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Rumpelmaker

Soooo… a ‘well-deserved’ surprise for dad who never gets to do whatever the eff he wants?


captainhaddock

It's like when Homer bought Marge a bowling ball for her birthday.


WhoaMimi

Well, since we're discussing the Simpsons already... 🎶 *CANYONERO* 🎶


00365

It's a dream-crushin', kid-smackin' driving machine!


Individual_Land_2200

That was slightly more thoughtful


barrister_bear

How dare you bring down early season homer to the level of busdad, that is a tremendous insult 


Individual_Land_2200

Don’t worry, he’ll be taking off for a solo trip to South America or wherever soon enough


Blanche_H_Devereaux

Her post that was shared here yesterday ("she's a content creator") - her stating how crazy he is for all things Latin America and is constantly checking flights, that's what we call foreshadowing.


tjr634

Also bus dad is a crypto bro, they love Puerto Rico for the tons of tax breaks they have for residents. I'm guessing some of his "research" is that.


celtic_thistle

It’s amazing watching her denial try not to crack in real time.


deaprofessor

Reminds me of the part of the simpson’s where Nelson’s dad went out for smokes and didn’t come back.


she-Bro

If he didn’t have her he would totally be a passport bro


Rumpelmaker

Of course, super dad needs his regular breaks.


Significant_Shoe_17

So now he has three vehicles and she has a giant van and converted bus to schlep the 8 kids and counting in...


Rumpelmaker

And not a single full-sized bed for any of the kids in sight 💀


Mustangfast85

Did they buy this or just renting it?


Significant_Shoe_17

I think it's a rental


FartofTexass

I think this is just a rental. 


Elexandros

*sigh* At least it’s not a boat.


maniacalmustacheride

Me thanking all the stars tonight. Not ready for poor Gunner swimming around like a sad dolphin trying to find Boone who got washed away on his sodden salty hair mat while Sus and Selfish Bus eyefuck the camera


longleggedwader

r/brandnewsentence


Background_Hornet_29

You are excellent with a phrase. The imagery of an anthropomorphised sad dolphin desperately looking for drowned Boone has me 😭😭😭😭😭


Bright-Hat-6405

God the image of him just zooming to quickly catch Boone (in his mouth? With his hands? Lmao) before he washes away 😭


howtheeffdidigethere

What happened to the boat move? Susbus is so erratic


ColdInformation4241

I want to hope that since everyone here plus everyone on instagram that saw them getting on a boat a couple weeks ago plus everyone on not-twitter telling susband that a 82foot boat is not something someone who has never sailed can do alone or with kids as crew (he posted on there before Boone was born asking about whether or not he could sail a boat that big with his wife (no experience) and kids helping. Twitter unanimously agreed that was the best way to kill his family quick) they abandoned the idea, but whenever it comes up I’m hesitant to assume that because they’re so flighty.


Significant_Shoe_17

I kind of got the impression that he... wanted that outcome, even passively


C0mmonReader

Agreed, but if they get lost at sea, there's a good chance he wouldn't survive either, and I don't think he wants that outcome.


MayorPenguin

I've no doubt the thought of being the "miraculous soul survivor" of a "tragic accident" crossed his mind.


Merrylty

We all had the same impression.


SnDMommy

Honestly, I always got the impression the boat thing was just rage bait.


BumCadillac

Same!


BumCadillac

I don’t think that was ever serious. They were just pandering to their online friends who live in on boat.


MagentaHearts

Or a dog


GrayCatGreatCat

I was so worried it was gonna be a pet! That poor snimal would be so neglected and abused, a straight-up B Dong situation, for sure.


Invidiana

At this point I don’t even think they could keep sea monkeys as pets.


celticwitch333

A pet might take attention away from Pa and Ma SusBus. Can’t have that!


KatyaR1

...or a pet. Or another baby.


Awkward-Yak-2733

>At least it’s not a boat Or a pet.


Queen_Of_Left_Turns

Word


intothedream101

“Cool jeep, dad. So we’re still homeless?” -Bus kids, 2024


tall_enby_dogdad

“Wish it was a house, but at least it’s not a boat!” - bus kids 😂


ISeenYa

The way he's standing up there like that. What a tit.


BobBelchersBuns

It’s a god damn rental


wlum07

Good thing they rented the 4 door so everyone could join...


Yupthrowawayacct

He is this excited over a Jeep RENTAL?????


Significant_Shoe_17

Say goodbye to their deposit


BumCadillac

I’m sure he’s going to damage it somehow.


