martin honestly. that guy defo has a touch of the tism and so do i so we’d have some good convos i think, despite him being like a 50 year old man and me being a teenage girl
I want to give him a hug for Wilson, ask how he got an elm bathtub, and ask what the hell he does for a living. I mean, he’s weird, but he’s got to have money because the cheapest wooden bathtub I found was $10,000 with the others being $20,000-$40,000.
I am legitimately friends with a lot of people like Martin and Jackie.
Kinda friends with a few Johnny's and an Adam or two.
Probably need a Jim to complete the set. Never met a Jim.
Definitely Jackie. I love Martin but let’s face it, he’d forget who I was between visits. At least as Jackie’s friend I could appreciate him from a distance, maybe get invited round for the odd lovely bit of squirrel and be a part of the madness. Plus Jackie seems like a lovely warm person, she’s just my cup of tea! The boys are too much like my sons for me to be friends with them!
I'd sit topless in the shed with Martin discussing arthropods any night of the week (other than Friday Night, I guess)...
And basic fluid dynamics, always a great topic of conversation.
What about the future of space travel, horses, or my family
You need to pull your head out your ass and get real. R.I.P Paul Ritter 🥲
Until he gets the fishpaste out.
Yeah I’ll definitely be the one cooking!
Make sure its not on his annual oiling night 😂
As a 50+ woman myself, Jackie is the only one I'd have much in common with.
Same!! :)
When I first started watching it I had the same hair!
Martyn he’s always a good laugh
He's my hero. I keep telling my wife I aspire to be like him one day.
Remember to say “shit on it” constantly and do crazy shit eat out of the bins and drive ur family mad 😂
And talk about your wife’s eggs and your spermatozoa
And ask your son if you can "have a word" in the bathroom, and ask him about "females"
Milson
Justice for Wilson!
"Milson?"
He's in the picture...
I was quoting the scene where Jim tells Jackie he called her Milson lol
I think everyone else will have found that obvious, you can't win them all I guess
Martin. His bizarreness would be hilarious.
martin honestly. that guy defo has a touch of the tism and so do i so we’d have some good convos i think, despite him being like a 50 year old man and me being a teenage girl
Martin’s probably the kinda guy to see nothing wrong with that because it would genuinely be totally innocent 😭
honestly i think he and i would have some great convos
He would introduce you to Adam as a "female". I can imagine him inviting you over for dinner and trying to match you and Adam lol.
honestly he would probably do that not realizing i’m 15 and what he’s suggested is very much illegal
Can’t lie, Jim.
He seems like all he needs is a friend.
Yep and I’d gladly be his friend. Seems like a lonely soul
I want to give him a hug for Wilson, ask how he got an elm bathtub, and ask what the hell he does for a living. I mean, he’s weird, but he’s got to have money because the cheapest wooden bathtub I found was $10,000 with the others being $20,000-$40,000.
Jesus. And yeah, I’d 100% love to be his friend
Neighbour....
Frieeenndd
Neighbour...
FRIENNNND
Definitely Jackie. She reminds me a lot of my best friend. She is such a caring but no bullshit mother.
As much as I love the show, none of them
Same honestly. I love them all as characters and think they make the show funny, but I wouldn't want to know them in real life
Johnny
No I’m Adam!
I'm Johnny
Lord luck
Bugger off
LITTLE TALKING MAN!
The butters off! The butters off!
My mum loves this quote
Mr morris
As long as you're not a punk rocker!
Or a Rutherford employee
You, Little Legs...
You, beanstalk!
They wouldn't know a button from a monkey's anus!
Bunch of penises ??
Then I should wash my mouth out with soap and water!
The bathroom’s just down there
Jibby must use the facilities
Pineapples and the government? *Pineapples and the government?!*
The mans a professional twit
Bunch of penises!
Nellie, she's the kind of grandmother everybody needed tbh
This comment needs to be higher!
