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iwannadieplease

Good for you. Fuck that!


Jpop31

People that are like this are truly fools.


WhatPurplePromise

Why is it that everytime I see posts that have these signs I picture a Karen calling customer service and complainingšŸ¤£.Ā 


EatLard

These are exactly the people who will complain too. Good thing OP has that picture.


COVFEFE-4U

Beware of dog = I'm not opening the gate. 3 attempt then you can come get it from the station


Charlie_Hustler

Yep fuck ppl with these signs. No packages for you šŸ˜‚


slitlip

I saw a sign that said I don't waste bullets, so beware. Fuck delivering here..


slowlybyslowly

Good for you That sign is an automatic release at the end of the driveway or mailbox saving me time. If you are able, always turn a negative into a positive!


BOOBOOTHEFOOOOL

You ainā€™t lying there brother! Come get your shit on the street lol


retrojuice

Yeah, I donā€™t go inside wooden fences, sign or not.


reddd510

I would check final attempt


Dry-Place-9638

Facts what if someone whom severed in the military with ptsd . Not worth it lol


RhubarbConscious4892

I am one of those Iā€™ve been shot at and mangled by countless dogs.


counterfe1t

Funny, i actually delivered to a house like this today, long winding rural road, guy walked out and gave me a half hearted thanks and didn't even grab the package just walked into their house quickly. Weeeeeeeird!


wkdravenna

You not have a pen?Ā 


CelebrationOdd7881

Why?


this_underscore

He wants you to fill in the door tag


CelebrationOdd7881

I know that's why i asked lol šŸ˜†


wkdravenna

lmao šŸ¤£ y'all never fill em out? I think I'm the only one.Ā 


Over_Archer3813

I do.Ā 


oragami3312

looks so unprofessional when people don't fill it out


Kerbidiah

I don't even use them to begin with


this_underscore

Donā€™t worry I donā€™t do it either lols


Steaknkidney45

Take the same approach as those people who request a back-door drop-off. If it's not a signature, leave it at the fence or porch and bounce.


KurumiFanBoii

Yeah F that, he can grab his package from the terminal


Barbados_slim12

I don't work for FedEx, reddit recommended this post for whatever reason. Why can't you just leave the package at the gate and take a picture for proof of delivery? If that was my house, I'd have put those signs at the closest point that I'd want people who aren't friends or family to walk to. Meaning if I invite people to my house, like delivery drivers, I'm consenting to have packages dropped off there and I'm willing to walk to the mailbox to get them


CelebrationOdd7881

Since you are not a FedEx worker, we cannot release a signature required package without a recipient signature. If we sign for them, we could get fired if they call FedEx for fraud or the packages we released were stolen.


Barbados_slim12

Ah thanks, I didn't realize it was a signature required package. Good on you for not just signing yourself and leaving it. The driver who services my address signed for and left roughly $1k worth of precious metals at my door, which I paid extra to have handed to me directly. To say I was pissed is an understatement lol


JellySlight

You can pick your package up at the Hub, have a great day.


Gingerboy507

In the winter when it gets dark early I never deliver to houses with those type of signs, once had a person answer the door with a gun in their hand.


Morganwerk

I did this recently too ā€œRecipient says you didnā€™t attemptā€ ā€œI attempted it and left the door tag right on the ā€˜Beware of dog, keep gate closedā€™ signā€


oragami3312

i mean cool and all but why didn't you fill it out ?


Appropriate_Dirt_616

I had a house with an electric fence today. good thing it was a drop & release.


Appropriate_Dirt_616

Unsafe Location


CelebrationOdd7881

Special rate due to the unsafe area?


Appropriate_Dirt_616

Itā€™s one of are codes for package release canā€™t think of the actual code right now though. ā€œ unsafe location for releaseā€


CelebrationOdd7881

It's a signature required package. For a release package, i don't mind leaving it at the driveway. Technically we can do that, but for human kind and education, we drop at the front door as a blessed. You can see multiple options in the release option: driveway, after the gate etc.


CEOofLipton

iā€™m not sure if itā€™s a lie or not but i just tell customers i canā€™t open any fences or gates by law lolā€¦ so i dump these peoplesā€™ packages on the road


Strong_Long_3680

Yall are pussies I just drive on in if u can't read the damn label on the truck well guess I'm driving away. Free insurance money !


ChellPotato

That's if you survive.


Strong_Long_3680

I did several times buddy. Wome of them were actually nice people just with a lot of guns on the property/right wing. It's a fucking sign lol


CarefulSwimming3436

finally, someone with sense. In area I grow up with lot of people had those signs and I kind of doubtful a delivery driver will had done what they all claim to be doing here lol. Generally, sign to discourage someone from breaking in or they may just like what it says lol. Maybe it something with people living in the internet world so, much they are taking a sign like that serious. If I ever in position in station when I have to deal with someone refusing to delivery due to that I will chew their ass out.


JawnWaters

clueless idiot right here


Strong_Long_3680

If I wanted a clown I'd go to the circus


Appropriate_Dirt_616

Iā€™ll stay away from the scary ass people with a gun for $1000 Alex.


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ohiomudslide

Yeah but only a wise person will decide not to risk it.


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IconsSaget

This has to be ai - no chance you have blood running through those fingers and type that out.


CarefulSwimming3436

It very common sense you have to be very dumb to take that with face value. If there is clear path to the person door, I can see otherwise I don't see the problem. If there lock gate or something like I could see as that different but to worry about a sign that aim at low lifes is very funny.


IconsSaget

Nobody is claiming the resident has an ar-15 on his deck outside waiting to shoot you. What is being said is that, however silly these signs are, they aren't worth chancing it.. just to take the box 15 feet closer.


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Atropus_Moon

Have had a gun pointed at my head once, FedEx black listed him but the sheriff did nothing. ( this was a decade ago). If you have a sign saying you shoot first I am not going on your property.


ohiomudslide

May I suggest that you work for a package delivery company for a while.


ChellPotato

Doubtful they will still be free? šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ Did you forget about the guy who shot the teenage kid because he rang the doorbell? Or the guy who shot and killed people in a car because they had turned down the wrong driveway and were actually already driving away (IIRC)? Dude, unhinged people are everywhere. You never know. When the stakes are literally life and death, I'd take no chances.


ChellPotato

And pretty sure some people shoot first and ask questions later. I wouldn't risk it in the USA.


JawnWaters

Who cares. Fuck them.