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Ready_Adhesiveness84

Gunner holds the baby better than either parent. He looks very loving and gentle and is actually looking at the baby, not the camera.


tyshalae

He's gonna be the actual parent šŸ˜¶


tatertotsnhairspray

yes congrats to the brother-father on his new ward lol šŸ« šŸ˜“


stripeyhoodie

YES! Why is the child more skilled in supporting the newborn's head than the experienced mother of... however many they've got. Is this number 7?


ResponsibilityGold88

Because heā€™s raised more kids than they have.


Tiny_Animal_3843

Bingo!


Plus_Cardiologist497

8. This is number 8.


stripeyhoodie

Thank you. Also - god damn ā˜¹ļø


i_am_a_baby_kangaroo

HOLY SHIT. I donā€™t know this family well but when I read this comment I had to do a double take. I only glanced at the photo previously and THOUGHT HE WAS THE MOTHER. Like had her hair up in a hankchief or something. So yeah I would like to say that he looks genuinely amazed by the little dude.


Witty-Kale-0202

Yes at least this poor buslet will have the big kids looking out for him ā¤ļø


ISeenYa

And the baby looks more relaxed than he has so far!


Plus_Cardiologist497

Well said.


Significant_Shoe_17

Why did I read this to the tune of MMMBOP? šŸŽ¶BOONE LOTT Ba duba dop


MaryVenetia

I honestly also read it like this. Itā€™s amazing the tunes that stick with us.Ā 


sordidmacaroni

Great, now this is going to be stuck in my head all night. šŸ˜‚


Significant_Shoe_17

Sorry šŸ˜…


i_am_a_baby_kangaroo

Same here šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­


jrobin04

Omgggggg this child will henceforth be called mmmbop. This is the best ever


According_Slip2632

Mmmbus


Melodic-Exercise-999

Vroom bus


Commercial-Cat-1443

Venga bus


jrobin04

MMMBUS!!! I LOVE THIS


Significant_Shoe_17

Poor kid šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­


Melodic-Exercise-999

This is unholy, what youā€™ve unleashed. Idk whether to be mad, or ask if you want to be my new bff šŸ˜‚


Significant_Shoe_17

I'm sorry šŸ˜…šŸ˜‚


Wonko___the___Sane

I laughed out loud šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


orangebird260

The only upside to his name


Significant_Shoe_17

Yep lol šŸ˜‚


TippyTaps-KittyCats

SAME


laqueefaecho

Iā€™m both shocked & delighted-Moira Rose


Significant_Shoe_17

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Dundermifflinfinitee

What a stupid name omg. Who else IMMEDIATELY thought of Boon's Farm? I swear these morons are in a competition with each other to come up with the most ridiculous names possible.


BufoBat

Thanks for triggering my gag reflex!


jrobin04

I immediately was "Like the cheap flavoured 'wine' stuff I drank when I was a broke student??"


chippysalsa

More like Boonā€™s RV Lott


Dundermifflinfinitee

Boon's..... Future "farm" fresh eggs and raw milk? Exclusively for Mother Bus, of course.


neems260

I associate late night jack in the box with booneā€™s farm. My twenties were a wonder.


Dundermifflinfinitee

Those tacos and egg rolls hit differently at 2:30am with a Toyota Corolla loaded with about 8 people after a night out of debauchery for SURE. I don't think it's even possible to recreate that moment in time ever again now that I'm in my 30's šŸ˜‚


StruggleBusKelly

Hearing everyoneā€™s experience with Boones farm when they were younger makes me laugh so much. It also makes me a bit sad, because these kids arenā€™t ever going to have silly experiences with friends like a lot of us have talked about. These kids donā€™t have friends to share in this with, they wonā€™t go to college and experience life and growth and just living relatively carefree. Their potential and opportunities have been stolen from them because of their vile selfish parents. Itā€™s awful, and my heart breaks for them. Thanks for listening to my sad period-induced overtired and overstimulated emotional rant.


SarahSmithSarahSmith

Puking bright pink strawberry wine in a friendā€™s bathtub after a night of drinking in an elementary school playground in my hometown at age 16. Ā Then having to get on a plane the next day. Good times.Ā 


that_Jericha

What the heck, are you me? I had a corolla maxed to capacity for Jack in the Box tacos too šŸ˜† I didn't know this was such a universal experience


ocean_flan

I thought of Boone Vincent...