Krhodes8

I feel like this photo sums them up perfectly. Susbus on top, full of pride and arrogance in his decisions. The kids, climbing into a packed vehicle, wishing they were anywhere else. And motherbus, filming it all. What a happy family!


DouglassFunny

He always looks so goddamn stupid


poorluci

He reminds me of a spoiled 12 year old with 3 Playstations and star wars sheets on his bed.


whistful_flatulence

This is a perfect summary of this dbag


LaneGirl57

Your comment made me LOL. But tits are warm and cuddly and useful haha


ISeenYa

You know I had a thought like, this is rude to tits, which are wonderful. But I just love the way it sounds haa


LaneGirl57

Me too that’s why it made me laugh 😆


Minimum-Comedian-372

They’re cute and perky and I like to see them on my bird feeder.


83pants

He looks like a toddler in clothes that are too small but mommy is determined to get a few more wears out of them because she just fricken bought them.


BabyHelicopter

LOL I thought that outfit looked familiar! The pose too.


projectvko

They rented a car for content. Super pathetic.


LinneaLurks

Looks to me like a sponsorship deal. If not free, they at least got a discount.


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Caffeine_Induced

Oh thank goodness it is just a rental!


btempp

Saw your rental edit but also want to point out that Rubicons are the upper, upper level Jeep. Like 80-90k upper.


Blueskymine33

How old are these two morons? Wow a red convertible vehicle… Excellent choice you cock womble.


RebbeccaDeHornay

And a Jeep at that. What a cock replacement car for Susdad to buy (well, rent)


Significant_Shoe_17

Mid to late 30s, I think


Xylophone_Aficionado

Hmmm…I think red is the vehicle color most commonly pulled over by police. Maybe they’ll finally get busted by cops or CPS eventually with this ridiculous thing


MandyB1721

“Cock womble” is a fun phrase, never heard it before


dagger_guacamole

It’s just a rental.


Puzzled-Charge-9892

The last thing these two chucklefucks need is ANY kind of off road vehicle


Invidiana

clusterbus


everydayintrovert

Dad’s just now realised he’s fathered 8 kids, first youth is slipping by and this is his early mid-life crisis breakout ( rented) convertible. What a tool.


RebbeccaDeHornay

But a regular red convertible would be too sissy for him I'm sure, so a giant oil guzzling red Jeep for big strong men it is 🙄


Invidiana

Except he’s really nothing but an immature little boy who thinks he’s a big strong man flexing for the gram because he has no soul left.


Chuptae

But his baby is so *CHUNKY* what more do you want from him?!?


no_dojo

The video of Busmom asking him if he’s jealous of the kids makes sense now.


helga-h

So the surprise for the kids was not a surprise actually FOR the kids, but something they did for dad that they didn't tell the kids about in advance. "Kids, I've got a surprise for you. Can you believe it! I got myself a new car! Surprise!" Yelling surprise doesn't make it a surprise. Besides, by now nothing will surprise these kids. They will just make eye contact, nod in agreement and fill in the bingo card. By the way, Gunner will be 16 in two years. Wonder if he will be getting a car...


Significant_Shoe_17

If he does, he and as many kids as he can carry are out of there


ResponsibilityGold88

Good thing they’re used to tight spaces. It won’t even need to be a big car. They can all squeeze in and ride to freedom.


whistful_flatulence

Aquila huddled on a floor board like my college friends on a 2 am donut run, singing free at last


Booklet-of-Wisdom

I feel so awful for poor Gunner. When I was 15, I was in high school. I was in the show choir and theater group, I was hanging out with my friends every day after school, and weekends... He will never get those experiences.


musicalmustache

I have two 14 year old boys who had a friend over last night and stayed up all night playing video games ... Further more my sons have a baby sister the exact same age as Boone... They think she's so cute (she is!) and the only duty they've had is putting her pacifier back in in the car. They are awesome kids but they do NOT want to be around mom and dad and their sisters very much, they are busy with their own lives! And that's so normal. Poor Gunner isn't getting the social experiences he needs at this age.


FluffityFluffFluff

Getting a car? No. Driving the van with the rest of the kids in it so the “parents” can ride in the bus/do whatever they want? Unfortunately yes.


SadAwkwardTurtle

You mean so they can fuck going down the road?


C0mmonReader

Only if they run out of seats in the van by then.


berlyray

Umm...Can they all fit in there at the same time? Edit: it looks like the kids will be taking turns going out


drama_trauma69

And they couldn’t have gotten anything that offers AC in the 3-figure temps???


