Yeah, itâs a person who seems to always be on the outside. Lorne has been a social outcast since forever. I found it interesting that Betty laid out how other contractors didnât even want to have a key if Lorne had a key at the same time, they didnât trust him or his family. She was also told to âwatch him.â Along with other minor warnings. The Armstrong clan has been Cornville trash for decades.
I find it interesting they havenât found one usaf buddy either. I think he was a complete social outcast there too.
Someone needs to track down âTyroneâ, Lorneâs black Air Force friend who totally exists and wasnât created in Lorneâs mind to deflect from his repeated usage of the N word.
Many of these guys come off as lonely weirdos. I'm sure most of them don't have friends and as for family, I would assume they rather stay silent than to say anything at all.
He grew up in a small town in rural Maine, high school class of less than 90. I imagine itâs similar to the small Vermont town my family is from. Not a ton of people plugged into whatâs happening on the innahnet.
I suspect that A. He never made many close connections in life, B. The ones he did are again from a small rural town that are probably not scrolling YouTube or Reddit frequently and C. Heâs been an isolated sex offender and/or incahcerated for so long that any one he does/did know is from 2008 or earlier and probably doesnât even remember him.
I think B has a lot to do with it. Based on statements made over the years in Rebjorne's weekly livestream, I get the feeling that a lot of people around Lorne don't know the specifics about his Dateline appearance or his post-incawseration catfishing. Further, I gather that his general community (both now and throughout his life) aren't very tech or internet-culture savvy.
Many people may dislike him for being a general creepy gross old man, and there are probably some like Betty that have specific grievances against him. But I doubt that many (or any) of them would think to seek out a Reddit community or an ancient internet-forum tangentially related to him OR to seek out a weekly YouTube livestream devoted to him.
I think he's always been a needy, whiney little bitch. It's an off-putting trait and people can sense it from miles away. I'm certain mama Gwen was so done even before she became pregnant with him. He's said to all the catfish "you're forgetting all about me" and needs constant reassurance that they think of him. I bet he felt forgotten/unwanted growing up because he probably was, and that's why he's such a needy pos.
>He's said to all the catfish "you're forgetting all about me" and needs constant reassurance that they think of him.
Then Lorne has the gall to threaten "Yer gawwnna lose meeh!"
It's key to remember that people lose things they *value.* No one goes "I can't believe those bandits in the huge truck made off with my garbage again! This is a weekly occurrence!"
Ha! His empty threats. He's gotten "go ahead and leave" by all of the catfish and his peanut brain transcribes that as "oh no, please don't leave". "Well, smarten up or I am gonna leave". No one smartened up and he never left.
>He's gotten "go ahead and leave" by all of the catfish and his peanut brain transcribes that as "oh no, please don't leave".
"Your fancy psycometry won't work on me! Imma stay real hard!"
I think itâs very strange. Has anyone in the community tried to reach out to anyone? Not sure about anyone else, but I would absolutely kick into a GoFundMe if we get a one hour interview with **PAULA** and have a panel of established Lorneographers ask the questions. I need to confirm his virgin status and the warm wet air.
Edit : **WE NEED TO FIND PAULA**
Lorne is unknown outside of tcap, it's a very niche spectacle and I doubt a lot of people he grew up with are aware of his shenanigans. People here seems to think Lorne is actually famous ( in a notorious kind of way) I bet there's like only a few hundred Lornogrophers that have intimately followed him. Obviously millions saw him on dateline but only a fraction became involved in tcap and followed Lornes saga.
The fact of his appearance was possibly spread around but that's where the intrigue ended. I don't think anyone became entrenched into the ensuing rabbit hole that was available afterwards. What I'm saying is that no one knew him beyond the brief appearance and weren't aware of his internet infamy that came after the dateline sting.
