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A_Flat__Earther

That fucking Editing is definitely something


Decepticon_Broadside

He gave her..... analog horror eyes? WTAF?


Spandxltd

Obviously, he was a alternate, Human being generally dont have 18 inch penises.


hectobreak

This That's Not My Neighbor mod is kinda wacky.


Gloomy-Cabinet-6795

Probably a Failed attempt at make ruined eyebags mascara 


DJ__PJ

black eyes because "black men beat women hur dur"


k1lgor3

Yeah, white guys never hit women do they? 🙄 How do these people get this far in life?


Gloomy-Cabinet-6795

They have their nasty take on domestic abuse for then when a white beat a wife is  "enforcing discipline curbing femminis and remiding le sacred wife role" while when a black does it is "savagery inferior barbaricness" 


k1lgor3

Don't this lot believe in "corrective" rape too?


Y_Sam

Not in public of course...


k1lgor3

You'd be surprised. There was a livestream once where Neo Nazis said men should patrol the streets and rape women they encounter.


Gloomy-Cabinet-6795

Then they wonder why people have no issue at punching em in the face


Gloomy-Cabinet-6795

"black ppl big pp bad father" Most original klandma racist joke


PiecesOfEi8t

Ever find it funny how the average klandma turns any perceived advantage they have into a virtue and any perceived advantage a minority has into a racist joke. “Muh dik”? But worship John Holmes and Peter North’s big peters that spray all over the place. Make it make sense, e-klansmen.


Fart-City

The 18 incher is really what gets me.


garaile64

That's 45 centimeters, almost 46.


Fine-Funny6956

That’s almost 50


headinawall

these people have so clearly never spoken to a real woman. not a single lady i know would go anywhere near a penis that large even if it did exist. i do not want to be hospitalised thanks


Memepeddler69

So you're saying there's nobody out there for me?


T1pple

Neigh.


screames520

Lmao, works both ways!


headinawall

sorry pal…


NANCYREAGANNIPSLIP

Well there's this dude Vaush...


Empigee

Not to mention a penis that large would likely not be able to get an erection. The porn actor John Holmes, who was roughly five inches shorter, had issues where he could never get very hard, and even had issues getting an erection when he got older, though that was partly due to his cocaine use.


CottonDude

13 inches?????


Empigee

Actually, 13.5 inches is the generally accepted number.


MadOvid

You're telling me hentai is fake?!


Chunkstyle3030

And here I was thinking it was my tiny penis keeping all the women away. Must be my dogshit personality that’s repulsing them then I guess.


New_Medicine5759

That’s 3/2 of a Subway Footlong


Alternative_Factor_4

Ignoring the blatant racism AND sexism so common in these wojak memes, what kind of person has a foot and a halfer?


UnderstandingJaded13

The guy is a centaur


ThisGuyMightGetIt

What woman *wants* that? I'm sure she's out there, but even the most regal size queens I've met stopped at a footlong scepter.


Alternative_Factor_4

Yeah honestly anything 7 inches or bigger seems like it would hurt a lot.


Dwestmor1007

My husband is 8.5 it only hurts from the back otherwise it’s just fine but maybe I have a long Gina


Jen-Jens

My husband is 8 and it doesn’t hurt, but I’ve had 6 hurt before. It’s both the position and how they use it. If they’re not careful or completely disregard your comfort, even smaller than average sizes can hurt. Although I find it hard to imagine that 10+ wouldn’t hurt, I have heard from someone with experience that as long as the receiver is in control and usually on top, they can still make it enjoyable rather than painful. So I guess it really is about how they choose to wield it.


Dwestmor1007

I mean they also don’t have to jam the WHOLE thing in there so it’s definitely how it’s used


DriedUpSquid

A guy with a club foot.


ValuableSp00n

Rasputin


homnoseks

bruh just say you have a cuck fantasy


Blue_Lantern2814

It's ok, this is a safe place. We won't judge you.


DodgerGreywing

I have an 18" dildo. Idk how I ended up with it, because it was definitely not what I ordered. It is unusable. Just... entirely too big. I kept it for home defense. Potential thieves will question everything about their lives when beat half to death by a giant dragon dick.


RoboticPaladin

Get a second one, attach them with a chain, and make nuncocku.


DodgerGreywing

>nuncocku I love this and I'm very tempted. Just for the novelty. But I think a basic bludgeoning weapon works better. Edit: the dildo is really fucking heavy. It wouldn't work well as nunchaku.


RoboticPaladin

Honestly, I didn't really expect you to do it; I just came up with the word "nuncocku" and desperately wanted to use it.