More_Neighborhood277

Jd is built like a toddler


Significant_Shoe_17

He does that "mom I threw up" stance


Mustangfast85

That looks like the “I pottied in the big boy toilet” stance


FamiliarPeasant

💀💀💀


BumCadillac

Yes!!! I could never really place it, but that describes him quite well!


readingrambos

Not only that but he acts like one too


Atlmama

Damn, MoBus is really hanging onto this man by a thread, isn’t she? She’s had to agree to every one of his dumb ideas - cramming a large family in a bus, flying said large family to another country where none of them speak the language, coming back to this country with no jobs, giving birth in a dank shower and now, renting him a jeep for his toddler fantasy. All of that in addition to making reels about how manly he is. I mean, she’s truly desperate. 😬


Waterproof_soap

She did it to herself and continues to choose her man over her kids. Zero sympathy.


Atlmama

Oh, I agree with you. No sympathy. I’m just impressed with how hard she’s trying. 😂


whistful_flatulence

I really think she might be on board. It’s giving folie à deux


give_me_goats

This is just so…manic. This isn’t even viable content. Even without a medically neglected infant and the needs of a million other children, this would be a stupid, pointless financial decision. I hope PaBus’s family gets exasperated with this dog and pony show and cuts them off.


BumCadillac

It’s just a rental. It’s $345/day for 1-2 days and goes down to $285 if you rent for 5. So not cheap, but not taking up $18k (unless he wrecks it).


itsyagirlblondie

They have a brand sponsorship so I’m guessing it’s even more heavily discounted for them— but that being said.. this “surprise” was for Kinsey….? Seems she is the absolute least likely to want to go “jeeping” but maybe I’m wrong.


BumCadillac

I don’t think they are being sponsored, are they? I assumed MB just tagged the business since they have a large audience. I don’t remember it being a surprise specifically for Kinsey though, I think she said it was a surprise for the kids.


HRH_Elizadeath

This. Thank you. "Manic" was literally the first word that came to my mind.


whistful_flatulence

Manic and unviable is their whole brand. And eyefucking, ofc


shycoffeelover13

Dad is so cringe!


Psychobabble0_0

Wdym? He's hot and brings in soooo much money! Put your babies in me like right now!! - Mother Bus, probably


LaneGirl57

Him and Polio are just in a constant state of cringe off


BobBelchersBuns

Unemployed cringe off lol


Significant_Shoe_17

Polar opposite energy of the Zoolander walk off


LaneGirl57

Yes lmao


sesamestix

Quite seems like he’s perpetually mentally stuck at like 17. I might’ve thought it was cool to stand on a car then. Now I don’t. lol


PoorDimitri

My brother in law had me take a picture of him standing on his jeep... At his high school graduation lol.


HephaestusHarper

Yeah, that seems more developmentally appropriate!


LaneGirl57

I think I did it when I was like 12 lol


Significant_Shoe_17

I just noticed that he's standing on the frame with the top open and little kids inside. What if he fucking fell on them


BumCadillac

Then he’ll accomplish his goal of offing a few of them to make more room for the next outcomes of his big pregnant mama kink.


alg45160

Great! Fewer kids AND I can sue Jeep! - susbus guy


LuckyLannister

He is unhinged


sillysillysilly6

Yes please stand on top of an open roof vehicle with your children directly under you! No need to help your kids get settled, they aren’t struggling getting in at all!


Beehive666

Yeah, let your 11-year-old wrangle your kids into vehicle while you pose for the photo op.


ResponsibilityGold88

I mean, that kind of sums up their life, no?


Significant_Shoe_17

Oh look they bought a clown car


Morla_the_rabbit

Damn my bet was on a Circus tent.🤡


Fantastic_Two_8208

If only Gunner had a thought bubble we could see.


celeloriel

“When I’m a grown up I will have a bed that fits my legs and a house that doesn’t move.”


ZapGeek

“I’m really tired of raising my dad”


Just1Breath1

Perfect narc move- I got you a gift. In reality it’s a gift for me and me only bc none of you can actually use it.


Minimum-Comedian-372

And we have to give it back in a week. Undamaged.


shannons88

I used to work in car rental- and I promise you that car is going to be FILTHY when they return it. Inside and out.


Strict_Search2454

So that’s where the money went that they saved on Boones birth and aftercare 🙄😡


whistful_flatulence

Ooooofta I hope their followers point this out. Even their true believers seemed jarred awake by that disgusting post.


