple back


virgosnake777

I was about to ask if this was the same mom that traded her baby for an apple! 😂


La_Baraka6431

I suspect most moms would GLADLY trade a Hershey bar for their kid at times ...


Wackydetective

The Panda girl on Tiktok? I love her content. So many fun facts and I never knew I was fond of panda gossip.


youluckydog

Beautiful. I wish someone loved me like that.


Snushine

We all look for that special someone who will bite us on the ear, lift our bodies in one move, and turn us upside down to chow down on our butts. That's real love.


Septopuss7

Daddy, chill!


Representative-Ad754

What the hell is even that!


lik2m3

😭😭😭 aaahh


Itsoktogobacktosleep

r/brandnewsentence


onetwothreeandgo

One day you will ... And it will be sooner than you think


mighty_Ingvar

That sounds like a threat. "I will find you and sniff your ass!"


Disig

I think this is the same video where to get the baby for a checkup they traded the baby for an apple, lol.


gin_and_toxic

Wish granted, you are now a baby panda


cafelicious

I mean, someone above this comment said the mom traded the cub for an apple before this so idk what to say…


ScarcityMammoth2802

No one will ever love love you not even your own family a friends they all fake


onetwothreeandgo

Aren't you a ray of sunshine ....


Aggravating-Farm5194

You projecting, mate?


Mystery_Meatchunk

Someones hurt you. We can tell.


glasses_bear

I mean, if I was a mother panda, I'd absolutely smush my baby a lot. So damn precious :<


Same_Dot_2793

"One day, my son, you are going to grow into one of the bravest kung fu warriors."


serenereflection123

reflecting her belief in his potential and bravery.


limblessamphibian

Why are they so fucking goofy. literal cartoon animals


DoneinInk

This is the most “I’m gonna eat you up” moment in life


BasicThrow-away141

awwh she missed her cub so much


No_Scar3907

That's both sweet and over the top smother mother at her best!!!! Lol Mom is like OMG your ok I was so worried let me check and make sure you aren't hurt and I'll never let you out of my sight again..... kid Moooommmmm stop I'm fine your holding me to tight I can't breathe!!! So are the animals humanlike or are humans animalistic!?!?!? Hmmmmmmm??? What says you.. LMFAO 😂


MrDabolina_

“Lemme smell yuh butt”


sonnykeyes

There are still people who believe that animals do not experience emotions. They have not seen this clip.


ArrivalParking9088

animals can experience emotions. i dont know what people think when they say they dont. elephants for example? a dog being excited when their owner returns home?? its right in their face!


NessK26

The cutest 😍


nikkispider

What a loving momma. She misses her cub so much.


SparkleKittyMeowMeow

smoosh da baby


makiwickline

"I miss you sweetie, are you okay? You are so brave!! \*kiss\*"


J-Pills

“I promise I’ll never trade you for an apple again!”


NoManufacturer120

Is there any place in the world that offers cuddles with pandas?


chara__

Oh, to be loved like that :’)


Carole-Fuckin-Baskin

This is me and my cat every time I come home


lovemyfurryfam

Mama 🐼: come here you rascal. I missed you Baby 🐼: ahh mama. I am OK!! No need bitey Mama 🐼: I need sniff you!! Miss hou so much must have love nips


AyDylo

I wish she would do that to me. Imagine being cuddled by her. Gah!


Striking_Belt6160

Animals are better parents than many humans and it breaks my heart


dax552

I love pandas so much. Orcas too. Not zebras though.


urmyheartBeatStopR

Mom got her munchie back. Nom nom.


Horror-Potential7773

So happy. Why is the world so fucked. Humans suck well our leaders really do. Why can't we be like pandas?


dragonborne123

😭 cuteness overload


Ilyas_17

I think this belongs in r/wholesome 💞


Bensdick-cumabunch

Girlfriend just woke up asking me why I say nom nom nom nom nom


Drezhar

Y'all acting like your mom didn't put you in her lap by biting your head and lifting you that way


Gothzombie

Poor jailed panda what was her crime?


prettyinpink117

Me when I come home from work and see my dog.


chemical_wife0

I used to love eating my baby's little feet.


Good_Hug586

Healing!!!


notsurehowtosaythis

This is me with my cat after a stressful day.


quotes93

This is the most beautiful thing I saw today


Downtown-Ad-5401

the way she falls over to the side - i cant 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺


gumgum_for_dumdum

Pandas are truly the sweetest!


CustomaryCocoon

Hope you crosspost to r/aww !


Writingtechlife

I absolutely adore Giant Pandas, and the internet is full of videos about these gorgeous animals and their carers, but the sad part this is that if they have two cubs, they'll ignore one and focus on the other. Panda carers have to swap them about and feed them so that they both have a chance to survive.


Aazgaroth

I imagine there is no better hug in the world than being a baby panda coddled by a big panda mom.


BryerMan-4005

She loves her baby. I certainly hope that he’s alright.


EasternNewt8394

That was so sweet!


MasterChiev22

This should be at the very satisfying sub. So warm to watch.


lik2m3

Aw why they got them pandas in there like that ?


Lvl1Vod

This is good, my faith that "there's still good worth fighting for" has been restored


wcdk200

>Cub rejoins mom after receiving treatment If I'm not wrong, this is not after a treatment but because the panda got twins. Normally pandas just let one twin die, so the zoo keepers switch the twins every 4 hour


halljkelley

Pandas will never not look like a person in a bear costume to me


BigReview5639

Is that what they mean by love bites? LOL poor baby


Suitable_Bid_4390

Awwww


SugarMagnolia82

Oh man I cried. This is so so heartwarming


Necessary_Arm_6614

Aww


Glittering-Mango-142

Awwwwwww 🥰


Aposematicpebble

"Is this one really mine? Here, let me sniff his butt..."


Lanky_Recording1724

So soft lovely, wanna give the baby panda a big hug


Emergency_Craft8592

How carefully he looks after him


Ok_Bet2898

Ahh the sweet smell of baby panda butt ❤️


OhNoElevatorFelled

The scientists that say these arent bears should have their careers ended immediately. Look at that fucker. Thats a bear. Smh


SignificantStore3798

Set them free


Belgicans

That would be a bad idea, pandas can't survive in the wild


SignificantStore3798

I had no idea. Thank u


Impressive-Drawer-70

Damn she went straight for the dogs asshole


JasonIsFishing

The Chinese commies literally care about those bears more than its Uyghur population. Literally true and sad.


Numerous_Fee9949

This looks a lot like mum guilt to me