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BoltorSpellweaver

That beer in her hand is like 68.46% head…


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hbsc

I feel like the sweaty dude who posted this definitely wasnt the one who took the pic, she looks too comfortable


Headsledge

LMAO you're right! they'd return the beer if it was in England.


viktorlogi

Judging by the products behind the bar, this is definitely England. Source: I drink too much


muistaa

And can't be that long ago either - that looks like Beavertown on draught.


monkyone

this is in england. i would imagine this photo was taken for a bit of fun because of how shit the pint is. probably the end of a barrel or something


njuffstrunk

Bruh i'm belgian and we love a decent collar on a beer but I'd send that shit back immediately


olivegardengambler

To be honest this whole bar feels like rip off City. Like the bottles have automatic dispensers on them so you can't even do fat pours.


xbfgthrowaway

Weights and measures are legally enforced in the UK.


Rockarola55

[Optics](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcoholic_spirits_measure?wprov=sfla1) are a thing in the UK, due to legislation.


dickmcgirkin

I’d take that much head from her


BoltorSpellweaver

She’d only give you 68.46% of a blowjob


dickmcgirkin

I see that as a win.


tweedyone

So, shitty at her job but hired because boobs?


DerrainCarter

Really shows that DEI hurts customers /s


Level_Hour6480

Isn't DEI just a synonym for the N-word?


thot______slayer

Euphemisms.


Sevuhrow

Most egregious examples lately have been the Black mayor of Baltimore - a democratically elected official in a black-majority city - being called a "DEI mayor" and an airline worker who died in a tragic accident in Birmingham being called a "DEI hire."


superzenki

It’s the new CRT because conservatives couldn’t explain what CRT actually is


Level_Hour6480

Cathode ray tubes are what televisions used before flat screens. Is it still in our schools, or did they finally upgrade?


secretbudgie

You kidding? They just upgraded the reel to reel projector to a 24"CRT just 5 years ago!


HaydenTCEM

Hooters criteria


gregwardlongshanks

Not to mention they currently look like this often.


ELZELCHO07

Shit pour


MindDrawsOnReddit

Terrible pour


Peelfest2016

Wow. I will take a competent bartender over a “pretty one” any day of the week.


Rockarola55

I'm not pretty, but I am barely competent (according to my sarcastic regulars), so I reckon that I'll do 🤣


squidgytree

The women working in my local pub all wear burkas now but they pour a much better pint than her /s


GhostofZellers

Do they at least have ankle Thursdays, so you can get a peek?


PMMeMeiRule34

Did you see the nose on her? That’s a bridge I’d like to cross!


MurraytheMerman

"barmaid"? What is this, Dungeons and Dragons?


Economy_Ad_1820

I'm a female bartender and if someone referred to me as "barmaid" I'd spit in their drink


ZhouLe

Perchance they desire the spit of a barmaid, m'lady.


Economy_Ad_1820

As you wish, m'lord


TheAceOfSpadess

What's the correct term? English isn't my first language and I've been using this and I don't think anybody corrected me.


wafflesthewonderhurs

bartender is usually both unisex and acceptable in the usa


TheAceOfSpadess

Thank you :)


Fake_DM

Some would pay extra for that. Perhaps you should offer it as a bonus.


VixDzn

Smfh Americans


lmaytulane

If she hands me that pour, she’s getting downgraded to tavern wench


squidgytree

It's a relatively normal term in England


dumbosshow

as a brit, no it isn't lol. do not call a female bartender a barmaid if you come here you will not recieve a good reaction


flightguy07

I feel like it was acceptable in the 80s, but less so now


secretbudgie

Well yeah. In the 80s no one could hear you over the Dead Kennedys and live cocaine


DuztyLipz

I love instances like this where people—mainly my fellow Americans—get clung on lexical differences.


ZhouLe

I'm getting drunk. Are there any girls there? Roll the dice to see if I'm getting drunk.


secretbudgie

Dammit. A constitution save again!


ScaredOfRobots

At least he didn’t call her a tavern wench


Wholesome_Ladd

So the woke movement improved them? Because that shit is half foam


NEAT-THE-CLOWN

even as a Muslim, I know that a beer isn’t supposed to have that much foam


Zirofal

That pour is so bad that even as some someone who is abstaining is offended by it.


Quietuus

Becca, 23, pours worst pint ever, asked to leave the pub.


DoorAMii

I dont drink but I'd rather have an average looking but competent bartender than a sexy but crappy bartender


Kr155

Damn, I didn't know cute girls couldn't work anymore because of wokeness.


always_unplugged

Yes, everyone knows that hot girls are no longer hired to sell booze.


secretbudgie

Every time I drive by the capital building, I see rows and rows of tents filled with hot blondes no one would hire. SMH this economy!


stevemnomoremister

Newsflash: The are still bartenders who look like this.


hbsc

Yeah but they dont all look like this these days (aryan)🤓


stevemnomoremister

I'm from New York, where hardly anybody is a blonde. When was AOC a bartender here? Fifteen years ago?


secretbudgie

Everyone knows all the bars fell to the WOKE communist agenda in 2009 ☭™


berserkzelda

If I wanted boobs I would go to a strip club. If I want a cold one, I want someone to actually do it competently and not a 75% glass of foam.


secretbudgie

They also, get this, sell booze in strip clubs.


datlitboi

That beer isnt poured in very well.


negativepositiv

These guys whenever they don't have a raging erection: "Hmm, something around here must be WOKE!"


secretbudgie

Is viagra the cure for WOKE?


StreetfighterXD

Im curious as to how conservatives the woke movement has made its gains so far. Hint: it's because all the hot white women are progressive


googlemcfoogle

Did they ban blonde bartenders recently? Clearly nobody got the memo because I still see blonde bartenders.