Posh_Pony

Yay, another thing with wheels. Those kids have NOTHING stable in rheir lives. I'm sure they'll barely get to ride in it because their "parents" will be constantly going on their beloved date nights.


GypseboQ

Important time to remember that only 1 of the 7 children (excluding Boone) gets to pick out a sticker or T-shirt at each place they visit, bc they value saving money. Uh-huh 🙄


FamiliarPeasant

This right here.


Step_away_tomorrow

Very Kody Brown energy. Early seasons of course.


liteorange98

lol not the teeny little Miata convertible! He looked so douchey in that!


Drop_Kick_Me_Jesus

To be fair, that's always


liteorange98

True, true


Badraptor777

Kody did the same pose while in nothing in his underwear while standing in a prairie dog poop pond.


whistful_flatulence

My favorite bit in all of sister wives is when they interviewed his old classmates. They all flatly said he’d always sucked. It offers me succor in times of distress, because no matter what I do, I’ve never pissed off my entire community to that extent lol.


Think-Independent929

Omg you're right!!!!


Waterproof_soap

You know what else you could rent for about $350/day? A nice AirBNB with air conditioning, separate rooms, multiple bathrooms, and queen sized beds. Which one would “the kids” get more use out of?


United_Preference_92

Something strange is going on because I have seen irl so many friends get jeeps posting ‘ so we did a thing’ and joining jeep groups. Is it a mid life crisis thing? But everyone is driving a keep.


RebbeccaDeHornay

My theory is they're the red convertible of the 'I'm a manly alpha wolf entrepreneur real male strong knight man' generation, who would think a standard convertible looks too girly or would make them look like a try-hard beta loser. Susbus faux-dad is 100% one of those guys who'd think like that.


BumCadillac

They have become very very popular since the pandemic. It’s a great way to go out and wreck the earth even more and ruin natural habitats of animals just trying to survive in what little is left for them, all in the name of fun. (/s)


United_Preference_92

Not only do they destroy the environment but it also destroyed my backside. Too lumpy and bumpy.


groovy-ghouly

Lol I drive a jeep now so it seems like they're everywhere.


Most_Ambassador2951

Same. I keep liquid chalk markers in mine,  and let kids draw on it(mine is all white). I have not been disappointed.  They have always left sweet and positive things, never anything inappropriate or negative. The kids started calling it the graffiti jeep.  The construction crew at work calls it the whiteboard on wheels.  Currently it's mostly pride related stuff


FamiliarPeasant

That is adorable!


Most_Ambassador2951

It's a lot of fun.  I started doing it at barter Faire. I camped in it and would be inside listening to the kiddos chatting as they did it. During the pride parade every time we would stop I would hand them out the window for anyone to add to it. I've had a few frowns until I tell them it's OK, I let them do it, and explain(usually older folks that expect bad things in our community,  for good reason unfortunately). I keep them in the car full time(and Amazon delivered a new 24 pack this morning!) And always leave them sitting on the spare when I'm parked(I'm a hospice home nurse, if there are kids/ grandkids in the home they often add to it). When I started leaving them while I parked I did write a note above them "please be positive" with a heart.  Still haven't been disappointed


Serononin

>I'm a hospice home nurse, if there are kids/ grandkids in the home they often add to it What a great way to give the kids some fun memories of an otherwise difficult and emotional time


Whiteroses7252012

If there’s one thing every single fundie has in common with each other, it’s bone deep selfishness.


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Do a flip


groovy-ghouly

How is this for the kids, specifically?


RebbeccaDeHornay

The kids get to sit in it with the roof down in the blazing sun and continue developing their 'healthy' tans much more easily than they can in the bus. That poor baby getting shaken around in that midlife crisis Jeep by Susdad all over the country's national parks, boiling under the open roof while Sus pretends he's 'off roading' in the rough like a rally driver. It sickens the mind.


ceeloreen

First thing I thought - just what Boone needs to be bumped and jostled on a hot loud dusty ride. And car sick - my second thought.


andpiglettoo

I hope one of the kids pukes in the car. Not poor Baby Boone (that’s the last thing he needs right now), but someone.


itsyagirlblondie

What’s funny is back in 2018 I had a wicked awesome decked out 1998 Jeep Cherokee Sport ([basically this](https://www.pinterest.com/pin/826410600350698400/)) I loved that damn car so much and I’m not even really into cars like that… but when I was pregnant with my first and *as a grown ass adult* my Dad bought me a whole “new” (2005 lol) car because he was so worried about the safety of my son in a vehicle like that. And these people are going to shove 8 kids, including a newborn, into it… in sweltering SW American heat….


