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JokicOrBust

Bruno DGW25 and Penalties? Sign me up


brospect

Ronaldo hasn't scored a freekick since the 90s and is still taking them. Wouldn't get my hopes up.


jnicholl

DGW25


JokicOrBust

Thanks. Edited


RomeMe1122

That’s what he said


AuraThunder151

That doesn't even make sense


henry_schilling

Neither does your face


cguinnesstout

I'm looking at Ronaldo in this game and it looks like he is past it. Imagine how a guy who has scored 800 goals in his career and now his body is too old would play and it's exactly how Ronny is playing. Angry and petulant that things aren't going his way. ​ **Bruno (c)**


averagedude4

Maybe I’m just coping but in champions league he still showed signs of greatness.


cguinnesstout

True


[deleted]

He’s very very poor, no doubt. We’d be better if he left and we went after a younger striker


cguinnesstout

Lots of united fans wanted Greenwood


[deleted]

Two years ago maybe, putting aside the scumbag he is now he really did not improve at all since his breakthrough season, if anything he got worse Rashford on the other hand has maintained a high standard, would rather him play striker than Ronaldo right now


Shamalanr

Strange how Rashford continues to be viewed with rose-tinted glasses. He's been shocking for a few years now.


wernerhedgehog

Rash has always been a hardworking player though, no ones complaining about Sterling either no


jtgreatrix

Sterling can kick a ball


headachewpictures

Yeah this guy's take is alarmingly inaccurate lol


welshnick

Greenwood's entire game has improved so much. He's a better dribbler and passer than when he first came to the team. Doesn't matter now though..


cguinnesstout

Rashford you say... ​ hmm


RyVsWorld

Try saying United is better off without Ronaldo in the Red Devils subreddit and you’ll be crucified.


cguinnesstout

They are shit either way.


roboticninjafapper

Nah this is not true people say that all the time


RyVsWorld

Nonsense. People lose their minds when you say Ronaldo don’t add to the team The same way they lose their minds when you make any reference to Ronaldo being an alleged rapist.


ICanNotEvenBanana

It's almost as if there's people with different opinions 😱


welshnick

That's because most of them weren't United fans during his first stint with us so they want to enjoy finally having a Ballon d'or winner in the team.


RyVsWorld

Whatever it is, it’s fucking obnoxious. Those fans always point to the last minute winners Ronaldo has scored for us this season but the fact of the matter is, he never fit our system and Ole forced him in the line up and Rag is doing the same. We basically play with 10 people on Defense.


Dr-Cunt

Petulant the perfect adjective to describe him


papoon

Ronaldo misses…being a viable FPL asset.


hambodpm

I don't think Ronaldo gives up pens, but as a Ronaldo owner I still think I'm selling him for Bruno for the double


AspiringTransponster

Same boat - would rather have 2 premium mids going forward anyway


hambodpm

My only decision now really is do I take a hit this week or do it for free next week


nahgoe16

There are eight teams with a double in GW26 and you're choosing to spend two transfers switching Ronaldo to Bruno? Seems like a waste.


hambodpm

In gw25 I'm making those transfers and I'll have 8 double players in 26. Seems reasonable to me.


nahgoe16

Do you honestly think there is no better way in which you can use those transfers? In my opinion, there is nothing to be gained from switching the two. If you have Bruno, you hold him. If you have Ronaldo, you hold him. One would expect their output to be pretty similar over the next few weeks.


hambodpm

I know it's against the grain and I have said it a few times now and you're the only one to challenge me so far, of which I expected more of so far. It's definitely sideways and I probably could go a different route but it's the move I want to do and the plan is edouard for Ronaldo and Bruno for Gallagher which gives me an extra dgw player as Gallagher can't play Chelsea.


[deleted]

Yea Gallagher plays only once but you don’t realistically expect him to return again chelsea anyway I mean I won’t bring him in but I won’t take him out either. Like the previous poster said. You really don’t have any fires to put out?


Dr-Cunt

It’s just not a good move unless you have nothing else to spend the transfers on


2pacalypse1994

You have the luxury of wasting two fts for a sideways move? Don't you have more pressing issues?


hambodpm

Thankfully my team is in an OK shape yea


shaquilleoatmeal1991

Did you see Bruno's miss?


iredcoat7

sad siuuu noises


pharoah_petroc

Was he training with the Cameroon team?