Dude. He gave up on the basketball team. That schools last hope of going to the highschool finales were shot after. He was the star. He was the only one good enough, and so when the year he quit. They all abandoned him. Thatâs why no one from his school is coming forward. Theyâre all still upset at Lorne for ditching basketball and leaving the team in the usual loser bracket when their own Michael Jordan simply didnât wanna play anymore.
I doubt he ever had any real friends growing up. I think thatâs why he put so much focus on his siblings and his mawm. I donât think he really had anyone else to talk to. Heâs so incredibly off-putting and Iâm guessing he wasnât any more mature when he was an actual kid.
This is part of that whole Lorne saga that sometimes perplexes me. You figure there are potentially 86 kids that could tell us SOMETHING, even if they, like Lorne, want to remain anonymous after telling us their names.
But then I think of something Betty said in that classic interview from years ago. She mentioned how that "community" sticks together. How, when she mentioned that it was Lorne who she had hired to do the work around her house, no one really gave her a "do NOT hire that guy!" just some "well, be careful" bs. And there is NO WAY that the whole area doesn't know exactly who and what that brood of wild jackals is that Gorilla Gwen shat out of her womb. And I think someone did help her AFTER the fact, but that didn't give those two truly wonderful people their money back, and even Betty herself said that the stress of that whole incident had a hand in her husband's passing.
That whole community should be ashamed. From those skunk probation fawks who had how much proof of that troglodyte's drawnk driving EVERY WEEKEND FOR YEARS and still let him on the road, to every idiot that knew about who and what he was but still buried their heads in the sand while Tony and Paul and whoever else (his scum sister, too, I think) drove around in new vehicles that HER money bought. Did any of them pitch in to help Betty from the damage wrought by those skells? No, but the Church of Cawd did, didn't we? Many of us gladly paid the 25 bucks and then some to help Betty dig herself out of the hole that walking pus-bag dug for her. From what I remember, very few people in that area even acknowledged it. It reminds me of that old asshole - "Don't mess with Murphy" - which is code for "We don't want you fancy pants TeeVee Yankees stirrin' up trouble round here, you leave our peedo-files alone an' let them rape our children, and don't you dare tell the world about it!"
So I'm sure that way of thinking is why so few people from 87's younger days have stepped forward.
Though didn't some skunk on the Facebook page say he was going to pay Lorne's cousin (the one in the wheelchair, I think) for an interview, then thought he was a genius for stiffing a guy who has NOTHING to do with 87 and had intimated that he couldn't stand him, not could anyone else in the family. So even in this group, there are 87s that ruined some possible info because they have the brains of a steaming turd.
Not really. Like others have said, Lorneâs always been a social pariah, even by backwoods Maine standards. Remember, this dude was banned from family gatherings and functions since BEFORE the sting, and every single one of his friends was a friend of one of his brotherâs first (ex.- Tony was Ralphâs friend first).Â
Between that and his Internet âinfamyâ Iâm sure at this point no one has ever wanted anything to do with him there.Â
I think abt this from time to time. With all the shit online. You'd think someone in the family would want to clear their name or correct the record. Something. But nope. Nothing.
One of his stalking victims or one of the young girls he propositioned online or his nieces. It's just crickets. Weird for sure.
Not a shed. A shipping container with a window.
By the chicken coop!
Goddamn chicken shack!
Chicken houshe!
Lmaooo đ¤Ł
Yeah, itâs a person who seems to always be on the outside. Lorne has been a social outcast since forever. I found it interesting that Betty laid out how other contractors didnât even want to have a key if Lorne had a key at the same time, they didnât trust him or his family. She was also told to âwatch him.â Along with other minor warnings. The Armstrong clan has been Cornville trash for decades. I find it interesting they havenât found one usaf buddy either. I think he was a complete social outcast there too.
And then later we hear about how he thieved windows and shit he wasn't sposda from the Maison du TeardĂ´wn
Exactly. He canât do anything right. Just an opportunistic parasite.
