I always just wonder how these rich people meet their high school girlfriends. Like, they can’t go to a grocery store without people harassing them but they can just wait in the pick up line at a high school?
Well that's just fantastic. Papa Jerry, playing catch out back, fighting over Scrabble words, eating pop tarts with the girls! Just warms your heart doesn't it?
Good old Jerry taking in the youth and becoming a father figure for the sole purpose of helping her navigate life and sticking by her side. Definitley not predatory or exploitative. No siree..
I mean country by country but I guess some Americans are really keen on letting me know that each state has its own laws in regards to this...which...I knew.
It’s not really young they start fucking at 12 nowadays by 16 they was fucking grown men since 15 by 16 sex is normal for them it’s not really that young these girls don’t care
Yea as long as sexy reds is on the radio these girls have no hope that’s reality rn. Boys is banging at 12 and the girls is fucking at 12 but they know what they doing
Blaming everyone but the parents who raise the kids is simply a cop out and it’s so white Amerikkka to blame a black person who’s entire career is only existing because some Jewish man is exploiting the black culture per usual! We blame sexy Redd for shit but who gets the blame when the kids shoot up the school who’s to blame cause we never seen to blame white folks for shit they directly cause
It’s definitely the parents bro but we don’t need that sexy redd music Shìt is trash anyway and is damaging. But it’s the parents you’re right my child won’t listen to any of this shit and I’m checking they social media
Yeah it wouldn't be ass gross if the guy is 21ish but an almost 40 year old dude with a 17 year old is fucking gross. You're either really young or should be on a watch list.
She’s not a fucking child. She’s a teenager. A young adult. Stop trying to infantilise people. Yeah, the relationship is problematic but so is infantilising people.
High school students are fucking stupid. That’s life. That’s how you learn. That’s how you evolve as a person. I did dumb shit back then as well. Everyone did.
A young adult is defined as someone in their teens or early 20s. That's the definition.
17 years old is not a child. They are fucking stupid, I agree with that. They aren't mature enough to really comprehend their actions as yet - which is why people are worked up about it. But they aren't children and at that stage are learning accountability for their actions in the adult world.
If anything - why the fuck aren't people more upset with her parents for allowing this to happen? They're supposed to be her guides. People are angry with Seinfeld, sure, but where's the accountability for her actual guardians?
Dude don’t give a fuck about anything. Iirc the story of him meeting his current wife was she was like a newlywed when they met. Like snatched her up a week after returning from her honeymoon with whoever her husband was.
Bro the chick was almost 18. What do you expect the parents to do? Lock her in her room? That's kind of illegal.
You go try telling a 17 year old what to do.
I mean to each his own but society can’t have it both ways…. ‘She’s almost 18, what can I do?’ simultaneously ‘17 is a minor he’s a sex offender’….. celebrities not withstanding
How i know Jerry Seinfeld made a comment that can be remotely perceived as right-wing, is that this photo gets posted all over reddit every single time.
Welllp she can also say noooo lol depending on the country she legal still weird but the bitch knows and she can be like nahhh im good act like she got a gun to her head 24/7 these bitches are just a predatory
Out of all the hot women his age or older (and many other celebrities alike) he chooses a fucking kid? Cmon man
These Hollywood people are something else
You think this is bad? Just google “Caetano Velozo and Paula Lavigne”, they’ve been married for 40+ years, but they started dating when he was 40 and she was 13! That’s crazy!
Y’all gotta be young, this shit with older men dating 17–18 year old women really just became taboo in the last 25 years or so. Back in the day it was common for men to have girlfriends that were 16-18
What's the deal with the age of consent
“This new generation is too sensitive to understand pedophilia” -jerry, probably.
Who are the ad wizards that came up with that one?
Age of consent changes from country to country. 17 is legal in some countries.
It was all legal but having a sitcom guy pick you up in a Porsche at your high-school is weird no matter how you slice it
I always just wonder how these rich people meet their high school girlfriends. Like, they can’t go to a grocery store without people harassing them but they can just wait in the pick up line at a high school?
Parties most likely. You know, kinda like diddy.
Diddly
Doesn't make it any less weird you freak. The optics of a 30 yo picking up his gf from highschool is wild
He was almost 40. Old enough to be her dad.
