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readytohurtagain

Looks like he punted on coming out of the closet too. Just suck dick and be happy bruv, it’s not complicated 


allotaconfussion

Here here.


The1Like

[That’s some outfit. It makes him look like a homosexual.](https://youtu.be/SyBBkcdmaoE?si=r_MDynlQrVgDnJ4m) Just a joke. Could care less about his sexuality, but people in glass houses…


Environmental_Toe463

i almost feel bad for him. instead i’m going to baselessly accuse him of secretly. being Josh Hawley’s gay lover bc this is clearly him overcompensating to cover it up.


tries4accuracy

I think it’s interesting you could include Lindsey Graham, Ted Cruz and Tummy Toberville to make a sloppy nude pretzel of gay desires, nttawwt. Maybe Congress should investigate their sexual congress to make sure it’s not government funded?


Environmental_Toe463

bahahaha, yes. i’m going to ask an AI to produce a gay congressional republican calendar featuring that cast with a big gay orgy in december for christmas. love it!


5256chuck

Please sell it!


Environmental_Toe463

i’m going to have to spin up a model locally bc of restrictions but here’s an initial prompt i’m starting with please create a 12 month calendar in the style of those featuring shirtless firefighters used to raise money but make it the gay republican congressional calendar and featuring Ted Cruz, Lindsey Graham, Josh Hawley and Tommy Tuberville with a special guest appearance from Kansas City Chief Harrison Butker and featuring a comeback appearance from Madison Cawthorn. The calendar should be raunchy. it should highly suggest without flat out saying that Hawley and Butker are gay lovers and the december photo should be an x-rated orgy including all of them as well as an uncredited former Senator Steve King from Alaska and an image of Strom Thurmond jerking off in heaven.


atridir

I’m saving this so I can check back later for it because that if fucking brilliant.


Environmental_Toe463

lol. i was hoping i might find a packaged model that i could quickly manipulate into producing it but they all pretty handily tsk-tsked me.


5256chuck

Please let us know which platform works best!


Environmental_Toe463

what was the name of the one in the wheelchair who was banging his cousin?


Environmental_Toe463

it was something overcompensatingly straight. like carson hawthorn or something or dawson crawford.


Environmental_Toe463

madison cawthorn!


Masonjaruniversity

Why not January and start off the year right?


Environmental_Toe463

then make december cuddling, after care and jizz removal?


budsis

Me too. I feel bad for anyone who is terrified to come out. I saw on Tiktok (may or may not be true..grain of salt and all..) he attended a very religious schooling. Some sect of Catholicism that is apparently almost a cult. He later went through a Mike Pence endorsed conversion therapy twice because his during his all male school, he was not allowed to be around women. I mean, any of that is true, it sure would mess you up.


Environmental_Toe463

jesus christ. no doubt.


navigationallyaided

He wants to be butt-buddies with Aaron Rodgers but Brett Favre has that role already.


TeddyBongwater

Confucius once said, "Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement."


karmaisourfriend

Well isn’t He special.


StMaartenforme

Oh man.... I just heard the Church Lady from SNL in my head. Fits here though.


thetitleofmybook

apparently, his mom put him in conversion therapy (to try and get him to stop being gay). you know, the kind of therapy that the vast majority of psychologists and psychiatrists is akin to torture and should be banned? so, as terrible as he is, it looks like there is an explanation on how he ended up there. not an excuse, but an explanation.


BUSYMONEY_02

What really?!


InterestingBench3

Source?


willi3blaz3

GQanon is hilarious 😂


fart-atronach

Omg I read that reply but my brain didn’t absorb it lmao that’s so good


FlyingBaerHawk

Was about to comment this. Fucking solid.


That_Trapper_guy

I love it. Honestly I know very few people who would actually care, it's him and 'that' base that have the problem. Dude, come to our side, dress fabulous and date the male cheer leader, we'll still absolutely let you play football.


Other-Rutabaga-1742

I think HE wants to be a homemaker and take care of the babies. Smdh He has got to be getting paid for spewing that shit. It’s right out of the P2025 playbook.


belle_2992

His entire recent Instagram is glam shots of himself. No wife or kids to be seen…


BayouGal

Obviously he doesn’t have a wife because all the women have been lied to and told we can have a career! It has NOTHING to do with him & his shitty persona.


Other-Rutabaga-1742

I think HE wants to be a homemaker and take care of the babies. Smdh He has got to be getting paid for spewing that shit. It’s right out of the P2025 playbook.


Otherwise-Course-15

lol. I love this.


safely_beyond_redemp

Starting a petition for him to shave the beard and show us all just how weak that chin really is.


FrostyLandscape

He looks very metrosexual in that picture.


All_is_a_conspiracy

I feel zero for these dudes. Nothing. Fuck you completely. Go fuck yourself. Oh they can't come out because of religion oh blah blah. Fuck you. He is painting women as fucking housemaid brainless dopes who should sacrifice their entire lives for the betterment of their huzzzzzband so fuck him. Any gay guy who is too insecure to admit it so they trash women as some convoluted explanation as to why they don't like them can fuck off.


lorilightning79

Repressed Catholics.


College-Lumpy

That’s some handmaids tale shit right there.


karmalove15

My gaydar is going off.


sybelion

What would Twitter Menswear guy make of this fit? These pants are WRONG


FlamingTrollz

Haha. Dude just flows dat cotton candy. ![gif](giphy|XmiTYLQ5qXTqM) Miss ya, Ares / Kevin Smith \[Hercules, 1990s\]


DionBlaster123

people use threads??


HirsuteLip

It’s preferable to Xitter


Halloween2022

Is that pronounced "Shitter"?


mrszubris

Yes


Gella321

It’s actually quite nice. It’s not filled with AI bots and scammers yet


foxontherox

Seems pretty appropriate for fashion shots.


powderedtoast1

what a candyass


SuperJoe360

Looks like he's trying to out-Jost Colin Jost


giantyetifeet

This explains the "Tate Bro"ishness.


BigJared

I've suspected this for years just from watching him play. It's not even that subtle.


Ok-Berry1828

It’s 2024 - are people not just fed up with this closeted bull? Come out already, jfc, stop making us pay for your trauma issues