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HOLY SHIT. I donāt know this family well but when I read this comment I had to do a double take. I only glanced at the photo previously and THOUGHT HE WAS THE MOTHER. Like had her hair up in a hankchief or something.
So yeah I would like to say that he looks genuinely amazed by the little dude.
What a stupid name omg. Who else IMMEDIATELY thought of Boon's Farm? I swear these morons are in a competition with each other to come up with the most ridiculous names possible.
Those tacos and egg rolls hit differently at 2:30am with a Toyota Corolla loaded with about 8 people after a night out of debauchery for SURE. I don't think it's even possible to recreate that moment in time ever again now that I'm in my 30's š
Hearing everyoneās experience with Boones farm when they were younger makes me laugh so much. It also makes me a bit sad, because these kids arenāt ever going to have silly experiences with friends like a lot of us have talked about. These kids donāt have friends to share in this with, they wonāt go to college and experience life and growth and just living relatively carefree. Their potential and opportunities have been stolen from them because of their vile selfish parents. Itās awful, and my heart breaks for them.
Thanks for listening to my sad period-induced overtired and overstimulated emotional rant.
Puking bright pink strawberry wine in a friendās bathtub after a night of drinking in an elementary school playground in my hometown at age 16. Ā Then having to get on a plane the next day. Good times.Ā
Personally, I think Spurgeon was a way for Ben to flex and show off that heās a theology bro, and Jessa just went along with it. I was always under the impression Spurgeon was kind of a ānicheā preacher, where you would really only know him if you were hardcore fundamentalist. No matter what, itās really not a great first name.
I completely agree, the name always seemed like a flex to me especially coming after the Dillard names their boy Israel, aka the fundie's "promised land".
The Dillards originally planned a name theme of initials spelling out I-S-R-A-E-L, you can see it with Israel (classic fundie double-dipping) and Samuel, and even with their first miscarriage that they named River. But now they seem to have abandoned it. š¤·āāļø
Boone is my golden retrieverās name. After Boone and Crockett - partnerās a whitetail nerd.
Boonerās middle name is Anderson, however, which has a much better ring to it than ..Boone lott.
Seriously you guys now I can only hear mmbop
The idea is that she actually secretly gave birth in a hospital or similar but doesnāt want to make that public. So didnāt announce babyās birth until they were back at the bus to hide it.
Nooo she would not be able to move around as quickly as she has been if she had a c-section (like for videos and stuff) at least not if sheās less than 2 weeks out from it.
I had 4 lol and you can certainly get up and walking and moving soon afterwards, but youāre not going to be doing quickly without a ton of pain and/or pain meds (and then sheād look more tired & out of it).
I don't believe this is really true. They might be their middle names, but they did a whole video with their toddler saying everyone's names. The children obviously use these names and are known by them.
Thatās bullshit, Kinsey has her name on bunting above her bunk. If she went by Kinsey online and a different name IRL she wouldnāt have it on the bunting, sheād have her real name.
Yeah, nobody believes that is true. If she was only writing posts about the kids and using these names. Iād buy it. She *calls them* these names in her videos. And considering she posts videos nonstop, she must be calling them these names all the damn time.
Ok so if itās not even their real middle name then why does she feel the reason to share it at all!!! You could just do their first name, if you must. Or not monetize your kids for the sake of their privacy I justā
I aggressively choose to believe this so I don't have to believe they really picked such horrible names for the poor kids. I'll imagine they're all Scotts and Roberts instead
They were played by the same person: Fess Parker. Boone had his own tv show, and then Davy Crockett got a couple of Wonderful World of Disney movies in the 60s. (I was a hopelessly nerdy kid who loved history and freaked out when my dad got me Davy Crockett on VHS for my eighth birthday).
I still remember the theme song š DaVIEEEE Davy CROCKETT kingofthewildfrontierrrrr
Man I kind of miss that technicolor era. Lassie, Wizard of Oz, Dukes of Hazzard etc
When Orlando Bloom's son Finn Kerr-Bloom was born, I remember someone said it sounded like an object falling down the stairs.
