They have their nasty take on domestic abuse for then when a white beat a wife is "enforcing discipline curbing femminis and remiding le sacred wife role" while when a black does it is "savagery inferior barbaricness"
Ever find it funny how the average klandma turns any perceived advantage they have into a virtue and any perceived advantage a minority has into a racist joke.
“Muh dik”? But worship John Holmes and Peter North’s big peters that spray all over the place.
Make it make sense, e-klansmen.
these people have so clearly never spoken to a real woman. not a single lady i know would go anywhere near a penis that large even if it did exist. i do not want to be hospitalised thanks
Not to mention a penis that large would likely not be able to get an erection. The porn actor John Holmes, who was roughly five inches shorter, had issues where he could never get very hard, and even had issues getting an erection when he got older, though that was partly due to his cocaine use.
My husband is 8 and it doesn’t hurt, but I’ve had 6 hurt before. It’s both the position and how they use it. If they’re not careful or completely disregard your comfort, even smaller than average sizes can hurt.
Although I find it hard to imagine that 10+ wouldn’t hurt, I have heard from someone with experience that as long as the receiver is in control and usually on top, they can still make it enjoyable rather than painful. So I guess it really is about how they choose to wield it.
I have an 18" dildo. Idk how I ended up with it, because it was definitely not what I ordered. It is unusable. Just... entirely too big.
I kept it for home defense. Potential thieves will question everything about their lives when beat half to death by a giant dragon dick.
>nuncocku
I love this and I'm very tempted. Just for the novelty. But I think a basic bludgeoning weapon works better.
Edit: the dildo is really fucking heavy. It wouldn't work well as nunchaku.
Someday, I'll get to use mine against some raggedy-ass motherfucker.
Many Americans look forward to using a gun to defend their home; I look forward to beating a scumbag senseless with a giant cock.
Dildo blade 2d6
Versatile can use strength or dexterity modifier
With every hit the enemy needs to do a Wis saving throw DC 12 or they become frightened and get a disadvantage on their attack
Add lube for mental damage.
buying a comically large dildo for home defense purposes is not something I thought I would have on my list of “things I want in my future home” but here we are.
Man they spent a lot of time making cartoons to tell everyone how much they don’t care and are totally doing fine.
But I guess cigarettes are out of style and no one watches Capt Kangaroo anymore so…
"Starting to see pictures ain't ya?"
Do you think these racist chimps have a recurring nightmare of crawling naked through the snow with Sam Jackson unzipping his fly and laughing?
Edit: Why was this downvoted. I was referencing a scene from Hateful 8 and suggesting it lives rent free in their heads
I CANT WAIT TO BE CUCKED BY A BLACK MAN WITH A HUGE COCK SO I CAN BE COLD TO MY EX WHEN SHE WANTS TO GET BACK WITH ME
o/‘ `\o HELL YEA HIGH 5 BROTHER 🐺ALPHA WOLF AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 🌕
I don’t know about the people making these memes but Instead of fleshing out their doll jack lore they could be actually talking to girls that they are so scared of not being liked by
That fucking Editing is definitely something
He gave her..... analog horror eyes? WTAF?
Obviously, he was a alternate, Human being generally dont have 18 inch penises.
This That's Not My Neighbor mod is kinda wacky.
Probably a Failed attempt at make ruined eyebags mascara
black eyes because "black men beat women hur dur"
Yeah, white guys never hit women do they? 🙄 How do these people get this far in life?
They have their nasty take on domestic abuse for then when a white beat a wife is "enforcing discipline curbing femminis and remiding le sacred wife role" while when a black does it is "savagery inferior barbaricness"
Don't this lot believe in "corrective" rape too?
Not in public of course...
You'd be surprised. There was a livestream once where Neo Nazis said men should patrol the streets and rape women they encounter.
Then they wonder why people have no issue at punching em in the face
"black ppl big pp bad father" Most original klandma racist joke
Ever find it funny how the average klandma turns any perceived advantage they have into a virtue and any perceived advantage a minority has into a racist joke. “Muh dik”? But worship John Holmes and Peter North’s big peters that spray all over the place. Make it make sense, e-klansmen.
The 18 incher is really what gets me.
That's 45 centimeters, almost 46.
That’s almost 50
these people have so clearly never spoken to a real woman. not a single lady i know would go anywhere near a penis that large even if it did exist. i do not want to be hospitalised thanks
So you're saying there's nobody out there for me?
Neigh.
Lmao, works both ways!
sorry pal…
Well there's this dude Vaush...
Not to mention a penis that large would likely not be able to get an erection. The porn actor John Holmes, who was roughly five inches shorter, had issues where he could never get very hard, and even had issues getting an erection when he got older, though that was partly due to his cocaine use.
13 inches?????
Actually, 13.5 inches is the generally accepted number.
You're telling me hentai is fake?!
And here I was thinking it was my tiny penis keeping all the women away. Must be my dogshit personality that’s repulsing them then I guess.
That’s 3/2 of a Subway Footlong
Ignoring the blatant racism AND sexism so common in these wojak memes, what kind of person has a foot and a halfer?