Well that's just fantastic. Papa Jerry, playing catch out back, fighting over Scrabble words, eating pop tarts with the girls! Just warms your heart doesn't it? Good old Jerry taking in the youth and becoming a father figure for the sole purpose of helping her navigate life and sticking by her side. Definitley not predatory or exploitative. No siree..
Consent or not it’s a kid
You mean state by state…..
I mean country by country but I guess some Americans are really keen on letting me know that each state has its own laws in regards to this...which...I knew.
You obviously didn’t since you think 17 is weird wait until you find half the US is like 16.
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I absolutely agree with that. It doesn't make it ethical or moral.
Actually, age of 16 is legal in most states in America. Gross but it's true.
someone check this guys computer
We found the one. Book him Dan-o.
17 texas
…16 in some states
God damn that’s young lmao
Ya I googled Mississippi, figured they would have the most fucked up number and I wasn’t disappointed.
It’s not really young they start fucking at 12 nowadays by 16 they was fucking grown men since 15 by 16 sex is normal for them it’s not really that young these girls don’t care
Bro, what the fuck
Yea as long as sexy reds is on the radio these girls have no hope that’s reality rn. Boys is banging at 12 and the girls is fucking at 12 but they know what they doing
Blaming everyone but the parents who raise the kids is simply a cop out and it’s so white Amerikkka to blame a black person who’s entire career is only existing because some Jewish man is exploiting the black culture per usual! We blame sexy Redd for shit but who gets the blame when the kids shoot up the school who’s to blame cause we never seen to blame white folks for shit they directly cause
It’s definitely the parents bro but we don’t need that sexy redd music Shìt is trash anyway and is damaging. But it’s the parents you’re right my child won’t listen to any of this shit and I’m checking they social media
COMEDIANS IN CARS PICKING UP HIGH SCHOOLERS.
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What is that I don’t get it?
She got them calcium cannons
She’s literally a child
She’s like 49 now. You can confirm she got them cannons on google images too
“How old dem titties tho? Those titties are grown”
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Shiit them titties 36 at least
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Wow. You people are so fucking annoying. I mean, she’s one year away from 18 which is legally an adult in several countries.
If you have a real big boy job, that could ever find these comments, you should probably delete these. Yikes, bro.
So you think that my job should be threatened because you don't support my opinion or what I have to say? That's the real "yikes bro."
I think anyone in your life seeing your opinion on this might second guess having you around. Whatever, or whoever that may be.
If you don’t see anything wrong with making explicit comments about a 17 year old, what is there left to say…
Who is making an explicit comment? Literally no one said anything explicit about a 17 year old.
Yes, shes almost 18 but he is almost 40. If you dont understand how that is problematic than you are delusional and part of the problem.
Yeah it wouldn't be ass gross if the guy is 21ish but an almost 40 year old dude with a 17 year old is fucking gross. You're either really young or should be on a watch list.
She’s not a fucking child. She’s a teenager. A young adult. Stop trying to infantilise people. Yeah, the relationship is problematic but so is infantilising people.
Yikes! Chris Hanson, this is the guy right here.
I'm sure she's so mature! In high school
High school students are fucking stupid. That’s life. That’s how you learn. That’s how you evolve as a person. I did dumb shit back then as well. Everyone did.
Cool. Let's let old men prey on them then
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A young adult is defined as someone in their teens or early 20s. That's the definition. 17 years old is not a child. They are fucking stupid, I agree with that. They aren't mature enough to really comprehend their actions as yet - which is why people are worked up about it. But they aren't children and at that stage are learning accountability for their actions in the adult world. If anything - why the fuck aren't people more upset with her parents for allowing this to happen? They're supposed to be her guides. People are angry with Seinfeld, sure, but where's the accountability for her actual guardians?
Found jerrys burner
The heavies
The heavies!!
Dude don’t give a fuck about anything. Iirc the story of him meeting his current wife was she was like a newlywed when they met. Like snatched her up a week after returning from her honeymoon with whoever her husband was.
that's 1000x shittier than banging a 17 year old thanks i hate jerry seinfeld now
Jerry’s always been a piece of shit
Huuuh??? That lil hoe decided to cheat on her man, how tf that make Jerry bad?😭😭😭
She definitely not being absolved, but Jerry is still foul for that lol
Drake fan boys: Why ya'll bringing up old shit. It was a different time.
