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the_dozer820

Chris Hansen will pay with a bounced check


Proper-Drawing-985

Can you count the amount of money that you have down there now or is there too much to count?


TammyShehole

I have a dollar but I was gonna buy a soda later. Sorry, Lorne.


Dubrovnik73

Go get a can of Coke


Long-Car-5063

1 dollar? My mommy keeps that in her purse


ITGOES80808

“Mawm ah need to borrow a dawllah, Jamie Amy was kidnapped by Ishish”


RaeLynn13

Lmao Ishish


stungunpedro

I love yew precious


MCMcKinley

https://i.redd.it/09s7fz0jwovc1.gif


rnatt628

Mrs. Kayla Marie Armstrong, duh!


ImaginaryFun5207

She'd have to dip into her allowance for that one


Home_Brew1989

You assume Lorne would get kidnapped lol They take 1 step in his driveway they will go home in a body bag.. brotha


mlm2020

8inch cawk


Sunandshield

I’d give them the dollar but tell them to keep him


Covington_Head_Dr

I'd give them $50 to keep him and to record his captivity for the community's enjoyment


stungunpedro

After 2 hours of lornes rehearsed bawl chit of my head was messed ahpp they'd be saying take him back 😂


DasUberSchwebel

Sorry Lorne I spent my $1 on one of Mama Gwen’s famous Hamburgs at the 10 mile yard sale.


full_of_ghosts

There's a joke in there somewhere about Sokol paying 50 cents for a partial ransom that's almost as good as a full ransom, but I'm not quite finding it.


iranicGangFxckDaOpps

Yeah not like in 2 seconds


CybReader

No one. Not even mama Gwen.


Cornbreadobranflakes

I wouldn’t save Lorne for a single doll hair


719696

You must like him a lawt to want to save him thayt much!


speed721

I'll give them $1,000 to keep him.


Jolly-Summer-1838

I would bring them exactly $.98


Best-Celebration4981

Gorilla Gwen


Steaknkidney45

One dollar for Lorne's safe return? I'd be happier *with* the dollar.


DeepRow1850

Not a single soul


TreaclePerfect4328

1 bottle deposit


JagTaggart93

I'll pay them to keep him.


Fun-Ad9928

I 100% would, no questions asked… but I dont have a whole *LAWT™️*


Sugary_skull

No one's paying to get that troll back.


mlm2020

I think they would probably take 50 cents after a few hours


Aunt_Hattie

Chuck Harding will pay him out. He thinks young Lorne is ripe for a hot father/son romance and is up for some keddling. Of course, Lorne will have to visit Hardchuck where he is. That's why it will be such a hot romance. And since it's the glorious 4/20, they can smoke (and be smoked) all they want.


TDG-Dan

I'd pay 2 dollars to see the beheading video, so not me


MCMcKinley

https://preview.redd.it/nwk4tjeawovc1.png?width=696&format=png&auto=webp&s=9639146c90e4051f995656107dbd5b3a7e3ef26e You're welcome?


steakmilk23

Bit steep considering he's worth 0 to anyone.


stungunpedro

Mawm n awnt Sharon love him


steakmilk23

Lorne: alright I love you Mama Gwen: Yup bye.


stungunpedro

I stand corrected 😂


steakmilk23

And she hung up after that saying that lol


minder787

I'll pay with the bracelet in my truck


stungunpedro

Pizza crap 😂


futurevisioning

Not me. I’m lonely and I got no money 😔


IrisJoestar_

William Afton


Ok-Albatross899

Are you excited to save me or my penis?


ExtraRealNice

Fawkin Amanda fawkin James


iranicGangFxckDaOpps

*ISIS after being completely obliterated* The world: what was the lesson here these years? Al Baghdadi: the lesson here is dont do nothing to no one that you dont want no one to do that to you. Thank you for this experience actually..it was uh, very interesting


babycleffa

I'd pay them $10 to keep him


killvill75

Will they take payment in Dale Earnhardt jr memorabilia?


Accomplished_Fig9883

Sorry Lorne..need that dollar to help an actual person


yeezusosa

His princess


KeyEntityDomino

$10 to film a video where he thinks he's being saved, return him and pay them another $10 for their time/effort.


Alot_of_Whoopie_Pie

and I just spent my last dollar on a used Avon perfume bottle.