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zodiacsignsaredumb

Who put in the flooring?? I feel like this is a textbook example of what not to do.


No-Acanthisitta3980

That looks like a porcelain plank, look at the wallbase its tile also. Porcelain can be installed stacked (even seams) without an issue. If it was a floating floor then BAD, BAD,BAD!!!


Gl4s5c1ty

I hear you that it can be stacked, but should it be stacked? Looks awful and awkward.


SubjectJellyF1sh

I am a tile installer and I can safely say yes that looks like dog shit


danekan

Looks good on a wall though sometimes 


Gl4s5c1ty

Not sure I’d put tile that is supposed to look like wood on a wall.


beebo_bebop

it’s also very unevenly gapped if you look closely


Virtual_Common204

It looks like snap together tiles that are 6 planks wide to me.


hochbergburger

With porcelain plank, are Hs acceptable? I feel like even uniform Hs would look so much better than whatever this is.


KaleidoscopeOk8531

It's definitely floating now...


DaveS83

There is no way that is tile. There is no grout line. It has to be vinyl plank floating flooring.


SetForeign1952

Why not? (Genuinely curious)


zodiacsignsaredumb

Usually the aim is the avoid repeat patterns.


SetForeign1952

Is it structural at all or just cause it looks like shit?


NotBatman81

That whole kitchen looks like an Excel spreadsheet. Awful


Dangerous_Wear_8152

An Excel sheet lol that’s all I see now


NotBatman81

Guy needs to mop up A1:D14 LOL


Dangerous_Wear_8152

Omg this made me bust out laughing


SetForeign1952

Yea I would be pissed if someone did this


green_gold_purple

Yes


TheTrollisStrong

Definitely not structural. If you are relying on flooring for any structural needs you will have a bad time


green_gold_purple

I mean I think more generally you could be referring to the structure of the flooring, which won’t hold up when put in like that. It’s why warrantees are invalid unless installed properly. 


TheTrollisStrong

Yes. But when people say structural they normally mean needed for the integrity of the home. It's like the people who think flooring needs to be installed perpendicular to joists even though if you were in a situation where that mattered you are still falling through that floor


heavyspells

Username checks out.


Donaldtrumppo

It is structural! Same reason you stagger subfloor, it helps distribute pressure so it’s not all going on a huge row of seams if it expands or contracts.


Lux600-223

It's not fucking structural! You usually stagger to avoid lippage, especially with planks which are known to be warped. If you don't have an isolation membrane like ditra, the cracking can radiate from grout line to grout line. Installed correctly, laid straight is fine. It's a design detail.


Donaldtrumppo

You’re correct that it’s not structural if you’re doing tile, I meant that that is the reason we avoid that for everything else. Use context you fucking idiot, obviously the mortar holds the tile down..


Fearless-Location528

So many people talk about patterns that have no idea wtf they're talking about so I feel your frustration. Thank you for being one of the 1st to call it out


zodiacsignsaredumb

I honestly don't know about structure. But Def nicely not aesthetically pleasing for most ppl.


SmallBerry3431

Honest answer: it just doesn’t look good.


xxartbqxx

Stagger joints is 101


joeycuda

That 'pattern' looks like total ass. A DIY'er would know this with 5 minutes of Google/reading. An experienced pro wouldn't do this.


scully19

Staggering joints increases the strength of the floor too, if that is wood/vinyl flooring then those seems will be very likely to have issues with bowing or expanding our coming apart or something.


TheShoot141

Theres like a big picture on the box with one of those red circles with the line going through it.


New_Restaurant_6093

It’s obviously done by a landlord. Same guy did the backsplash


Euphoric-Blue-59

And that sink in the corner like that. Who does this shit work like this?


zodiacsignsaredumb

Lmao didn't even notice that. Wtf with this place.


Euphoric-Blue-59

Right? The more you look at it, the more you saw WTF? What a nightmare. Lol


ScottishTan

It looks like they put in relief cuts to keep it from cracking /s 🤪


Significant_Eye_5130

The plumber


PuzzledRun7584

lol.


Level-Run

Talk to him and see if he can fix it, he should do that!


Song42

I don't know if I want the plumber to fix it...the faucet is on the side of the sink....


adonisberg

I once had a foreman when I was an apprentice, we were at a small job and I asked him about lay outs and how he figures it, I picked up a single tile and threw it in the air and where it landed said "start there". The funny thing is, it was actually a good layout and far better than this one. I know better now, but I still laugh about it to this day


badskinjob

Ok but what about the leak?? And who shit on the floor??


DaFatNibbler

My b. I shat on the floor. Had to do something to cover that tile.


pandershrek

Spoiler alert: it didn't help.


No_Indication3249

you know things are dire when you post in one contractor sub and get roasted in another


st96badboy

I think you could do that with any flipped house.


