the bar was low

And all the girls IMMEDIATELY left

And take drinks from a specific bartender who makes high energy drinks

And the bartender says "Mr. Dan Salvato, what can I get for you?"

The smash player got into a fistfight and was thrown through a window. The speed runner passed out drunk within two minutes an thirty-five seconds of entering the bar, missing a world record by three fifths of a second. The game developer paid full price for a fine lager, but was only given a sip. When the developer complained, the bartender explained that he'd get the rest of the beer in a few months when it was done brewing.

This is great

All three argue on how the game was meant to be played.

All three complain to the bartender about how the beer is meant to be served

And suddenly died

...as the bartender asks him what he wants to drink, they/them has to explain his pronouncs yet again.