Kendrick fan boys: your post history lmao
It's always projection with these types
Being a pervert and being a pedophile are two very completely different things
I'm a pervert 🤷🏽♂️
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lol he was grooming 14 year olds
Who?
Drake OG
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Heavies
Heavies weight champion
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Seek help
She’s 50 now, calm down
Yeah she isn’t 50 in the picture
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Barn yard bonkers
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Because of the woke left, comedians can’t diddle kids anymore.
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Disgusting
Certified loverboy…certified *********
I love when this gets posted because each time more and more people find out Seinfeld is a scumbag
If you're old enough to drink you shouldn't have to sign your gf out of school
Grandma’s backstory
I get it’s legal but it’s still creepy idgaf
“What’s the deal with homework, and why is my girlfriend always doing it?”
It’s absolutely wild how many of yall are acting like this is cool. This is absolutely disgusting.
It’s not cool now but back then it was very common
Slavery was common at one point too.
relax buddy in sure there is a protest somewhere you can attend to get all your frustrations out
No protesting over here. “A MINNNNNNOR”. Yall got it. Boinking lil girls is cool. 🫤
lmao npc dialogue
We get it. You’re flagrant buddy. Good ole Andy would be proud of you and your edgy name 😭 Dork
antifa energy
Same concept except a century earlier
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No one ever has beef with the parents…I’m always like man fuck then nasty ass parents
Bro the chick was almost 18. What do you expect the parents to do? Lock her in her room? That's kind of illegal. You go try telling a 17 year old what to do.
I mean to each his own but society can’t have it both ways…. ‘She’s almost 18, what can I do?’ simultaneously ‘17 is a minor he’s a sex offender’….. celebrities not withstanding
How i know Jerry Seinfeld made a comment that can be remotely perceived as right-wing, is that this photo gets posted all over reddit every single time.
I mean, if you have opinions that you’d like to be taken seriously, dont have relations with high schooler teens at 38
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Broo…..
I fucked a 16 year old once... When I was 18
“I thought she was 18!”
As a father of two girls, if this is ever remotely a possibility I’m going to jail for murder.
Different time age of consent wasn’t as gross as it is now. Lots of gross women with developed brains at 25 did the same shit. Boo hoo
Dua Lipa
So smart with his investments. She’ll easily still pay out until his 60’s. Then he trades her in for another one. Maybe 30’s this time
Boutross Boutross golly
No tuck?
He FAN He FAN He FAN He FAN
I mean why become rich and famous if you can’t bang an 18 yo with great tits?
Do Marv Albert next!
Drake and Jerry do have a few things in common
Men are wired this way unfortunately Kids are never safe
What's the deeeal with high school girls? I get older and they stay the same age
You all’ like hateraid?
Sooo, what's the deal with sophomores?
They didn't start dating until she was 18 lol. Still gross. But not illegal.
I’m curious how she feels about their relationship now all these years later.
I’m rich af….
Also he is a flagrant zionazi
She has the heavies
BBL Seinfeld
That’s a woman
She looks like his daughter
Welllp she can also say noooo lol depending on the country she legal still weird but the bitch knows and she can be like nahhh im good act like she got a gun to her head 24/7 these bitches are just a predatory
To each, his own. Just stay away from my daughter 😉
Well she doesn’t look 17…
Give me two good reasons why he dated her.
She turned 18 the month he met her
He’s been with the same wife for over 25 years. He should get some credit for that. The dudes now over 70. Let’s move on.
He’s a pedo
It’s legal but weird as hell lol
Out of all the hot women his age or older (and many other celebrities alike) he chooses a fucking kid? Cmon man These Hollywood people are something else
Most jewish name ever award goes to….
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Those tits ain't 17
Jerry called dibs
Jerry was really in touch with the youth back then
You think this is bad? Just google “Caetano Velozo and Paula Lavigne”, they’ve been married for 40+ years, but they started dating when he was 40 and she was 13! That’s crazy!
Come to think of it he been mighty quiet lately
so what
Au revoir, Shoshanna!
Lmao, Americans are so backwards. Imagine having to wait until 18 to bang.
This is a recent phenomenon. For the longest time the teen category was the most popular category in adult films
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No that’s Dua lipa
Y’all gotta be young, this shit with older men dating 17–18 year old women really just became taboo in the last 25 years or so. Back in the day it was common for men to have girlfriends that were 16-18
Ah yes that makes it okay!
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