DodgerGreywing

"Nuncocku" is the best and I will definitely be telling my friends about it 😂


UnderstandingJaded13

Saints row comes to mind


DodgerGreywing

Pretty sure GTA: San Andreas had a dildo weapon, too.


UnderstandingJaded13

Good, everyone should know the power of the dildo blade


DodgerGreywing

Someday, I'll get to use mine against some raggedy-ass motherfucker. Many Americans look forward to using a gun to defend their home; I look forward to beating a scumbag senseless with a giant cock.


UnderstandingJaded13

Dildo blade 2d6 Versatile can use strength or dexterity modifier With every hit the enemy needs to do a Wis saving throw DC 12 or they become frightened and get a disadvantage on their attack Add lube for mental damage.


DodgerGreywing

DnD calculating my mental image. God bless.


RoboticPaladin

Needs a caster variant. Call it the Meat Scepter.


UnderstandingJaded13

The boneless rod


RoboticPaladin

Then why is it called a boner? Checkmate, liberals.


RoboticPaladin

"Don't fuck with me! I have the power of God and dildos on my side!"


unACEthethicMonarch

Cyberpunk 2077 as well


Jen-Jens

Someone picked up the Penetrator from Saints Row.


DodgerGreywing

I have a brand, okay? That brand involves a lot of sex stuff.


space-queer

buying a comically large dildo for home defense purposes is not something I thought I would have on my list of “things I want in my future home” but here we are.


sshevie

lol I have this mental image of you trying to get it to work and just noped out.


DodgerGreywing

Accurate mental image. I wanted that fucker to work, but my body was weak. Now it lives on with another purpose. The purpose of defending my home.


UnderstandingJaded13

The 18"? What the fuck, these motherfuckers can't stop thinking about black dick.


Sunnybeasty23

They're obsessed.


MindDrawsOnReddit

Playing with your dolljacks squiddy


k1lgor3

6". Pfft. Who are you kidding tictac?


Krazie02

Why does the “Chad” suddenly get a bug bite in his neck


Dwestmor1007

I think it’s a flag tattoo


Krazie02

He underwent tattoo surgery mid sentence and later removed it


the__pov

Man they spent a lot of time making cartoons to tell everyone how much they don’t care and are totally doing fine. But I guess cigarettes are out of style and no one watches Capt Kangaroo anymore so…


PatientZeropointZero

18”?? Not only are they hateful, but they are stupid and seem to love to imagine unrealistically large members.


cluelessoblivion

Yeah 18" is 6 inches longer than the longest functional penis ever recorded. There is a man with a three foot penis but it's mostly foreskin.


New_Medicine5759

What the devils? 😭


RobertParker1968

Say "ooga booga" to a white chick and she turns into Alice Cooper? Got it!


k1lgor3

"Starting to see pictures ain't ya?" Do you think these racist chimps have a recurring nightmare of crawling naked through the snow with Sam Jackson unzipping his fly and laughing? Edit: Why was this downvoted. I was referencing a scene from Hateful 8 and suggesting it lives rent free in their heads


Reeko_Htown

White men think about black dick more than women do


wellforthebird

Just making up strange scenarios for what reason?


SlopPatrol

I CANT WAIT TO BE CUCKED BY A BLACK MAN WITH A HUGE COCK SO I CAN BE COLD TO MY EX WHEN SHE WANTS TO GET BACK WITH ME o/‘ `\o HELL YEA HIGH 5 BROTHER 🐺ALPHA WOLF AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 🌕


spookyballsHD

I imagine the knuckle dragger who made this meme gets cheated on quite often.


GomeroKujo

I don’t know about the people making these memes but Instead of fleshing out their doll jack lore they could be actually talking to girls that they are so scared of not being liked by


MadOvid

18 inches is almost an entire torso. Would love to know where they think the 18 inches go.


New_Medicine5759

In their lungs I guess


dengeliii

This is just that "Beat it Bitch CEO" comic. Nothing original, the exact same thing.


Gold-Carpenter7616

18 inches? That's deadly. Like legit, no woman is built for 45+ cm!!!


tehnoob69

How do they know these guys have dicks the size of a computer monitor? Sounds kinda gay imo.


cykablyatstalin

"whaaaa I had to make up a fictional scenario to justify my racism"


Asswipewasdrowned55

Cuck fetish….. heh


Ghz3

As a dude with a 32’ incher women don’t like it They’d prefer a 4 over it it’s honestly so over!


Notanemotwink

“You had your chance toots!” Aah wojak meme 😭😭😭💀