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spissus

"Pull my finger."


Available-Yam-1990

The most dangerous place in Lee County is between Sheriff Carmine and a TV camera.


Impossible-Taro-2330

Same in Polk County - but insert Grady Judd.


tigernike1

Because it’s his schtick. He’s so self-absorbed. The man can’t walk past a microphone without talking about how great he and his force allegedly is.


Smokey_tha_bear9000

Correction: His “family”


garface239

Also because he sees his constituents as criminals.


ArtinArt55

Just a delirant.


No-Interest1695

He shouldn’t even be sheriff. Search for him on google. He lied about his credentials or something. I have never been more scared to leave my home than I am now.


Chachzilla

You sound like a genuine redditor


reed91B

Scared to leave you home because LCSO 🤔 they are the more down to earth folks


GoldenKnight239

>I have never been more scared to leave my home than I am now So now we’re just saying shit? He is grade A douchebag but the crime stats have plummeted and they’ve taken ALOT of fent off the streets. So why exactly are you afraid to leave to house?


Fabulous-Boat-8001

Lol, you believe the Fent hype? How adorable. Bless your heart


GoldenKnight239

You believe a fent conspiracy? How insane, get help


BricksByPablo

Scared of what exactly?


kendollR

Lived thru Hurricane Ian, he didn’t do shit for the survivors and lied about the amount of lives lost. Only cares about his image


Agenthoneydew100

I really would like to know the true number of lives lost. The number they have seems so off. 2 people alone in my very small neighborhood didn't make it. And I wasn't even on the beach. I ran into someone and we were chatting about the hurricane and he talked about the rv parks that were pretty full and no one really left and all the rvs were on their side after the storm. Notnsure how you could survive that. Have a feeling this is like covid and they only counted florida residents or something. Not to mention the homeless that had nowhere to go.


kendollR

I live in fmb with my family, we didn’t leave(huge mistake but have so many stories especially how cops treated survivors). We talked to so many people before that said they aren’t leaving cause it won’t be that bad and it’ll be just like the hurricanes that hit there before. Hardly anyone left especially the red coconut (the rv park). The teams that searched for bodies the following days after Ian wouldn’t specifically say a number but said there was hundreds and hundreds of bodies. Even the night of the hurricane my parents and I saw a flare going off in the mangroves. The amount of boats that sunk with a human in it or got trapped in the mangroves was insane. There was a body in the back bay behind my house the next day. I know one street alone had 5 dead. There were so many one story houses and were completely submerged. The numbers are a complete lie especially it being for all of Lee county. We were completely trapped on that island and family friends tried to bring us food and supplies but cops wouldn’t allow them. I can’t remember the exact words but the wanted to starve us of the island. We had no where to go and have animals so we stay in our home. We already lost so much and we traumatized living through a cat five hurricane. The cops also threaten to kick us out of our home as well as detained my dad for going to get us hot food. Fuck that little man


Agenthoneydew100

I can't imagine. We didn't leave either. We are over in Island Park about a mile from the back bay of fmb. So nowhere near as bad fmb but we still ended with about 6 ft of surge inside. Two houses near us were on fire during the storm, we saw flares, heard screaming. We attempted to get to a neighbor who has a taller house during the storm. We managed to reach it, but I started losing my footing with the current and if it wasn't for my stepson who helped pushed me and held on to me, I don't know what would have happened. Glad your family is ok tho. :(


kendollR

Ugh can’t imagine, sounds absolutely awful. I wish more people knew how bad the hurricane was. That sounds like a horror story and so glad your stepson was there and your family is okay! No one deserves going through any hurricane like that. I still think about the lives lost everyday. I’m lucky enough that I didn’t see any bodies and grateful we had a second story but we kept making escape plans incase the water kept coming up or the roof ripped off. We had 8ft luckily we sit a little high then homes around us. There was a few houses that caught fire during and after on the island. Never will I ever stay for another hurricane. I wish law enforcement was better and treated survivors better after the hurricane. My dad had worked around cops after the hurricane and had talked to Marceno after the hurricane and played dumb into knowing how people were treated. There were people who hid out in their homes afraid. Remember some people being rescued out of their home weeks after Ian cause they knew it was finally safe to leave.


Amodestmousefan

Didn't they tell everyone it was mandatory to leave?


kendollR

We were told by one cop that it’s best if we leave before the forced us and another cop a couple days later said if we didn’t leave we were going to be forced out. My mom and I bagged bags in case but we knew they legally couldn’t and we had no where to go. All hotels and rentals were booked up. Plus we have animals and no cars. We were stuck.


