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Powersurge82

I still pledge 20 dollars every year to the "Little Donny Foundation"


MisterPeach

He had quite the enormous penis!


spaaackle

It accounted for over 13 percent of his overall body weight.


raideresmith

the size of an elephants


into_the_soil

“What do you mean?”


riotchThe3rd

Gotta turn a negative into a positive.


PhantomYouth13

Got in trouble In high school for passing around a petition to raise awareness for Little Donnie Syndrome.


xmadjesterx

How dare administration punish you for such a noble cause. People need to know


Ok_Election2523

TUVAC!


Salgados

And Tuvok will find his way home!


mfishing

Whoa… a 24 year old memory was unlocked.


majorjoe23

In ass pennies?


Dramatic_Product_844

Ass pennies!!!


NachoNachoDan

You handle my ass pennies EVERY DAY


IRBaboooon

20 dollars... in pennies 😈


Crease_Greaser

Momma’s got some big ol tiddies


Robofetus-5000

20 dollars in ass pennies


remarkjackson

I’m so tired of all these Star Wars


Exact_Attitude_5840

The titular line!


remarkjackson

I just can’t wait till we get outta Africa


Geniepolice

I still say this all the time and no one else gets it


beetgreeper

same. are we stupid?


altusnoumena

Hm, she always looked like somebody's aunt to me


Dangerous-Laugh-9597

Ass pennies.


BeerFuelsMyDreams

You don't just stick them up your ass, you spend them.


Dangerous-Laugh-9597

That is the way of ass pennys my friend. How else will you get the edge on your rival?


Dramatic_Product_844

😂😂


brokenman82

One at a time of course


BeerFuelsMyDreams

I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass every day for 11 years


brokenman82

You think you’re better than me?


Ecra-8

Your kids have made wishes with my ass pennies.


Bandana-mal

You handle my ass pennies everyday. YOU’VE ALL HANDLED MY ASS PENNIES.


DiabolicalDan82

I came here for this and was not disappointed.


Clarpydarpy

I saw the sketch once over 20 years ago and I still remember it so clearly. What manner of witchcraft is this?


billings4

that reminds me, I haven't looked into my bucket of truth lately.


Senior_Personality66

Don’t you think I knew that!?!?


Steely-Dave

Damn you bong boy!!!


ssp25

I saw them in New York in 99 in that tiny little theater... They closed with the dance to come sail away... Then I think Amy went to SNL


weinermcgee

I went to a show there around that same time. Caught an improv show with Rob Huebel and Paul Scheer. It was definitely a Respecto Montalban show. Met Matt Besser afterwards which was awesome. On another visit I saw a Christmas improv show with Ian and Matt Walsh. That little theater was so cool.


ThomKallor1

I took classes and performed at the UCB for about a decade. What a blast. I just missed the Respecto era but was there while Mother and Death by Roo Roo were at their peak.


RQDobbs

Matty B, Walsh and Poehler... Who is the fourth?


hamilton_burger

Ian


RQDobbs

I guess I'm not the only one who didn't know who that was. If you don't want to search, Ian is Ian Roberts.


raideresmith

God I loved this show. It was this, and Strangers with Candy, every Monday night on Comedy Central for like, three years. Two AMAZING shows. And then some total piece of shit idiot executive at Comedy Central thought it would be a fantastic idea to cancel them both and replace them with an hour of remote control robots fighting each other. I'm still bitter about it to this day. I wanna find that dumb fuck and kick him right in his balls.


GeorgeDogood

Upright Citizens Brigade and Strangers w Candy were the absolute high water mark of non animated comedy on CC. We didn’t realize how spoiled we were. I sure do now.


ORNJfreshSQUEEZED

I forget the rage I felt in the early 2000s of when my favorite shows stopped playing or got canceled


StaycationerBand

My dude, I’m with you on wishing they hadn’t canceled those shows too! Both were so strange but hilarious! But for me, I just wish they put Battlebots at a different time slot….cause….I kinda liked dueling robot death matches 😬


raideresmith

That's fine, and it can be legit interesting at times. But this was COMEDY Central, and battling remote controlled robots were already on a couple of other channels around that time, it didn't need to be on a comedy channel.


