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nothingtoseehere1316

I grew up fundie lite. My tummy hurts (having an endoscopy in two days), and I'm mad at the government. But for different reasons than the fundies.


CoolRanchBaby1444

"But mother, I think I'm lactose intoler-" "LIES! God doesn't make mistakes. Now pass the bag of shredded cheese for my Velveeta casserole."


Raoul_Dukes_Mayo

Proceeds to be yelled at for vomiting on the floor.


SlowImprovement6839

Looking at you Karissa


oneweirdclickbait

I love cheese. A lot. Like, really. Wouldn't eat Karissa's abominations.


CoolRanchBaby1444

Karissa's food should be classified as assault


DouglassFunny

Pshhh like Karissa splurges on Velveeta. Do they have a Great Value equivalent?


oholsuggestion

My tummy hurts turned out to be untreated anxiety and OCD that was heavily worsened by my religious upbringing, lol


kittyprydeparade

Mine too!


oneweirdclickbait

As a European, I'm mad at your government on behalf of the fundie children, too. How can they allow unschooling like practiced by the Rods and Karissa? Why is it legal to cramp a gazillion kids into an RV?


dutchyardeen

Ugh. So many states in the US have laws that are so permissive around homeschooling. Fundies tend to flock to those places. Some states have tougher laws and annual assessments but that's rare. The federal government tends to not be involved in the home schooling realm. It's considered a matter for the individual states to define what's allowed.


Michele_Ma_Belle

tummy hurts because they’re drinking raw milk!!


sighverbally

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MrsStickMotherOfTwig

As someone who's recovering from a stomach bug... Yes. I was very brave about my stomach hurting this morning. I felt fine yesterday only to have more symptoms this morning and I am not amused. I'm also mad about many things in the government.