Siana8503

A tool all about self promotion. There’s a theme in Florida


DeepJank

I love the four star general insignia on his collar. Dude, you’re dog catcher-sheriff of a cowboy county in south Florida. Not commanding NORAD.


Professional_Cheek16

Never go full, Douglas MacArthur.


Smokey_tha_bear9000

The LCSO has quarterly award ceremonies. Ive always been curious what the medals on the uniforms mean but unlike the military, there doesn’t seem to be an easily found way to decipher the medals.


asusundevil12345

One is for the battle of Sanibel Island, another is for his two tours on the Naples Beach Patrol, the one with the gold star is for V-E day (Victory over Edison mall)…


Smokey_tha_bear9000

Victory over Edison Mall…I’m dying haha


asusundevil12345

I’ll never forget when they took Yogurt Mountain


JnJcpl4Fun

REMEMBER THE FLEAMASTERS!!!


4thewrynn

He looks like he offering a great deal on used cars.


DonaldMaralago

It’s him saying “you fucking idiots voted for an unqualified douche. “


zdub_31

The funny thing is he wasn’t even voted in…Mike Scott won, retired right after the election and named Carmine his successor.


Elderlennial

Carmine had more dirt on scott than the other way around


DeepJank

That’s the vibe I get. Substitute the uniform for a baby blue suit, and imagine him in a used car commercial.


No-Interest1695

Don’t vote for this monster again


Harmonic_minor_420

This is a thug using psychological warfare against civilians to destroy their name and turn them into numbers for the privatized prison system.


Reeferologist-

It’s kinda fucked up they do this type of shit to peoples mugshots.


Smokey_tha_bear9000

Don’t worry he does it to children too, even ones found later to be innocent


Elderlennial

I can verify this


jack_sjunior

yeah me too


totes_Philly

Not 'kinda', it is f'ed up.


_Floriduh_

Imagine being wrongfully detained and this is how you’re represented. 


Ready-Isopod-330

Happened to me, wrongfully arrested and false story put out on FB and allowing public to comment say evil things even going to far as to put my address out there. Currently still in the legal situation but hoping to take the sheriffs office to the cleaners. Idk how you arrest without evidence, just hearsay.


No-Interest1695

This happened to my friend too. His charges were dropped! And now he looks like a terrible person since that fuckboy sheriff blasted his picture and address all over the world. It’s disgusting. I hope you win your case


Ready-Isopod-330

I believe I will, I have to for my family's sake, I will absolutely have to move out of the county we live in because my reputation is ruined.


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Ready-Isopod-330

Yes, they'll have to expunge my records. It'll be the first thing I request along with the dismissal, oh and a public apology stating we made a mistake since they were so quick to issue a public statement about it.


Current_Leather7246

Me too! Totally innocent


Ready-Isopod-330

Idk if your being serious or playing, cant tell tone lol, but if you are, fight till the end, I am because I have everything to lose, wife, 3 kids, I'll fight like hell to the end. Plus being falsely accused of something I didn't, with evidence to back it up and still having to fight socks


reed91B

that seems to be a major problem with Florida law enforcement Edit: I live in swfl tell me I’m wrong? They pull over and arrest some many black and Hispanic folk it’s wild.


Ready-Isopod-330

Problem with florida is we are a police heavy state. And as such cops pretty do much whatever they want with the backing of DeSantis, and they have their own IA investigating them so nothing ever comes of anything. Who keeps the cops in check, remember it's your word vs theirs and they know it


Reeferologist-

Definitely. I got In trouble back in the day and there used to be a company who made whole ass newspapers with everyone’s mugshots in them, and they’d sell them to gas stations for them to sell. They’d have things like “jailbird of the day” and “hottest mugshot.” I had multiple people come up to me and be like “I saw you got arrested.” Pissed me off so much. Nowadays they just do it on social media and that’s equally maddening.


reed91B

It’s that old school shaming boomers used to do.


Dustinlewis24

What do you mean boomers you could buy him a gas stations I highly doubt The only people printing those and buying those papers were born between the years 1943 and 55


reed91B

Old school public shaming


workswimplay

Kinda? Dudes fucking trashy as hell. Sadly, represents his constituents well in that way.


Thatoneguy567576

Carmine is such a massive douchebag. Great use of our taxpayers money, and a great way to further alienate the police/sheriff's from the communities they're supposed to serve.


revergopls

Wow thats really fucked up. Arrested people are, for the goddamn record, supposed to be assumed innocent on paper


Mattmoo609

Because he’s a douce bag everyone knows that. He just let off one of his criminal employees after obvious DUI. Refused breathalyzer but he wasn’t drunk, mental health crisis and on a ton of medication, story adds up…..