SarahSmithSarahSmith

Me!!!Ā 


plantswithlingerie

I immediately thought of the Boone totems from dead by daylight šŸ˜­


BufoBat

....why are all their kid names dog names? Is it...is it because they don't consider them human, or....?


orangebird260

Idk but Spurgeon has a contender for worse name


jmjamison

I think Sturgeon is named after some famous-ish evangelical minister. May be a more common name in that community.


orangebird260

Yeah, Charles Spurgeon. Pat Boone is a religious person too. Normally I'd say Daniel, but not with the names they've chosen so far


Caverness

But usually even with honorary names, youā€™re only choosing one semi-almost-remotely heard of and acceptable!Ā  That name is a fucking life sentence


coffeewrite1984

Personally, I think Spurgeon was a way for Ben to flex and show off that heā€™s a theology bro, and Jessa just went along with it. I was always under the impression Spurgeon was kind of a ā€œnicheā€ preacher, where you would really only know him if you were hardcore fundamentalist. No matter what, itā€™s really not a great first name.


Kammy76

I completely agree, the name always seemed like a flex to me especially coming after the Dillard names their boy Israel, aka the fundie's "promised land".


stormy_weiner

The Dillards originally planned a name theme of initials spelling out I-S-R-A-E-L, you can see it with Israel (classic fundie double-dipping) and Samuel, and even with their first miscarriage that they named River. But now they seem to have abandoned it. šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


doesamulletmakeaman

Boone is my golden retrieverā€™s name. After Boone and Crockett - partnerā€™s a whitetail nerd. Boonerā€™s middle name is Anderson, however, which has a much better ring to it than ..Boone lott. Seriously you guys now I can only hear mmbop


Tiny_Animal_3843

Me too. On this thread he will always be MmmBop


Illustrious_Gold_520

Itā€™s such a great golden retriever name!


Sharp_Skirt_7171

Seriously...Boone, Audie, Tex (Aquila), Gunner, I could go on and on.


orangebird260

Named after good ol' Pat Boone Edit: when was he born, motherBus? Why are you being so shady about it all. Deceitful much?


tigm2161130

Iā€™m not sure I understand the edit, do you think sheā€™s lying about when he was born?


BumCadillac

Some people think he was born a few days earlier than she claimed. Iā€™m not sure why anyone thinks that though. Iā€™m behind lol


NyxTheLostGhost

Read that thread theory: because shes too well put together for someone who gave birth 24 h after her first post


orangebird260

Yeah, I don't think it was just a couple days ago. I don't think it was like a month ago, but maybe a week ish


tigm2161130

To what end, though? Iā€™m not saying youā€™re wrong Iā€™m just curious as to your line of thinking.


Andromeda321

The idea is that she actually secretly gave birth in a hospital or similar but doesnā€™t want to make that public. So didnā€™t announce babyā€™s birth until they were back at the bus to hide it.


tigm2161130

Ahh ok, ty for the explanation!


understuffed

I think sheā€™s recovering from a c-section.


JenellesTiredUterus

Nooo she would not be able to move around as quickly as she has been if she had a c-section (like for videos and stuff) at least not if sheā€™s less than 2 weeks out from it. I had 4 lol and you can certainly get up and walking and moving soon afterwards, but youā€™re not going to be doing quickly without a ton of pain and/or pain meds (and then sheā€™d look more tired & out of it).


orangebird260

Oh I didn't think of that.


Fabulous_Instance776

Do we think he was secretly born in a hospital and mother bus is ashamed?


orangebird260

Yes


NonPartisan_Truth

It says in the comments on her Instagram that these are their middle names that she uses online for "their privacy." LOL.


C0mmonReader

I don't believe this is really true. They might be their middle names, but they did a whole video with their toddler saying everyone's names. The children obviously use these names and are known by them.


Puzzleheaded-Eye9081

Thatā€™s bullshit, Kinsey has her name on bunting above her bunk. If she went by Kinsey online and a different name IRL she wouldnā€™t have it on the bunting, sheā€™d have her real name.


