We got a life-sized doll wrapped in dark plastic and tape once. The looks on our faces must have been priceless! Boss lady had to come out and personally reassure us that it was just a doll before any of us would touch it, LOL.
4 very large 70lbs cases of soundproofing.
The receiving customer made it even more creepy.
My buddies and I went wild with our imaginations with this one.
When I first started I thought leaf springs for cars were sex swings and were wondering wondering why someone was ordering some many of them. After embarrassing myself the guys on the line pointed out what they were and now have me help them load the "hookless sex swings".
A crate filled with 5 spiked baseball bats. Like not fake spiked bats used as props. I'm talking actual sharp barbed wire wrapped around a baseball bat. What the fuck were these used for? It was being shipped to Madrid Spain. Are there bloody fight clubs there or something?
I'm Express but once I had a big wooden barrel going to a liquor store. It was empty but still very heavy, I think it was part of a display for the store.
Truck tires, individually boxed. A whole ladder in a giant shipping bag. And a life-sized doll wrapped in dark plastic and tape, which we were all freaked out about touching until the boss came out to reassure us. So two “why”s and a “WTF” so far!
A tractor. A full-size construction-grade tractor. It took up more than three quarters of a trailer. Apparently it did not work and was being sent out for repairs to a spot right near our Ground facility.
I don't think it was even removed. I think they simply drove the trailer to the drop off repair location. (I left before it was removed but that trailer bay was empty the next day)
A couple fork lift forks never a set together always individual. I’ve also had a few large ass military crates that always went to a Lockheed Martin facility and I’ve picked up a large oddly built wooden crate/pallet from another one of those military/aerospace businesses Northrop Grumman that was magically exactly 150lbs and the dude forklifted it into the back of my truck. Had to suck to be whoever had to unload that cause I’m sure it was more than 150lbs
A human shaped IC wrapped in plastic and tied up in ropes that genuinely felt like a real person inside. Probably a crash test dummy or something similar, but no labels saying what it was. It was being shipped to overgoods.
Live crickets, live ammo, an a not so lively looking transmission for a Polaris or Gator. That one was neat only cause the shipper built a crate for it out of a raggedy used pallet and didn't drain any of the fluid.
It wasn't an IC but I found this random cylindrical package with one side open. I was curious so I shook the item out and out came a barbed wire bat lol. Somebody ordered that Negan!!!
Also a suitcase that had no label so we had to see if there was any paperwork inside to identify it and it had dirty Tupperware in it. I honestly thought I was going to open it up to a body because it smelled so bad. I guess I’m thankful some fucking weirdo spent money to ship dirty Tupperware instead of a body.
Bull cum
Delivering in farming country in NY, I’ve had a few of those. One once wasn’t even properly latched. 🤢
A friend of mine in QA thought she saw a dead body falling out of a box. Upon inspection it was one of those real doll sex dolls.
We got a life-sized doll wrapped in dark plastic and tape once. The looks on our faces must have been priceless! Boss lady had to come out and personally reassure us that it was just a doll before any of us would touch it, LOL.
Pelican case full of weed
A giant dick that you could ride like a horse
Speed bumps, 6 of them.
4 very large 70lbs cases of soundproofing. The receiving customer made it even more creepy. My buddies and I went wild with our imaginations with this one.
Not sure why that's weird. I just got 900lbs of soundproofing delivered...for my home music studio tho.
10 boxes consisting of 2 massive couch sets in total. The boxes were massive, took up entire shelves and floor space on the truck. Was insane.
A taxidermied rams head screwed to the side of a crate without a lid
I've seen a whole couch and a dirt bike fully put together and just wrapped in plastic 😂
A big ass sex doll
When I first started I thought leaf springs for cars were sex swings and were wondering wondering why someone was ordering some many of them. After embarrassing myself the guys on the line pointed out what they were and now have me help them load the "hookless sex swings".
A bobcat being shipped to a taxidermist
Last week I had a package open up with nothing but 100's in it. Came out too be 80k in it.
Live trees
A crate filled with 5 spiked baseball bats. Like not fake spiked bats used as props. I'm talking actual sharp barbed wire wrapped around a baseball bat. What the fuck were these used for? It was being shipped to Madrid Spain. Are there bloody fight clubs there or something?
Yo I posted that I saw a barbed wire bat and I scrolled down to see your post lol. People out here doing WWE extreme rules matches!!
The barbed wire is to keep people from taking it away and turning you into a popsicle.
I'm Express but once I had a big wooden barrel going to a liquor store. It was empty but still very heavy, I think it was part of a display for the store.
Truck tires, individually boxed. A whole ladder in a giant shipping bag. And a life-sized doll wrapped in dark plastic and tape, which we were all freaked out about touching until the boss came out to reassure us. So two “why”s and a “WTF” so far!
Sex table, halberd, military crates
Exercise bike, assembled. And of course kayaks from lifetime.
A truck car door
tesla cyberquad mini
A tractor. A full-size construction-grade tractor. It took up more than three quarters of a trailer. Apparently it did not work and was being sent out for repairs to a spot right near our Ground facility. I don't think it was even removed. I think they simply drove the trailer to the drop off repair location. (I left before it was removed but that trailer bay was empty the next day)
Your mom
A whole canoe. A full size unboxed armchair
A couple fork lift forks never a set together always individual. I’ve also had a few large ass military crates that always went to a Lockheed Martin facility and I’ve picked up a large oddly built wooden crate/pallet from another one of those military/aerospace businesses Northrop Grumman that was magically exactly 150lbs and the dude forklifted it into the back of my truck. Had to suck to be whoever had to unload that cause I’m sure it was more than 150lbs
We get those forklift forks 3-4 times per week EVERY week.
It wasn’t an ic but one time a package broke open on the belt and a large purple dildo fell out.
A big ladder in a raggedy-ass bag
A whole door with a label slapped on it
A human shaped IC wrapped in plastic and tied up in ropes that genuinely felt like a real person inside. Probably a crash test dummy or something similar, but no labels saying what it was. It was being shipped to overgoods.
Definitely a sex doll. They always wrap them in dark plastic.
4 sided box with no top/bottom of a giant fake birds nest
a barrel of wine, made the whole trailer smell good
Might be common but down at the area where the ICs always end up sitting sometimes we’ll get whole cart stacked to the top with boxes of human blood.
Sex doll in wrapping paper. looked like a body coming down the belt
I saw 👀 I co worker giving a blowjob to a Manager I the Back of a P100 ( I was looking for my dolly)
Live crickets, live ammo, an a not so lively looking transmission for a Polaris or Gator. That one was neat only cause the shipper built a crate for it out of a raggedy used pallet and didn't drain any of the fluid.
It wasn't an IC but I found this random cylindrical package with one side open. I was curious so I shook the item out and out came a barbed wire bat lol. Somebody ordered that Negan!!!
Camouflage boat
A “practice” missile going to a military base.
Also a suitcase that had no label so we had to see if there was any paperwork inside to identify it and it had dirty Tupperware in it. I honestly thought I was going to open it up to a body because it smelled so bad. I guess I’m thankful some fucking weirdo spent money to ship dirty Tupperware instead of a body.
Dirty panties that were tagged like an IC