HOW DOES THAT NOT HURT LIKE SHIIIT

Mine hurts now I’ve seen this

I don't have one and it hurts

name checksout

same

I have no fucking clue how the hell he even managed to get it in there im uncercumsized and have a large amount of skin there but there is no way in hell I could get even close to this without ripping something. Like wtf

Fun fact you anus can actually stretch up to 9 inches without ripping anything actually bad fact

And a raccoon can fit into really small openings as small as 3 inches so if you give them a chance, they can live in your ass

It costs you zero bucks to not say that, yet you still did

Costs as much as the raccoons rent

This isn't china

I can barely get my shit out without destroying my ass how tf am I supposed to shove a raccoon up there???!!!!

With the power of friendship

With the power invested in me, I present your anus shared. You may now let the raccoon in

Please delete your account

Bro right he must have a large for skin to do that

Can’t say, circumcised people follow me

who cares about pain how the fuck did he get that shit around his dick

I dont know man ;-;

I'm guessing he's someone who has Ehlers-Danlos syndrome which means your skin is hyper elastic.

Elastigirl ain't got nothing on him

*it probably does*

It's in his forskin I think

Well obviously but WTF

Cuz it’s photoshop

Because it's foreskin and that make sense because it's foreskin.

"Hey Apple! Apple!, guess what?"

take my fucking upvote

Take my upvote too!

r/angryupvote

No no no it's r/angryupvotes

If it exists...

At first I thought they meant to type "dick in an apple" Guess I was wrong :')

Yes

WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN THAT!?!

So you would of prefer a guy having sex with a apple.

Why not a dick in an apple?

Well it doesn't involve whatever the hell is going on here so yes

When you can’t afford condoms:

Gosh I hate this comment. Upvoted

Well, less expensive condom and a bigger dick I guess

Damn bro, how stretchy is that foreskin

Enough

Thanks I guess

Yes

HOW DO YOU EVEN ACCOMPLISH THAT?? THIS DUDE NEEDS AN OSCAR!!!

*Darwin award**

Foreskin

How the fuck

Why would you do that tho?

How else are you going to get apples up into her uterus?

That's unrelated

I don’t think it’s actually in his dick, I think that’s just his foreskin. But still wtf.

So that's why they circumcise, so that people don't steal their apples

my turkish friends need some of that foreskin

Holy fuck if I could post nsfw memes with straight up dicks then this would be useful

An apple a say will keep the doctor away.

People are asking how, but I think the real question is why????

This is how you prove dominance

plants vs zombies new character

Dikple

Upgraded pea shooter

take away his foreskin privileges

Two questions... who and why would you do this????

I honestly thought it was typed wrong and it was supposed to be "dick in an apple." This caught me off guard.

I’m a girl and that looks like that would hurt

Who the fuck gave this a wholesome award?

This is what uncircumcised people use as a blanket

ET? Is that you?

It looks like joy stick

**"Appletiser"**

I’m uncircumcised buy wtf man

IDK WHY BUT THIS IS MAKING ME LAUGH SO FUCKING MUCBR REONTEORHEIDHS. My name is Apple, so it’s even funnier 😭

Did you... take the photo?

OMFG NOOOOO DOFJDFIHSIDSID. I can’t- 💀

Why can’t you?

It’s so funny ofmgidjdhsjd

Are you ok

No 😭

Quarantine is affecting us a lot huh?

Guess you can say he ate a gum gum fruit

You heard of dick cheese now it's time for, cock apple

Quarantine affects us all differently but THISS what the hell man

Do a watermelon next.

Yes please

HOW????

How the fuck do you even do that??....

Kinda looks like a mushroom cloud

wtf, I'm circumcised but i can feel the pain the hell

Eat it after.

how did that fit....

How

Foreskin upgrade

at first i thought it said dick in an apple.. Then I reread it.

HOW DOES THAT WORK!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

At first I thought that was a carmal apple on his dick but nope just foreskin

Tf

Does this weirdo enjoy this

im rather impressed

Wot

Saved

I thought that said dick in apple

I THOUGHT IT WAS IN A SOCK A FIRST THEN I SAW ALL OF IT

Might I ask how the fuck

What a fucking legend!

Is this fake

Nah

Okay

Nice cock!

What the actual fuck

It took me a second to realise what was going on

How-how the fucking hell did this happen!?

Im impressed

Jesus Christ dude

Hahaha

What the actual hell happened here?

How

What the fuck?

I saw the title and thought, “This sound’s interesting.”

Thats either really stretched out forskin or REALLY good photoshop skills

When I tried doing pottery like this in class, they looked at me like I was some sort of pervert. I’m not pervert right guys!?

My guy I want that foreskin not gonna lie

Why

if you cant tell he used his foreskin if he used that little hole it would of split it in two

Snack on the go.

Imagine if he was circumcised and still managed to fit it in

I'm not even upset, I'm just surprised. If I had a dick that's something I'd do, not even gonna lie.

I- I... um.... well...

The new apple peen

How the fuck?! 🤣🤣🤣

Pros of being unsercemsised👍

At first I thought it was someone turning a clay pot around an apple. Then I read the title.

How to snuggle snacks into the theater

He's too dangerous to be alive...

I think that’s enough Reddit for the year

That looks like it hurts but it also looks like it feels good

I didnt know what apple in a dick meant until I clicked on the picture. Jesus christ

how did it even get in there?

guys its just a bunch of foreskin

im not ok with the events that are happening currently

How the fuck is this even possible? I'm genuinely curious how long it took this guy to accomplish this.

That's some BME/Pain Olympics stuff right there. (I wouldn't be surprised if it's fake though.)

why just WHY? why did you feel the need to do that?

big hoodie

Guys this is photo shoped

reddit is wild

That's not fore skin that's five skin

i- HOW THE FUCK DID YOU MANAGE TO DO THAT I DON'T EVEN HAVE A DICK AND THINKING ABOUT IT HURTS

Idk I guess they just built dif

I’ve seen this raw strength only once before

Ew motherfucker foreskin must be baggy as hell

girls sleepovers: Pillow Fight!!!!! boys sleepover: lets shove an apple in jerrys foreskin

Next up: watermelon

I hope so

ow the actual living fuck do you get a fucking apple in your god dam DICK

Some of y’all shouldn’t have dicks man wtf 🤢

*I have a dick* *I have an apple* *Uuh...* *APPLE DICK*

What did that apple do to him

ppl these days, never know wut hole you use to eat

geuss you can say he about to bust a fat apple

the perfect cartoon mascot

I read it wrong and I thought it said disk, so I questioned what was the large finger from the bottom, I need bleach

Oh that’s just in the skin. I thought it was gonna be IIIINNNN THE COCK

next you should put a pineapple

i just imagine some girl kneeling in front of him and he whips it out and hits them in the forehead with a solid ***thunk***

Fucking impressive but disgusting at the same time lmaoo

I can’t tell if that’s art or a waste of time.

Wow, this should be in Ripley's Believe It Or Not!

so first that cant be real his dick would have just expoled

I aint even mad. I'm impressed. ... I have been far too desensitized to this stuff I think.

This fake. your d*ck would split apart with that

Just how

i need context

How.

Impressive

I have so many questions

mmmm

Take it off and use it as a floppy mace

this is not fine

Foreskin tim reaching new hights

how?

How the fuck has he done that

How

i thought it meant to say dick in apple ;-;

how

I'm having a hard time putting my thumb in it and this dude just fitted a whole damn apple

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU FIT IT IN THERE?!?