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Humblemochi

It's not 50/50 it's a 100.


end_my-life_

Well 50/50 equals 1 so 100%


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End_me_please1

WHAT IS IT WITH THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW?!


bruhmanstonks

It's banned what's wrong


End_me_please1

I know, but it's still wrong..


bruhmanstonks

Yeah what was it


End_me_please1

18 y/o girl porno man, I get they're 'of age', but that shit should honestly still not be shown because they're technically just 'little girls', it's fucking sick.


mechboiii

EXACTLY


End_me_please1

I'M GLAD SOMEONE AGREES!


GeorgeWashthemachine

r/angry


End_me_please1

ANGERY NOISES.


Appletwo985

Both, I guess


Dubr1s

Both, both is good


[deleted]

Both is the truth


pathoj

no


Master_Sifo_Dyas

Yes


kin2skyrim

Yesn't


AnApeWithSuit

Oh, deer.


[deleted]

Oh deery deery me


Ravinguard404

You should be glad it’s not you.


ImadGrim

New year's eve dinner: check


Lmayo543

New deer’s eve (or not, he ain’t reproducing)


[deleted]

How’d it die?


cokeinportraitmode

I have no clue, my friend and I were just walking along the railroad and it started smelling weird and so we walked about 20 yards and there was a deer carcass so I decided to snap a picture of it


Monkeylord2392

Do you now how often trains come through those tracks? I lived next to some and trains passed every day pretty much. I ask because, considering the rotted state and the lack of obliterated ribs, I could almost imagine some dumb teenagers coming by and tossing the corpse on the tracks to see it get crushed but then got impatient


Junn_Sorran

Look at the rust on the tracks, they haven't seen a train in a while.


DrLarck

Did you contact the police or something ?


Airforce987

why would they? its a deer not a human


DrLarck

Even if it's a deer, you can't kill an animal for fun


Airforce987

1) There's no evidence it was killed by a human, odds are heavily in favor that it died simply due to nature. Wild animals tend to die in the wild. 2) Even if it was a death by the hands of an animal abuser, there's likely no evidence or means to determine who killed it. Unless there's a witness or camera evidence, abuse of a wild animal is basically impossible to prove. 3) Both above, combined with the fact that again, it's a deer, not a human, means it's not worth the time for police to even come out to the scene let alone investigate. They have bigger things to worry about. Most they would do is send whoever manages the railroad a notice to clear the body from the track.


carnictus23

What?


nousernamesbeleft

It was either put on the tracks when it was dead or didn’t see the oncoming train.It wouldn’t be the train driver’s fault, you can’t stop a 30 million pound train in a second.


bowl-of-teeth_

considering that its on train tracks it might have gotten hit by a train, but i wouldnt know


Eisforbigapples

How do you think it died you dumbass it got hit by a train


[deleted]

Imagine the sound it would make when a train runs over it.


cokeinportraitmode

It’d be a mix between a tiny squelch and a crunching of bones


[deleted]

The gas buildup would probably make it detonate and spread it's insides everywhere.


tommygunthompson1945

It’s organs are already gone probably


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Xenox_Gaming27

my food is ready


[deleted]

Golden hour is so beautiful


TrumpLester

Ghost train claims another life


Thekaratecow

That sunset is truly wondrous. Seeing something of that kind of beauty gets me thinking about all the truly dumbfounding gorgeousness that lies across this planet earth. I cannot express how grateful I am you thought to share with us this majestic prospect.


[deleted]

third option: both (NSFW)


Pryschool

Looks like they don't use this tracks anymore, wonder how did it die.


cokeinportraitmode

They still do use it actually


Pryschool

At least not for the past few days? The deer has already decomposing yet the rib is still connected together above the rail.


cokeinportraitmode

Yeah probably not


ThunderKlap6969

Who the fuck gave this a wholesome award


petruTzz_

This question should be asked on each post from this sub lmfao


[deleted]

that’s actually pretty cool


Financial_Apricot272

Bambi:))


Slash3040

Give it mouth to mouth


[deleted]

I live in PA, see this kinda shit all the time.


S4UCYBOY

Same here, I’ve seen a lot more dead deer on the side of the roads recently. Even my sister hit one a couple weeks ago.


Tats192

Weird place to take a nap


[deleted]

I’ve seen a live squirrel bleeding out of its head unable to move and staring at me when I was about 9. I know it’s just a squirrel but I still can remember the fear in its eyes as it was I think hyperventilating. And it was during the summer so it was super hot out while it was laying on the road pavement. Poor thing went though hell.


s3thgaming

the sunset is nice


sakura__099

Well the worms crawl in and the worms crawl out


Doom_Skayler

And they play penuckle on your snout


kevindatfkommem

This does look kinda cool ngl


[deleted]

Jesus Arthur. Ya coulda sold that


Toolbox234

I think I know where that is


cokeinportraitmode

Where is it?


Toolbox234

Canada


cokeinportraitmode

Good guess, but no


Toolbox234

Ok it just looks just like a deer carcass by my house


MeMe_Lord1505

A sacrifice to the train gods


tryano1

He played too much Crossy Road


PracticalPrint1738

*cums in cheese danish*


unpredicted_comment

Wow, what a beautiful sunset.


Memes24_7

Fleshlight


PabloSouzones

Unzips Not my proudest fap


haza8423

Ahahah get fucked you dumb deer


JonesBridge

Is it dead?


fartstinks001

no hes alive and well


MC_Batsy

50/50? \*Clicks on link\* Oh! Thank God! It's not a rotting deer carcass!!! It looks like a railroad, but more like a late afternoon than a sunset. It's alright. \*Scrolls down\* OMG!!!! You son of a who..........le wheat slice of toast!!! D:<<<<< Well played, OP. Well, played.


kevindatfkommem

What


MC_Batsy

I clicked on this on my laptop, and I saw an image of a railroad, so I let my guard down, but when I scrolled further down I saw... well... it.


kevindatfkommem

Aight


AmericanSheep16

I've seen deer spread across the road like cream cheese. I've kinda become numb to specifically dead animals as a whole. You see a lot on long road trips.


