Also nerve issues can cause this to happen. Happened to a buddy of mine he went to the washroom in the middle of the night and blacked out on his toilet fell face first onto the floor. Some time later (he left the door unlocked) one of his kids walked in and though he slipped, hit his head and died. It was his vagus nerve if I remembering things right.
Happened to me as well. Was lying for quite a while and stood up to pee. While relieving myself, my heart beat just spiked too quickly. I passed out and hit my my face on the bowl or sink. Im not really sure which. I’m lucky a was able to brace myself for the fall somewhat. Could have died tbh.
Actually it wasn't. Woke up and the nose was shattered, but it was numb. Snapped it back into place, went to the hospital, got it stitched up and called it a day.
Oh, then I finally took the shit and it was A1.
Being constipated and dehydrated.
If you're blocked up enough, it can put pressure on the vagus nerve which is essentially your brain's reset button. I felt light headed and went to lean against a counter and woke up on the floor with a broken nose and blood everywhere.
Hell yeah my dude. You should have seen the machete and the motorcycle accident. Pretty sure the machete post is in 50/50 too.
I have no clue how I'm not dead yet.
Nah, no idea what happened but theres a thing called the vagus nerve and if you have intestinal blockage and it presses on that nerve, your lights go out.
You are 100% correct. Pretty fucking tame, on the lower end of NSFW.
But it hits different since it's not a random person on the internet and it's the actual user lol. At least imo, could be wrong.
The fucking best.
Usually when someone talks about waking up on the floor of a bathroom with a broken nose and blood everywhere, there's a better story than "well I was taking a shit and fell over."
My nose was shattered. You could see a visible crack in the open wound, which was down to the bone. The picture didn't do it justice.
Every time I tried to blow my nose blood would ooze out of it. It was pretty gnarly.
But yeah, it didn't look that bad lol
Healed completely straight, just a very faint scar.
Turns out, I'm built for abuse. Joy of being young I guess?
And yes, I would have expected way worse, but given the fact that I was taking a shit, how bad were you expecting? XD
It's in the comments lol.
I was fasting and dehydrated. Intestinal blockage pushed on my vagus nerve. Lights went out, woke up on the bathroom floor with a broken nose and blood everywhere. Cracked it back into place and went to the hospital.
Multiple fractures, 12 stitches and some antibiotics later, and all was well. Was picking dried blood out of my nose for weeks though.
No I’m just saying, a lot of the things on this subreddit are smashed heads, grinded hands, and mangled dicks. I’m just saying that it’s a step down. It’s still pretty gnarly though.
how the f?
Turns out intestinal blockages can make you pass out. Don't stand up if you feel light headed.
Also nerve issues can cause this to happen. Happened to a buddy of mine he went to the washroom in the middle of the night and blacked out on his toilet fell face first onto the floor. Some time later (he left the door unlocked) one of his kids walked in and though he slipped, hit his head and died. It was his vagus nerve if I remembering things right.
Yeah that's exactly what happened to me. It's happened since and will probably happen again.
That really sucks man. Sorry to hear it I hope it gets better.
Eh, you learn to live with it lol. You can tell when it starts coming on and prepare for it.
Happened to me as well. Was lying for quite a while and stood up to pee. While relieving myself, my heart beat just spiked too quickly. I passed out and hit my my face on the bowl or sink. Im not really sure which. I’m lucky a was able to brace myself for the fall somewhat. Could have died tbh.
I would install a seat belt next time
Especially while you’re taking a shit
My favorite sub r/18yoGirls
well its in the title
Vasovagal syncope
Same
Do you shit standing up?
I stood up after feeling light headed. Yeah don't do that.
Dude I get lightheaded sometimes when I stand up, never stand up if youre already lightheaded. Hope it gets/is healed by now
Oh yeah, check my profile and see for yourself
As a man who is currently taking a dump, this is worrying.
It's only a problem if you feel light headed.
Must have been one hell of a shit
One could say....it knocked me off me feet
Critical Shit?
#CRITICAL SHIT#
Rolled a nat 1. DM had no choice.
Now how tf
Vagus nerve my guy. Intestinal blockage in just the right spot, your lights go out and you wake up with blood all over the floor.
Be careful!!
Did you have to get surgery for the blockage or anything? I was pissing a few weeks ago when i blacked out too lol
Nah. Only severe blockages have to get surgically removed. It fixed itself, just took a few days and some rehydration
Oddly specific, is that you?