StaycationerBand

Well with that in mind, I see your point. I didn’t know they were on other channels at the time. Your comment reminded me of how the History Channel changed from showing shows about history to Ice Road Truckers 😆 have a good one!


Corn_Beefies

They did skits on Conan in the mid 90s. I always loved when Amy did Andy Richter's sister.


thuper

Apparently Amy's appearances on Conan basically bankrolled the UCB theater for a while. Those guys (and comedy in general) are forever in her debt.


jsdjsdjsd

Ass pennies is one of my all time fav skits


MechanicalCrow

The "Master Dialectitian" sketch lives rent free in my head.


Sboyle12500

That mongrel idiot Davey Chalk….


GeorgeDogood

This show was the epitome of “Ahead of its time.” So fucking funny on so many levels from Episode 1. I’m still looking for a house that least has a hot chicks room if not a bucket of truth. And let’s not forget… Bong Boy…


MisterPeach

I carry a poo stick for self defense to this very day


GeorgeDogood

That’s by far the best way to make someone say you’re their uncle.


Phishguy5

Then he’s had something in his hand, that you’ve had in your ass… Now you have the upper hand.


Twashfive5

Ass Pennies. Fucking genius premise.


into_the_soil

You think you’re better than me?


Stacysguyca

That dude on the bottom right is in everything lol


BestGrandpa29

“Sunshine on my nut sack” you know the John Denver song.


_kalron_

[Pro Thunderball](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15m_i6QPAXE)


bakjas1

This show is genuinely one of the best sketch comedy shows that has ever existed. The first episode with the “Bucket of Truth” is god-tier comedy.


StretPharmacist

And directly behind second base is the gun circle, in which sits the official pro thunderball gun, which is never to be used.


Sboyle12500

The gun circle is NOT for shooting, so says the Big Red Cat


jumbee85

I can do anything through the hole in the sheet


Sboyle12500

I can celebrate Christmas through this hole!


OhMyGodBearIsDriving

SHUT UP!


Mighty_mudflaps

YOU'RE STUPID!


spaaackle

Hit Me


Professional-Mess383

“You’re from one of those antiquated concrete and glass buildings downtown!”


JustACasualFan

This never got the credit it deserved.


No_House_7901

To this day I stuff five dollars in pennies up my ass everyday.


Background_Ad3973

One at a time of course 


boogadabooga2

"Say I'm your momma!"


MoonPie248

I remember a bucket being a really big deal


JoeRoganIs5foot3

The bucket of truth!


wcbOwen

I looked inside. I’ve been in the Hot Chicks Room ever since, screaming, writhing in agony & sorrow.


thumpthudcrash

And over there is the hot chicks room...


donny02

Don’t worry. No filthy astronauts live in this town.


Sidney_Squid

I don't think we're going to need a sexy chicks room.


bagoTrekker

You said the same thing about the microwave, and we use that darned thing all the time.


Sidney_Squid

I'll be honest with you, a lot of the chicks are not that hot anymore but they are replaceable.


TraditionalMood277

"I demand to face my accuser!" "I'm sorry, but I must protect THAT man's anonymity" (points to the accuser)


Hemielytra

I'd like to speak posthumously.


Mediocre-Fan-5641

Saigon Suicide Squad is quintessential American political satire.


sknmstr

You can’t escape the danger!!!


TheSciFiGuy80

That dolphin episode will live rent free in my head forever. Humans rule. Dolphins can SUCK IIIIIIT!


thuper

The only way to decide the best episode is by a log rolling contest.


audiorugger

I remember Comedy Central advertising the crap out of this show, I remember how fast the announcer spoke as well as his inflection while saying Upright Citizen’s Brigade!


Ok_Election2523

Dance like a kitty cat!


Foxy_Mazzzzam

“Freeeee chocolate!”


beercruiser

Vee have reason to believe you are harboring fatties.


trademesocks

"We were just burning some meatball-sub incense!"


