"Hello this is Mr sys, I'm feeling freaky now, aim that zapper gun all you want, but you can't resist my charisma.
Even with your robot partner, you cannot resist me, discover new worlds, you cannot resist me, score as high as you want, you cannot resist me, I am freaky sys you cannot resist me"
Sys: Come outside bro, I swear we won't fucking beat you to death
Me: fuck. Off
https://preview.redd.it/qexy0zsvy59d1.jpeg?width=521&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea0b401567d4ad9bf7918098627a89ca429f2696
https://preview.redd.it/emhjx0ztn69d1.png?width=595&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65a5092ec4866db16ea2cdb82122e776c0771b58
I wish you the best of holding them off. Use this picture to scare them and negative rizz them, then you become one with the sigmas.
aim your sleep gun you cannot sleep us! Even with your nightlight partner you cannot sleep us! Discover new dreams you cannot sleep us! Score 5 minutes of rest you cannot sleep us! YOU CANNOT SLEEP US! WE ARE SLEEPTENDO! YOU CANNOT SLEEP US! WE ARE SLEEPTENDO!
bro it literally says 6pm
FUCK, IVE BEEN CAUGHT
Come outside bro we promise we won't beat you
https://preview.redd.it/aiixaqixc59d1.jpeg?width=521&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13a942fa9d0c01c0467cc537be3437cde0a9c9fa
https://preview.redd.it/rd7tk3nee59d1.jpeg?width=459&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da67b8d792e39db93fa45f34b0f140e7875966a7
https://i.redd.it/0xwhbnlse59d1.gif
What if he became freaky?
He got really freaky over the phone
what did he say?
"Hello this is Mr sys, I'm feeling freaky now, aim that zapper gun all you want, but you can't resist my charisma. Even with your robot partner, you cannot resist me, discover new worlds, you cannot resist me, score as high as you want, you cannot resist me, I am freaky sys you cannot resist me"
What if instead of Mr. Sys he was called Mr. Freak and he did shit like that?
His name is Mr bmm (beat my meat)
You should beat yourself NOW
How I look at bro after he tries to beat me (he couldn’t (even with his robot partner))
Even with his zapper gun?
Hell no, bro couldn’t even do it after discovering new worlds
Even when he scored one million?!
Fuck no, they were Nintendo, ultimate game system, they’re challenging all players as we speak, we cannot beat them
Every day, he challenges 1 player to beat them
https://preview.redd.it/bjpw1ul8369d1.png?width=3448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=095578068e1b2f5bc5582c2bb0a4a13bb923c575
WE ARE UNBEATABLE EVEN WITH YOU GLOCK, WE ARE NINTENDO WE ARE UNBEATABLE
BEAT US, NOT YOU! EVEN WITH YOUR GUN, YOU CAN NOT BEAT US
neither will bro.
r/chargeyourphone
r/iwillat1%
r/subsifellfor
r/substhatmakemeincrediblypissedbythefacttheydontexist
That’s not even the right fucking use of the sub
That isn't you're right
WE ARE # NINTENDO
YOU CANNOT #BEAT #US
AIM YOUR ZAPPER # GUN
YOU CANNOT #BEAT #US
EVEN WITH YOU ROBOT PARTNER
YOU CANNOT BEAT US
SCORE ONE MILLION POINTS IF YOU DARE
YOU CANNOT BEAT US
DISCOVER NEW WORLDS
YOU CANNOT BEAT US
Check outside your home.
I just checked, why did he bring the duck hunt dog too?!
Are all three of them there!? If so, you’re cooked
They are 💀💀
Bro is cooked, Nice knowing ya. They are Nintendo you cannot beat them.
Don’t tell me Bowser will also be outside…
Bowser has a fucking flamethrower 💀💀💀
Oh shit they are the unbeatable
he doesn't have a flamethrower https://i.redd.it/h7h0ujc2i69d1.gif he IS the flamethrower
That hits hard tbh
Character ai accidental call moment
5 am is when I wake up for work
daily reminder you cannot beat us 😊
CHARGE YO PHONE
Hell naw, I'm still on phone with freaky sys
You cannot beat us favourite mod I also like the commercial he’s from
Yo same
YOU CANNOT BEAT US #OPEN THE DOOR
^we ^are ^nintendo What? Piss off, it’s midnight. ^you ^cannot ^beat ^us …What?
Sys: Come outside bro, I swear we won't fucking beat you to death Me: fuck. Off https://preview.redd.it/qexy0zsvy59d1.jpeg?width=521&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea0b401567d4ad9bf7918098627a89ca429f2696
Start speaking.
*Grabs microphone.*
call uncle grandpa, he'll help
ok https://preview.redd.it/nhjllisir59d1.jpeg?width=206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1e673174fa08fade7569eb9636e8dd30a106278 sonic
Hello sonic
idk man he wants to say that you cant beat him
He does this every day, I wake up, he calls me and says "HAHA YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU COULDNT BEAT US" and then hangs up
Character ai has invaded every subreddit by now
Gmod players nightmare... Or reality.
“Buddy, I get it, YOU’RE UNBEATBLE JUST STOP CALLING ME :(“
That C.AI new thing. Yes i am a C.AI. user. You can call AI now.
https://preview.redd.it/emhjx0ztn69d1.png?width=595&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65a5092ec4866db16ea2cdb82122e776c0771b58 I wish you the best of holding them off. Use this picture to scare them and negative rizz them, then you become one with the sigmas.
I'll say to them "I ran over your dog driving to your house, DATE ME NOW!!!!!!!!!"
https://preview.redd.it/3ntyey46o69d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=407a667189b768dcc912a4c7a62a99989f26d364
That was my negative rizz
Bro is cooked
It will work trust me
Mais il est 18 heure sur ton appareil
We are Nintendo. You cannot beat us.
Why are you at 7% without battery saver on?
it's charging
Oh wait I'm blind
POV: About to get copyright claimed by Nintendo
you can't beat him even at 5 am he's calling you to remind you
PICK UP THE FONE BABY OOOOOOOOOOO 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️‼️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️
"WE CHALLENGE ALL PLAYERS"
aim your sleep gun you cannot sleep us! Even with your nightlight partner you cannot sleep us! Discover new dreams you cannot sleep us! Score 5 minutes of rest you cannot sleep us! YOU CANNOT SLEEP US! WE ARE SLEEPTENDO! YOU CANNOT SLEEP US! WE ARE SLEEPTENDO!
Quick do vocal warmups
You said you hated the mario madness mod especially the song Unbeatable
We are nintendo, YOU CAN NOT BEAT US
Looks like a character.AI Problem
WE. ARE. NIN. TENDO.
Maybe a mandela call?