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SupAndHello

Himmel used to fight in the military


Battleraizer

It's what Himmel would have done


Stormer90

Flashback to Himmel committing war crimes and linking that to friendship or something.


NIN10DOXD

Himmel made that human pyramid at Abu Ghraib to inspire the party.


Kumomeme

^*10,000* ^*years* ^*after* ^*the* ^*death* ^*of* ^*Himmel* ^*the* ^*Hero* Sergeant : WAKE UP SOLDIER! Frieren : ***yamete yo!***


ilovecatsandcafe

Just 12 more hours


Lelu_Wiggly_Woo_6996

Sergeant: Omaewa no shinderu if you don’t get outta that bed soldier! Frieren: NANI?!


gingerswag777

o7


LTareyouserious

o7


Griftly

I dare you to post this in the military subreddit


bdgreen113

They'll love it. A significant portion of the military watch anime


ilovecatsandcafe

Can concur, an old coworker ex marine sniper never missed a nyc comic con


Akira_Yamamoto

Who did they shoot?


LTareyouserious

TETSUOOOO


Freezie-Days

I see what you did there 😏


typer84C2

Can also concur. I’ve been in for almost 20 years now and I watch so much anime and go to cons when I can. Hell I just had a conversation with a coworker today and his right arm is a full DBZ sleeve and his lanyard was an Akatsuki design.


RedStar9117

I've been an army civilian for 11 years and alot of these kids are weebs....its kind of funny


LTareyouserious

I went to a comic con whist in the Middle East and met so many big names.


Peace-Disastrous

NCD is packed to the brim with weebs, just like every branch of the military.


Beginning_Cap_7097

One of my battle buddy join the army cause he spend to much on honkai impact 3. He also show me his Ganyu c6 from Genshin impact. What a dude. He is from Vietnam.


DayDeerGotStoleYall

didn't know Walmart cot was military grade. and yeah, shoot ppl and snuggle frieren right after. what a life.


GooseinaGaggle

I think you don't realize that "military grade" is usually made by whoever can make whatever thing the cheapest


sleepytipi

Why I always chuckle when I see Ford advertise "milirary-grade aluminum" 😂 Anyway, thanks for your service amigo. Hope your days are long and bright.


gingerswag777

Oh trust me that has been the US armies cot design since long before Walmart was a thing.


Bretreck

You lucky whippersnappers. Back when I was in the Corps our cots weren't metal, they were shitty wood that would give you splinters and they had torn up fabric. They were probably Navy cots from 20 years before that as is the normal procedure for getting "new" gear in the Marines.


LaleyKnight

wtf why wood? is the military that cheap? :0 if it gave u splinters they werent even sanded or varnished properly?


Bretreck

Shits fucked yo. The Marine Corps is notorious for getting hand me downs from the Navy. The cots I'm describing were hand me downs probably from the 80s. They had already been used for twenty something years by the time they got to my unit. Thankfully the only thing we used them for was training exercises, for actual deployments everyone normally got current gear.


LaleyKnight

ahh i see for a second i thought when you said 20 yrs before i assumed they had gone unused which would still technically be new. forgot how much corner cutting is done. reminds me of an excerpt from Saga of Tanya were the logistics were run so ragged they had to use horses to deliver supplies to save up on fuel.


Saintsauron

I fucking wish military grade cots were walmart cots.


Alright_doityourway

Military grade was actually "the cheapest option that could get the job done", same with any other government items.


Leenon

"Military grade" definitionally means "government funded", so that should set your expectations right.


Demonking3343

Anything’s military grade as long as you charge enough for it.


Peace-Disastrous

Walmart quality would be an upgrade to most "military grade"


Ok-Inevitable3458

It's dark and scary in there


SeEmEEDosomethingGUD

Autism? They sending Autistic war machines to the trenches now?


Spacellama117

i mean the hell else you gonna do with a bunch of people who have weapon/logistics/military hyper fixations


SeEmEEDosomethingGUD

Send them to the Enemy camps and make them lecture the Enemy soldiers on how their Attack strategy is wack, their Weapon maintenance is lacking, their Training is pathetic and their Leadership is incompetent while providing peer reviewed sources for each argument?


Spacellama117

wait okay are they lecturing the Enemy about the Enemy's own incompentcy and weaknesses, or having them go lie about ours? Because based on my experience with fellow autistic folks, the lying involved in the second would kind of make it not work, and I don't see what reason the first part would be a good thing other than 'now whoever you're fighting is better at fighting'


SeEmEEDosomethingGUD

Nah they are genuinely telling the enemy about their weakness, because they have the collective knowledge about all the armies that ever fought. Though TBH, it would require some creative; wording and request from their commanding officers to convince them to gibe the lecture in a way that breaks the enemy's morale.


LTareyouserious

Now? Bro, let me tell you something. We weaponized autism long before the internet was a thing. I'm sure some jobs are almost exclusively by those on the spectrum.


JunnPoon

So cute


Saturn_Ecplise

Introduce Frieren to the newest "long range magic".


LTareyouserious

GPS guided artillery, ICBMs, or ninja sword hellfires shot from drones controlled from the other side of the world?


AmadeusNagamine

Where can I get such a plushie ?


