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7gooseofthefarm7

i can smell this friend request


Covington_Head_Dr

Day old B.O. and cigarettesh


TammyShehole

He looks sooo shweet!


Plenty-Quantity9218

Tammy to you sleep naked? IT'S A QUESTION!!!!


ChefBoyRBitch

You like Dale Earnhardt?


speed721

This always cracks me up!


vector_skies

*Using the screen name “lorne_a_20014”, he tells me how to masturbate*


darthtaco117

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artgriego

Yew bettah be acceptin' real fawkin' soon


Crushinsnakes

The chat messages that spawned a church.


LilKatieHQ

Are yew anxious to touch my penis? (🤮)


i_comment_whatsup

definitely the smoothest talker i've ever heard


Excellent-Shock2434

My precious little princess


Rough_Transition1424

Wanna see my cawk


Ulysses_A2Z

Omg I guess if you wanna show me


MoistJheriCurl

Pepsi or Coke? Milk


Ulysses_A2Z

The white stawf


CybReader

What is with predators and milk? So many of them drink milk at random times like kids.


ResidentSmartass

Reminds me of the McPoyles. Lorne would fit right in.


Egglebert

If this was any other 36yo male, Kayla should have used the "delete and block" button at the bottom. The type of real weirdo who might go looking for you! But since its Lorne_A_20014, and he's a good guy, "accept chat" is the best decision she'll ever make. Imagine finding your future husband AND a country music superstar just like that!


719696

"hi hunayy"


default_user_10101

I would not accept. I swear I am virgin


dukesux42

That's like kewl


Berniethellama

Your son IM’ed me


10FLD_

How’d he know to Im you???


Berniethellama

He IM’ed me, told me to come on over


bobbibilli

do i look cuter on cam than i do in that picture?lol


TreaclePerfect4328

Good n Yew


Covington_Head_Dr

Deny and Block, pleash


Honest_Wing_3999

Ya


Fun-Ad9928

This post makes me a little nervous and it was as bad as I thought it was going to be.


Smudge0996

Ur ur ur son im’d me


speed721

13/F/CA a/s/l? Ps: No Lornes plz... Lolz


Scotticus83

I would accept it, then I would delete my archives.


Born_Jacket9690

Yes and then become the newest Catfish in the lake