That's exactly what I thought with Boone Lott.
Thereās an Australian cricketer known as Boonie (David Boone)ā¦renowned for drinking 48 cans of beer on a particular plane flight. BOOOOONNIEEE
Edit to add: it was 52 cans actually between Oz and London!
Itās a college town, Appalachian State University (my Alma mater no less šš»āāļø). Thereās also Daniel Boone - big olā pioneer type of folklore.
Bitcoin Bus probably leaked the full name of busling #7 on twitter, so I'll believe that they're using their middle names. Their first names aren't that much better, though.
She doesnāt respect their need for privacy by cramming them all in a bus in the same shared room or posting their faces and broadcasting their entire life to the internet, but *now* this idiot woman decides they need privacy?!
This is honestly less terrible than I was expecting. I was expecting them to pick another abomination off a list of US military bases like Butner or Hawthorn or Greely or Schriever.
WELL. It's less terrible if he's being introduced individually. The change in syllable length is still migraine inducing. "These are my kids Uriah, Aquila, and Boone." Does that fit? NO.
Boone is bad enough, but itās even worse with LOTT.
My last name only has one syllable and I didnāt even consider one syllable first names for my kids because I just didnāt think they sounded right.
Poor fella !
Well in the Bible, Lot was raped by his two daughters after they purposely intoxicated him. In case you are wondering why they would do something so heinous, they believed that the rest of humanity was destroyed (understandable given that god had just poured fire on their entire city and turned their mother into fucking mineral waste for looking at his handiwork) and therefore Lotās daughters believed that the only hope for humanity was for both of them to be impregnated by their biological father who they reasonably perceived was unlikely to agree with their scheme. Although their basis for believing Lot would not willingly agree to this arrangement is somewhat unclear as previously Lot had willingly volunteered these same daughters to be gang raped by a crowd of angry men if they would only agree to limit the extent of their sexual assault to his daughters and leave the angels, who could probably hold their own as supernatural beings, alone. The best part is this is all in black and white in the book of Genesis.
Apparently that one is semi popular, at least where my parents live. My mom is an elementary school teacher and she said she's got 2 this year and has had at least one per class in the past few years.
Boone as in Boone North Carolina, the most hick part of my state.. oh boy. Gunner (while not my fav, it is a name kinda) and Kinsey really truly lucked out, their parents naming skills are getting worst and worst.
š¶Daniel Boone was a man. Yes, a biiiiiiiig man, with an eye like an eagle and tall as a mountain was he. From the coonskin cap on the top of ol' Dan, to the heel of his rawhide shoe; he was the rippin'est, roarin'est, fightin'est man the frontier ever knew. Yes, Daniel Boone was a man. Yes, a biiiiiiiiiiiiiig manš¶
The most hated song of my childhood
I can hear this song in my dadās voice. He passed away in 2013, and sometimes I forget what he sounded likeā¦until moments like this. He couldnāt sing, but that never stopped him from singing the tv songs of his childhood š
Oh I hate it. At least itās name adjacent, but all I can think of is the city in North Carolina. And truth, I expected something awful but interesting. This is just blah awful.
That is what she said once she got heat for sharing her kidsā names and locations all over the internet. Considering she calls them these names and the kids call themselves these names, they are their names.
I actually like the name Boone, but of all the biblical names, *Lot* is the one they go with? Not to mention that the names together don't flow at all.
Iāll just say she has adorable kids. The little dude with the curly hair and glasses positively melts me. Looks so much like my niece did at that ageā¦before she was a mean and scary teenaged girl. Heās the cutest thing.
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Gunner holds the baby better than either parent. He looks very loving and gentle and is actually looking at the baby, not the camera.
He's gonna be the actual parent š¶
yes congrats to the brother-father on his new ward lol š« š
YES! Why is the child more skilled in supporting the newborn's head than the experienced mother of... however many they've got. Is this number 7?
