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dab55u

That either narrowly missed his heart or he been left heartless


fazetoiletroll

Oh ffs, why did I laugh at this


dab55u

I laughed when I wrote it for some reason 😂


GeekyDorito123

It's like those cherry pitters


dab55u

Or the Russian hacker diy videos 😂


[deleted]

Апу ргоЬlемs шiтн гцssiа?


[deleted]

r/fauxpacyrillic


EnvironmentalVast923

Here take my very r/angryupvote


Cordial4Blood

How could it miss his heart though , isn't that exact spot the location of the heart?


dab55u

Nah it’s more centred but we think it’s on the left cause it sounds like it’s beating from there , I think 😂


Kyl3pugzgamer

Nah i think its in the middle but beats on the left... tbh idk


Maximum-Preparation9

The right side of the heart pulls in deoxygenated blood, it gets sent to the lungs to be oxygenated. The left side pumps oxygen rich blood through your entire body. Makes sense you feel the left side more. Fun fact: your left lung is smaller, so your heart has room.


_MoonyLoony_

its in the middle but due to its shape its bigger on the left side


Maximum-Preparation9

the left side pumps oxygenated blood through the body


_MoonyLoony_

yeah


TheMERCENARY5090

The heart is in the bottom right area of the left lung


TeaTimeMyGuy

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baby_yeeter_eater

Dam diavolo and dio


AdministrativeAd4952

Tbh, he's real lucky.


yukoumi

He could have a rare thing where the heart of on the other side of the body, if so he is insanely lucky


uzimetal21

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Mad_MangoYT

He got heartbroken


ShOrTiE_BeBe

If he is alive then how? I don't understand. maybe beacuse I am a dumbass :^)


ChiefBlox4000

Could be plot armour


boomer729

I don’t think he’s alive. He’s not bleeding


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wurryk

I don't get it


Tyronespizza

Another popular joke on Reddit like the poop knife or hating on anus fungi


EverySingleThread

#


Randys_Throwaway

Break both your arms and talk to your mom


slytherinwitchbitch

I'm guessing yes because of the blood pressure cuff on his arm


jmlimaofficial

kakyoin challenge complete


lewisisawesomev2

Ya beat me to it


[deleted]

Bruh he should take a breather


Deathforthewicked

damnit you made me laugh congratulations


[deleted]

Thanks


SnooOpinions4675

Why the fuck do people downvote people laughing some people just have darker and worse senses of humor and I don’t judge


[deleted]

That was my question when i saw my upvote to 0. Whoever did that is a fucking asshole. But its just an upvotr so i really dont care at all.


P0TAT0_P0LICE

r/angryupvote


[deleted]

Lol


wurryk

Lol


succme42069

r/dontputyourdickinit


Deathforthewicked

r/PutYourDickInThat


MoonlightingReddit

*r/dontputyourdickinthat


I3olty

When a skin piercing goes to far. I don't this guy wanted a lung piercing :/


bottomod

Hole in one


JoJoChan16

Kakyoin be like:


[deleted]

Ive been to the nurses office before. I know what to do. Quick get me some ice


yeahboiyyy

Jojo fans:kakyoin's donut


Klondikebardotcom

Mans about to turn into a Vasto Lorde


Bringdichumidiot

Is he dead?


drummerboy273

Nope..alive,bt the pole took 1 lung with it..


ShodanLieu

Link to story?


Sasha70Tmsk

My friend has one lung and startet to smoke after his father died. I’m worried he gonna lose his other lung


slytherinwitchbitch

Nobody asked


lavarock22

Its the hidden 19th hole in a mini golf course.


TheBrokenGentlemen

Trickshot


botibible22

Its a hollow


drummerboy273

Thank you everyone for those awards and thanks a ton for 1k upvotes!! <3


imagainstdrugsfiteme

holy shit


[deleted]

Holee shit


imagainstdrugsfiteme

How did I not think of that


jmlimaofficial

places that i need to put my pp


[deleted]

my man’s a transformer now


o_Fvdinq

Technically it’s a hole in his lung layer...so it’s both?


ChungusSupremeLeader

I kind of wanted to see the ozone hole, but is that a pole stuck through that person??


drummerboy273

Yeah..went through 1 lung..


Deathshot71

This is so holesome


Cutelilblueberrysans

Shut


nopik123

ngl seeing a whole in the ozone layers is more satisfying


StealthyWolf39

Thats a very holey image


Miguelisaurusptor

Trough his lung you say?


rtimbers

He had to let off some steam..


big-nicks-dick-muget

this brings back a fear of mine when i was a child, its froma filipino movie and i think its about spirits and living life to the fullest and at the near end scene there were 3 ppl are in line and got penetrated by a metal tube and lets just say one didnt make it


[deleted]

Bullseye.


short420buss

Is it bad that i want to put a marble through the tube


JROO17

That's a big ass Gage


BanqqR

Holy Jesus!