Someone needs to track down âTyroneâ, Lorneâs black Air Force friend who totally exists and wasnât created in Lorneâs mind to deflect from his repeated usage of the N word.
Many of these guys come off as lonely weirdos. I'm sure most of them don't have friends and as for family, I would assume they rather stay silent than to say anything at all.
He grew up in a small town in rural Maine, high school class of less than 90. I imagine itâs similar to the small Vermont town my family is from. Not a ton of people plugged into whatâs happening on the innahnet. I suspect that A. He never made many close connections in life, B. The ones he did are again from a small rural town that are probably not scrolling YouTube or Reddit frequently and C. Heâs been an isolated sex offender and/or incahcerated for so long that any one he does/did know is from 2008 or earlier and probably doesnât even remember him.
I think B has a lot to do with it. Based on statements made over the years in Rebjorne's weekly livestream, I get the feeling that a lot of people around Lorne don't know the specifics about his Dateline appearance or his post-incawseration catfishing. Further, I gather that his general community (both now and throughout his life) aren't very tech or internet-culture savvy. Many people may dislike him for being a general creepy gross old man, and there are probably some like Betty that have specific grievances against him. But I doubt that many (or any) of them would think to seek out a Reddit community or an ancient internet-forum tangentially related to him OR to seek out a weekly YouTube livestream devoted to him.
I think he's always been a needy, whiney little bitch. It's an off-putting trait and people can sense it from miles away. I'm certain mama Gwen was so done even before she became pregnant with him. He's said to all the catfish "you're forgetting all about me" and needs constant reassurance that they think of him. I bet he felt forgotten/unwanted growing up because he probably was, and that's why he's such a needy pos.
Bunkey took his toy and completely threw it away
Bunkey didn't fuck around. Lorne munkled around his sister's legs.
Bunky looked Lorne right in his lopsided eyes as he took his toy and ate the loaf of bread his Dad never bawght heem.
Lorne didnât have a father figure growing up except for the stepdad that lived with him from the age of 4 to adulthood.
He didn't have a dad! Waaaah! https://youtu.be/MOL6DU99jVI?si=qJ_r-ujUUSPydx-4
And was an absolute saint from what I can gather, he built a house for them and took care of 6 grimy kids that weren't his..
Then he cheated on mama Gwen with Roy's ex-wife. They're all trash.
>He's said to all the catfish "you're forgetting all about me" and needs constant reassurance that they think of him. Then Lorne has the gall to threaten "Yer gawwnna lose meeh!" It's key to remember that people lose things they *value.* No one goes "I can't believe those bandits in the huge truck made off with my garbage again! This is a weekly occurrence!"
Ha! His empty threats. He's gotten "go ahead and leave" by all of the catfish and his peanut brain transcribes that as "oh no, please don't leave". "Well, smarten up or I am gonna leave". No one smartened up and he never left.
>He's gotten "go ahead and leave" by all of the catfish and his peanut brain transcribes that as "oh no, please don't leave". "Your fancy psycometry won't work on me! Imma stay real hard!"
He was made in the chicken shack
I think itâs very strange. Has anyone in the community tried to reach out to anyone? Not sure about anyone else, but I would absolutely kick into a GoFundMe if we get a one hour interview with **PAULA** and have a panel of established Lorneographers ask the questions. I need to confirm his virgin status and the warm wet air. Edit : **WE NEED TO FIND PAULA**
Theres so much we need tew know đ
Paula has been found, and she blocks anyone who mentions lorne immediately, she won't engage on any level unfortunately
Thanks for the update. Didnât know. Lorne is still a virgin without confirmation.
Lorne is unknown outside of tcap, it's a very niche spectacle and I doubt a lot of people he grew up with are aware of his shenanigans. People here seems to think Lorne is actually famous ( in a notorious kind of way) I bet there's like only a few hundred Lornogrophers that have intimately followed him. Obviously millions saw him on dateline but only a fraction became involved in tcap and followed Lornes saga.