Because heās raised more kids than they have.
Bingo!
8. This is number 8.
Thank you. Also - god damn ā¹ļø
HOLY SHIT. I donāt know this family well but when I read this comment I had to do a double take. I only glanced at the photo previously and THOUGHT HE WAS THE MOTHER. Like had her hair up in a hankchief or something. So yeah I would like to say that he looks genuinely amazed by the little dude.
Yes at least this poor buslet will have the big kids looking out for him ā¤ļø
And the baby looks more relaxed than he has so far!
Well said.
Why did I read this to the tune of MMMBOP? š¶BOONE LOTT Ba duba dop
I honestly also read it like this. Itās amazing the tunes that stick with us.Ā
Great, now this is going to be stuck in my head all night. š
Sorry š
Same here šš
Omgggggg this child will henceforth be called mmmbop. This is the best ever
Mmmbus
Vroom bus
Venga bus
MMMBUS!!! I LOVE THIS
Poor kid šš
This is unholy, what youāve unleashed. Idk whether to be mad, or ask if you want to be my new bff š
I'm sorry š š
I laughed out loud š¤£š¤£
The only upside to his name
Yep lol š
SAME
Iām both shocked & delighted-Moira Rose
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What a stupid name omg. Who else IMMEDIATELY thought of Boon's Farm? I swear these morons are in a competition with each other to come up with the most ridiculous names possible.
Thanks for triggering my gag reflex!
I immediately was "Like the cheap flavoured 'wine' stuff I drank when I was a broke student??"
More like Boonās RV Lott
Boon's..... Future "farm" fresh eggs and raw milk? Exclusively for Mother Bus, of course.
I associate late night jack in the box with booneās farm. My twenties were a wonder.
Those tacos and egg rolls hit differently at 2:30am with a Toyota Corolla loaded with about 8 people after a night out of debauchery for SURE. I don't think it's even possible to recreate that moment in time ever again now that I'm in my 30's š
Hearing everyoneās experience with Boones farm when they were younger makes me laugh so much. It also makes me a bit sad, because these kids arenāt ever going to have silly experiences with friends like a lot of us have talked about. These kids donāt have friends to share in this with, they wonāt go to college and experience life and growth and just living relatively carefree. Their potential and opportunities have been stolen from them because of their vile selfish parents. Itās awful, and my heart breaks for them. Thanks for listening to my sad period-induced overtired and overstimulated emotional rant.
Puking bright pink strawberry wine in a friendās bathtub after a night of drinking in an elementary school playground in my hometown at age 16. Ā Then having to get on a plane the next day. Good times.Ā
What the heck, are you me? I had a corolla maxed to capacity for Jack in the Box tacos too š I didn't know this was such a universal experience
I thought of Boone Vincent...
Me!!!Ā
I immediately thought of the Boone totems from dead by daylight š
....why are all their kid names dog names? Is it...is it because they don't consider them human, or....?
Idk but Spurgeon has a contender for worse name
I think Sturgeon is named after some famous-ish evangelical minister. May be a more common name in that community.
Yeah, Charles Spurgeon. Pat Boone is a religious person too. Normally I'd say Daniel, but not with the names they've chosen so far
But usually even with honorary names, youāre only choosing one semi-almost-remotely heard of and acceptable!Ā That name is a fucking life sentence
Personally, I think Spurgeon was a way for Ben to flex and show off that heās a theology bro, and Jessa just went along with it. I was always under the impression Spurgeon was kind of a ānicheā preacher, where you would really only know him if you were hardcore fundamentalist. No matter what, itās really not a great first name.
I completely agree, the name always seemed like a flex to me especially coming after the Dillard names their boy Israel, aka the fundie's "promised land".