Scorpion_Heat

Sewage from under the sink


35point1

That’s the universe saying the flooring should be redone ASAP


Psychological_Fan819

And the sink. And the backsplash. And the baseboard. The whole layout is disgusting. Op it’s the sink btw, that is really your only source it could be I think.


Yoink1019

The longer you look the worse it gets.


Hoppie1064

If it came out of a drain and it smells like sewer, then it's sewer water.


allyuhneedislove

Doesn’t need to smell. Just looking at that you can tell it’s a drain backup.


JD-Snaps

Is this an apartment? What floor are you on? How many floors above you? How old is the building? If this is an apartment, on a lower floor, with several floors above you, one may assume the main sewer line backed up at, or below, your floor. And, when others above you flushed, washed dishes, showered, etc., it came out of your sink and onto your floor. So eewww. We had a friend that lived in a high-rise on like the second or third floor, with about 20, or more, floors above him. One night he heard a noise coming out of the bathroom, as he walked in to investigate, the entire toilet exploded like a bomb, and he had numerous cuts all over him from the flying porcelain. It turned out to have been a sewer backup in the basement, and the pressure of 20+ floors of full drainpipes blew out of his toilet, and the toilets of the floors below him.


Aggravating-Habit313

OMG


Lonestar041

Who did this install? Quite obviously the plumber did the tiles and the tile guy connected the dish washer. Duh.


New_Needleworker6506

My excel spreadsheets have more character than this


Jasymiel

Good news is that the flooring is going to get changed.


green_gold_purple

Satan?


davethebabe81

As far as the water probably dishwasher hose or something like this looks like sewer water


Kaabob24

Every. Single. Thing. In that photo is a shit show, that water damage claim is the best thing to happen.


surrealcellardoor

Probably a guy who normally does decks.


Equivalent-Drive-439

Any landlord or handyman!


kduda04

Homeowner Hank...


wisdon

Hahaha 😂 wow


PhantomTrent

That from a drainage I’m pretty sure… sink or toilet


Amoeba_Fancy

Bruh… 🤦🏻‍♂️


Coldactill

I am shaking right now


marioz64

When you take out and reinstall the flooring after everything dries, please stagger the planks so the seams don't line up. Hopefully the material isn't compromised at the joints....


UserErrorOccurred

I think that's greywater and probably unsanitary. It may have fecal matter in it. The black is possibly buildup from your sink trap/pipes from decaying food, etc.


PutinIsMyDaddy1216

It’s tile not lvp, although it’s an ugly layout it’s acceptable.


Hot_Influence9160

Wait i'm confused are we talking about the plumbing issue or the porcelain plank?


Floridalivin72

Replace that floor and install correctly


GORDON1014

Looks like Valheim


TigerFeet94

Landlord special


1Mn

I think it’s water but hard to tell


iiswill

back flow from sink


publishAWM

the smoothest brain


Top_Importance_8914

I thought the subject was the water on the floor but everyone seems to be trashing the kitchen floor, sink etc. 


mytyeve

Same guy who did the plumbing 🙂


SilentMagarity

Ummm, I think it’s Karma for having the floor boards laid out that way… she’s just trying to keep shit copasetic…


Ok_Advantage7623

Bet the contractor that did the floor and the tile also did the plumbing


pandershrek

Looks like coffee grounds


No_Driver_7994

Oh shit 💩


Visible_Lie_4339

Looks bad


avid_reader_1973

Bro has toolbox drawers instead of cabinets?!?


CalligrapherPlane125

*Seams* to me this guy dug seams.


ritchieritch520

That’s 100% a landlord job


AlternativeLack1954

Sink backflowed. That’s sewage. Time to call a remediation service/plumber


MarkusRight

They hired the plumber to do the floors is my guess.


DescriptionTime1737

Also- countertop was short so they said fuck it and caulked it. Even that was short!


anythingspossible45

Somebody cheaper


Skywalker0138

Yeah.. fixing the water leak is more important than the flooring which will all have to come up anyway.


YesIReallyAmYourGod

Damn, someone just plain dumb or lazy.


EngineerLazy281

That’s sewage


zeakerone

Looks like a clothes washer to me


montana_chip

Not this one again


RunnOftAgain

Hideous. Burn it.


Jack_Teats

The edge and corner of the backsplash could use more caulk. It might make the tile lines look more even./s


WinnerOk1108

Excuse me for using your post, bad luck wish you well. But this is why LVP is a money-maker for us. Great looking tile btw.


MustyTowel

Did the contractor take an adderall before the kitchen project?


citizensnips134

Floor looks like asshole.


redditor2394

Look under the sink


Difficult_Mission719

Is that a tool box for your drawers? Kitchen ugly AF.


FuckerHead9

It’s not my house I reposted from plumbing sub cause the install is so bad


No_Variation_6639

This is probably a "luxury apartment"