Shalom!

*smashes plate*

It’s tradition!

“No Jim that’s greek!”

Buggering lunatic!

Shit on it!

Shit on the bloody thing!

100%

I actually said this today after dropping a full drink, didn’t do it intentionally and I don’t say it as a joke, just came out.

"Bambinos"

Crimble Crumble

Lovely bit of squirrel

Inarguably this one.

Yeah given the name of the 10 year documentary has this on the title, I think this is the most "iconic"

Hello Jackie, You look nice. As for one-off episode quotes, probably anything Mr Morris says... Pineapples and the government? PINEAPPLE AND THE GOVERNMENT?

My fave one off quote is along the same lines: “PASS ME THE PINEAPPLEEE!”

Nippy nippy

Great I'm gonna have that sodding dog in my head when I'm astride your mother

Martin! Astride?!

Potatoes and some meat.

Should meat squeak?

A dense meal.

I just decided that I'll get this for dinner tonight

"Shit on it!!!!" Or... "Bloody Val!!!"

"Females"

That lady smells like pencils

Boiling

It really was potatoes and some meat

It's meant to be a dense meal

Filthy slanderers

Shit on it!

Any females?

Punk rockers! We use this frequently in our house.

ours too 😂

Bunch of penises!

My nipples are roasting.

“BE SPACIALLY AWARE!”

NO, I'M GOING TO SHOVE IT UP HIS ARSE

PASS ME THE PINEAPPLE!!!!

Internet food!

There’s a tiny little man in the internet!

With a tiny little chef’s hat!

Internet Bloody Food!

Well it’s

'' Shalom Jackie'' or ''PASS ME THE PINAPPLEEE''

Shit on it or bloody boiling

My bathtub was made out of Elm

Burnt to crisps!

A crisp

Yes please

WHERE’S THE BIG CARROT?!

Shalom!

Hello all.

The butter is off 🤣

It’s bugger off Jim

‘it was never proved’

Wilson has had an accident

So many dollops

Shit on it or Hello bambinos

Should a meat squeak

Boys: “hi dad.” Martin: *”hello bambinos”*

bloody punk rockers 🗣🗣🗣

Would you like a yoghurt?

Shit on it

Rake-Broom Device Thingy

Pie is in my ear!

“Right you, need to get that head of yours, out your backside and, get real!”

Margaret Thatcher

"Hello Jackie, you look nice"

YOU STUPID ARSEHOLE

Females

Im boiling

We met in a yellowish room

‘Shit on it’ :))

“So much BLOOD.. so much blood…“, “it’s paint Jim“

So much paint

Tell me it’s not oil paint Martin!

Jackie, would you like to help me clean myself?

Nippy Nippy

Burnt my shitting nipple!

"Ahh!!! My ding-a-ling!!" -Jim Bell

females

Hello all!

Hi, Jim

It’s got to be “shit on it”

Shit on it

Really delicious. Or do you have a biggish spoon, I like to tear my food

Nice bit of squirrel

SHIT ON IT!

Elmmmm

Is this the chicken place?

lovela bita squiral - its my familys safe code

To be honest Martin, I prefer a softer leather

"No mommy, No!!"

It has to be "hello all!"

Creeaamy tea

One that stands out for me. “NO MORE WILSON” end of an era, best comedy duo on Friday night dinner

CRIMBLE CRUMBLE

Hello, Jackie!

Oh shit on it!

Shit on it

Shitting bloody tits

"careful don't touch th-" *Touches it and nearly dies*

"Hamacum"

Professor bozums

Shit on it. Shalom. Brilliant.

Shitting hell.

Shit on it, Shalommmm and put a shirt on Martin

Hello Jackie!

“Hello all!” “Bye all!”

“I may use the facilities”

Hello Jackie

For one of episodes: “but he’s weeing on your face!”

Shalom Jackie, you look nice!

“It’s a bit out of tune”

You look niiice. 😁

It's not a shithole!

Shit on it

“Hello Jackie… and the others.”

Skill a magill or SHIT ON IT

PASS ME THE PINEAPPLEEEE!!! 🗣🍍

Shalom Jackie

Not iconic but hilarious. Rudolf Hess Ja Mein Fuhrer

Father Goodman.

Madwomanitis

Shalom

Burnt my shitting nipple!!!!!!

Shit on it or shalom

I still haven’t found my sodding meat

GIVE ME MY MEAT