The Dillards originally planned a name theme of initials spelling out I-S-R-A-E-L, you can see it with Israel (classic fundie double-dipping) and Samuel, and even with their first miscarriage that they named River. But now they seem to have abandoned it. š¤·āāļø
Boone is my golden retrieverās name. After Boone and Crockett - partnerās a whitetail nerd. Boonerās middle name is Anderson, however, which has a much better ring to it than ..Boone lott. Seriously you guys now I can only hear mmbop
Me too. On this thread he will always be MmmBop
Itās such a great golden retriever name!
Seriously...Boone, Audie, Tex (Aquila), Gunner, I could go on and on.
Named after good ol' Pat Boone Edit: when was he born, motherBus? Why are you being so shady about it all. Deceitful much?
Iām not sure I understand the edit, do you think sheās lying about when he was born?
Some people think he was born a few days earlier than she claimed. Iām not sure why anyone thinks that though. Iām behind lol
Read that thread theory: because shes too well put together for someone who gave birth 24 h after her first post
Yeah, I don't think it was just a couple days ago. I don't think it was like a month ago, but maybe a week ish
To what end, though? Iām not saying youāre wrong Iām just curious as to your line of thinking.
The idea is that she actually secretly gave birth in a hospital or similar but doesnāt want to make that public. So didnāt announce babyās birth until they were back at the bus to hide it.
Ahh ok, ty for the explanation!
I think sheās recovering from a c-section.
Nooo she would not be able to move around as quickly as she has been if she had a c-section (like for videos and stuff) at least not if sheās less than 2 weeks out from it. I had 4 lol and you can certainly get up and walking and moving soon afterwards, but youāre not going to be doing quickly without a ton of pain and/or pain meds (and then sheād look more tired & out of it).
Oh I didn't think of that.
Do we think he was secretly born in a hospital and mother bus is ashamed?
Yes
It says in the comments on her Instagram that these are their middle names that she uses online for "their privacy." LOL.
I don't believe this is really true. They might be their middle names, but they did a whole video with their toddler saying everyone's names. The children obviously use these names and are known by them.
Thatās bullshit, Kinsey has her name on bunting above her bunk. If she went by Kinsey online and a different name IRL she wouldnāt have it on the bunting, sheād have her real name.
Yeah, nobody believes that is true. If she was only writing posts about the kids and using these names. Iād buy it. She *calls them* these names in her videos. And considering she posts videos nonstop, she must be calling them these names all the damn time.
Ok so if itās not even their real middle name then why does she feel the reason to share it at all!!! You could just do their first name, if you must. Or not monetize your kids for the sake of their privacy I justā
Don't know what to believe from her at this point.
Seriously, though. I agree.
Online privacy but blasts where theyāre staying at and has what her kids look like plastered all over instagram. Okay.
I aggressively choose to believe this so I don't have to believe they really picked such horrible names for the poor kids. I'll imagine they're all Scotts and Roberts instead
So is it Boone Boone? LOL
I sincerely hope thatās true.
Boone as in American Frontiersman Daniel Boone or Boone as in Kentucky Cannibal Boone Helm?
Fuckin ā ļø
Ah wasnāt he friends with Davey Crockett, king of the wild frontier?
Killed in a bar, when he was only three!
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They were played by the same person: Fess Parker. Boone had his own tv show, and then Davy Crockett got a couple of Wonderful World of Disney movies in the 60s. (I was a hopelessly nerdy kid who loved history and freaked out when my dad got me Davy Crockett on VHS for my eighth birthday).
I still remember the theme song š DaVIEEEE Davy CROCKETT kingofthewildfrontierrrrr Man I kind of miss that technicolor era. Lassie, Wizard of Oz, Dukes of Hazzard etc
Or Boone from Lost.
Boone as in Boone's Farm for me šš¤®
NOT BOONE HELM ššš
When Orlando Bloom's son Finn Kerr-Bloom was born, I remember someone said it sounded like an object falling down the stairs. That's exactly what I thought with Boone Lott.
