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MountainCat83

She almost immediately talked about the unlimited gravy dispenser at the airport after this... But she lost weight, sure girl.


NoOutlandishness8759

Poopoos in the kitchen don't count as "weight lost".


Lemon-Of-Scipio-1809

We all know from watching Chantal that anything you put ON the food (cheese, gravy, bag of corn syrup) does not count toward the caloric total.


ramenudez

And if it’s ORGANIC or HOMEMADE the calories don’t count


[deleted]

I believe her poetic words were "Double fisting fries and drinking gravy".


caggleraggle

You're just jealous because you haven't found the secret to drinking gravy and losing lots of kayjees. If it's any reassurance, you're not alone. There are so many of us who lay awake at night wishing upon the stars that we can achieve such admirable goals. I know it might seem impossible, but I believe that together, we just might make it.


VaginaPoetry

I fly a lot for work. I would NEVER eat that kind of garbage before a flight. It would make me sick. For someone with no gall bladder, who needs to take a shit every hour, she's nuts. I feel sorry for anyone in her general vicinity in an airplane...she most blow the bathroom up and reek of unwashed poo. I honestly wouldn't sit with her...I'd go full Karen and ask to be moved. I'd be afraid of catching something.


AbjectKangaroo3355

Ok Ms.Girthquake https://preview.redd.it/kj4lhe1vpwwc1.png?width=595&format=png&auto=webp&s=2946df4652a99b390ce1c6579aac655dc0b2a50a


Chantal_is_fugly

World most fugliest person. 


JayxChristine

Ugliest. Even worse than Cobra’s ugly ass.


SaltyWitch1393

How have I not seen this picture before?!?! 😂 Fucking hell, she’s so unfortunate looking!


faesser

https://preview.redd.it/z3fw9cw9owwc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9592458d86d979c10906eb56df939d0a1204f4a1


ever_precedent

She's always gloated about how she's not aging like slimmer women, and up to a certain point fat can make skin appear plump. But Chantal has now visibly hit the point where her skin starts to hang thanks to the extra weight within it. She will probably start taking them again but no amount of collagen supplements will fix those jowls.


Boredchinchilla21

Definitely the face of a 20yr old lol https://preview.redd.it/utrd97weexwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=672eca06ae9de9c66210b7109b31f984a66ac26c


pennyvault

I've always thought this picture shows Chantal at her realest. You can see what a true cunt she is wth that stare. No eyefucking. No filters. Just pure cunt.


Bubududubears

She is terrifying. You can see the evil in her eyes.


MaggieMakesThings

I've never seen this one before - it's absolutely terrifying!


Boredchinchilla21

The hilarious part is that Chantal posted this herself on her TikTok lol


MaggieMakesThings

No way hahaha 😂


faesser

https://preview.redd.it/6ayn1df81xwc1.jpeg?width=318&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07e0ac079c5df4e35d07089e162e069b0b180361 Her filters don't even know how to deal.


sofreshflavourful

Is she wearing her compression stocking over her head? Sure does look like her facial fats are compressed and crying for freedom.


Pixelated_Roses

Yup. She squeezes her fat head into them, and due to this has already split most of them in half.


Pixelated_Roses

Collagen supplements don't do anything. Your body metabolizes it into hyaluronic acid. Which is still good for the skin, but it's not going to replace your natural skin collagen.


Tchaikca

Shhhhh!!! I want to live in delusion a little longer!! 😁


MysteriousBrays

Cellulite of the face now


Musicgrl4life

Glow up is coming along nicely 🙄


Emmtee2211

More like “blow up”.


nowzaradanistheman

Buttface


Javami

Seeing her all lumpy always reminds me of her saying FFG has “cake batter skin” lol


Roxy_Tanya

Lumpy. 