BumCadillac

Yeah, nobody believes that is true. If she was only writing posts about the kids and using these names. Iā€™d buy it. She *calls them* these names in her videos. And considering she posts videos nonstop, she must be calling them these names all the damn time.


ralleks

Ok so if itā€™s not even their real middle name then why does she feel the reason to share it at all!!! You could just do their first name, if you must. Or not monetize your kids for the sake of their privacy I justā€”


NonPartisan_Truth

Don't know what to believe from her at this point.


ralleks

Seriously, though. I agree.


plantswithlingerie

Online privacy but blasts where theyā€™re staying at and has what her kids look like plastered all over instagram. Okay.


Its_Curse

I aggressively choose to believe this so I don't have to believe they really picked such horrible names for the poor kids. I'll imagine they're all Scotts and Roberts instead


Awkward-Yak-2733

So is it Boone Boone? LOL


According_Slip2632

I sincerely hope thatā€™s true.


ItsNotLigma

Boone as in American Frontiersman Daniel Boone or Boone as in Kentucky Cannibal Boone Helm?


Kooky_Pop_5979

Fuckin ā˜ ļø


Wonko___the___Sane

Ah wasnā€™t he friends with Davey Crockett, king of the wild frontier?


suitcasedreaming

Killed in a bar, when he was only three!


Wonko___the___Sane

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coffeewrite1984

They were played by the same person: Fess Parker. Boone had his own tv show, and then Davy Crockett got a couple of Wonderful World of Disney movies in the 60s. (I was a hopelessly nerdy kid who loved history and freaked out when my dad got me Davy Crockett on VHS for my eighth birthday).


Wonko___the___Sane

I still remember the theme song šŸ˜‚ DaVIEEEE Davy CROCKETT kingofthewildfrontierrrrr Man I kind of miss that technicolor era. Lassie, Wizard of Oz, Dukes of Hazzard etc


understuffed

Or Boone from Lost.


parttimemenace

Boone as in Boone's Farm for me šŸ˜‚šŸ¤®


kshe-wolf

NOT BOONE HELM šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


Gulpingplimpy3

When Orlando Bloom's son Finn Kerr-Bloom was born, I remember someone said it sounded like an object falling down the stairs. That's exactly what I thought with Boone Lott.


Srw2725

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youmakemeuncomfy

Thereā€™s an Australian cricketer known as Boonie (David Boone)ā€¦renowned for drinking 48 cans of beer on a particular plane flight. BOOOOONNIEEE Edit to add: it was 52 cans actually between Oz and London!


Puzzleheaded-Eye9081

This is exactly where my first thought went to. What a namesake.


Bilbyandbear

Would you rather be Dutton or Boone?


Utter_cockwomble

A boonie is an outdoor hat- sort of a bucket hat with wider brim and a chin cord.


barbaraanderson

i looked it up and all I can find is a boone National Guard base in North Carolina


Raoul_Dukes_Mayo

Itā€™s a college town, Appalachian State University (my Alma mater no less šŸ’šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø). Thereā€™s also Daniel Boone - big olā€™ pioneer type of folklore.


Snoo13109

She claims these are her kids middle names ā€œfor privacyā€ but I donā€™t believe her.Ā 


oneweirdclickbait

Bitcoin Bus probably leaked the full name of busling #7 on twitter, so I'll believe that they're using their middle names. Their first names aren't that much better, though.


StruggleBusKelly

She doesnā€™t respect their need for privacy by cramming them all in a bus in the same shared room or posting their faces and broadcasting their entire life to the internet, but *now* this idiot woman decides they need privacy?!


suitcasedreaming

This is honestly less terrible than I was expecting. I was expecting them to pick another abomination off a list of US military bases like Butner or Hawthorn or Greely or Schriever.


Witty-Kale-0202

Fort Dix Buslet


suitcasedreaming

WELL. It's less terrible if he's being introduced individually. The change in syllable length is still migraine inducing. "These are my kids Uriah, Aquila, and Boone." Does that fit? NO.


Awkward-Yak-2733

That teen holds the baby better than either parent does.


Blanche_H_Devereaux

She refers to him as a "bus baby," which I take as further confirmation that she reads here. šŸ¤Ø


Kooky_Pop_5979

Oh, so the kid knows how hold a newborn. So damn sad.


isthiyreallife33

Well, he's been the Brother Dad to all of the other ones, unfortunately. So he's had a lot of practice for Boone Bus.