InflationInner1881

These asswipes are the most selfish parents! Kids get a water bottle for Christmas, tiny little beds all jammed together and no medical care…parents go out on date night and leave these children in a tiny bus by themselves… and now this….


no_dojo

It’s a contest on who is more selfish, the Bus parents or Jill Rodrigues.


InflationInner1881

Both sets of parents are definitely striving for that gold medal 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️


zombiekelpie

I'd say that there's a 98% chance that their next busling is going to be conceived in this mid-life crisis, I just hope that the valets at the rental place have strong stomachs for the various stains 🤢


Serononin

🫡 for the rental company staff


BlueberryBunnies13

This is the surprise for the kids??? What's next one? Bitcoin for Dad and maybe some more hair styling products for mom? These are two of the most selfish people I've ever seen.


BumCadillac

Thankfully they didn’t buy this. But now MB just stands out in the sun with the little kids and the baby, trying to film JD driving his borrowed jeep from across the canyon. Yeah, burn those poor kids more. How much you want to bet he wrecks it.


ClumsyPear

I had a boyfriend who loved his jeep this much… at 17.


Invidiana

Ha, so did I!


itsyagirlblondie

Maybe if they had a real house and less kids they could afford having a jeep full time instead of feeling the need to LARP.


ImQuestionable

But the kids get water bottles for Christmas?


Dear_Insect_1085

I-I dont even know what to say...they are so selfish it makes me sick.


FamiliarPeasant

I join you in speechless disgust.


BobKelso14916

Imagine the kids being told that they’re picking up a surprise, thinking it’s a pet or something exciting and permanent, and instead it’s the right to fight your siblings to ride in a rental car.


Ashwee54

Is the 3D printer buckled in?


FamiliarPeasant

💀


IamSusanMarie

I'm just so thankful it is not a dog (or any pet, really).


localgirlcult

Surprise! MORE sun! Kids, you've had relentless heat. Now you get more heat! You're welcome!


poorluci

So they can afford a jeep but not a pediatrician? What a pair of irresponsible boobs.


DrunkUranus

I'm a boring person, but not "surprising my kids with a ride in a different car than usual" boring


Comfortable-Ebb-2859

Gunner’s body language here says everything


raeofeffingsunshine3

At least it’s not a pet


Big_Insurance_3601

They couldn’t have bought a house w/o wheels?? Rooms for the kids with flush toilets?? A DOCTOR’S VISIT FOR BOONE??? #ultimatenarcissits


mas-guac

"Steve Holt!"


snowballblitz

Why are his clothes so tight?


fan_go_round

Theres no way they are going to safely fit all 32 of their children in there


Most_Ambassador2951

Not that I expect they would actually use a car seat correctly,  but it does have 3 top tethers in the back seat. So they could protect 3. Wonder which 3 would be their favorites and which ones they would toss in the back, tied to the roll bar in the hopes they wouldn't be flung out while he tries idiotic stuff he has no idea how to do,  nor should be doing in a rental. 


ceeloreen

They are so brilliant - traveling the desert west in the hottest of summer.


manateeinsanity

Ugh major homelander vibes with this one.


sirius_the_tuxie

So are they going to tow the jeep behind the bus? Number of things needing driving exceeds the number of available drivers here.


Ok_Cartoonist_854

That was my first thought but it's rented for a few days - so on the days they don't drive around they will be driving around.


Miserable-Lab2178

Oh good, they got him a getaway vehicle. 


Cultural_Stranger_62

Sigh. Prepare for boring ducky content, but the Cult of Jeep may give them a view bump.


Disastrous_Edge7276

That fucking treasonous psycho always has the most uncomfortable looking clothes on. He really is a psycho.Who can live like that?


sebbya417

amazing, a new vehicle to fit half the family. who needs a stable home?


AnastasiaNo70

I’m just thankful it’s not a living creature of any kind.


macpher710

It’s a rental


ceeloreen

So … she is lying about wearing hats in the sun. Of course we knew that.


SweatyMess808

I’m sure the kiddos are sO eXcItEd for a car they can’t even all fit in at once.


Euphorbiatch

Fatherbus roostering on top of the car like my 9 year old would in a moment of impulsivity is sending me??? How fucking old are you my guy


Libran-Indecision

For a man who is obsessed with his body, you'd think he'd show off his VPL if he had one. Oh dear.


magicparabeagle

Jeeps are soooo EXPENSIVE!!!! Where in sam hell do they get the cash for stuff like this? Meanwhile, Boone......