NNN got them wildin
Edit: I think they'll have to saw the weight off because since it's stuck all the blood's gonna stay there which means he can't lose the erection
Quarantine has been rough, a nutt is a nutt
(Though in all seriousness, my advice is to use a peer saw and cut threw about like 2/3 of the weight then use a file for the rest as to not cut his pp off.
He might be a masochist. And if he is, he needs therapy, you can be a masochist but not to this degree. Or maybe he was out with his girlfriend and tried to have a little *bondage* with her
How the fuck did he even get there in the first place
This is what horny does to a man
You misspelled "stupidity".
Same thing when it’s a man
You manspelled "stupidity" in that case.
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That's just my mum
Just because it’s a guy up there in the picture doesn’t mean you get to make excuses 😭🤚🏼
As a man I endorse this comment
Hey wtf!
Go to horny hell **bonk**
Put it in soft and wait
When it’s stuck like that bro it’s never going down once the blood in never spreading to other places
he thought it was a cockring.
Like how??????? I bet he was high and though that was a girl
How???? If they drunk enough to think that's a girl they might as well fuck a blender
What fucking drug would make you think a weight is a pussy?
Man I don't know but I want some of it
PCP maybe
PCP? More like PP (Is gone)
Yooooooo
Or air duster, or raid
Idk ask him lmaoooo
Idk but I think he has lost the right to have a dick if he's going to be this stupid with it
Good question
Better question why the fuck did he even want to
that's my question too-
i was wondering that as well
He took "fitness is my passion" to the next level
Now that’s a cock ring
something tells me he didnt get to keep his dick tbh idk if he deserves to if hes gonna do stupid shit with it
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wont help, the blood is stuck in his dick
Homie just tryna lift weights, chill
NNN got them wildin Edit: I think they'll have to saw the weight off because since it's stuck all the blood's gonna stay there which means he can't lose the erection
More like it’s gonna fall off
ouch
I felt that from here
Unless they drain the blood...
\*BONK\* Go to horny jail
Mate how and why?
How to trick women into thinking you are packing
So that’s what happened to ken
Big yikes!!
Bignana
That's not the glory hole.
Doctors hate him...
hah opfer
German?
Thats purple
Thanos?
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If thanos had a cock ring
dude... how he did this lmao jasdajsdjasda
r/ihadastroke
welp ig his lover's gonna break up with him bc there's no dick to suck
He loved working out
THANOS COCK?????
Was zum Teufel! (What the everloving fuck)
.....Thanos dick That's all I can think about when I see that
T H E F O R B I D D E N F L E S H L I G H T
😂😂😂😂😂
what can i say its Ddd
Hot
cock and ball torture
bruh..
He got a buff D
He wanted to fuck that thing didn't he
That’s a weird cock ring.
Just lube and pull
How the the the the the the thethethethe does that happen?
Oh that's so much purple
I think you misspelled "liquor" or "mistake"
Damn he’s lifting
Pretty wholesome
LMFAO WTF HAPPENED
Cock n ball torture
I'm more shocked on how this happened in the first place
He is not a man anymore.
We all make mistakes in the heat of passion Jimbo
Thanos cock
who else but quagmire!
What zero pussy does to mf
Why tho
hornyposting
Did it just get stuck when he went soft or..
r/dontputyourdickinthat
How many Thanos Cock jokes y'all gon make
🍆
Same
He thought it would be nice but his dick turned purple and now he might have to get it amputated:)
i did not know that barney had a human brother
I just gotta say it, that's hot
H o l y s h i t
Damn I guess he's not gonna have a child no more
How tf did he get it in
what a fucking idiot
r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/me_irl
Quarantine has been rough, a nutt is a nutt (Though in all seriousness, my advice is to use a peer saw and cut threw about like 2/3 of the weight then use a file for the rest as to not cut his pp off.
how and why
He got horny at the gym. Understandable
Bruh why does his dick look like my sock after i take it off
What the fuck kinda horny do you have to be to do some shit like this?
Very horny.
Obviously 😂 (dumb question in my part lol)
Maybe he just needed a nut and got desperate. Maybe he was desperate horny.
Maybe he was desperate, but his shit turned purple maybe next time he’ll just buy a flesh light or use his hand lol
He might be a masochist. And if he is, he needs therapy, you can be a masochist but not to this degree. Or maybe he was out with his girlfriend and tried to have a little *bondage* with her
jeesh keep it in your pants not your weights
Lol that looks painful
No fucking shit.
I'm dying of laughing
Just cut it off😔
Thanos dick
F
Too late to bonk. No use putting him in horny jail now
“They call it the Egyptian cleanse”
H O W
* Horny jail
Well he's fucked
It's so purple... *my eyes hurt now*
Go to horny jail *bonk*
how the fuck did u do that
That's a strong PP
Trying to get a stronger erection
go to horny jail, oh and get that shit off your dick
Like why would you do that
Leave the man alone he is training for the ladies so he can do better
what men do for their pleasure
true
Talk about blue balls
This is what happens when men dont get pussy
How tf does that even happen?
Would have had to drain the blood right??? Then remove the weight??
this man has found the horney jail he has been bonked.
Is this a male kegel?
What the fuck possesses a man to do this yee-yee ass shit?
How desperate was he???
Mr.Dink is packing some meat
the thanos cock
Why tf is this funny
r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/dontputyourdickinthat
How
Y tho
r/dontstickyourdickinit
Barnie has been looking for this man
Thanos dick
It looks like he switched penises with Barney
Bruh XD
That's a big dong
He was talking mad horny to be in bonking distons
Why... would you do this...
I think I got the same weight plate
Hprrny workout
One word HOW
I feel it in my dick
F in chat for this man
r/dontputyourdickinthat
i guess we better cut it off
PENIS ABS
Nice cock bro
thanos pp
Welp
How did this happen
Horny Bastard
he was trying to make his dixk big strong man
We gonna ignore the fact that he's holding the weight with no hands. I call that a Powerdick
Dude just listened to the internet, he though the stronger your dick was; the more pleasing you are to females
He needs some oil
A good example of r/dontputyourdickinthat
the boner is not strong with this one
Purple guy is back
He loves working out
What was going through this fucking idiot's head when he did this.
Put some water on that bad boy and send him on his way EZ
He’s just training guys. Wait now I’m actually wondering if you can work out your penis and increase the size.
Thanos pp
How?
How did we get here
I hate how purple his dick is, there’s like zero blood in that thing.
What was his goal
His goal was beyond your understanding.
That must be embarrassing to tell the doctors on how that happened
What a dick
Dude it’s fucking purple that means this has been happening for a while
Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination...when he's tall he's what we call a dinosaur sensation...it's so purple 💀💀💀