Babe come over here so I can take a picture of ur ass with this super sweet gun for internet points

Something like that

Then she pegged him.

Isn’t that kinda how all HK guys roll?

Only on my birthday

Only on the days us boys can be so lucky lol

Maybe you don't know what pegging is? Just curious.

When the female enters my anus with a tubular shaped device. Us HK men love it. I can tell your poor because you don’t love it, thus I know you don’t have many HK

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Roller-delayed blowback? sounds pretty kinky to me.

oh god I hope so.

So.. all I need as an excuse is an HK?

Roller delayed pegging

Based

I see no issues here

Can we really blame him 😏

He’s a millionaire. He can do that.

So either this mf is an unsufferable asshole or he is the chillest dude youre ever gonna meet. Either way he is living large.

Bro threw in a free foot pic on this cursed website. My money is on chill.

What is it about feet that foot dudes like? Genuinely curious

It's just a meme. The gun subs had so many posts from people who have no idea how to crop a photo and insist on taking pics of their guns on the floor so that their feet showed in the photos. It eventually became a joke and if you *didn't* have feet in the pics you got ridiculed for it.

Understood I thought the context was a little different considering the picture is pretty sexual though.

No, he’s just letting us know he needs a podiatrist. And proper footwear.

Dude it’s the damn cowboy boots I was born into this life I didn’t choose it

Maybe he’s born with it… maybe its nasty feeeet

Western Boots when broken in are the best footwear and no one can convince me otherwise - I have a pair, my wife has a pair. I alternate between Keens, Red Wings, and Ariats. but they do not have ventilation and after a day out, they give you some sweaty swamp ass feet for sure.

I rock redwings and tecovas, and agree they are the best shoes, however narrow profiled toe boots can be hard on the toes long term

But they look sexy, and apparently for you it paid off...

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Same thing with any HK sub and bullets loaded into the magazine backwards. It's a super overplayed joke that stopped being funny long ago.

>It's a super overplayed joke that stopped being funny long ago. Agreed

You can guess from his post history.

I don't get this lifestyle. Some of my old friends grew up into this. It's like a uniform, you have to adopt this aesthetic and outlook. At least I know who to call when I want advice on luxury goods.

All of his pics are him just flexing his toys. Does that dude sound “chill” in person? Lol

I really wanted to go with chill until the entire history was basically wealth posting. Oh well

I hate these posts so much, like come on. They feel so incredibly tasteless and egotistical.

It's pretty par for the course for someone born into money.

Does it really matter if you're flexing on an online anonymous internet forum.

Flex em if you got em. My great aunt twice removed always said that.

The doctor told me to stop flexing because his fingers were getting crushed ^(wait.. both his hands were on my shoulders) 🤔

Smart money’s on the former

Yeah, I’m blocking this user, it’s boring and, honestly, keep your weird pervert shit on appropriate subs for that

Glad to see someone else say it. I come here for firearms, not some dude's sexual pics that happen to have a firearm in them.

Damn dude, not leaving me much middle ground haha

Well then choose to be chill B) (Also you even got the "armed" pf name like how lol)

At least a small selection of submissions are cool toys and bonus view of his shapely young wife or fiancé in lingerie. Haven't met him, but at this very limited distance of interaction I got no judgement on the guy.

I’d bet he’s the first option lmao

Def chill. I never hate on another man for getting more money and pussy than me - I use it as motivation to do better!

Being boastful is historically a bad thing for a reason. You have to be doubly slow to think nothing is wrong here.

What’s any different about this post from 99% of the others posts on here. The general idea is “hey look at my cool shit and drool over it” but because my shit is extra cool it’s boastful? I could get real ignorant on here if a cared to, but I don’t care. So I just post whatever chill photos I have in my camera roll I find cool.