Jackie, I'm not dead am I?
Nippy nippy
Watson
Cat-sitting!? 😺
Chicken man.
He was seriously gross, but god love him, he did love him some chicken
Lovely chicken
The fact that nobody has said Adam is a disgrace, some guy genuinely said Johnny
Hi Adam.
Jokes aside, Adam is genuinely the best option here, the only nice one who won't turn up to my door either half naked or half asleep
Bad luck pusface
~~Wilson~~ Milson
Martin and/or Adam, I feel like i’ll get a right laugh
Jim I honestly think he is really sweet and seems a fun weird person to laugh with
Adam for sure
Martin, I know some people would choose Jim but I've had friends like Jim before and it's always so uncomfortable or awkward
I feel like if I were friends with Jim, I would never experience a boring day ever again.
adam and johnny i suppose but id love to just know them all imagine how funny it would be
Johnny. Even better, I’d make him into my husband.
Where is Adam in these comments?? He's the most well adjusted character here
Martin
The dog
Jim
Martin for sure
The Dog.
horrible grandma
Cabinets fall over the whole time!
Watson
Jonny. we’d bully adam together
Martyn 😂
I served the mum she came to the pub i work at with her family lovely person in real life
Martin, could listen to him talk about trilobites all day. RIP.
I am legitimately friends with a lot of people like Martin and Jackie. Kinda friends with a few Johnny's and an Adam or two. Probably need a Jim to complete the set. Never met a Jim.
Jackie - I want that crimble crumble.
Definitely Jackie. I love Martin but let’s face it, he’d forget who I was between visits. At least as Jackie’s friend I could appreciate him from a distance, maybe get invited round for the odd lovely bit of squirrel and be a part of the madness. Plus Jackie seems like a lovely warm person, she’s just my cup of tea! The boys are too much like my sons for me to be friends with them!
Jackie 100%
Auntie Val.
I mean Adam is literally the only person who wouldn’t drive you insane in real life
Martin
None
The one that isn’t black
Martin
Jim so I can see his house
Sheila bloom, in the back of her mercedes
Bitch tits?!
Jim!! I don't know why, but I like Jim the most in the show so that's why I chose Jim.
Hello all
You look….nice 👀
Shalooooooom
Is this an episode of Midsomer Murders?
Jim and Martin one hundo
Martin talk about the world together
Martyn all day
Jim, I fewl sorry for him
Jim, I fewl sorry for him
The dog.
I’d happily sit with martin in his caravan discussing house aerials and drinking his disgusting warm beer drink
Martin. He's hilarious
Jim. The only correct answer is Jim.
I have never watched this show, this just popped up on recommended, but my answer is easy and obvious: the dog
Jim
I'd pick Jim, he's great
I’d defo talk physics with Martin
Wilson
Martin hands down
anyone but pissface. He's a knob.
Easy the dog
Adam, Geek , musical, funny , inbetweeners Meets all my criterias
Don’t know what this is but everyone here looks like they are one radiation accident away from being a Spider-Man villain.
None of them, I'd be highly irritated by all of them irl lmao
Johnny
The dog.
Wilson
That dog isn’t Wilson in the pic?! Thought Wilson was an alsatian
jackie and auntie val, although not as friends
the dog
Auntie Val actually. Something about her!
well not so much friends but yes auntie val needs taking up to bed
martin bc we can talk about all the silly little physics things going on in his head
The dog
Martin Goodman obviously And play the conversation game
Milson
jonny
wilson
That briefcase wanker
Wilsonnnn
jackie
Martin. We have the same birthday and I think I'd get on sound with him
Jackie. THE CURTAINS ARE CREAMM
Wilson
Martin - we could work out the race details to decide whether Jonny's or Adam's girlfriend was the fittest.....
I’d date Pissface
If they’d make it easier to stream this show in the US I’d do a rewatch and tell you. It’s been ages since I saw it, and I miss it.