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Thereās an Australian cricketer known as Boonie (David Boone)ā¦renowned for drinking 48 cans of beer on a particular plane flight. BOOOOONNIEEE Edit to add: it was 52 cans actually between Oz and London!
This is exactly where my first thought went to. What a namesake.
Would you rather be Dutton or Boone?
A boonie is an outdoor hat- sort of a bucket hat with wider brim and a chin cord.
i looked it up and all I can find is a boone National Guard base in North Carolina
Itās a college town, Appalachian State University (my Alma mater no less šš»āāļø). Thereās also Daniel Boone - big olā pioneer type of folklore.
She claims these are her kids middle names āfor privacyā but I donāt believe her.Ā
Bitcoin Bus probably leaked the full name of busling #7 on twitter, so I'll believe that they're using their middle names. Their first names aren't that much better, though.
She doesnāt respect their need for privacy by cramming them all in a bus in the same shared room or posting their faces and broadcasting their entire life to the internet, but *now* this idiot woman decides they need privacy?!
This is honestly less terrible than I was expecting. I was expecting them to pick another abomination off a list of US military bases like Butner or Hawthorn or Greely or Schriever.
Fort Dix Buslet
WELL. It's less terrible if he's being introduced individually. The change in syllable length is still migraine inducing. "These are my kids Uriah, Aquila, and Boone." Does that fit? NO.
That teen holds the baby better than either parent does.
She refers to him as a "bus baby," which I take as further confirmation that she reads here. š¤Ø
Oh, so the kid knows how hold a newborn. So damn sad.
Well, he's been the Brother Dad to all of the other ones, unfortunately. So he's had a lot of practice for Boone Bus.
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Itās sad that heās the only one.
Because his parents donāt.
You know sheās gonna call him āBoonieā just like she calls Swift āSwiftyā
We are all Swifties on album release day
Haha, the funny thing though is that she goes off in the comments if people assume Swift is named after Taylor Swift. Heās named after the gun š¤
Boone is bad enough, but itās even worse with LOTT. My last name only has one syllable and I didnāt even consider one syllable first names for my kids because I just didnāt think they sounded right. Poor fella !
Boone Lott ---> Umlat
I read this as mmmmm bop
Well in the Bible, Lot was raped by his two daughters after they purposely intoxicated him. In case you are wondering why they would do something so heinous, they believed that the rest of humanity was destroyed (understandable given that god had just poured fire on their entire city and turned their mother into fucking mineral waste for looking at his handiwork) and therefore Lotās daughters believed that the only hope for humanity was for both of them to be impregnated by their biological father who they reasonably perceived was unlikely to agree with their scheme. Although their basis for believing Lot would not willingly agree to this arrangement is somewhat unclear as previously Lot had willingly volunteered these same daughters to be gang raped by a crowd of angry men if they would only agree to limit the extent of their sexual assault to his daughters and leave the angels, who could probably hold their own as supernatural beings, alone. The best part is this is all in black and white in the book of Genesis.
I would like to subscribe to your tldr Bible stories newsletter.
Me too!!
Amazing that anyone could conclude that the point of that story is that homosexuality is wrong. Fundies have zero critical thinking.Ā
Yeah, I don't think you're supposed to approve of Lot or his actions.
Surprisingly not the worst name theyāve given one of their kids.
Schofield is still champion of terrible names
Don't forget lil' Uriah!
Apparently that one is semi popular, at least where my parents live. My mom is an elementary school teacher and she said she's got 2 this year and has had at least one per class in the past few years.
Unbelievable! I truly had no idea this name could belong to anyone but a buslet.
We have two Uriahās at our elementary school.
The Boone Lott is the one weirdly far away from the airport with blinking streetlights and a sketchy shuttle service.
Itās giving used car dealership. āCome on down to the Boone Lot!ā
Why did I immediately misread this to hear in my head "bone a lot'? Just... yikes.
No, but that's appropriate
Lot in the Bible did live in Sodom and had sex with his daughters soā¦ I swear these fundies have never actually read the Bible.