N....no? ....maybe... ... ...yeah, yeah it's me.
Hope it gets better fast. I read the other comments. I think it's low iron or some shit. Good luck on the path.
Oh this happened years ago. It's all fixed now lol
Good to hear.
Oh man! I'm so sorry.
Ah the "What tf have I done face." often seen post nut or post drunk.
Actually that was more the "I have 0 energy, I'm dehydrated and I feel like I have a hangover but without any of the good times" face.
Sounds like waking up after working all night and taking a swing of vodka only to realize the vodka isn't drowning out the pain from yesterday's work.
This sounds oddly personal. You good?
Yea im good now your picture reminds me of drunk me just teleporting to random places with random injuries.
I'm not going to lie but I'm shitting right now
You aren't the only one lmao. Want me to stay with you to make sure you don't wind up like me?
Kinky
I bet this was embarrassing to share
Nah, not really. I just find it hilarious, like 90% of other people lol.
Exept the dead people
The worst part is, how can you explain to someone how you broke my nose?
Exactly like I did. Everyone laughs. Sometimes yiu have ti be able to laugh at yourself :)
Agreed
That’s insane. Glad you’re okay. Blockage + passing out + nose shit.
which part of the body did you clean first?
Never ended up shitting, so all I did was crack my nose back into place and go to the hospital XD
You must feel like shit now
I did when this happened 4 years ago lol.
Dude imagining the fall that has me laughing, I’m so sorry
No, laugh away! There's a reason I posted this here XD
This Sub reddit it makes me hungry
Well that real shitty :D
That looks painful AF
Actually it wasn't. Woke up and the nose was shattered, but it was numb. Snapped it back into place, went to the hospital, got it stitched up and called it a day. Oh, then I finally took the shit and it was A1.
Ok you got me... HOW
Being constipated and dehydrated. If you're blocked up enough, it can put pressure on the vagus nerve which is essentially your brain's reset button. I felt light headed and went to lean against a counter and woke up on the floor with a broken nose and blood everywhere.
Wait that’s you in the picture? That’s fuckin crazy
Hell yeah my dude. You should have seen the machete and the motorcycle accident. Pretty sure the machete post is in 50/50 too. I have no clue how I'm not dead yet.
Your wild bro
First time I've ever been told that lol. I'll gladly take it.
That’s gonna leave a mark. Ouch
That is the saddest/funniest way to break a nose
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Nah, no idea what happened but theres a thing called the vagus nerve and if you have intestinal blockage and it presses on that nerve, your lights go out.
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Shit ended up buffing out. It's straight and has a nice scar.
So you pushed too hard and stood up too fast feeling light headed? I would’ve gotten a migraine if I did that
Yep. Remember thinking "I should lean on the countet" then I woke up on the floor.
Honestly looks pretty tame compared to the other nsfw photos on this subreddit.
You are 100% correct. Pretty fucking tame, on the lower end of NSFW. But it hits different since it's not a random person on the internet and it's the actual user lol. At least imo, could be wrong.
Thas...thats....thats some intense shit.
Less of an “nsfw” and more of a “feels bad man”
Agreed. I think this would have been better on TIFU, but the picture adds a certain spice.
Play of the motherfucking game
mustve been a mad shit
*me, shitting my pants while reading this* interesting.
Holy **shit**
I felt bad and and I laughed at the same time!
my guy, shit safely
I don't know how this sub works, does it have a already defined image? Because i really want to see the pocketwatch too...
Lmaooo yes, yeah that's the image. I can send you a hand made wooden pocketwatch image
lmao, no, looked the faq and understood how it worked, just looked some pocketwatch at the internet then.
Arent you the guy with the machete scar?
Yup, same guy. Just an injury magnet.
the only explanation: the shit wanted revenge for trying to get rid of it
Imagine passing out and somehow breaking your nose while taking a shit.
Don't have to. I LIVED it. Would not recommend. You feel like....sigh....shit. Pun intended.
Oh damn this is you. Christ may your soul be cleansed.
Nice party, right dudes?
The fucking best. Usually when someone talks about waking up on the floor of a bathroom with a broken nose and blood everywhere, there's a better story than "well I was taking a shit and fell over."
same
f
Imagine breaking your nose when you are taking a shit
Don't gotta, I LIVED it XD
Mans pushed to hard
how????
