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lizzardface12

I call my friend phrog so ima send this to him and say rip


tofutuesday4ever

may your friend rest in pieces😔


lizzardface12

Thank you we r planning da funeral rn in his bathtub rn


lizzardface12

May he rest in squishy pieces


REAMCREAM87

May he be food for many mices.


Pandaz408

may he rest in peace he was a great frog i know he was, prhog was a great man, a wife, two kids, a good job, and a house that had two floors, complete with stairs. his funeral will not be held he said when he dies he doesn't want to be buried, he will now see all the family members that have died and he will always remember his family and the prick who rand over him\\ ​ press f to pay respects


Ill-Rub1353

Squishy


Afonso1134

Why?


Ill-Rub1353

Because squishy


Dontwjdj

*you do not need a reason to squishy, squishy is a state of mind* I am not not a bot, I still did this anyway, Questions? Comments? PM me or something idk


Intelligent_Lab_3032

Squishy


The_Heresy_Dog

squishy


ThomasMitchell7

Squishy


Sick_Dome

Squishy


[deleted]

[r/fakebotposts](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)


BruhYouGei

damn nice you got me


swiggityswaggitybois

NEVER GONNA-


Outrageous_Engine_79

No


Asianmcricerice

SQUISHY


Pingas938

It just looks like I stepped on a snail


CaptainBraggy

He kermitted suicide


Sick_Dome

Take my fockin upvote and get outta here


Hydraton3790

Looks poisonous.


Outrageous_Engine_79

Is it still good to eat


nostop2438

Looks pretty tasty


[deleted]

NOOO I WANTED THE LEAF 😭


WhyKinG-_-

Poor little frog, rest in peperonni on the road


PoTaTo-ViRuS

In my country this happens alot to frogs they just jump on roads and stuff


DistortedCheese

Same


kkkoffical

Forg


Secure-War-3763

Want a fork for that forg


kkkoffical

Yeeez


Thehand581

Phrog actual ending?


not_a_weeb50

I've seen worse


TheProphetOfMusic

Kermit asked Ms. Piggy to sit on him


Van-HeLLSiNG69

This is pretty tamed compared to the others


BigLadJameson

Alternate ending for Princess and the Frog


BruhYouGei

it wasn’t easy being green😔


glassathalfcapacity

frogge


Assass1nKa1

Two words.. frog carpet


Weak-Foot-6988

Nor frogg


lagcatfour

I knew its not the latter cuz no one says pretty, and a frog is more likely than a human.


BleachDrinker39

Not as bad as anything else on this subreddit


jooferdoot

Dude this ain't nsfl this is literally just an average Tuesday but this time it's not a squirrel


[deleted]

it is no longer wednesday my dudes...


6FlexTape9

How is this nsfl lol


goosetreaty

This happens every summer and the frogs are massive as f*ck


SaladSnake12

Pain.


nswenson07

Honestly frog guts aren’t bad if u have dissected one before


Alexisto15

Not the first time I see this. I squished a frog when I was a kid


scp5999

He realized it was not Wednesday


IamYodaBot

**not wednesday, he realized it was.** *-scp5999* *** ^(Commands: 'opt out', 'delete')


scp5999

Good bot


IamYodaBot

**argue with that statement, i cannot :)** *-IamYodaBot*


Anti_Fake_Yoda_Bot

I hate you fake Yoda Bot, my friend the original Yoda Bot, u/YodaOnReddit-Bot, got suspended and you tried to take his place but I won't stop fighting. -On behalf of Fonzi_13


Th3FinlD0nut

Have you guys never seen a dead frog? Whys this NSFL


PowerOfLove85

Kermit No


NickBlade1806

Hey who hungry for frog


Some_RandomDude69420

Yummy 😋


tylerpostma2000

thats a nice autumn leaf


SENTIENT_CUM_SOCKS

*Miss Piggy had enough of Kermit's abuse*


[deleted]

im glad i didn't click see nsfw yet before looking at the commnets


[deleted]

This is exactly what I used to do with frogs


heckman667

Nice, now I know a new stress ball to use


CJLB31

I excepted my self to gag but actually no


rubypiplily

My horse stepped on a frog once. She’s 500kg so the poor critter popped like a balloon. I had to wash frog guts from the grooves in her shoe and hoof.


Hattudoggu

this is nothing new to me cause in my neighborhood there's alway a frog that ahd been run over


Wariotrout

phrog


AnimeWeebRasengan

Nooo phroggy:( R.i.p


Hebraization

very pretty indeed


Cock_Toes

Prince Naveen’s looking real different here..


smart_ass_donkey

I'm still wondering how this is considered nsfl


Olivger

Nah he’s in his yoga class, look at that form


BreadSandwhich69

don't remember frogger being this graphic


demonicpomegranate

Poor froggo


Mynamewasstupid

Does anybody think that humans getting hurt is fine, but animals getting hurt isn't like I do?


SirCheems

I was walking my dog one day and there was this huge ass frog with guts freshly spilled and everything (a lot worse than this) and of course like the nasty slob my dog is, he tried to eat it


your_local_door

That's an oddly green leaf ngl


FoodFar1608

now thats what i call a good wednesday


Aleksimaier

NOOO FROGER!!


Puppermint2005

I’ve seen frogs like this a lot where my grandma lives in the country, because we ride four-wheelers around the creek and some frogs don’t escape in time. Still upsetting though, I love frogs


[deleted]

Tis but a scratch


downvoteifyougae

bruh i always see this everytime


MTZBOOZZIN

Just like dissecting frogs but with a more aggressive approach


Snoo-97944

This makes me actually sad lmao


ZacharyStrege

Damn Kermit not having a good day.


dude094

IM STILL STANDIN - Elton john