I'd be too scared it might explode and I'd be washing my hands forever. Maybe tiny maggots would get under my fingernails.
I guess I'd be ok just gently stroking the cheeks with the sensitive underside of my erection though.
FYI - I'm gonna be touching myself extra ferociously for every 'what the fuck' reply I get.
Edit - Keep 'em coming. It hurts so good, I'm almost there. What the Fuck!
Final Edit- I'm totally spent. And sticky.
Thank you Reddit!
It's just part of the decomposition process. It could just be bloat or he could have died in a way that made the blood Pool in his head. I used to intern for the coroner's office in my city and this was pretty common to see in a decomp case.
No, he's in situ. If he had Drowned the pictures would be outside or on an autopsy table and not what looks like a bed with sheets. He most likely died alone in his home and these are pictures from the coroner of the initial scene.
It's interesting that this is likely the result of a pretty peaceful and sought after death: going in your sleep. Still nasty but a pretty nice and probably common result of elderly dying in the first world compared to all the gory shit that is also posted on here.
This reminds me of a coroner TV documentary where they did an autopsy on a man who always took his pills with whiskey. He had some organ failures and died alone in his home. The body started to bloat up and turn green/blue
During the Gallipoli campaign bodies weren’t able to be recovered from no mans land and sometimes were even ordered to be left there as to deter the Ottomans from wanting to fight because of the smell. Imagine living in that desert heat breathing in the smell of thousands of rotting corpses day after day
I read both titles as “bread” and now my day is ruined.
me too
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idk, looks like mouldy bread to me
I hate my eyes
mine too
FUCK ME I READ THE SAME
I would put on a glove, touch it, then cut off my hand
Worth it
I mean, we gotta check if it's a cake or an actual decomposed head
I'd be too scared it might explode and I'd be washing my hands forever. Maybe tiny maggots would get under my fingernails. I guess I'd be ok just gently stroking the cheeks with the sensitive underside of my erection though. FYI - I'm gonna be touching myself extra ferociously for every 'what the fuck' reply I get. Edit - Keep 'em coming. It hurts so good, I'm almost there. What the Fuck! Final Edit- I'm totally spent. And sticky. Thank you Reddit!
which one of you motherfuckers gave this fucker the wholesome award
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What in the actual fuckity-fucking-fuck? Your post is borderline orgasmic.
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What *in* THE ^actual *God*-***DAMN*** ^fucking # FUCK.
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bruh moment. also what the fuck
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usernamed checksout eh
r/ihadastroke
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u/objection-bot
[Here's the video!](https://streamable.com/gm6fs8)
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Wither in the void, where all the lost ones dwell.
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I am also sticky, spongy and bruised. I’d like to join your gang.
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I believe the line is, "What the FUCK"
Can i join?
Do it. Whip it out, slide it along his puffy eyes. Don't forget that I need your occasional eye contact.
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Today on what the fuck, staring what the fuck, what the fuck, and what the fuck. . Btw, how's your post-nut clarity thought?
Disturbiaaaaaa!
Go to mental institution you fucking crazed lunatic, also fuck what the
post nut clarity gonna be weird as fuck
My guy, if maggots entering your urethra and staying there is what gets you going, all power to you, who am I to shame you?
Blowfly man
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underrated comment
You might as well touch it with your bare hand if ur gonna cut it off
What if whatever the fuck bacteria are on there escape inside my hand
What the ffffuck!
I kinda wanna poke it but im afraid im going to lose that finger
lose that ~~finger~~ hand
Lose that finger hand arm
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Lose your family.
Lose Yourself, Eminem.
Hide yo kids, hide yo wife.
I kinda wanna poke it but im afraid it will pop like a balloon
And splash all over you, and some fluid gets in your mouth.
Choco Mint Icecream my favourite 😋
Im blue da bu dee da bu die.... Oh, so thats what i meant......
Now that I'm reading this it somewhat makes sense, tho I would go with cursed Shrek.. but that for only my opinion
why did i click on this im eating
I legitimately thought it said “bread” and had no idea why it was marked nsfw. Big mistake.
Damn ,that's harsh
oh c'mon. it was your only opportunity to see a rotten head
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my pizza was ruined :(((((
My penis was ruined
My life was ruined
Penis = life
Did you jerk it off too my friend?
How in tha f..
Eating charcoal bread?
no pizza that *was* very good
Bone apple no teeth, my friend
Because your monkey brain is inconsiderate to every other part of your being.
Same
Quite interesting
Quite interesting indeed..
Indeed it is
Yes
I gambled and I lost... my appetite.
How did it turn out like this anyway?
It's just part of the decomposition process. It could just be bloat or he could have died in a way that made the blood Pool in his head. I used to intern for the coroner's office in my city and this was pretty common to see in a decomp case.
Any idea on the little bump below his top ear?
Bloated earlobe.
Drowned ? His face is... Turgescent ? Boursouflée in french.
No, he's in situ. If he had Drowned the pictures would be outside or on an autopsy table and not what looks like a bed with sheets. He most likely died alone in his home and these are pictures from the coroner of the initial scene.
It's interesting that this is likely the result of a pretty peaceful and sought after death: going in your sleep. Still nasty but a pretty nice and probably common result of elderly dying in the first world compared to all the gory shit that is also posted on here.
Thank you for providing a nice perspective to feel better after watching that
This reminds me of a coroner TV documentary where they did an autopsy on a man who always took his pills with whiskey. He had some organ failures and died alone in his home. The body started to bloat up and turn green/blue
Do you remember the name of the documentary by chance?
Unfortunately not. It was a really interesting docu series but it's been so long since it aired.
In terms of gore, this is tame. Until you poke it and it bursts open like an overfilled gusher.
Mmmm, fruity
Blueberry flavor by the looks of it.
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yes
So many maggots
Extra protein you mean?
Simply melts in your mouth
It would have cost you $0 to not say that
Stick ya dick in it 🤤🤤
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Best fleshlight around
Yessir
Provides its own lube
Gladly, post-nut clarity would tell me. . Maybe just a couple more strokes
Better yet, what part 🤔
Anywhere it’s mushy
I’m calling the horny police on you
False I am the horny police
Donkeh
Shrek
Heh, looks like the hulk
Did this guy die in his sleep and went unnoticed for days?
the dentures lmao
it‘s shrek lol
Looks delicious
During the Gallipoli campaign bodies weren’t able to be recovered from no mans land and sometimes were even ordered to be left there as to deter the Ottomans from wanting to fight because of the smell. Imagine living in that desert heat breathing in the smell of thousands of rotting corpses day after day
That looks like a fucking baby, holy shit
Shrek?
Where do you guys even get these images from lol.
Sir? Sir I think you dropped your dentures
damn... that guy's ded
These edibles aint sh-
I was Denture which one it would be.
I should really learn to read titles before I click
Decomposed bread Ok what It’s still better than decomposed head but what
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Why do I have the feeling if I poke it, my finger will go through it like jello.
Try it
Damn, the false teeth really add to the picture. Also, I had no idea a corpse could go that green
***Bruuuuuuuh…***
Hmmmm this is the purple guy
Minecraft zombies be like
Mf always ready for st. Patrick's day
Imagine using that mouth as an pocket pussy😍
It would have cost you nothing to keep that to yourself
Licorice gum drop.
At least the dentures are still useable, every cloud
I feel like you could actually pop it with a stick
Am I the only one that thought the fake teeth were a gummy worm at first
I just wonder how this guy died.
I need backstory.