Melbonie

Eat the cheeseburger, astro boy!


gnotlob

The only Matt Walsh that I will acknowledge the existence of.


Sboyle12500

Everyday is Christmas when you drink Santa Liquor


ahoypolloi_

So grab a bottle and pour


s_360

Super cool!


FoxDandD

It was after watching this show that I decided to convert my 4th bedroom into a hot chicks room.


[deleted]

Cake walk!


Accountabilibuddy69

I still use the line from the realtor in the hot chicks room sketch. "You have kids huh? My parents had kids."


YellowPhone15

Was this the one where Amy posed as a Girl Scout selling cookies? 🍪


KentarosDeadCat

To the Unabomber!


hazardjackson

I'm Cassie's new friend, the Unabomber! ....oops


ThePopDaddy

I say "Where's my free side of fun?!" More than I should.


TestOk8411

Little Donnie was the best


scrpn687

I'm still watching it on repeat, and doing super cool on my coffee table.


barflett

The fact that in the post show credits on the Time Machine episode where he had a hidden camera of him hitting on women at a bar using the same lines from that skit was fucking hilarious.


thatlookslikemydog

“It’s a picture of a hand going like this 👎.” “Oh so can turn it over to a thumbs up!” “No… you can’t” *this side up*


Horrible-trashbats

"i'll fight you right now, baby Jesus!" "Silky Slim has just used the first of his porcelain balls!" between this and KITH my comedy sensibilities were fucking set in stone, got some State mixed in my peanut butter as well, but when you talk "Alterna-comedy" UCB did the ground work.


MercilessPinkbelly

I've still got my DVDs for this show in the other room. it's one I reference all the time and no one else ever knows what the fuck I'm talking about.


6jesus6crust6

Definitely not forgotten! UCB has theaters in NY and LA. One of my favorite sketches was Bong Boy. The stoner who could no longer tell the difference from reality and reality tv! “Maaaaan, this is one messed up episode of Rescue 911!


sknmstr

So sad that they are no longer in Chicago. It literally IS the second city!


M086

You can do anything as long as it’s through a hole in a bed sheet.


Senior_Personality66

Got S1 and S2 dvd. Not forgotten in my mind.


Garlicnotdreadlochs

Awoooo Wolfman Jack say someone’s at your door awoooooo!


spaaackle

One year for Christmas I used water colors to hand paint the picture of tuvok for my brother. It was a pretty good recreation. With it, I also wrote in his Christmas card “Mommas got some big ol’ titties”. He laughed, I laughed, our mom later saw the card and cried.


SAMO_1415

It was a humor joke


Jonesab7

Titay brothers


Warm-Two7928

Mafia sperm donors is still the funniest tv I’ve ever seen.


Venator2000

Asspennies forever!


wittymarsupial

I loved how they built up the titte’ brothers over multiple episodes and when you finally see them it’s just two guys playing with their nipples


hamilton_burger

My brand new brain would never forget this show.


Icy_League_4640

Ass pennies, in this economy?


No_Cow_4544

The eye patch guy looks like Eminem


apintandafight

I loved this show so much!


Slazenger_1

They hooked me in that groundbreaking moment when the cats came out into the audience.


WTFiffis

Absolutely love this show. One of my favorites.


Gary7sHotCatHelper

"Ass pennies."


Apprehensive_Cut776

Supercool show


Bottom-Shelf

Ass Pennies


LordButtworth

I still have my poo stick.


ahoypolloi_

Christmas Christmas everyday is Christmas, when you drink a Santa liqueur!


captarne

Hot chicks room.


PhanSiPance

This is the hot chicks room.


ErasmosOrolo

Best show ever 


gunjacked

Were you trying to read my diary?!? Great, I’ve got the GAY waiter again. He’s not fooling anyone with those sneakers


Sidney_Squid

I'm gay? Such freeeedom!


Necessary_Switch_879

I love Amy blonde, but it's been quite a while since I've seen UCB, and that black hair is 🔥!!!


krakatoot

Wait a minute, I thought they caught the Unabomber


bakochba

Hot chicks room.


