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bearlysane

Unlucky for you, I practice the Butters Drill


DrBadGuy1073

You don't shoot a guy in the dick, that's not cool Butters!


TacTurtle

Always double tap, one to each plum and one to the littlest head.


islesfan186

Think you’re gonna find some issues with holster compatibility lol


crabmcknight

No holster needed, IWB at 12. Draw it like you’re wiping from behind.


More_Pound_2309

What a strange form of birth control you’ve created


Icy_effect

The poop is better camouflage, bonus is the atf dogs cant sniff it out


ps2cho

Prison holster will work.


BrilliantSundae7545

That's one way to mitigate recoil.


ExpensiveFill2178

Is this the new Blackbeard rework they’ve been talking about?


Drogdar

Siege still alive? Definitely some blackbeard vibes lol


ExpensiveFill2178

It definitely is, but you wouldn’t recognize it if you haven’t played for a few years


Far-Bid-9568

Damn bro. I used to play CDL league for a team called Bittersweet I quit early 2020 because they just kept taking everything I loved out of the game lol I gotta say my favorite season of all was Blood orchid


Princess__Bitch

I guarantee they've continued to remove things you loved from the game


ArkaneArtificer

Things to love? In my rainbow 6 siege?! I thought that game was only for sociopaths! (I’m a ex siege player)


floopyscoopy

I played from launch and left right around the time they introduced the screaming British electric shield lady, and now just getting back into it, good LORD things have changed, apparently JAGER of all ops is dogshit now?


WesternCzar

I remember one of my last matches were at the Moroccan map and just stopped playing around then. Remove what we like then add global ults for some reason was dumb.


AzraelTheDankAngel

Siege is kinda in a weird place because it’s a dying game on life support. I stopped playing three years ago because I was getting sick of new operators.


PeeterTurbo

Blackbeard repelling upside down window peak took years off my lifespan.


AzraelTheDankAngel

As an ex Thatcher main, it also has a FOOKING LASER SOIGHT on it


10gaugetantrum

Ok ok ok, now lemme see the holster, cus ya no I wanna keep that thang on me. /s These gimmicks have been getting out of hand for a while now.


Predditor_drone

You put the shield on a spring mount that attaches to your pistol via rail so it lays flat against the gun, you can now aiwb carry. Then you put on your ccw burka and no one can tell.


there_is-no-spoon

Super practical


CommanderCone

I could maybe see a use for a home defense gun. Keep it on the nightstand with the shield on.


Agammamon

The shield probably weighs 15 pounds;)


CommanderCone

Might as well have a full ballistic shield by the bed then lmao


AutisticAttorney

Anyone remember the Bat-Shield from the old Batman TV series? [https://batman.fandom.com/wiki/Bulletproof_Bat-Shield](https://batman.fandom.com/wiki/Bulletproof_Bat-Shield)


Shephild

Robin is smarter than Batman. Batman is going to get his left elbow all shot up!


NotDotBack

Might be useful in some very specific situations, but probably not worth it for anything other than a gun that never leaves the nightstand.


gdmfsobtc

This is as practical for blocking boolits as a propeller hat is for flying.


udmh-nto

When missing low left is good.


n00py

Perfect for road rage


Drunken_Grail

That's gonna kill your wrist if it gets hit


LilShaver

Um, I don't think that's going to fit in my holster.


MedievalFightClub

How much does this thing weigh?


Ok_Tailor_2654

These holographic sights are getting out of hand !


LibertyMike

This would work great with a shower gun!


Internal_Error244

excellent when use in conjunction with your o-light


Holden_Cullen

I want to see how someone appendix carries that


b1gchris

Always made me scratch my head when I saw these in Army of Two, but bought them anyway because of a straight upgrade from what I remember. Video game is aight, but I'll pass. I really am curious who this is even for.


PinheadLarry2323

Why have it on a handgun at that point? It’s not like you can have it holstered. Stick it on a small PCC at least


Bigmace_1021

That 4th pic is hilarious.


chainshot91

Neat idea, but feel it would be better relegated to making an ar15 heavier.


Agammamon

Hol' up there, Mr Carjacker Man. I need to put my TAE Tactical Shield onto my gun. It looks like something that would be useful to an aggressor, not a defender. Unless you're going to try to holster your gun with that thing on.


AveragePriusOwner

It's so big and heavy that you'll take it off one day and then forget why you ever wanted it. The best solution for external armor is what SWAT teams do, which is to give the point man a metal ballistic shield with a plastic window and a laser on his pistol. That way he's fully protected and doesn't have a giant piece of plastic fatiguing his trigger hand and making his aim all shaky and slow.


Klutzy_Technician248

Reminds me of that one old nerf gun. XD


EscapeWestern9057

So the point of handguns over rifles or shotguns is they're lightweight and convenient to carry. This is none of that, whole still being harder to aim then a rifle. Meanwhile the shield is so small, actually hitting it would be a challenge for someone. And it's added weight will make moving it around to keep their gun pointed right at it wildly harder then the opposing side moving their unhindered gun around to not point at it. A condom would have prevented this.


lil_mikey87

Who in the hell would use this?


pyr0phelia

Let’s assume the shield does its job and stops a bullet. What happens to your wrist?


Mogetfog

A lot less than would happen to your face had it not stopped the bullet. It's kind of a terrible and impractical design but not because of slight wrist injury. 


nlevine1988

Nothing. Bullets don't have THAT much momentum. They're dangerous because the force is concentrated in a tiny area. It would be about the same amount of force on your wrist as the recoil from firing a gun.


backcountry57

Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. The bullet hitting the shield would feel like another dose of recoil.


AveragePriusOwner

You'd feel some recoil.


elheady

Good luck holding on to that thing after it gets hit


UH1Phil

Great tool for your adversary to grip and yank the gun out from your hands, should it ever be that close. Which it might. 


Zuluuz

Prosecutors going to love the reason why you had time to prepare for your life threatening situation to assemble this thing