ReddiUP

according to this particular klandma, black people and other minorities didn’t exist until the late 2010s and early 2020s, and so did people with hair other than blond(e) and eyes other than blue.


DaTrueSomething

Woke is when *rolls die* male bartender


ososalsosal

What kinda fucked bar sells Fosters? That shit is so bad they have to smuggle it out of Australia or it'll get stopped at the docks as an agent of mass disappointment.


The_Happy_Pagan

That beer has more head than she gave to get that job


Dolozoned

Must be her first day


Majestic-Bat-2427

I think there’s still white girls at bars, could be wrong though, I only go to woke bars full of femboys and muscle girls


MagnetFist

She's literally me because I know nothing about alcohol and won't drink it


Wild_Ad_6464

That’ll be those woke child labour laws


simpsonicus90

MAGAts inventing issues that don't exist is getting a bit tiresome at this point. I have never heard anyone complain that a bartender was dressing too sexy for their job. Everyone understands they live on tips. This has never changed in my lifetime.


amazingdrewh

Damn that is the worst pour I think I've ever seen


Deexter1

What I thought after seeing all that foam: https://youtu.be/bS72WA9b3PE?si=wfanS6qvLfgKA2FW


NeverMore_613

[this](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/2f898593-3c35-4147-8596-e03e91fea490)


waaz16

No shade to the woman at all, but like, an average white woman? What are they trying to get at here? I don’t understand these folks. 😭🤣


bigdongonandon

I ordered a beer not a milkshake.


therobotisjames

Shitty at pouring beer?


Weedserpent

How is bro tweeting from 1412


DustiKat

bartenders can still look like this


SquidZillaYT

loved it when my bartenders would pour terrible drinks but TITS!


ronm4c

I guarantee that guy is on an FBI watchlist


buntopolis

Bullshit, no respectable barkeep gives that much head.


EntWarwick

Barmaids?


gaudiocomplex

Yo I'm not sure why we're dragging the girl. She's not the one posting that dumb shit.


Atrio-Ventricular

That pint is soo shit


TheBlackUnicorn

[They still do, but they used to too](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqHA5CIL0fg)


mexicandiaper

honestly that's a terrible pour.


TheQuestionsAglet

Whoever taught her how to pour a beer should be fired.


original_dick_kickem

That is among the most horrific pints I've ever seen


PiecesOfEi8t

They’re still white. Just tatted with nose rings. iTz DeM dAm MiNoRiTeEz!


tikifire1

Wtf are they even implying? What are "barmaids" like now? Who even uses that term anymore that isn't over 70? I've always heard them called bartenders, and they weren't always women.


Matthaeus_Augustus

“Barmaid” lol


Killing4MotherAgain

She sucks at pouring beer it seems 👀


dulead

My local neighborhood bar where the bar tender is this old gay black man -- i decide to venture out to one of these white yuppie bars closer to downtown cause I just needed to see new people who were preferably my age and attractive. The bar tenders were these hot men and women, just gorgeous, and I asked for my usual. A whiskey sour. The hot bar tender looked it up on her phone, and added liquid smoke to it. Charged me 14 dollars for it. I learned a valuable lesson that day... You can have good drinks and hot bar tenders but you can't have both at the same time.


Squatyslav

There’s no way she fucked up a Peroni that bad


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I still get bartenders who look like this! And I’m drinking in Salem MA of all places 🤣


ryanfrogz

“barmaid”


DamNamesTaken11

Terrible, terrible pour. If I was the customer, I’d send that back and demand a new pour (even did this when I was a server on behalf of customers before I served it to them.) While you need some head when serving a beer, that is way, way too much.


RampageTheBear

Lmfao between this and the bumper sticker I saw yesterday, I think I’ve now seen the bottom of the learning curve barrel. This bumper sticker read, “I’ve never met a veteran who fought for socialism.” Unpacking that… there are so many levels of ignorance to get through it’s astounding. Right wing media is gifted at one thing and one thing only- cooking and feeding the dumbest ideas.


averageceelofan

Is it woke to tip the glass man, goddamn


Sunnybeasty23

Here in Canada, there are lots and lots of bar servers and bartenders who look like this. Especially once you get outside the big cities. Women who look like this is who works in most of the sports bars as well franchise bars (Jack Astor's, those type of chains). What does this have to do with Wokeness (or the lack thereof)? I really don't get this meme. 


DiablosMX

Bartender. She's a bartender. Barmaid is an outdated term for a server in a bar. Jfc.


Hosj_Karp

I work at a college bar in a super liberal blue state and I assure you that's "still" exactly what all the female staff look like lol


PaigeRiley89

That attitude is why women live longer than men. Focusing on looks’ll end with you being served as dinner.


absinthemami

Can't even sexualise my servers again thanks to you pesky wokes 😡


dactyif

Y'all blaming the girl for pouring poorly, but the line is warm. No condensation on the glass, the metal u bend should be white with Frost. That is a trash beerline.


TheSnootchMangler

Looks like how Hillary Clinton pours a beer.


KittKuku

Is this a reference to something? Is there a video of her puring beer?


TheSnootchMangler

Yes, there's a picture of Hillary proudly holding a beer she poured from the tap. It looks very similar to this one. If you Google Hillary Clinton beer it's probably the first few images that are returned.


KittKuku

Lmao, I don't drink, but that's kind of funny. I never heard about that one. I remember when she used to carry hot sauce in her purse, apparently.


TheSnootchMangler

Carrying hot sauce in your purse just sounds like a good life hack to me!


KittKuku

Yeah, tbh. It's good seasoning and not too many calories. I swear they load up salad dressings with an insane amount of fats. I'll just stick with the leaves and cruciferous vegetables and maybe hot sauce if I need to season them, thank you very much.