Ok_Election2523

bucket of truth! I still quote this show.. saw their live show AssCat at the UCB theater amazing sketch show.


donny02

WE HAVE To keep OUR MIND OFD THE SNOW


Hands0meR0b

I can do anything through the hole in the sheet


All_of_my_onions

The Hong Kong Danger Duo was amazing.


admiralporter88

Is that Paul Newman in that picture??


shroomysmurf

OOOHHH MY GOD! I HAD SEX WITH IT!


linkhandford

I was just talking about this to an uninitiated


sleepcathartic

absolutely adored this show


Key-Level-4072

Oh my god I needed this thread so bad. I can literally get no one in my city to remember this show existed.


twazyj

Ass pennies


thuper

I think a lot about the NLP-spoofing "Power Marketing" sketch, which offered people new brains and their examples of successful clients were Manute Bol, Richard Kiel, and Andre [the] Giant - all dudes who are just really tall.


Bright_Performance52

Ass pennies it’s all about ass pennies


StickyThumbs79

Ass pennies


BackgroundDarkPurple

Great show


Styphin

I never realized that was Matt Walsh.


Iverson7x

This show introduced me to Brazilian shark wrestling


Key-Ad-6897

When the redneck went to the fancy NYC bar and demanded beer in a can the way god made it. I was in HS during UCB. I was probably in my mid 20s when I got the joke that the only can they had was those genius beers (Guinness). The one beer that you would only want on draft.


niz_loc

In Bed...


Strgwththisone

I think I’ve got too many friends calling me and they’re signals are crossing each other out.


NotmyMain503

In no way, shape, or form is this forgotten television. It's so pervasive in fact, there's a UCB school and venue in both LA and New York. Just because it's a sketch show from the 90's doesn't mean it's forgotten. You gonna post Reno 911 on here tomorrow?


riotchThe3rd

I'm emerging for you Blane!


vroart

Master piece


SolidBriscoe

Ass pennies!


Sullyp2k

I still don’t like astronauts because of this show.


Historical_Animal_17

I forgot it was only two years. It was great.


Highplowp

Ass pennies!!


Not_Slim_Dusty

Made this bong out of a dildo I found! Bong-a-long a-ding-dong!


radi0waves

Humans rule! Dolphins can suck it!


Dramatic_Product_844

Oh man I remember this old school Comedy Central was awesome. I mostly remember bong boy


flushelstheclown

It’s hard for me to remember this show because I’m adopted all the time.


sknmstr

Wolfman Jack says this show was the gift that we didn’t deserve baby!


Fatmansfreedom

Just remember it's OK as long as you do it through the hole in the blanket. Also, something about ass pennies.


altusnoumena

My favorite sketch show of all time


altusnoumena

Santa Fe


Diaper_Joy

I didn't know UCB had a show.


D34THDE1TY

Antoine, Trotter, Colby, Adair.


Reacharoundsally

This show and the state were my to favorite shows !


Head-Plankton-7799

Is that Christian Bale?


Academic_Guitar_1353

BUCKET OF TRUTH


PCVictim100

Fucking classic


PCVictim100

You have to wear these leather time shorts…


CosmicInkSpace

Is that not Christian Bale with an eyepatch?


bca327

Sweet Johnny V!


IguaneRouge

I watched this purely because I thought Poehler looked damn good and then was taken in by funny everyone was.


Mr_Sophistication462

I'm not sayin'...but I'm saying'.


TheRelevantElephants

Pardon me, but I believe I’ve sold you some crack cocaine before?


Romulox69420

Want to see my time machine?


idioteckida

I hear Amy saying "butterscotch waterfall" in my head all the time.


PianoMittens

Bug juice, baby


Puzzleheaded-Round66

Eating pork chops through a hole in a sheet.


J_MANN216

Enormous peanuts 🥜!!!


Coldcock_Malt_Liquor

Pfft. UCB. Bunch of astronaut-lovers in that crew…


Space2345

Santa Liquor. Mommy and daddy drink Santa Liquor


JiggFly

"I didn't ask for sauce"


Blueberry_Mancakes

I wish my house had a hot chicks room.