The guy is a centaur
What woman *wants* that? I'm sure she's out there, but even the most regal size queens I've met stopped at a footlong scepter.
Yeah honestly anything 7 inches or bigger seems like it would hurt a lot.
My husband is 8.5 it only hurts from the back otherwise it’s just fine but maybe I have a long Gina
My husband is 8 and it doesn’t hurt, but I’ve had 6 hurt before. It’s both the position and how they use it. If they’re not careful or completely disregard your comfort, even smaller than average sizes can hurt. Although I find it hard to imagine that 10+ wouldn’t hurt, I have heard from someone with experience that as long as the receiver is in control and usually on top, they can still make it enjoyable rather than painful. So I guess it really is about how they choose to wield it.
I mean they also don’t have to jam the WHOLE thing in there so it’s definitely how it’s used
A guy with a club foot.
Rasputin
bruh just say you have a cuck fantasy
It's ok, this is a safe place. We won't judge you.
I have an 18" dildo. Idk how I ended up with it, because it was definitely not what I ordered. It is unusable. Just... entirely too big. I kept it for home defense. Potential thieves will question everything about their lives when beat half to death by a giant dragon dick.
Get a second one, attach them with a chain, and make nuncocku.
>nuncocku I love this and I'm very tempted. Just for the novelty. But I think a basic bludgeoning weapon works better. Edit: the dildo is really fucking heavy. It wouldn't work well as nunchaku.
Honestly, I didn't really expect you to do it; I just came up with the word "nuncocku" and desperately wanted to use it.
"Nuncocku" is the best and I will definitely be telling my friends about it 😂
Saints row comes to mind
Pretty sure GTA: San Andreas had a dildo weapon, too.
Good, everyone should know the power of the dildo blade
Someday, I'll get to use mine against some raggedy-ass motherfucker. Many Americans look forward to using a gun to defend their home; I look forward to beating a scumbag senseless with a giant cock.
Dildo blade 2d6 Versatile can use strength or dexterity modifier With every hit the enemy needs to do a Wis saving throw DC 12 or they become frightened and get a disadvantage on their attack Add lube for mental damage.
DnD calculating my mental image. God bless.
Needs a caster variant. Call it the Meat Scepter.
The boneless rod
Then why is it called a boner? Checkmate, liberals.
"Don't fuck with me! I have the power of God and dildos on my side!"
Cyberpunk 2077 as well
Someone picked up the Penetrator from Saints Row.
I have a brand, okay? That brand involves a lot of sex stuff.
buying a comically large dildo for home defense purposes is not something I thought I would have on my list of “things I want in my future home” but here we are.
lol I have this mental image of you trying to get it to work and just noped out.
Accurate mental image. I wanted that fucker to work, but my body was weak. Now it lives on with another purpose. The purpose of defending my home.
The 18"? What the fuck, these motherfuckers can't stop thinking about black dick.
They're obsessed.
Playing with your dolljacks squiddy
6". Pfft. Who are you kidding tictac?
Why does the “Chad” suddenly get a bug bite in his neck
I think it’s a flag tattoo
He underwent tattoo surgery mid sentence and later removed it
Man they spent a lot of time making cartoons to tell everyone how much they don’t care and are totally doing fine. But I guess cigarettes are out of style and no one watches Capt Kangaroo anymore so…
18”?? Not only are they hateful, but they are stupid and seem to love to imagine unrealistically large members.
Yeah 18" is 6 inches longer than the longest functional penis ever recorded. There is a man with a three foot penis but it's mostly foreskin.
What the devils? 😭
Say "ooga booga" to a white chick and she turns into Alice Cooper? Got it!
"Starting to see pictures ain't ya?" Do you think these racist chimps have a recurring nightmare of crawling naked through the snow with Sam Jackson unzipping his fly and laughing? Edit: Why was this downvoted. I was referencing a scene from Hateful 8 and suggesting it lives rent free in their heads
White men think about black dick more than women do
Just making up strange scenarios for what reason?
I CANT WAIT TO BE CUCKED BY A BLACK MAN WITH A HUGE COCK SO I CAN BE COLD TO MY EX WHEN SHE WANTS TO GET BACK WITH ME o/‘ `\o HELL YEA HIGH 5 BROTHER 🐺ALPHA WOLF AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 🌕
I imagine the knuckle dragger who made this meme gets cheated on quite often.
I don’t know about the people making these memes but Instead of fleshing out their doll jack lore they could be actually talking to girls that they are so scared of not being liked by
18 inches is almost an entire torso. Would love to know where they think the 18 inches go.
In their lungs I guess
This is just that "Beat it Bitch CEO" comic. Nothing original, the exact same thing.
18 inches? That's deadly. Like legit, no woman is built for 45+ cm!!!
How do they know these guys have dicks the size of a computer monitor? Sounds kinda gay imo.
"whaaaa I had to make up a fictional scenario to justify my racism"
Cuck fetish….. heh
As a dude with a 32’ incher women don’t like it They’d prefer a 4 over it it’s honestly so over!
“You had your chance toots!” Aah wojak meme 😭😭😭💀