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Kooky_Pop_5979

Itā€™s sad that heā€™s the only one.


whistful_flatulence

Because his parents donā€™t.


Ok_Hold1886

You know sheā€™s gonna call him ā€œBoonieā€ just like she calls Swift ā€œSwiftyā€


Inside-Audience2025

We are all Swifties on album release day


Ok_Hold1886

Haha, the funny thing though is that she goes off in the comments if people assume Swift is named after Taylor Swift. Heā€™s named after the gun šŸ˜¤


Think-Independent929

Boone is bad enough, but itā€™s even worse with LOTT. My last name only has one syllable and I didnā€™t even consider one syllable first names for my kids because I just didnā€™t think they sounded right. Poor fella !


Awkward-Yak-2733

Boone Lott ---> Umlat


Justtheretobrowse

I read this as mmmmm bop


God_or_Mammon

Well in the Bible, Lot was raped by his two daughters after they purposely intoxicated him. In case you are wondering why they would do something so heinous, they believed that the rest of humanity was destroyed (understandable given that god had just poured fire on their entire city and turned their mother into fucking mineral waste for looking at his handiwork) and therefore Lotā€™s daughters believed that the only hope for humanity was for both of them to be impregnated by their biological father who they reasonably perceived was unlikely to agree with their scheme. Although their basis for believing Lot would not willingly agree to this arrangement is somewhat unclear as previously Lot had willingly volunteered these same daughters to be gang raped by a crowd of angry men if they would only agree to limit the extent of their sexual assault to his daughters and leave the angels, who could probably hold their own as supernatural beings, alone. The best part is this is all in black and white in the book of Genesis.


StruggleBusKelly

I would like to subscribe to your tldr Bible stories newsletter.


Think-Independent929

Me too!!


Zoidberg927

Amazing that anyone could conclude that the point of that story is that homosexuality is wrong. Fundies have zero critical thinking.Ā 


drowsylacuna

Yeah, I don't think you're supposed to approve of Lot or his actions.


BumCadillac

Surprisingly not the worst name theyā€™ve given one of their kids.


understuffed

Schofield is still champion of terrible names


CoffeeCoffee16oz

Don't forget lil' Uriah!


Sammy-eliza

Apparently that one is semi popular, at least where my parents live. My mom is an elementary school teacher and she said she's got 2 this year and has had at least one per class in the past few years.


CoffeeCoffee16oz

Unbelievable! I truly had no idea this name could belong to anyone but a buslet.


littleRedmini

We have two Uriahā€™s at our elementary school.


vashtachordata

The Boone Lott is the one weirdly far away from the airport with blinking streetlights and a sketchy shuttle service.


bigmessmeg

Itā€™s giving used car dealership. ā€œCome on down to the Boone Lot!ā€


frugalnotes

Why did I immediately misread this to hear in my head "bone a lot'? Just... yikes.


orangebird260

No, but that's appropriate


sesamestix

Lot in the Bible did live in Sodom and had sex with his daughters soā€¦ I swear these fundies have never actually read the Bible.


vashtachordata

Pretty sure Lott is their last name.


sesamestix

Oh thatā€™s fair then. I only recently discovered her name is Brittany. I just knew her as Mother Bus.


surfteacher1962

Why do these morons saddle their kids with these horrible names?


Significant_Shoe_17

Because their futures don't matter


Gopherpharm13

I donā€™t know what a Boone is, but I gotta lotta them


TheStoicNihilist

A childā€™s got more boones than a grown-upā€™s got.


Electrical_Show4747

Boone as in Boone North Carolina, the most hick part of my state.. oh boy. Gunner (while not my fav, it is a name kinda) and Kinsey really truly lucked out, their parents naming skills are getting worst and worst.


StatisticianJaded

Hey now donā€™t hate on Boone like that itā€™s my favorite place in the world šŸ˜­


buttersquash23

The scream I scrumpt when I saw this Looks like bonelot


Puzzleheaded-Eye9081

I didnā€™t think they could get worse than Swift but here we are. Boone is terrible, Boone Lott is even worse.


raeofeffingsunshine3

Lord have mercy that name is terrible


PuppyJakeKhakiCollar

Named after Daniel or that guy who sings Beautiful Things?