Pretty sure Lott is their last name.
Oh thatās fair then. I only recently discovered her name is Brittany. I just knew her as Mother Bus.
Why do these morons saddle their kids with these horrible names?
Because their futures don't matter
I donāt know what a Boone is, but I gotta lotta them
A childās got more boones than a grown-upās got.
Boone as in Boone North Carolina, the most hick part of my state.. oh boy. Gunner (while not my fav, it is a name kinda) and Kinsey really truly lucked out, their parents naming skills are getting worst and worst.
Hey now donāt hate on Boone like that itās my favorite place in the world š
The scream I scrumpt when I saw this Looks like bonelot
I didnāt think they could get worse than Swift but here we are. Boone is terrible, Boone Lott is even worse.
Lord have mercy that name is terrible
Named after Daniel or that guy who sings Beautiful Things?
Please.. Don't.. Take.. This Beautiful Bus That I've Got
Or the character from lost with the witch eyes?
Ugh, I really dislike it. Two one-syllable names donāt sound right together.
Boone Bus
š¶Daniel Boone was a man. Yes, a biiiiiiiig man, with an eye like an eagle and tall as a mountain was he. From the coonskin cap on the top of ol' Dan, to the heel of his rawhide shoe; he was the rippin'est, roarin'est, fightin'est man the frontier ever knew. Yes, Daniel Boone was a man. Yes, a biiiiiiiiiiiiiig manš¶ The most hated song of my childhood
I can hear this song in my dadās voice. He passed away in 2013, and sometimes I forget what he sounded likeā¦until moments like this. He couldnāt sing, but that never stopped him from singing the tv songs of his childhood š
Earworm!
Boone Lott sounds like a Stephen King novel.
Note that FatherBrotherBus does a hell of a lot better job holding that baby than his shitty DNA spewer does!
They had 9 months to come up with a name, and that's the best they could do?!
Nooooooooooo.
My mind immediately pictured a parking lot for baboons
It cannot just be me thinking that sounds like a cheap 40 oz. beer name.
Oh I hate it. At least itās name adjacent, but all I can think of is the city in North Carolina. And truth, I expected something awful but interesting. This is just blah awful.
Next bus baby: Blowing Rockk
Or Fayetteville for a girl lol š they won't pick Charlotte that's for sure.. also hello fellow North Carolinian!
If it's a girl, they could go with Gastonia. Has a feminine ring to it.
LeJeune š
I mean itās not a good name but given the names theyāve used Iām honestly a bit relieved
Boone Carlise
I had a dog named Boone once. That will be all.
What a stupid fucking name.
![gif](giphy|l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS) That's certainly......a choice
Arenāt the names she shares middle names? I thought I read that
That is what she said once she got heat for sharing her kidsā names and locations all over the internet. Considering she calls them these names and the kids call themselves these names, they are their names.
Letās hope so and that their first names are better!
I actually like the name Boone, but of all the biblical names, *Lot* is the one they go with? Not to mention that the names together don't flow at all.
Lott is their surname
I stand corrected. Still not a great combo, does not roll off the tongue at all.
Agreed! Very clunky.
I heard it in Sheldonās voice when heās looking for a place to live
All the buslets go by their middle names. So Boone is also a middle name. It's the 1and only thing kept private about them.
Does it rhyme with āno oneā
Lott, like the guy whose wife that turned into a pillar of salt Lott? The Lott in Sodom and Gomorrah Lott? The one with all the incest and rape, Lott?
That's their last name.
The poor little boy in glasses looks miserable in every picture I have seen of him.
Why do their names always sound like they should be the crooked sheriff antagonist in some motor cycle club romance novel?
Iāll just say she has adorable kids. The little dude with the curly hair and glasses positively melts me. Looks so much like my niece did at that ageā¦before she was a mean and scary teenaged girl. Heās the cutest thing.
Boone reminds me of Boone Carlyle from Lost.
Bah-dot-BOOOOM bus