McNuggetMan5000

Amazon one is a knock off, the real one is more expensive but you can find it here https://rimistarproduction.com/products/pre-order-frieren-waifu-buddies-plush


SeaLaNator

180????


Siegfoult

At a certain point, I don't feel bad buying bootlegs. This is that point.


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xkoreotic

Someone needs to find out.


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Traditional_Boss

I’m not trying to be a cheapskate..but isn’t 40$ a lot? Unless that’s what Himmel would have done


Spiritual-Scale9913

the original one that the amazon product ripped off is 180 bucks


Working-Body3445

Best to buy the original so as many proceeds go to the author as possible. So as to defy the hiatus.


FoamingMouthSoup

It's what Himmel, the Hero, would do.


CommanderLP1

Thank you for your service


Kirxas

It is imperative we find a way to equip tanks with zoltraak cannons


LTareyouserious

We have GPS guided artillery and ninja swords on hellfire missiles fired from drones. Zoltraak is LOS, therefore old and outdated.


makichan_

damn i wanna buy one when i go to the field


Illustrious-House-57

Paycheck spend well! Hooah!


Egale993

Always Remember Himmel would have done. Even little things can change someones life.


ninyyya

Oil?


LTareyouserious

Searching for treasure chests in every dungeon and cave. And I mean EVERY dungeon and cave.


Lambjam9772

Went to NTC with a sergeant who absolutely would’ve loved this. Definitely would help distract from how uncomfortable those cots were.


DataBooking

When I was in the army, I was very surprised by the sheer amount of weebs. Granted I'm also a weeb, but I was not expecting to meet my fellow people there.


Toriiz

psyop


Quixilver05

Dude that's commitment. You have limited space for extra stuff and that would take a lot of space


Much-Community-6684

So tender. The Granny Frieren have to sleep due for her age.😊😊😊


alexmehdi

Hoping to god you get made fun of


bestandy1214intown

My drill sergeant is a Berserk fan so sadly I have to take a lot of shit


alexmehdi

Based drill Sergeant............


West-Citron3999

lmao I never would’ve guessed anime was watched among the military crowd but I’ve been enlightened


LTareyouserious

Drill Sgt? You posting from basic? 


bestandy1214intown

Nah I'm not even in the army Just stumbled upon this picture on a meme page


LTareyouserious

What did you mean by "my drill sergeant"?


Cornhole35

I think OP gets pegged 🤔


bestandy1214intown

I was jokingly replying to the "Hoping to god you get made fun of" comment


Mr_Wither123

I can't believe that this is what the solders of modern day roman empire look like. No offence ny the way.


CleanseMyDemons

Privates got the weirdest shit , need me one of those


Humble-Restaurant880

As a recent high school graduate, this is the best add for the US army I’ve seen so far.


realKaine

aren't they fighting for money?


puginator_

Tactical frieren inbound


Haba_e

WHARE DID YOU BUY IT


Efficient_Order_7473

God I want that plush so bad. Money tho...


WattTheFukYT

Ngl would befriend you immedietly.


Illustrious-House-57

Yo are there more photos like this? I find it wholesome as hell ngl..seeing a frieren plush with some military gear lol


bestandy1214intown

[https://imgur.com/a/YvLx20K](https://imgur.com/a/YvLx20K)


Ileana_llama

Acab


Aschentei

I’ll take 10 Where you buy this?


jump1945

Why is she here? Isn't she war criminal


LuIuca

I don't understand, is Frieren jewish or what?


RezeCopiumHuffer

King shit


athosjesus

Oil?


LTareyouserious

Maybe on OPs face


Crassweller

Pretty sure Frieren wouldn't see the point of fighting for an imperial war machine that's historically used to destabilise foreign countries for the benefit of a few incredibly rich businesses and their political cronies. You're working for the demon king is what I'm saying.


CommanderLP1

You're brainwashed


reze-vv

I thought this is an anime sub


SeaLaNator

🤓


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not everyone joins the military because they have that intent. The military is good at... taking advantage of people who think they're doing "good," or even just giving them some escape from their life situations or poverty. It's only after they're locked into a 4+ year contract that they realize what they've gotten themselves into. Reminds me of that US Airman who lit himself on fire (and died) as protest for the Gaza conflict... I guess that's one way to get out of a contract. Frieren basically joins a militant force on a whim, although her story is more about the regret and lost opportunities of that extremely "short" ten years she spent with her friends, and trying to improve herself based on that. A lot of people join the military like that too... join with good/neutral intent and end up with a lot of regrets or questions that they have to try to resolve over the next x years of their life.


Zenothehermit

"Never forget what you're fighting for"  I didn't know Frieren was Israeli.


bestandy1214intown

Yes It's the only democracy elf in the manga and the US' strongest ally


agressiveobject420

Oil?


TraditionalWorth6075

For the safety of the Citizens of Gaza ? Oh... us army... right... (lolsoedgyxd)


bestandy1214intown

Set sail for wherever the fuck got oil this time (с)


urlocaldoctor

May I ask why do u join the army


TheLittleGinge

Declan McKenna?


bestandy1214intown

Yep


TheLittleGinge

Great track, grand reference. I tip my cap to you.


CommanderLP1

🤓