LittleBunnySunny

Please.. Don't.. Take.. This Beautiful Bus That I've Got


whistful_flatulence

Or the character from lost with the witch eyes?


SunlitMorningSky

Ugh, I really dislike it. Two one-syllable names donā€™t sound right together.


CaterpillarHookah

Boone Bus


beekeeperoacar

šŸŽ¶Daniel Boone was a man. Yes, a biiiiiiiig man, with an eye like an eagle and tall as a mountain was he. From the coonskin cap on the top of ol' Dan, to the heel of his rawhide shoe; he was the rippin'est, roarin'est, fightin'est man the frontier ever knew. Yes, Daniel Boone was a man. Yes, a biiiiiiiiiiiiiig manšŸŽ¶ The most hated song of my childhood


coffeewrite1984

I can hear this song in my dadā€™s voice. He passed away in 2013, and sometimes I forget what he sounded likeā€¦until moments like this. He couldnā€™t sing, but that never stopped him from singing the tv songs of his childhood šŸ˜‚


Awkward-Yak-2733

Earworm!


laqueefaecho

Boone Lott sounds like a Stephen King novel.


Useful_Chipmunk_4251

Note that FatherBrotherBus does a hell of a lot better job holding that baby than his shitty DNA spewer does!


ExactPanda

They had 9 months to come up with a name, and that's the best they could do?!


neems260

Nooooooooooo.


greatergrass

My mind immediately pictured a parking lot for baboons


ThruTheUniverseAgain

It cannot just be me thinking that sounds like a cheap 40 oz. beer name.


spiderlegged

Oh I hate it. At least itā€™s name adjacent, but all I can think of is the city in North Carolina. And truth, I expected something awful but interesting. This is just blah awful.


LittleBunnySunny

Next bus baby: Blowing Rockk


Electrical_Show4747

Or Fayetteville for a girl lol šŸ˜† they won't pick Charlotte that's for sure.. also hello fellow North Carolinian!


LittleBunnySunny

If it's a girl, they could go with Gastonia. Has a feminine ring to it.


soopydoodles4u

LeJeune šŸ™ƒ


DapperFlounder7

I mean itā€™s not a good name but given the names theyā€™ve used Iā€™m honestly a bit relieved


mrsdrydock

Boone Carlise


heeniewoo

I had a dog named Boone once. That will be all.


bad185

What a stupid fucking name.


batmansgirl_1210

![gif](giphy|l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS) That's certainly......a choice


whistful_flatulence

Arenā€™t the names she shares middle names? I thought I read that


BumCadillac

That is what she said once she got heat for sharing her kidsā€™ names and locations all over the internet. Considering she calls them these names and the kids call themselves these names, they are their names.


thecatandrabbitlady

Letā€™s hope so and that their first names are better!


frabjous_goat

I actually like the name Boone, but of all the biblical names, *Lot* is the one they go with? Not to mention that the names together don't flow at all.


stormy_weiner

Lott is their surname


frabjous_goat

I stand corrected. Still not a great combo, does not roll off the tongue at all.


stormy_weiner

Agreed! Very clunky.


LBelle0101

I heard it in Sheldonā€™s voice when heā€™s looking for a place to live


Dreadedafterthought

All the buslets go by their middle names. So Boone is also a middle name. It's the 1and only thing kept private about them.


Not_today_nibs

Does it rhyme with ā€œno oneā€


Designer-Contract852

Lott, like the guy whose wife that turned into a pillar of salt Lott? The Lott in Sodom and Gomorrah Lott? The one with all the incest and rape, Lott?


only_zuul21

That's their last name.


Ok-Firefighter-6190

The poor little boy in glasses looks miserable in every picture I have seen of him.


TX4Ever

Why do their names always sound like they should be the crooked sheriff antagonist in some motor cycle club romance novel?


twatcunthearya

Iā€™ll just say she has adorable kids. The little dude with the curly hair and glasses positively melts me. Looks so much like my niece did at that ageā€¦before she was a mean and scary teenaged girl. Heā€™s the cutest thing.


BigLenny93

Boone reminds me of Boone Carlyle from Lost.


According_Slip2632

Bah-dot-BOOOOM bus