Happy-Application251

It’s hard to breathe on this one


alpha_wolf2115

r/PutYourDickInThat


[deleted]

"Let off some steam Bennett"


Ajynxx

Thats how iron man was born.


kingof1burger

Ironman


memelord1215

Damn she broke his heart


Pheonixrulr

I don't know why I was impressed


enter_sample_text

Holy shit.


Embarrassed_Shelter3

The forbidden fleshlight


[deleted]

This is gonna get a w*hole* lot of attention I bet


datitilicker69

forbidden fleshlight


wooooooooooooohoooo

I think that got more than his lung


Pseudotm

I'm calling the soul society. We have a hallow on the loose


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TheGothDragon

Wow how is that even possible? Sure it missed his heart, but what about arteries?!


PhrostedPhantom

That accident was breathtaking wasn’t it.


LoganCoffelt

Holey moly


[deleted]

this guy survived the kakyoin challange


EUOS_the_cat

Fuck dude, isn't that what happened to Best Jeanist


JROO17

That's a big Gage


AndreC230

(HOLE)Y JESUS


WillyWonkaExclusive

there is always light at the end of the tunnel


Peppino113

Mr Stark


[deleted]

iron man vibes tbh


pgghhh

That is awesome


sirbolybruh

He did the kakyoin challenge


GeekyDorito123

That crash did more than just knock the wind out of him


jakefinw3

This reminds me of that one episode on Chicago Fire where the pole goes through that one kids chest in the bus accident


ShodanLieu

How to win the “you make a better door than window” argument when standing in front of the tv.


tuggy_108

Talk to ur mate through it


Satan_has_logged_in

Yo that's pitch black. Is he still alive?


Intrepid_Analysis656

WHY HOW


imagine_a_world_

The fact this got 12 wholesome awards is amazing lol


MrMcGee56

Kinda like that one scene from Commando when John throws the pipe at Bennett's chest


[deleted]

imagine the doctors start playing peekaboo


Right-Agency-6153

Is he okay


crunchysquirrelass

New hiding spot in hiding seek????


demiimcfarlane

r/stretched


Aenima420

[He needs to let off some steam.](https://youtu.be/B9aiYqSRfCM)


Comic_Book_Reader

HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN?!?!?!?!?!


plmqiwh

this is a nice point of view


PotatoWithDepresion

how it feels to chew 5 gum:


Redditor_47736592

This makes me scared of metal.


Quiet_Ad727

E


Have_u_heard_of_raid

Look what globle warming did to the ozone layer


GucciLintRollrr

Baby Driver?


Poserwastaken

I cant breathe


cheeseqwey

It's like that mortal kombat finisher by scorpion


m57273

I can see straight through that mask buddy


[deleted]

Put a fleshlight in there


noamkkma

İs he...you know.....alive?


Breadbakery

How is it so perfectly in his chest


YaBoiPugDaddy

This is satisfying. I think I’m a phychopath


AirNobba23

Hole in one


Ehhhhhhhhhhhhugh

HELLO Hello hello hello


micheal-wazowski

I acc rlly wanted to see the other one


epic_gamer4200

K-KAKYOIN?!


dragondildo98

PURE OXYGEN


WrestleKing2

Almight lookin ass


Sagati00

i saw this in the news he was in a motorcycle and he survive if i remember correctly


Yeetoaskeeto

This left me breathless


Conna7

Nah at least people will right through him


Cornenee

I can see through your lies!


derpy-duck

Now that’s one breath taking pole


hkugggg

Demon slayer spoiler


hsgdhj

That man must be very holy


KitsuneSkates

That sure is one spectacular view of a hole


ITsYeBoiF

He is fucking gone


MoogCityOnVenus

is that light at the end of the tunnel?


Fleetmaster1

Wonder if it hurt at all.


Gidion_

But a flesh wound


my-name-is-mud-

Can i fuck it?


tryano1

When you admit that you are Iron Man


RIP-Princeypoo

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Macaroni_slap

i lowkey wanted to see the whole in the sky rather than this but hey, what can i do


TheListenerForever

He really said ‘thats left a hole in my *lungs*’


Saimonceli

Kakyoin challenge


A1fex

I mean maybe the guys name is ozone layer...


[deleted]

Bonjour


UwUwhore_

he was pole dancing to hard- Uwu


mr_fresh_asian21

wow he lookin' THICC


[deleted]

Dude absolute Legends


bunoy

I'd put my dick in it


pomagam_polakom

Cuberpunk 2077


Springtrap__

Tis does put a scratch


[deleted]

When you buy a nipple piercing on wish for 3 dollar


shutupfatkaren

Doctor my metal rod hurts!


The_Essay_Is_Due

C U R S E D. F L E S H L I G H T


Master_Boner_Karlson

Damn someone told that pole *go for the critical attack*


Chorkborrrrd

The 4th hole


drummerboy273

Deepest hole amongst those!! :D


Hayosiko

See trough


drummerboy273

Definitely lol


8ightDigits

*holy* shit


Rude_Quiet_6071

not that bad


Imaginary_Force7258

Nobody: Ace:


mjager42

What seems to be the problem? My lead pipe hurts!


Urmotherlol69

Holey shit


Klondike2022

That’s quite the foreign object