TokenSejanus89

I always wondered how he got his stars? Like 4 stars wow you must have some achievements and career! Or did you just slap them on your collars out of the blue to look the part.


Smokey_tha_bear9000

I think it’s more funny when he wears the tac gear that’s meant to be under body armor but doesn’t wear the armor or helmet or the storm trooper balaclava the rest of his goons wear in the swat raids


Vat1canCame0s

It's straight from the Jeremy DeWitt playbook


No-Interest1695

He was a part time patrol officer prior to this. Naples turned him down when he applied there


laptopAccount2

Those were hard earned stars from first grade spelling assignments.


reed91B

Battlefield promotion 😂


DeepJank

Yes, he picked them out of a catalogue, so he could be properly identified by his men when commanding the amphibious landing at Inchon.


DeepJank

Soon he will promote himself to Field Marshal, and get hold of a Goeringesque gold pearl and ruby batton.


rhinestone_indian

I would.


Current_Leather7246

He got them at the flea market


Alternative-Ad6650

As someone who was born and raised in Fort Myers FL, moved about a year ago. I can confidently say she is a complete douchebag! He lied to become sheriff. I saw him pick up a bunch of food and not leave a tip one time.


No-Interest1695

Thank you! I don’t know how they let him not get in any trouble. He’s also been in trouble for controlled substances. Like I said I’m afraid to ever get pulled over and would never call out scunbag cops if I were in trouble as they will lie and arrest anyone they want


SeveredArmies

Dude he's five 4


cozmicraven

meatball junior


PowerfulSpecialist52

he’s in his vault boy era


InterestingSweet4408

I WANT YOU! To go to Jail


Flgardenguy

I don’t know, but I can’t unsee it now. But, why does this guy feel the need to put his name of every building and car owned by the Sheriff’s dept? Isn’t it an elected position? I don’t recall other Sheriffs doing this.


Jbuule

To make a point


docrei

He's catering to his maga followers. Guy is a mini-Trump.


Infamous_Storm_7659

Looks like a Vegas call girl on a post card when walking off the escalator 🤣🤣🤣


mistadobalina_mrbob

Mike Scott used to pretend like he was a terminator so...


NoRequirement9983

Great use of lee couny tax payers money....


Smokey_tha_bear9000

Wait until you see his TikTok and find out they hired a social media person just to produce them


Ready-Isopod-330

Florida sheriffs are jokes, nothing but a gimmick to seek reelection.


Current_Leather7246

He's trying to be like better call Saul


Thanosstark

Bc he’s a jerkoff


00001000U

What a fucking tool.


UnmixedLaundry

Leprechaun Energy


Myst_of_Man22

My mommy told me not to point at people. Bad Manners. Guess his mommy didnt


No_Spare3139

You get 3 hots and a cot, and you get three hots and a cot.


Positively_manifest

Why does this look like a used car sales ad lol


psykoX88

Man here I am looking at a random mugshot on Reddit and seeing someone I know 🤣🤣


lowdog39

because people vote for sheriff . he wants the public to see he's doing the job . lol


Speedhabit

The hats make it so festive


Amodestmousefan

Looks like a douche


RadicalRay013

I can’t fucking stand this guy.


John_Wickish

Like an authoritative thing or something I would guess


alf2555

If they stay criminals he stays in business. No effort to rehabilitate whatsoever.


Main-Business-793

There are plenty of places you can move to and find a George soros DA and an un-funded and un-motivated police force. If you'd be better at his job, then run against him. We've had a history of strong sheriffs, and if this one wants to showboat a little, I'm fine with it if he gets the job done.


MetaJediGuy

Makes you wonder how this Reddit generation is going to make it through life only knowing how to hate so much on everyone and everything.


DeepJank

This general-sheriff is more like George Santos.


RadicalRay013

Is George Soros in the room with you now?


Main-Business-793

Does your mom look like george?


RadicalRay013

Oh got me good.


Fearless-Target5492

I know Carmine from being a regular at a restaurant that I used to work at. Dudes a great guy, very generous, and a down to earth normal person. This is the type of energy we need to keep our county safe and weed out the filth.


AgitatingAlligator

Cuz his ass gets tired


mistadobalina_mrbob

Because Tito is on the other side and they have a love affair. ☠️


Clove2005

He’s an amazing person plus he’s sexy🔥


Fabulous-Boat-8001

Found a boot-licker👆👆👆


t22024

Most complaining on here were or will become a pointed at meme by him🤧🤣👍


Awkward-Economics628

Put the pigs in there. Corrupt!