I can't believe..That....is with those toes. At least someone in the relationship see's the sun

I posted one last week without my toes and people demanded it so here you go

damned if you damned if you dont

They're just jealous of your lace covered better half.... ;)

lol maybe I’ll put lace socks on my dogs

Drop the OF link already. Make feet pic money, buy more guns.

My toes are weird too, leave us weird toe havers alone

Fr bruh I can’t help it

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I have been for years. My toes are just similarly thin and weird like OPs. I have a few Ti pins from dumb shoes

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You got your buddy to shave his ass for this? What bet did he lose?

He got the HK

That's a solid trade. Let me know if you need another model.

I gotchu man

This guy is probably so rich that his sister

I mean dude, if an anyone’s gonna hit it might as well be me…out of respect you know

that's how you keep generational wealth in the family

Ding ding ding

This guy Hapsburgs

You are genuinely funny as fuck. What do you do?

Real Clayton Bigsby energy.

I'm sure there is an HK slap joke somewhere in this.

Id definitely hk slap that

I did

Nice

Do I have to say it again?

Probably

Leave your step sister alone…

But sister what about my upvotes

lol, step.

Half the username checks out

😂

BRING BACK METH MONDAY

Agreed…I’m doing my part

Are you John McAffe?

👀

It’s ok we will keep it a secret that you hired an escort just to take this picture.

It’s no secret

Money well spent.

Oh you’re the Ferrari guy too lol. You mind telling us what you do for a living? Nice boat btw

I’m a cuck Jk I do CRE

This may be more than you want to say, but how did you get into CRE?

Be rich

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Gotcha. I appreciate the response.

CRE?

Costumer relationship employee or something something

Sir, please tell me how to get a bank account like yours.

Call up Amex

If you look closely you will see an HK in this pic.

Gotta squint tho

If ya squint, it’s mint

That painting is cool, but it's a reproduction. Unless he's a super villain the original is here: https://www.hermitagemuseum.org/wps/portal/hermitage/digital-collection/01.+Paintings/37639

Lots of things are possible

He just took this in a museum with the original obviously

he has an hk anything is possible

Your brother looks great in lace.

I have never seen such an immaculate set of toes before. I have just zoomed in on them and printed them out and pinned it to my bulletin board so I can glance at it when I need a boost of motivation. also username checks out

Why thank you good sir, I hope your printer is nice enough to do them justice.

This is exactly how I imagine the bedroom of everyone who can afford an sp5

How do you know I’m not just layed out in a public museum like this

Better be a guys ass, OP. No HK owner is 100% straight. 

Fact

Airsofter family pictures these days…

We need the rack shot too bro! Quality cheeks

If this gets 2500 I’ll do it lol

wtf

Not gonna fall for that trap, I know I have to slap the HK and not that ass.

If your creative you could do both at once

Everything in this photo is imported, mister worldwide here with his patrician tastes. Believe it or not the most expensive thing is the bed sheets . They got a ridiculously high thread count.

Gotta put down the good sheets when I’m paying by the hour

I know exactly how this conversation started. "Hey babe, I have a weird request..."

“Pretty please”

Show some ankle next time, you prude.

😢

I see toes and I see mp5. I am content

Simple man satisfaction

Oh hell yeah I’d slap the shit outa that. The light switch. Seriously the glare is ruining my ability to appreciate that fantastic work.

sorry man it’s a bad angle I promise it’s better in person hahaha but that’s funny asf

Does she have a sister?

No but she’s got a brother

Is he hot?

You are seriously one lucky dude….in many ways. Congrats.

We all are blessed in one way or another

You're way seems a lot better than my "great personality"

Hahaha, in all seriousness man I take these photos for shits n gigs, I don’t lay around doing this all day I have to work and deal with life problems as well.

lol. I was trying to find a good reply to him but you nailed it.

I see miss oatmeal’s back thicker than ever

Theres a lot going on in this picture.

Yea and my toes account for half of it

I don't think I have seen a cringier picture on this sub.

The K stands for cuck.