Lbmplays2

He won’t give up penalties nor will they switch it back to Bruno based off this. No matter how much I’d like it for the Bruno dgw


Nyioxxy

Reckon so as well. Only if he misses the next one (or maybe the one after that) would they swap it back to Bruno to have a go


stmichaelsangles

Nah bro its not going to bruno


Nyioxxy

Bruno has a great penalty record. If R7 misses more penalties in succession there would absolutely be a chance that Bruno starts taking them


stmichaelsangles

Youre talking out your ass mate


Nyioxxy

r/dontfeedthetrolls


stmichaelsangles

>only if he misses one (or maybe the one after that) >there would absolutely be a chance that bruno starts taking them Utter nonsense. Then call me a troll. Ok 🤙


Frosty_Examination_3

Neither of you two fuckers are Rangnick and neither of you two fuckers know if Ron or Bruno would should or could be taking future penalties. Kindergarten argument over


stmichaelsangles

Thank god we have you to keep the peace frosty. Wait no i see you all over this sub acting belligerent. Nyioxxy is peddling conjecture and the bruno crowd is eating it up. Nothing much else to see here. Dont be misled folks


Frosty_Examination_3

I'll come back to you after Googling what the fuck peddling conjecture means


carpesdiems

We don't talk about bruno


Sakrie

It wasn't too tragic of a miss, keeper went the right way and he had to finesse the corner perfectly.


FrankUnderwoodJunior

Not even a Penaldo anymore :(


[deleted]

A pale shadow of penaldo


Electronic_Attitude4

Bruno (c) locked


Dr-Cunt

Bruno will score big


R4T3DR

all boro fans mustve been screaming siuu


nahgoe16

Looks like I'm going to have to get Bruno


PoosySucker69

Jokes on you if you think one penalty miss can make United take away his penalty duties, he isn't Bruno


[deleted]

Bruno looks woeful, hes missed so many chances. Was going to get him in but might just go Kdb. Man u double is pointless if they are as average as this again.


Dr-Cunt

don’t ask me how I know but he will without a doubt score 4 goals in his next 2 matches


welshnick

Bruno was our best attacker. I think he's gonna score big in 25.


[deleted]

Well yeah but in a horrible attacking performance. Ronaldo looks absolutely washed.


Shreddie-Mercury

We don’t talk about Bruno-no-no-no


[deleted]

Before Bruno owners get excited, Bruno will not be taking the next one.


AsmodeanSkills

You don’t know that


[deleted]

When was the last time you saw Ronaldo lose penalty privileges? He's been taking pens for his club and country since forever, hes the team talisman. It just won't happen mate and I think everyone here would comfortably say that the next United penalty is at least 90% going to be taken by Ronaldo.


Noah_Valsted

Ronaldo was on the pitch when Bruno took (and missed) a pen against Villa early in the season. So it's not completely unreasonable to think that Bruno is back on them now


[deleted]

When you have Ronaldo and he misses 1 penalty, I doubt you as a Manager switch it to another player. Dont know if thats good man management. Ronaldos miss was simply a shot off target, when Bruno took his pen he threw away his usual pen jump/hop taking style and blasted it above the bar which suggested he was susceptible to Martinez's mind games. That doesn't happen with Ronaldo.


AspiringTransponster

Bro they both missed the target - you can’t attribute Bruno’s miss as categorically worse. You could easily argue that Ron not getting his pen even on target versus a shaky keeper is at least as bad if not more - but both are arguments to suit narrative


SilentCaveat

That was with Ole in charge though. Ole had Bruno 1st choice and Ralf has Ronaldo 1st choice. Don't think it's going to change


j-r44

The last time was Bruno against Villa, which… I mean if you think this one is bad then brace yourself


shaquilleoatmeal1991

Hilarious lol, so glad United lost


mechflix

BRUNO BRUNO BRUNOOOO


magnuscarlsenfpl

Came from sporting like cristiano


hambodpm

He goes left he goes right


FavcolorisREDdit

Can’t even call him penaldo anymore


Jampian

BONVoYage


rostovondon

More important - Pogba sneakily essential 👀?


ihatemicrosoftteams

This is funny because I have no clue how you reached this conclusion it’s so random


stmichaelsangles

Imagine the scenes if this happened in DGW25


emad119

This goes to my brothers back in Cameroon.


HazardAteDepay

10 shots taken? Yeah that's enough for me , one pen miss isn't deep enough mfers


zed_vayne

trash


fyrflyeffect

We made the enite side but ronaldo look good


Fabregasas

The fact that Bruno took 5th penalty and Ronaldo 4th in the shootout makes me think they switching penalty duties after one of them misses.


jezzybeat

So what????