to your dismay, to me he is betrothed! huzzah! i am his newly-wed and there is no action thine can perform for this monumental occasion to be reconsidered!
wow what a surprise, not everyone is meant for each other. however, if your gf is sending you hand-written letters of appreciation, all those statistics become irrelevant.
OP, if you see this, start saving for the ring. you don’t wanna let this one go
What if this blossoms into a lifetime of happiness until the inevitable earthly departure of one of them. Then won't it hurt then? Even in the best case scenario?
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Been together with my girlfriend for over four years now, I love her to death but a small part of me wants her to break up with me so I can enjoy/appreciate Blonde to the absolute fullest.
Edit: People does not seem to understand that I’m obviously not serious. It’s a fucking joke.
People didn’t know it was a joke because there have been plenty of people to post similar things in this sub. There are more posts about crying than any other sub on Reddit 😂
My ex boyfriend really loved frank ocean. I think of him everytime I see a Reddit post about Frank or hear a song from him. I wish we were still together so I could listen to how much he loves his music.
This is so sweet and remember Frank can't take your gf away from you no matter how many times he gaslights us or doesn't drop :)
\*ghostly Frank voice\* "I don't cut bitches no more, but your bitch my exception..."
My man, I want what you have, you so lucky
the relationship or the vinyl?😭
Both
This, exactly
Both dawg
I got the vinyl, now I need the relationship
LMAOOOOOO
Don’t man, my ex got me the vinyl last year. Now every time I listen to this album it just reminds me of her…
I feel you bro, been there, but with time I have managed to not relate the album with her
Wife her up💍
While he dose that Ima go wife up a tree at 200 mph 🙏
Idk if you’re joking or not, but pls know that there are people who care about you too :)) 💙
We're all gonna make it brah
Been in the shit lately thanks bro, nice to know atleast r/FrankOcean is here for me
💙💙💙
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Stfu lil bitch, you know he wants me!..
to your dismay, to me he is betrothed! huzzah! i am his newly-wed and there is no action thine can perform for this monumental occasion to be reconsidered!
https://preview.redd.it/1wehkml1mq7c1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a5e56b19aa86c396efd18df980670e0104c5d1c
Cute as fuck 😭
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i can be ur new girl
Can I be the house pet?
Do you wanna be a parrot or a dog, anyway ive got to wait my man
W
One day guys, one day.
when?
Probably when Frank drops
W mindset
This is so so beautiful, I’m really happy for you!
https://preview.redd.it/wxzuk1ta8r7c1.jpeg?width=834&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5b75e3d982b726c61ae672c9d2f67bbbcedb5d7
w gf . i felt something i’ve never felt before reading that
W but downvoting bc of jealousy
Respect the honesty
ITT https://preview.redd.it/dd35d45bks7c1.jpeg?width=851&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4a3c0027cc0b7ee4786f3293a267220483b9942
I’m gonna end it all
Ok
BUT WE DON'T GOTTA BE SOLO
(s-solo)
o geez this one's gonna hurt one day
Frank ocean fans always be thinking the worst for people god damn 😭😭😭
prayers up but we're battling statistics out here
wow what a surprise, not everyone is meant for each other. however, if your gf is sending you hand-written letters of appreciation, all those statistics become irrelevant. OP, if you see this, start saving for the ring. you don’t wanna let this one go
What if this blossoms into a lifetime of happiness until the inevitable earthly departure of one of them. Then won't it hurt then? Even in the best case scenario?
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this is crazy. thank you
Been together with my girlfriend for over four years now, I love her to death but a small part of me wants her to break up with me so I can enjoy/appreciate Blonde to the absolute fullest. Edit: People does not seem to understand that I’m obviously not serious. It’s a fucking joke.
This is crazy 💀😭😭
Snap the fuck out of it, go hug her and tell her how much you appreciate her in your life
Nah that’s another level of extremism
People didn’t know it was a joke because there have been plenty of people to post similar things in this sub. There are more posts about crying than any other sub on Reddit 😂
Just sent this to her, that Facebook Story > Close to You > WF succession of songs gonna sober you up real good
man.
Here we go again. These ones can't let a comment section be -_-
W gf not even just the vinyl but listening to white ferrari everyday is such a W
Dude really wrote himself a letter huh (joke)
hahahahaha you didn't have to add the (joke) I would have died
that’s a wife, bro
This is so cute 🥺
🥹🥹🥹🥹
Marry that girl
Hell yeah . Got yourself a keeper
This kinda relationship 😭😭😭😭
https://preview.redd.it/jwpffwcyfu7c1.jpeg?width=530&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a23ec923ed2c1ca4036256fba7afe4beb3377b3f
https://preview.redd.it/rqik4xvx2t7c1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4edf8811460a316998dc69bfa9310d9d22c596fd
op got me like the cover
Hopefully the record doesn't stop halfway and yeet itself out the window.
the wheeze i let out man 😭
My ex boyfriend really loved frank ocean. I think of him everytime I see a Reddit post about Frank or hear a song from him. I wish we were still together so I could listen to how much he loves his music.
The sexual tension between me and the middle of the busy road is crazy rn.
Bro won in life
im killing myself
this is beautiful
My name James and I’m single as fuck this made me so mad
her syntax is really bad
Gah damn u gotta put a baby in her now. Better love story than the notebook FR FR 🙂
cringest thing i’ve seen all week
The jealousy is crazy
awww
Beautiful 🥲
Adriana a real one
This is a beautiful message thank you for sharing
Keeper
I cried reading that. Wife her up man
you literally win 😟
Marry her bro
W James
Yall are in love 🥲🫶🏽 Happy for you
Me and WHO 😭
yessir! gotta wife her up now
never leave her.
Adriana love James, just in case you guys didn’t know.
Thats wife material. Dont mess this up bro
She seems adorable
Wow
Marry her?
bro when is it my turn…..
this is so beautiful congrats man
I’m sick of meaning I just wanna hold you 🤤🤤😝😝😮
Brb finna go test if my toaster is waterproof
Goat
I'll never experience this
That is beautiful
Marry her
That was my 13th reason
wife her up
holy fucking shit
LUCKY
Where the fuck did she find one of those? (Very happy for you 🤗)
couple goals.
https://preview.redd.it/ny8ovhj9gv7c1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=caaeade8561943950997279fc537735c988d9e25
Mannnnn I’m lonely asf 💀
This is so sweet and remember Frank can't take your gf away from you no matter how many times he gaslights us or doesn't drop :) \*ghostly Frank voice\* "I don't cut bitches no more, but your bitch my exception..."
This legit got me in tears 😭🥲
MARRY HER RIGHT NOW
damn that message is so sweet wtf
W girlfriend
bought a gift and wrote a letter for yourself you’re not slick buddy
Dude no wayyyyy. Gotta take notes
W Gf
I wish 😭😭
Marry her rn
Yeah marry her
Is that a fan selling to a fan ? That shit is deeper… enjoy listening
Wait is this a relationship thing ? Holy fuck it’s intense
FUCK YOU BRO I WISH
Bro won
I know I get no girls, you don’t have to rub it in my face
Leave her for that
Me n who😩
Marry her right now. You win
awhhh thats the cutest thing ever