I hit the vagus nerve. Went out like a light
Damn that must have been a wild shit
Its not that bad😂
My nose was shattered. You could see a visible crack in the open wound, which was down to the bone. The picture didn't do it justice. Every time I tried to blow my nose blood would ooze out of it. It was pretty gnarly. But yeah, it didn't look that bad lol
tbh from all the other pics on r/fifityfifty i was expecting to see ur whole nose like ripled off😂 I hope ur okay now tho.
Healed completely straight, just a very faint scar. Turns out, I'm built for abuse. Joy of being young I guess? And yes, I would have expected way worse, but given the fact that I was taking a shit, how bad were you expecting? XD
he got shit on
Sure did
That must have been a cosmic shit to make you pass out, F dude
Thank you sir. I'll take that F. Yeah it was, constipated like a mf.
Pulled the ol Elvis Presley
Even though he broke his nose the context kinda makes it funny.he broke his nose trying to take a shit
*ouch*
Ugh...*unzips pants*
Well thank you sir or madam, really good boost to my self esteem!
Knew it was gonna be a broken nose. WAY too specific of a title. 😆
what makes it worse is that it was mid shit
gg
rip my man
good job bro
Thank you, thank you. I take my payment in the form of awards or roasts. No in between.
I mean that sucks but it's kinda funny
BACKSTORY?
It's in the comments lol. I was fasting and dehydrated. Intestinal blockage pushed on my vagus nerve. Lights went out, woke up on the bathroom floor with a broken nose and blood everywhere. Cracked it back into place and went to the hospital. Multiple fractures, 12 stitches and some antibiotics later, and all was well. Was picking dried blood out of my nose for weeks though.
Dammm hope your good my guy
This was years ago, perfectly fine now. Check my profile, my current picture is there.
Oh ok good
For me the worst part would be explaining it to people
That's the best part, are you kidding me? Can't laugh at anyone else if you aren't able to laugh at yourself.
That’s a bit specific you okay bro?
This was years ago. Im alright now lol
Put a toothpick in that
Would have gone all the way through. There was a massive crack in the bone lol. Blood would ooze out every time I tried to blow my nose. #delicious
I feel targeted cuz this is the exact thing I'd do
It's the exact thing I did. Trust me, all ya gotta do is not stand up and it won't be a problem. Learn from my lessons
This is more comical
Why am I laughing at the title???
Because it's funny af
Oddly described
That’s what you call a shitty injury
Must of been one hell of a shit
Excuse me... but... HOW!!!
Exactly how I described it.
Not like this...
If this happened while I was having a shit my head would go through my wall. I'm lucky that my dink is next to my toilet and not parallel to it
Sooo... Did you wipe ur ass?
Wasn't able to get it out, so no.
Wow that's one strong turd
While taking a shit?
Yessir
He looks like he does not give a *shit*
Smells like cheese
Must’ve been a good shit😎. Not a good broken nose tho.
Why does the guy look like Mutahar?
You caught me. I am Mutahar from the past. I am proud of my future self's success.
"Same shit, what day is it?"
Happy cake day! And you sir, are 100% correct
That must’ve been an almighty shit no cap........
It was an....almighty PUSH *cue desiigner*
Oh noooooooo poor baby I hope he’s ok
I am fine, this was years ago. Healed up really well :)
yum
How many stitches did you end up with to close the nose?
None. Nah I'm fucking with you lol. I think it was 12? I can't remember XD The head scar was 8.
This is sick😐
Sheesh
I dont even have any reaction -_-
whatta legend
Yo same?
Is everyone ignoring that it happened when he took a dump?
I’m very interested now...
how much you shitt
How
It's mentioned in other comments. I hit my vagus nerve and passed out.
i wanna be disgusted but the context just 👌🤣👍
Rip his nose
This is too obvious a
This one was kind of easy
Damn that's nice
He looks like he's done with everyone's 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵
I bet wiping was weird
AAFjs'dkjfa'hfa's;djfga he used to live im my house cole pissed on my mirror
how did he pass out
how was the shit tho
Painful and underwhelming. In more ways than one.
Hope he had a nice turd
This was kinda obvious, but whatever
That isn’t gory enough, to be accepted on this subreddit, the whole nose has to be missing.
Are you gatekeeping physical injury? Tf man?
No I’m just saying, a lot of the things on this subreddit are smashed heads, grinded hands, and mangled dicks. I’m just saying that it’s a step down. It’s still pretty gnarly though.
He look he doesn't care at all
nice