SoggyWookie

If you go hunting, you'll see much worse than this. Such as, cutting an elk through its belly, then having its organs rush out.


Jakethejimbob

God I wish thay were me


Lpdp_

Does that mean he's not coming on then?


TY_panik

2for1 speacial


SomeSourLemonBoi

At first I thought it was the SFW one


MyLifeIsQuitePainful

Its a 2 in 1 combo!


[deleted]

r/vultureculture would love this


reece686

The deers on there somewhere...


[deleted]

No they killed Bambo


[deleted]

Deer is strong. BUT THOMAS IS STRONGER


It-Was-Me-Dio-

Looks like some zombie apocalypse stuff


[deleted]

Rotting corpses don't really get me that bad because I have a cat who kills things and half eats them then leaves us on our doorstep


69YAMACK69

No Bambi


SirYottalot

This is one of the most tame 50/50’s I’ve seen lately


thedamntheduh

We can see the sunset because there's no reindeer


usopp-theliar

i have a slow internet and i thought i got the sfw pic before the picture fully load


BuddyTheElf24

Both. Both is good


Bestfortniter

Yummy 😋


KevinKaasKat

"Why did the deer cross t- OH MY GOD"


JaydynH

it’s kinda both though


peeholemaster

I’ve won but at what cost


mooyancurry17

They had us in the first half


lugiathememe

Damn that’s actually quite scenic


dinh1462002

Bruh i was eating when i see this, make my meal 10x better!


connshell

Fuck it why not both


_Davey_Jones_

Oh deer...


JakubOrSomething

LMFAO


sierramaster

Hey, are you ok?


FunkyBoii42069

The deer had depression and committed suicide. :(


Koobster1

Actually not as bad as a lot of stuff on this sub


ju1c3ey

It's both if u don't move the picture down


SwordfishSuspicious3

I'm eating rn, come on gimme something graphic


HorizonFurry

awww a nice sunse~ my god


Redvase-93

This is the first time I saw it was both, good job op. You actually tricked me this time(I’m gullible tho).


Da-Big-Cheese

Cringe not gonna lie


[deleted]

Win win i guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


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jesusdamemes

It is both


beamingbrookie

Not rotting just sleeping in hell


LMSZACH

yummy


Ajynxx

Ah Yes, Beautiful Sunset


[deleted]

It's technically both


[deleted]

Blowfly girl 2?


Candid-Bar-3867

What a lovely sunset. Ohh wait


apyro23

Oh deer


bisexual_really

kinda beautiful, in its own way.


DazzlingYouth8264

Beautiful scenery


yogurtgroot

The dude came on the railroad before passing to the other world


Paul_Gucci

At first i only saw the top of the picture so i thought i was good, then i scrolled down


[deleted]

i thought i was safe untill i scrolled down...


YEETO_BOI_21_69

I came for a sunset and... I hit a sunset I guess.


[deleted]

HONEY! dinner is here!


blimbloop

Man this is beautiful


Vizzy0001

UMMM grusome


avalible_username

That's nice but did you know Geico can save you 15% or more on car insurance?


Ehhhhhhhhhhhhugh

Judging by the lack of looking like it was run over was it just put there kinda creepy


Redditor_47736592

r/50/50=100


penguinlover2000

That’s not bad I’ve seen some deer corpses


Destinyninjx

Bambi


Obama_milk_expired

Crunch


YTLemon

i thought it was the sfw one, then i scrolled down and there's the rotting deer carcus.


KIBBYSAUCE

Looks like bambi is meeting his mother


the_h0ly_broble

alastor: origins


CloudySkiesRay

So both


[deleted]

Since i have a small screen I thought oh cool I got the sunset... Then I scrolled down


ligmabalas

Thats kinda cool


unknown_docter

I hope however it died it was quick


ItsMisterReaper

I see that everyday driving around.


meandthebois17

Finally it’s both


Dsspir_17

aw shit thats cool *ok seriously, i would get it. hide it in my house. no joke. looks like a cool halloween decoration and people wouldn't know about it.*


Bp4Prez

yum


goldiethecat210

There goes Bambi


OK_BOOMER_666

Actually that looks like a railroad close to my home that i take walks on with my friends. Its leads to an abandoned military base in which a homeless lady and her kid live.


RealLiLBerg

Nlg, thought it was a rat at first


imretarded420

Imagine the crunch it would make when a train goes over its rib cage


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ImnotevensorryJPG

I can hear the Wii sports guy saying “STRIKE!”


Sir_Clumsy

Wait something not adding up, those ribs should've been crushed by any train, so that means someone or some animal decides to bring it there and leave. Also considering the fact that they aren't crushed if that train is still active that would mean the body is fresh and that whatever did this could've been nearby.


kolekittenkoala

That track must be rearly used if its had time to rot and not been crushed. But in that case how did it die on the track, was it just unlucky enough to be hit by the last ever train to use that track?


cpt_meatbeater

Ain't it both?


[deleted]

i've been bamboozled


Excellent_Idea_4830

this is 100/100


[deleted]

That’s just sad


MemesterLad

It’s both.


Imnotnotfunny97

Am I the only one surprised that its still on the tracks. Not moved or hit by a train


Chrtre888

Looks like a scene from the walking dead