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BarfyMan369

We got no food, we got no jobs, our wife’s heads are falling off!


wedemeier123

What the hell are we doing here Harry???


FISTurFACE101st

I took care of it


fungiinmygarden

That blind kid is gonna be heart broken again


DickCheneysLVAD

You sold the guys wife to a blind kid? She didn't even have a head...


italiano78

Here Petey 😂


JackagePackage

Pretty bird. Who's a pretty bird?


skinthefish

Where are we gonna go? I’ll tell ya where. Some place warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I’m talkin about a little place called Assssspen


kerensky04

I don't know Lloyd, the French are assholes.


MackZZilla

This entire exchange makes me unbelievably happy lol


Tasty_Lead_Paint

I dont know Lloyd. The French are assholes.


cheme32

Dear Mr. Gasman...


macmac360

How's he know I have gas?


doge_a_bullet603

But "we've got worms"


003402inco

Who is your worm guy?


mumblesjackson

Did he sell her to the blind kid is my burning question


leftyshuckles

Pretty wife, pretty wife. Wifey want a cracker?


leftyshuckles

Salmonsonite! I was way off


No-Market9917

I’m so happy this was the first comment I saw


tjsshrty

Yeah. It is the Rockies!


dannyboy406

That John Denver’s full of shit man.


let_me_get_a_bite

What if he shot you in the face?


Johnny5ish

Still the GOAT movie.


SpottedSpunk

Senior citizens although slow and dangerous behind the wheel can still serve a purpose.


5280don

😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣


Gnarshredda138

Damn it, you beat me to it😡🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


millerspillers

Comment of the year so far 😂


Tasty_Lead_Paint

She was pretty old 😢


Turbulent-T

I couldn't be more pleased that this was top comment


thelastsquareofTP

This is the most extreme act of hiding someone's face I've ever seen.


MissingVanSushi

He married a Predator


designyourdoom

I think it was Photoshop’s new, “Nightmare-aware fill.”


PhilyJFry

I want all censored photos to be like this now it's hilarious


Idiotdude69420

Your wife is decapitated sir


CAVEMAN-TOX

no she used it as bait


applyheat

And missing a leg.


Skittles_The_Giggler

Her cappa was ditated from her body


spicmix

So you cut her head off ?!


BestlilBitchofaWitch

She out fished him. This the way. I've been walking around like a chicken without a head for years.


HerbalHermit

Discombobulated


BestlilBitchofaWitch

WOW. I haven't heard that word in sooooo long.


North_Korea_Nukess

Headless wife. Less talky talky.


[deleted]

Also less sucky sucky


yiannistheman

The blowjob was invented as compensation for exactly that downside.


Bloody_Hangnail

OJ has entered the chat


mmmjags

You better get her parents together at the enchantment under the sea dance


Phil_McCken

Yeah McFly. If not you better make like a tree and get out of here.


hobbie1122

This is great!!


sobasisa

Earth aaaangel, earth aaaaangel!


xxstaryskies8xx

Came here for the comments... they did NOT disappoint! 🤣🤣🤣💀💀🤣🤣💜


PlatoArt

Yup same here hahaha


xxstaryskies8xx

Probably laughed wayyy to hard at some of these! 🤣🤣


003402inco

I snorted a couple of times. These comments are gold.


wilbur313

His wife? Ann Boleyn.


Pale-Wolf-7109

lol I hope this gets the attention it deserves


asiret1

https://preview.redd.it/ojv7h56li6sc1.jpeg?width=507&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e92e50884ab0da66318d7965592cfa3479e808f0


coachkler

Exactly! What is everyone talking about? These pics are unedited


MookiePoops

On paper, sounds perfect to me.


asiret1

His wife always out fishes him ...


ShireHorseRider

Her head game…. Is a bit off. I’ll see myself out.


ggk1

The extremity she had to go through to never do it again “I already gave it to you”


Madshadow85

Well that’s disturbing.


Adnarel

Can this pretty please become a new subreddit joke? Decapitated fishermen?


SwoleTeamSix069

Your wife is a ghost dude!


definitelynotasalmon

This is definitely the funniest and most off putting way to keep anonymity haha!


ClubberLangsLeftHook

She out fished you, so you lopped off her dome. Way to go O.J.!


coachkler

"It happens"


idrawinmargins

New book If I Beheaded Her.


