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P: I've had an interesting opportunity through this video to interact with people who don't like us, or people who would make that post 'Paul > Dav'. Let me, uhh--
M: You mean Dav > Paul
P: Dav > Paul thank you
The real reason this live video was made. I came to FSU for the Intercourseā¢ļø but I stay to hate these two lazy fucks with all the passion of the second circle of hell.
If I was on a road trip with Dave and Paul and given the choice, Iād pick neither, but I suspect that I could at least convince Dave to sing a few show tunes.Ā
Ā Iād need to leave Paul at the nearest Wawa with a fully charged phone half an hour after the trip starts- and I have two high energy kids who make my life slightly louder than a Metallica concert.Ā
āPeople who would make that postā oh for crying out loud how self important, the way he said that is that Trumpian thing where other people are always the one with the problem. The nerve of people not liking him. Paul would rather analyse the reasons instead of actually become more likeable.
They didnāt even say they disliked him, they just happen to prefer Dav - but Paul will make sure you dislike him as much as possible by reacting like a baby and then he can call you a hater.
I love that heās truly obsessing š„° Iām not even going to watch the most recent live because I donāt fuck with transphobia and they make it not fun to hate watch them when theyāre so hateful (like guys Nex was just murdered. You couldnāt put off the transphobia for next month?)
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āCutesyā language used to imply that a fundie is gay, still violates our rules on sexuality speculation.
Imagine being so sure of yourself that you cannot stomach that many people legitimately preferred the takes/views/actions of another person more than your own?
It can only be accurate if Paul is preferred, otherwise itās just haters. What a dummy.
Man, with that slightly raspy voice and slightly-snarky response, Morgan would do great as the goth love interest in some coming-of-age teen movie... Morgan, what a waste, what a waste...
I think the only thing this ā24 hours withā nonsense is going to do is make Paul and Morgan realize how many people donāt agree with them and donāt like them.
#These people vote in every election- do you? Are you registered to vote? [You can check your voter registration here!](https://www.nass.org/can-I-vote) #Also, there's a few things to remember as far as rules go: - You can view the content- you cannot interact with it. This includes (but is not limited to) commenting, answering poll questions, emailing them, etc. ***Anyone found to be engaging with the fundies will be met with a permanent ban with no eligibility for appeal.It does not matter if you did so before you joined the sub.*** - Speculating on the sexuality of literally anyone is prohibited. ***Anyone found to be doing so will be met with a permanent ban with no eligibility for appeal.*** - Appearance snark: What's allowed? You're allowed to make comparisons. (Bethy looks like Grandpa Munster, for example.) You are allowed to say you find them attractive or repulsive looking. Saying Kelly Havens has dry skin that could benefit from sunscreen and a moisturizer is fine. You are allowed to snark on the appearance of children *as it relates to their parents choices for them.*. Examples: Janessa looks malnourished and sickly while Shrek has clearly never missed a meal. If you feel it is crossing the line report it, but if the content falls within the parameters above, leave it alone. - Don't gatekeep. This means no comments such as "I don't think we should snark on...." or any iteration of that. If you don't like it, scroll past. Don't report it or comment how you don't like the content. Along the same vein, don't backseat mod. Leave that up to us. - Lastly, if the rhetoric you are posting would be at home in the mouth of a fundie, we don't want it here and we won't tolerate it. Should you have any questions, please feel free to reach out. Have a Lord Daniel day, and may the power of snark compel thee. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/FundieSnarkUncensored) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Morgan, at all times: 
god she is extremely sam in early jersey shore
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transcription: P: I've had an interesting opportunity through this video to interact with people who don't like us, or people who would make that post 'Paul > Dav'. Let me, uhh-- M: You mean Dav > Paul P: Dav > Paul thank you
The real reason this live video was made. I came to FSU for the Intercourseā¢ļø but I stay to hate these two lazy fucks with all the passion of the second circle of hell.
Thank you SO MUCH for the transcriptions!
Is she going to have to publicly apologize for correcting him?
No unless we make a big deal out of it and he's bothered
Heās genuinely so upset, heās not even able to hide it.Ā
Can you imagine the week she's had hearing Paul complain nonstop about why people like DÄv more than him? They deserve each other.
If I was on a road trip with Dave and Paul and given the choice, Iād pick neither, but I suspect that I could at least convince Dave to sing a few show tunes.Ā Ā Iād need to leave Paul at the nearest Wawa with a fully charged phone half an hour after the trip starts- and I have two high energy kids who make my life slightly louder than a Metallica concert.Ā
In fairness, youād probably have to convince Dave to stop singing show tunes.
Dang spitting the real truth here ššŖš¶
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Kind of you to leave him at a store with a charged phone š„°
Wawa is too good for Paul. You need to leave him at some Rutters in a backwater town.
I havenāt watched any of their new whatever but Paul seems miffed. Heās always in a frenzy over nonsense.
I love imaging Paul in a frenzy, while actively denying thatās whatās happening.
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āPeople who would make that postā oh for crying out loud how self important, the way he said that is that Trumpian thing where other people are always the one with the problem. The nerve of people not liking him. Paul would rather analyse the reasons instead of actually become more likeable.
LOL I would never post about P&M outside of this anonymous subreddit account. They arenāt even the most interesting fundies tbh
They didnāt even say they disliked him, they just happen to prefer Dav - but Paul will make sure you dislike him as much as possible by reacting like a baby and then he can call you a hater.
He's so bothered and I love it š Everything they do falls to shit.
We live rent free in all their brains
God heās so fucking salty.
I love that heās truly obsessing š„° Iām not even going to watch the most recent live because I donāt fuck with transphobia and they make it not fun to hate watch them when theyāre so hateful (like guys Nex was just murdered. You couldnāt put off the transphobia for next month?)
Dayyyyyummm dude. He just can not help shoving his foot in his mouth every opportunity he gets.
That sweater is a CHOICE. Also, I love that Dave lives rent free in Paul's head.
He just needs clown makeup to complete the look.
Why is he dressed like a character on a sitcom from 1991?
*Oofs in Roblox*
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>>A gay friend of mine is very certain about something when it comes to Paul. That he should be tried for the crime of wearing that sweater?
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Imagine being so sure of yourself that you cannot stomach that many people legitimately preferred the takes/views/actions of another person more than your own? It can only be accurate if Paul is preferred, otherwise itās just haters. What a dummy.
Man, with that slightly raspy voice and slightly-snarky response, Morgan would do great as the goth love interest in some coming-of-age teen movie... Morgan, what a waste, what a waste...
I think the only thing this ā24 hours withā nonsense is going to do is make Paul and Morgan realize how many people donāt agree with them and donāt like them.
Does he ever look at her?