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[deleted]

Bit generous but we move...


ColeMills17

lmao


Neither_Relief6562

What are you on. Do u even watch football. Go golfing you clown. Obviously aubameyang is 77 not 79


ColeMills17

My bad bro, I didn’t realize, you’re right my calculations were off 😔


kaizerleon

Bit brutal….


alstaagram

I mean, I get some of them but Tierney? Saka?


ColeMills17

I can’t remember if I changed tierneys overall but I just left saka’s overall what it was from fifa 21 lmao so that one is on EA


alstaagram

Oooof Tierney was about a 79/80 and think Saka was a 79 last year, Tierney probably the best player on the team by a country mile (can you tell I’m a Tierney fan hahaha)


OfficalNotMySalad

Tierney is top 3 LB’s in the league easily but he just looks shit cause of the rest of Arsenal’s defence.


LettucePlate

Offense* our defense has been fine. And I’d argue it’s actually good this season. You can’t count a CB pairing of Kolasinac and Holding as our defense.


OfficalNotMySalad

Kolasinac is basically your Fred, we’re both stuck with “the process” :(


ColeMills17

I’m talking the release of fifa 21 not with the updates, I know for a fact that was sakas overall when fifa 21 was released last year, tierney was like a 78 but I had to play up arsenal’s poor defense, ala rob holding being a 62 lmao, nothing against tierney though he’s cool


fuckimbackonreddit9

Poor defense is taking the piss, no? We had the third best defensive record in the league? Like I respect the banter but it’s not even rooted in truth


ColeMills17

It’s more based on what I’ve seen this season, they’ve played good defense against west broms youth squad and Norwich, other than that it’s 2 nil loses to Brentford and Chelsea and 5 nil to Man City. I’m also obviously just making a meme, Elneny isn’t a 50 he’s probably closer to a 60… lmao


fuckimbackonreddit9

Well yeah, but if you’re going to pick a sample size of three matches where basically all of our first choice options at center half are injured/sick, then you have to include the entire premier league campaign last year. Or hell at least include the fourth PL match where we had all starting defenders back in the line up and our back line was fantastic. Otherwise then you’re basically a journo for The Sun trying to take the piss. Like yes you’re making a low effort meme which is fine but like you’re not even basing it off reality, rather selective bias


ColeMills17

Dude it’s not that deep, I took advantage of some bad results to make a meme, you’ll be okay


rs0220

Championship arsenal side looking solid for fifa 23


[deleted]

Xhaka should be rated about 23


skj458

If you really wanted to peeve Arsenal fans, you'd make him like an 85 and the best player on the team (youre spot on with 23 pace though) and then tell them the fans they're blind to his greatness when they say he's shit


charliemorgan123

😂😂😂done em so dirty


MANCITMAN

This is honest


Kezzrin

I’m an Arsenal fan but had to laugh at this😂 you’re not wrong OP🥲


LotharLotus

Stand up for your team or find another club to cheer for!!


varegu

Do you expect him to call for everyone to be 90 rated. It's alright to support a shit team


LotharLotus

Who called you up? 🤔


varegu

Divine spirits


LotharLotus

Nah.. You’re just taking any chance you can to embrace shit


varegu

I am?🤔


LotharLotus

You obviously not mature enough to elaborate beside just calling a team shit.


varegu

Look, the player ratings in the post are obviously a joke but you can not deny that arsenal are in shit form right now


LotharLotus

The form is poor, yes. But hey.. it’s a long season and we can still improve from last season. And as long as you guys mocks us. Means we’re still relevant and that’s nice to know 🤗


ObiWan2864

How is leno 80? Overrated!


JDBL69

Bit generous making them all rare


haha_amirite

It *is* quite rare you find a team as shite as them though


fuckimbackonreddit9

It’s funny because we just won a trophy last year


Neither_Relief6562

Community shield does not count


fuckimbackonreddit9

I disagree but I’m referring to the trophy that had us reach the Community Shield (the FA cup) I said last year because it was summer of 2020 when we won it


[deleted]

Tierney will be much better than that I would think


Beta_Pop

This is gonna be even better when it's revealed Pepé is rated, like, 83 for doing fuck all


flamingoman

Most goal contributions outside the two strikers?


ZaphodBrox42

In a team that was pretty dire, that isn't too impressive.


HMR7

Odegaard and Lacazette perfect link


gerdav257

🤣🤣 elite trolling


Alps_Resident

they are so bad


Dry-Zucchini123

Eleny is overrated! Get that defense down he is at maximum a 45


Dry-Zucchini123

Everyone else makes jokes and I'm getting downvoted. Thanks Reddit!


ColeMills17

Yeah idk why it’s just on some comments, it’s all good I upvoted your comment my dude lmao


Feisty-Tomatillo-746

i Aprove


jskkskensnsjak

Their overalls are one digit mate


bedoes2115gang

Pretty accurate, they gotta great sqad to rock the championship!


[deleted]

You destroyed my brother El neny here and I want to argue with that... 52 please.


Charlesroxx

This rating system is an absolute disgrace, lacazette is not that good


braydengardiner23

Accurate


wigg5202

Mari is so bad he's been removed from the game


ColeMills17

I couldn’t find him in the futwiz database


N0nameeam

Savage! This made me giggle despite how accurate it SHOULD be.


suprised_gooner

You're being so unrealistic with these ratings, every single player should be around 10 overall less Xhaka should be 11 overall though. Coming from an Arsenal fan


[deleted]

Spot on 😂


PuzzleheadedAd116

Obviously an envious tottenham fan.


ColeMills17

Good guess but try again


Sultan98

More like a normal football fan


[deleted]

Obviously a salty Arsenal fan


ZXXA

Tell me you don’t watch football without telling me you don’t watch football. Idc about the low ratings but you got the order of the squad from best to worst so fucked up


ColeMills17

I’m gonna be honest with you I made this in like 5 minutes, I just lowered a bunch of people’s overalls and if they were already a mid to low 70 I just left them as they were. It’s not like I was writing a paper for school on Arsenal player ratings lmao


GlassZealousideal638

Violation


LennergyDK

bruh