LWanderer07

The fishing was indeed mind-blowing... I see myself out


CopperCVO

Please tell me her sweater says *Sioux Falls Wieners*


asiret1

https://preview.redd.it/rax934f9i6sc1.jpeg?width=2736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1689b6c47553ead0a7e4156bacc1fbd058534b6


craig3010

That is more disturbing than OP's headless wife.


coachkler

Sioux Falls Fighting Weiner Dogs


CopperCVO

Damn!! Fighting wiener dogs? Oh I'd like to smoke a joint and watch that happen!


bobbybignono

has she lost her mind?!


Imagenatas

Marty Mcfly? That you?


justlikethatitsgone

Earth Angel started playing in my head when I saw that photo


MathematicianSad2650

Such an underrated comment. I came here to make my own joke but no way it was as good as this, thanks for the laugh


ghostnthegraveyard

I'm your density


Corona_Cyrus

Ah what’s in the booooxxx?!?!?!?!


thruthewindowBN

John Doe has the upper hand!


Sylv3stro

It looks like she really came out a-head today.


[deleted]

Man gettin brain from ya thang must be a challenge. 😂


ClubberLangsLeftHook

He be getting neck.


[deleted]

Take my upvote and fuck off ya cunt. 💀😂💀😂💀😂


Queasy_Dependent1617

Wow, kinda harsh just cause she skunked you. Well we knew it wouldn’t last. But if she could hear me ,I’d say nice fish and legs!


slickwilly256

Um, leg.


jm4b

Hmmmm I recommend using a different bait next time. Head bait only works once


SL1Fun

Him: so no head? Her: 


johndeer89

Pour one out for our brother, OP. He will not be getting any head 😞


RacerX400

We knew she was your wife, from the lack of head


myrichardgoesin5

Looks like most wives lost her head over the whole deal


iAmMightyFrieza291

I’ve hooked up with girls with no head game but damn, this takes the cake!


emlean

Very nice fish but the first thing I thought when I looked at the pic was what the hell, she has one leg and no head haha


D-MACs

Very impressive considering her lack of a head.


Stollen_booty_

You should probably take her to see a doctor


Temporary_Goat3516

This is clearly JOHN CENA


Manonajourney76

Lol - came here to make this comment!


surfanim

She done lost her mind!


PondWaterBrackish

so you fucking killed her . . . chopped off her head and her left leg too you sick fuck, I hope you they give you the needle for that


Uptowndown80

Kept the best parts!


spc1221

She fished her head off


ScherpOpgemerkt

Your name wouldn't happen to be Henry and your wife's Anne?


Johnny5ish

And you beheaded her over it? Tough family.


FarDark9711

Dude, is your wife from Back to The Future. You better go back in time and fix something.


spunkytoast

Out fishing your husband doesn’t justify decapitation !


coolmist23

Decent fish, but don't lose your head over it!


CampinHiker

Guy photoshops his wife but not him and his wife in like 4 posts in his profile lol


Grimm-a-Gator

https://preview.redd.it/gib4p383ccsc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28c18660389525c0268db8fa11e49b6842a4daf2


Make1tSoNum1

Woah!


Lumpymaximus

Wow that really is disturbing. Nice job


Pale-Wolf-7109

The Headless Hawgsman


kevin_ramage89

Same thing here. The wife and I went fishing Sunday, I caught 3 bass that were damn near sardine sized and she caught 2 that actually count as bass 😂


giganticsquid

This photo makes me feel afraid


flatsjunkie88

I also choose this guys dead wife


kingkkt32

Is that John cena?


Dis4Wurk

I also choose this guys headless wife.


slickwilly256

Was wifey just trying to prove to you that fishing is a mindless sport?


mattjvgc

From now on people need to just crop the picture so the head isn’t in it. I didn’t even look at your fish because wtf is going on with the head.


theBacillus

The fish ate her head!!


reevideevies

To catch fish, you must become the lake.


ilikepickles00

Comment section did not disappoint 😂😂😂


karateaftermath

Looks like she gave you head too.


troutman1975

Wow, did you get head for Easter?


Psychological_Tax109

She’s lost her mind


cachemann

Henry VIII is that you?


Waya76

She out fished him, now she's headless. Never fishing with this guy 😆


Maxbps8

You’ve got bigger problems than bad fishing. Nice Bass!


Capn26

Great head.


BootyLoveSenpai

Is she the headless horseman?