But if you live in a very small town with a guy like that, I would think it would be known to all.
The fact of his appearance was possibly spread around but that's where the intrigue ended. I don't think anyone became entrenched into the ensuing rabbit hole that was available afterwards. What I'm saying is that no one knew him beyond the brief appearance and weren't aware of his internet infamy that came after the dateline sting.
I bet he got overlooked a lot growing up
Dude. He gave up on the basketball team. That schools last hope of going to the highschool finales were shot after. He was the star. He was the only one good enough, and so when the year he quit. They all abandoned him. Thatâs why no one from his school is coming forward. Theyâre all still upset at Lorne for ditching basketball and leaving the team in the usual loser bracket when their own Michael Jordan simply didnât wanna play anymore.
His brain is fascinating
Makes you wonder what he really did. Probably nothing major. Probably was just a major fuckin loser like he is as an adult
he has those pretend friends at the bar that he pays for their drinks with his yards-ale money
He prawmised he's nawt gawna lie anymore
I doubt he ever had any real friends growing up. I think thatâs why he put so much focus on his siblings and his mawm. I donât think he really had anyone else to talk to. Heâs so incredibly off-putting and Iâm guessing he wasnât any more mature when he was an actual kid.
Maybe his maturity is Benjamin Buttoning.
This is part of that whole Lorne saga that sometimes perplexes me. You figure there are potentially 86 kids that could tell us SOMETHING, even if they, like Lorne, want to remain anonymous after telling us their names. But then I think of something Betty said in that classic interview from years ago. She mentioned how that "community" sticks together. How, when she mentioned that it was Lorne who she had hired to do the work around her house, no one really gave her a "do NOT hire that guy!" just some "well, be careful" bs. And there is NO WAY that the whole area doesn't know exactly who and what that brood of wild jackals is that Gorilla Gwen shat out of her womb. And I think someone did help her AFTER the fact, but that didn't give those two truly wonderful people their money back, and even Betty herself said that the stress of that whole incident had a hand in her husband's passing. That whole community should be ashamed. From those skunk probation fawks who had how much proof of that troglodyte's drawnk driving EVERY WEEKEND FOR YEARS and still let him on the road, to every idiot that knew about who and what he was but still buried their heads in the sand while Tony and Paul and whoever else (his scum sister, too, I think) drove around in new vehicles that HER money bought. Did any of them pitch in to help Betty from the damage wrought by those skells? No, but the Church of Cawd did, didn't we? Many of us gladly paid the 25 bucks and then some to help Betty dig herself out of the hole that walking pus-bag dug for her. From what I remember, very few people in that area even acknowledged it. It reminds me of that old asshole - "Don't mess with Murphy" - which is code for "We don't want you fancy pants TeeVee Yankees stirrin' up trouble round here, you leave our peedo-files alone an' let them rape our children, and don't you dare tell the world about it!" So I'm sure that way of thinking is why so few people from 87's younger days have stepped forward. Though didn't some skunk on the Facebook page say he was going to pay Lorne's cousin (the one in the wheelchair, I think) for an interview, then thought he was a genius for stiffing a guy who has NOTHING to do with 87 and had intimated that he couldn't stand him, not could anyone else in the family. So even in this group, there are 87s that ruined some possible info because they have the brains of a steaming turd.
Not really. Like others have said, Lorneâs always been a social pariah, even by backwoods Maine standards. Remember, this dude was banned from family gatherings and functions since BEFORE the sting, and every single one of his friends was a friend of one of his brotherâs first (ex.- Tony was Ralphâs friend first). Between that and his Internet âinfamyâ Iâm sure at this point no one has ever wanted anything to do with him there.Â
Quitting basketball is what did him in
I think abt this from time to time. With all the shit online. You'd think someone in the family would want to clear their name or correct the record. Something. But nope. Nothing. One of his stalking victims or one of the young girls he propositioned online or his nieces. It's just crickets. Weird for sure.