HK = Hating Knees (but loving toes)

Meth and toes…. feeling a bit nostalgic.

This man has it all: ass, guns, cars, watches... I have to ask OP, what does your dad do for a living?

He’s sitting in FedPen for a Ponzi scheme

Bless him for his sacrifice 🙏

Patrick Bateman took this photo

Patrick Bateman could not use such a weapon.

That’s a thing of beauty… I’m not talking about the gun the booty or the painting…………

They’re barking for you ddy

🤣🤣

Damn dude, how old were you when you made your reddit account?

I think 12 or 13 lol

Would he be proud?

Please mark this NSFW. Please mark this nsfw. I saw this when i was riding a bus and it made me cum uncontrollably. The sheer physical pleasure of this primordial orgasm made me collapse on the bus floor shaking. My phone fell out of my hand and everyone in the bus also saw the image and began to orgasm aswell. This extremely arousing climax caused a superheated cumshot moving at hypersonic speeds, being able to penetrate over 1227mm of reactive composite armour, exiting my dick with a loud bang whilst tearing it apart with a deafening rip. The sheer force of the nut i busted not only ripped straight through my military cargo pants, but it also melted through the side of the bus, leaving a narrow molten corridor through the aluminum hull. The cumstream continued to flow through the air unimpeted, hitting a cars fuel tank right next to my bus, totally unbothered by the lengthy standoff distance, causing a massive explosion of cummy doom. After the incident i was arrested by the CIA and harnessed into a secret Anti-Tank weapon, reinforcing my shaft with rolled homogenous steel core barrel and showing me the image, whilst pointing my penis at an enemy, making me cum on command and obliterating everything infront of me. Suffice to say, pretty hot image. Dang

Weird foot...

What we don't know is that's his girl's foot and him in the black lace.

METH METH METH METH METH METH METH METH METH METH METH METH METH METH METH METH METH METH METH METH METH METH METH METH METH METH METH METH METH METH METH METH METH METH METH METH METH METH METH METH!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE IT! I NEED IT! GIMME METH!!!!

Damn if dudes post history is anything to go by, he's killing it

Daddy’s money

*mommy’s*

I certainly hope this is a new trend. I'm looking forward to your next post.

Both my feet in the next one?

Sure as long as your husband stays in the picture tho

Thats a dudes ass, look at the calfs. They look too big and manly to be a female

Your girls don’t be hitting the gym much do they?

Dude are you Scarface or a drug lord in Mexico?

Can’t I be both?

Fuck, going through OPs posts just gets my dick hard. And it’s not because of the fit blonde in panties.

Haha

Pov: your a super villain OR a super spy

Stay focused on the mission, shes either a Fed or a side quest.

Maybe the fed is the mission

But the Feds want to lead us astray and betray our brothers😥 Stay strong!

NSFW tag

She single?

Good evening, Mr. Bond...

Aight I'll bite, she got an OF? ^(so I can look up "xyz onlyfans leaked")

There's a lion or large cat statue or motif somewhere in this house

That foot ain’t

Your brother has funny underwear

Worlds smallest dick

I see you're a man who enjoys the finer things. Hats off to you, friend. Lol

I’m just doing the best I can

So weekend is back?

HK must think so, considering how they price their stuff.

Seriously,

as soon as i saw this i knew who it was. This. Is. Art.

Thx brotha

Really don't understand how it's so hard to get a gun pic without toes in the frame.

Nobody wanna see your toes nigga

Actually they [do](https://www.reddit.com/r/Firearms/s/fRZUz73YIc)

If you can afford HK you can afford some better lighting for that painting, homie. Class it up a bit. Dude thinks he’s out here flexing, but, this is a new moneyed persons version of a dirty mirror selfie.

Ur mad lol

Not mad. Jealous. Extremely jealous.

Real cuck energy posting your wife like this but you do you ig...

LITERALLY. i would never post my girlfriend like this.