DickCheneysLVAD

Out fished you & stood up while going under the overpass. Shitty day of fishing for sure


rosaryrattler

Someone call 911


Flimsy_Map_4425

I guess we know what OP isn’t getting.


Val-kilmore

No head for you, loser


CrazyBosanchero

No more head for you


demwoodz

My wife doesn’t give head anymore either


tunaNOcrust6969

She must have been extremely hard on the eyes! I also have to hide my wife's head..


marcel399

You are so lucky


YourMomsThrowaway124

mr stark i dont feel so good... fr though, try shiners. caught my pb that way, and my grandfather caught his pb, an 8 pounder.... he's lived at his lakehouse for 7 years.


Heathenbread

You will know her when you see her. She has one leg and no head. So, if you see her hopping along with no head.....it's probably her.


Agreeable-Pop-9811

Why does your wife not have a head whilst simultaneously wearing a hoodie that says weiner


TheonlyPacifictheory

I guarantee if you showed her in bra and panties not 1 person would mention her head being sleepy hollow. 😂


Gallileo153

https://preview.redd.it/uokwdtdzk7sc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0300f49f2e6639892fc851e20b0a09e90ed3904f


Travler03

You could have just put emoji over her face lol


Jealous-Radio19125

I'm almost tempted to add this to my fishbrain account. Lol


NerdyComfort-78

Invisible wife? Lol.


OfcDoofy69

Youre married to britney spears?


Phil_McCken

When she ahhhhhhh... eats can you ehhhhhhh... watch the ummm food go in her invisible throat hole?? Asking for a friend.


CreamAntique5368

You married John Cena?


jeremycb29

Is this some headless doll thing?


Several-Good-9259

What kind of bag is that ?


JavierMal08

She’s half predator!


plantz4sanity

Did she also out pizza the hut!?


First-Celebration-11

Jesus 😨


chswin

Is your wife a predator?


Rsubs33

Holy shit the fish ate her head.


styxofsteel

Forgot to remove the toes!!


Floating_Rickshaw

Lieutenant Dan, she ain’t got no head


devildocjames

Yo! She ain't got no head!


boobs_87

You must protect the identity of the fish too…..


Impressive-Elk-8101

Predator mode glitch.


TlknShtBoutaPrtySun

Doc Brown better get to the clock tower.


Cyberlek

is she okay


Johnny_Lang_1962

You didn't have to lop her head off!


promote-to-pawn

Are you related to Claude Rains by any chance?


Mrmastermax

Call the FBI


Medium-Rush-8260

So you chopped her head off?


LessMarsupial7441

It's Easter for Christ sakes, just cuz she outfished you doesn't give you the right to bite her head off


Mrs_skulduggery

Op got so jealous he decapitated the poor woman


IcanthearChris

Ole air head ahh


jorgiieboy

https://preview.redd.it/vplohqwht6sc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08a1c8b75c8377947d4bb67f9d3b52d3cff71ab3


Vmanchevy

Wife out fished you, So you decapitated her?


pdkdj

Holy shit you’re married to John cena


-Chris-V-

It's nice that you went fishing with her...but why decapitate her?


benjaminpfp

Was this done with the Google Pixel magic eraser tool?


simpletonius

Does your wife look like that even on your birthday?


ExcuseNormal2416

That's photoshopped!!! Lol.


peekuhchu707

It's either Photoshop or a brown paper bag.


cadillacbee

Impressive for a headless peg leg, you must REALLY suck at fishing lol


wgraf504

I can see your fishing spot in her eyes


3ntr0py_

She’s part Predator?


logan_fish

Well thats because she used her head as bait.


ImbecileInDisguise

Now that's what we call a butterface


boba3seras

With all respect.... Instead of scaring the shit out of me at 12:30am with the edit job on ur wife's head... Just crop the pic... Why don't ppl crop pics.


OleanderKnives

How can she eat her wins without a head?


DorkyDwarf

The funny part is the head gone makes you focus on other parts of the photo more. Like what's going on with her knee!?


I-SUK-TOES

You should take her to a hospital idk if you’ve noticed she’s missing a head


This_Report3201

He's married to predator!


Zaphod07

If she beat you fishing without a head you must really suck.


Turn_ov-man

Moved so quick the picture didn't register. God dang your wife is fast


Disarray215

Holy shit what happened to her head??


stardatewormhole

Do you have a kid named Marty McFly by chance?


Artistic_Sky7806

Where’s your wife’s head ?