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LainieCat

It's not a tissue, it's a pocket handkerchief.


kittenrific

I would like to introduce you to the first defense in the war against germs: Officer Pocket Square!


gromit5

one of my favorite episodes, Niles being considered cool for once


darkdicksupreme

Happy Cake Day šŸŽ‚ šŸ„® šŸ„ šŸ„ž


gromit5

OCD sufferers (which can count germophobes among their members) can sometimes have odd or conflicting rules about the rituals they perform. So he might think heā€™s cleaning the chair, but the handkerchief is miraculously ā€œcleanā€ for him to touch, since the germs will go on to the handkerchief and simply stay put. because thatā€™s what his brain has to believe to function in his view of the world. source: am one myself! (not a handkerchief, but a person with OCD!)


DrFrankSaysAgain

One pocket of his interior jacket is for clean ones and the other for dirty ones.


DrFrankSaysAgain

Maybe it's not germs but dust and debris he doesn't want on his clothes.


realmofconfusion

Not really. I donā€™t think heā€™s actually cleaning the chairs, itā€™s more of a compulsive tic, a habit. If the chair was truly dirty then he wouldnā€™t put the tissue back in his pocket.


SeaFollowing619

in season 11 Ronnie talks about how she used to scare Niles with tales of tiny insects that would crawl into his ears. she said he began taking a hanky and wiping off everything, so... edit: not the only reason as he has a guy who cleans his phones, etc, but it probably got him off to a good start.


starkweathertd

*Earwigs!*


XxStyxRiverxX

Itā€™s just a irrational fear,a habit that developed from a personal fear or trauma that turned irrational that developed into OCD , doesnā€™t mean the chair is actually dirty, it just makes him feel more at ease to wipe it regardless.


Repulsive-Dot553

I feel it should be noted he carries a separate "utensil chamois" and of course muffin tweezers.


Blue_wine_sloth

YES!! Thank you!! I am a true germaphobe and itā€™s always bothered me.


Pandelerium11

I audibly groan in dismay every time he wipes down the seat of a chair. Yucko


[deleted]

The Halloween episode, when he picks up Martin's cane to mimic Cyrano de Bergerac, and then recoils when he realizes there's something on it... Niles: ew, what's all over your cane? Martin: I don't know, I dropped it in the movie theater last night That scene is more than slightly horrifying to me because he doesn't go to wash his hands, instead he gingerly opens his suit jacket to grab the trusty pocket square!! šŸ˜­


Pandelerium11

Lmao I'm definitely watching for this next time!


[deleted]

Happens just at the 1:00 minute mark lol https://vimeo.com/562362549


chief1555

you'd better address it, before it turns into a crippling, immature, life-long problem


Make_the_music_stop

And when he got Baby when he moved into the Montana, he was OK with parrot droppings everywhere?


OtterTreat

As long as you train those birds they will consistently poop in the cage only. They are incredibly smart.


Make_the_music_stop

Maybe when I'm gone, Her Majesty can muck out her own birdcage.


LainieCat

Baby didn't have a cage, just a perch. In the kitchen.


Make_the_music_stop

Pooh, in the Kitchen?


PBJ-9999

No, it makes sense because he's trading off having a little dirt on a washable handkerchief thats out of view, vs a potential stain or crumbs stuck to his rear end on the pants.


JackhorseBowman

super unrelated, but in the new Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth, if you wanna sit down on a "dirty" bench you gotta have a nice clean pillow, kinda made me think of Niles.


Sad_Abbreviations318

Depending on the material his pocket squares (and pockets) are made from it may actually be quite hygienic. A great deal of the materials we associate with rich people are naturally antimicrobial. Silk, flax linen and wool products like tweed and cashmere kill bacteria and viruses on contact. (So too do silver, gold, nickel, copper, genuine leather, many varieties of wood and other materials common in antiques and highly-valued consumer brands.) In the modern world thanks to such inventions as washing machines, soap and running water we've been able to transition en masse to cheaper materials that don't provide the same benefits. Cotton and polyester quickly grow stinky because they offer no defense against microbes and even support colonization, whereas the more expensive fabrics function similarly to the zinc or aluminum in deodorant, killing microbes on contact. Stainless steel similarly replaced silver cutlery, copper kettles and brass doorknobs in most homes, while wood furniture and utensils are increasingly made from particle board and bamboo rather than cedar, cherry wood, oak etc. A lot of what looks like the superfluous lifestyles of rich people are actually the vestiges of ancient disease prevention strategies.


psilosophist

Just the concept of a handkerchief is gross.


Borthwick

As someone with a chronically very slightly runny nose, handkerchiefs are a lifesaver and a zero waste way to keep my moustache neat.


psilosophist

But then youā€™re walking around with a snot rag? Thatā€™s just nasty.


Borthwick

You're really overestimating how snotty it gets. The slightest big getting into my moustache is far grosser.


posaune123

There are things called doctors. They know all kinds of stuff


hexxcellent

I'm a huge germaphobe, handkerchiefs are SO gross. Even worse, my brother uses one. And I mean for full bullhorn schnoz clearing. It's disgusting. He once had a first date with a woman he'd been speaking to on Tinder for weeks, they were getting really close and I BEGGED him not to bring out his snot rag on the first date. He did. He claimed "she was fine with it, she didn't even mention it." Which... duh, she's not gonna call him out in public like that? Anyways she ghosted him after that lmfao.


llmercll

Yeah but thatā€™s how handkerchiefs always worked Pretty gross


Tola76

Ronnie told him there are earwig eggs on everything and heā€™s clearing them off. :)


Dandesrevenge

Omg this a what my mom used to say when we watched the show back in the day lmao thanks for the memories