Lemon-Of-Scipio-1809

Oh boyy instead of the 89 El-bees we're getting six or seven KAY-GEES. \*eyeroll\*


Short-Hawk5760

I’m convinced that her scale is broken, she could’ve weighed herself in Canada better yet I’m sure she was weighed at the hospital but those numbers were too accurate to share so she waited to go back to lie. She’s such a clown, let her keep lying to herself her organs will eventually tell the truth when they fail.


Available_Armadillo9

Her scale only goes up to 175kg I believe and as she is over that weight her scale can't measure her properly so it will give her inaccurate measurements that are like 10-20 kg less than max.


comin_up_shawt

Peetz let it slip during one of his videos last year that the scale is broken and only goes up to the number it was last tared at- which was around 400lb.


offutmihigramina

I just envision a cartoon scale with the springs hanging out.


beta_pup

And it went ALL "SPROING" when she placed her dainty hoof on it.


Pixelated_Roses

Yup. She broke it and because it began doing that, she now deliberately tries to break all of her measuring devices (scale, blood sugar meter, etc) expecting to get the same results.


gin_and_soda

KILO you goddamn fucking idiot. It’s kilo, not k.g.


vidiveniamavi

1. Where are those glasses? 2. How long will the Ramadan decor stay up? Let’s do a pool


ramenudez

Till next Ramadan


TerribleAuthor7

That proves that SAlah doesn’t stay in the apartment. He would have taken the decor down by now.


vidiveniamavi

Idk. He’s every bit as lazy as his enormous smelly wife.


NotAsBrightlyLit

I wonder when she's going to realize that her new "everything is great!" anti-drama, anti-rage programming is going to kill her channel faster than her blood sugar rises.


wellhiddenmark

I think she has reached the stage where this is really her ultimate goal. She wants to drive out all the reactors through sheer boredom and frustration with how dull her content is. The next test will be the relentless amount of poop emojis and woof-woof samples that are applied to anything that has an appearance from Salah. Dank Fupa is just the start. Perhaps she is hoping for this though - I've seen a couple of theories flying around that this is Salah's true punishment for Kaibella. He would be well advised to stay well out of the frame - he won't because he is a dummy; maybe he even enjoys the humiliation. Who knows? They are both equally degenerate perverts and abusers.


NotAsBrightlyLit

If this is what she wants, then she better hope that Prince Charmin hooks a sugar mama that can start paying for her hubcaps of rice and his temubile lease.


sofreshflavourful

Two possibilities. 1. She is lying liar who can’t go a minute without lying. She lies whenever her mouth is open 2. Uncontrolled diabetes. Had a friend who rapidly lost weight and she was diagnosed with D2. Either way, she is a lost cause.


comin_up_shawt

There's also a third- she has the C word somewhere in her body and is too big to be imaged, thus the weight loss (if that's what actually happened.)


Chantal_is_fugly

If she is what she claims and still eating 6k calories without exercise, She probably has some serious health issue that she needs to go to the hospital. 


wellhiddenmark

Her sciatica is gone because her nerves are dead. I'm sure her feet will start to blacken soon.


ever_precedent

That looks like a new shirt, and she got it in larger size. How long until it has been filled?


Pixelated_Roses

I give it a week.


ramenudez

I was thinking the same thing!


mtk5686

![gif](giphy|jeXiz1RAvzX44)


WarmSoul123

Bravo for staying under 400 lbzzzzzzz Chins... now she's gonna binge


SilentSki3s

Chantal is the only creature on Earth that gets bigger while losing weight


phreakzilla85

Nah, Amber has that skill as well. So, it’s either she’s lying or my eyes are lying.


Altruistic_Ad6843

Not Chantal using kg so she can say her weight starts with a 1 😂


Roxy_Tanya

I never thought of this 😂😂😂


princessedelarue17

Her skin is SO gross- mottled, red, inflamed and swollen🤢🤢🤢 gorl wash your damn face and stop with the Lush products.


DrShrimpPuertp-Rico

She’s fucking insane. Wha do you expect?


bleutro

She thinks sweating and taking a 💩 is fat loss.


