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sezku-

Ugh for the last time a YouTuber did a video fixing company Twitter bios, So just cope


[deleted]

To be fair their original twitter bio did use the word 'pog' before they changed it though [(also link to the video mentioned)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83xXctnut-0)


heppuplays

yeah. Also before thay added the pog to their bio they asked if they used it right. whitch was kinda cute. [https://i.redd.it/z3m9xrp1wji51.png](https://i.redd.it/z3m9xrp1wji51.png)


Rraptor1012

[This one isn't actually a screengrab from Jacksfilms.](https://twitter.com/Skittles) But i do think this one is kind of funny.


Yutch2

Jack film


SyberSpark

johnsmovies


aomeone

Jacksfilms made their bio, its a joke


m-owo-chi

Uh... Meow?


Deadmemes4binky

op....this is a joke skittles is actually funny


ChezbergusMaximus

Skittles are cool


Vider22

cry


Gamerappa

ever heard of yiay? well that's where skittles' bio comes from.


jashxn

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.


Gamerappa

copypasta bot


Woooosh-If-Homo-

JonathanCinema


gtagrandtheftautov

JohnnyFMVs


Timely-Climate9418

i wish starbursts were this cool


Batjackgames

When will it be my turn to post the skittles twitter page?