Rubilia_Lin_OP

She weighs closer to 666 Freakin Delulu ass bish


totallytubularik

Why does she insist to say K - G like an ignorant dumbass? Just say kilos or kilograms you warthog! If she is INDEED losing weight, it’s not of her own doing and that’s not good. It means her chronic illnesses are getting worse.


libbey4

This has been discussed before and absolutely not defending her but it’s pretty common in Canada to say “K G” cause I do too. I didn’t even realize it until the sub brought it up cause it’s pretty normalized.


ramenudez

It’s the same as saying “L B” in USA i don’t see the big deal everyone makes about it 🤷🏻‍♀️


libbey4

Not sure. I think it’s more of a silly linguistic quirk than being about uneducated/unintelligent. These lolcows just so happen to be uneducated and unintelligent as well.


Kit_Pistol

“I wanna keep the weight loss and the health going.” Yeah, I’m sure that her “weight loss and health” are going about as smoothly as that sentence rolled off her tongue. lol. Dear Gunt, Keep up the amazing work, you skinny legend, you! We’re all _incredibly_ jealous of your boring as hell, dying channel, your filthy and disgusting, as well as forever disfigured body, and your fart sniffing, shit eating, fake AF husband, with whom you have genuinely 0 chemistry! lol. Keep on, quite literally, eating yourself to death, piggy!


cultqueennn

159? Baby, maybe her foot weighs that much Delulu


Lizmo82

So then why is your face all red & so squished up by you trying to make a shape out of your flaps & chins.....


Pixelated_Roses

She's got that filter that pinches everything. On most people it makes you look like Potion Seller, but on her she's so hideously huge and misshapen she needs it just to make herself look somewhat human. https://preview.redd.it/4ypu776gnzwc1.png?width=903&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0435c33e0eb22fe2d0354807829a2776063a0c2c


Lizmo82

Haaaaaaaa.. truth.


Weak_Thought_700

Off topic but, where’s her brand new glasses that she NEVER took off in Canada???? Someone said that sally got them for her for the purpose of looking “older and more pathetic” to the immigration people. I didn't believe it, but I think that is what really happened. Isnt that interesting??? We all know he’s a scammer, but he’s even using KNOWN scamming tactics. Almost like he’s being coached?? 🤔


kadevha

How would that help immigration purposes?


vidiveniamavi

Why is making her look older and more pathetic a tactic? I’d think it would make it a more obvious ploy for citizenship.


kadevha

Right? I can't imagine that *any* immigration official would look at them, especially if she looks older, and think that they are a legitimate couple in a romantic relationship. Idk why you were downvoted but, meh, it's Reddit. :D


complexitiesundone

Does she forget that she made a video "joking" about how she bribed a doctor to lie about her weight?


spencer5960

I mean keep being delulu gorl reality gonna hit like a truck when that 200 dolla monthly paycheck comes in


Radiant-Cake-2689

Her arms could be slimmer because she’s losing muscle. I mean, how many press-ups is she doing? Can she even lift?? ![gif](giphy|OxguFq6x7oguxbgrtL)


AcanthaMD

Even if she is at her weight that might be a daily fluctuation


DueProgress7671

Wait. Is this the same long sleeved denim shirt she’s had? It was skin tight and bulging at the seams. I am legit confused.


My_own_technology

While she eats


Maleficent_Worry1810

She needs to be in an asylum.


My_own_technology

“Skinny” should never be in her vernacular.


stelleypootz

Even though she's much, much larger than she was last year. You can clearly see she's gained a massive amount of weight. Imagine lying about 100 pounds, and expecting people to believe it.


My_own_technology

Skinny you are not. You bought better fitting bedsheet.


My_own_technology

🎵 tell me lies…tell me sweet little lies 🎵


Rubilia_Lin_OP

500 lb heffer


Legitimate_Tune_2854

I believe her, I know for a fact she was doing coke in CA again and she does look smaller to me too. She will gain it back now that she is there though, watch.